Bottom of the tree….

Jack peeked in the other room, away from Daniel. The first girl was still out cold the other was having an x-ray done. "OUCH!" Nirtia yelled at Dr. Frasier as the X-rays were being taken. "This will only hurt for a moment. I need to see what's broken," Frasier responded in her Doctor voice. The yelps woke Seanait.

"Wassup?" she asked groggily. Seanait remembered what the heck just happened to them and acknowledged this fact. Meanwhile, Daniel continued to blush over the constant jokes of his teammates.

Teal'c called out to Daniel and rest of the team "They are both awake."

"Time to ask the questions, Daniel," Jack emphasized as they walked into the med room again. Just then, Sam began to whistle a tune, a happy little tune.

"Well?" Jack asked his comrade. "You first!" and he shoved Daniel through the door. Daniel blushed again and went to the bed sides, which were together, and he cleared his throat. Seanait looked as innocent as possible. Nirtia was just in pain having been recently 'casted' and her leg was in a traction.

"So… what are your guys' names?" he asked nervously. Seanait looked thoughtful as she pondered the best way to answer the question while Nirtia looked like she was going to simply ignore the question altogether.

"Well… I'm Starsky and this is Hutch," she answered. Nirtia began to chuckle as Jack wondered how the two girls knew about his incident as Starsky.

"Alright, like that's not been done," Jack answered. Seanait started to chuckle as well.

"Uh, Jack," Daniel interrupted his friend. "Umm, what the colonel is saying is," Daniel began again to the two girls. "We are kind of curious as to what you were doing out there and on top of a government vehicle?" Seanait leaned over to Nirtia.

"We were in a tree, right Nirtia?" she asked quietly.

Nirtia, being full of pain killers only nodded yes and smiled brightly. "Whatever she said," the older girl bubbled. Seanait continued with the story.

"Right, I pushed Nirtia out of the tree and when I saw she was hurt, I followed and managed to break my own leg." Seanait rolled over in her bed and apologized to her friend.

"Why did you push Nirtia out of a tree?" Sam asked skeptically. A valid question...

"Um....we were playing... and I....err.....gave her a playful nudge and she fell," Seanait tried to explain.

"Last I checked, there were no real trees lining this facility," Daniel offered as he pushed his glasses up. Seanait checked Daniel's statement.

"No real trees. We were climbing the fake trees," she said proudly.

"ALRIGHT!" Jack yelled to get everyone's attention. "This is going nowhere."

Seanait looked at him with a glint in her eyes. "Let's put it in the condensed form, shall I?" she asked carefully.

"By all means," the unhappy colonel muttered.

"We climbed, she fell, I fell, we broke our legs... there you have it, sir. All nicely condensed, like soup!"

"Well see! I just don't buy it," O'Neill protested.

"What? You don't buy soup, sir?" Seanait asked innocently. Jack chose to ignore this comment and carry on.

"Do you know how much trouble a civilian can get into by doing what you did?" he asked Seanait with force. Seanait was starting to get very nervous again.

"Uh no… but what about a military person?" she asked no one in particular. Seanait was OBVIOUSLY still confuddled. All eyes were staring at her… Nirtia came to the rescue. She began to sing real loud.

"Bese me mucho!" she belted out in song.

Seanait whispered, "Thank you Nirtia!"

Nirtia continued with her song, even though she didn't know half of it. "Yo quiero! Mi amor… lalalalalalalalala…" Seanait started to giggle and Daniel raised an eyebrow at the repeated Spanish. Yet, Jack ventured a question.

"Did you guys cross the border or something?" he started. "Cause I mean, what's with the Spanish?" Daniel started to show signs that he wanted to speak.

"Umm Jack, something tells me we better get Mackenzie in here," Daniel said.

Both girls screamed loudly. "NO!" This only convinced the team more... so Sam got on the phone. "YO QUIEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Nirtia belted it out.

"Nirtia!" Seanait protested. "What are you.... oops..."

"No me ames," Nirtia continued happily.

"I revealed your identity!" Seanait groveled. Nirtia stopped and looked at Seanait nastily.

"Well, Seanait," she proclaimed. "Another fine mess you've gotten us into." Seanait bowed as best as one can with a messed up head and leg.

"I have a sophisticated vocabulary for an unsophisticated mind!" she responded sarcastically. Nirtia motioned for Daniel to approach her closely and Seanait inched over to Nirtia with her bed. Nirtia pushed Seanait away from her. "Damn…" Seanait muttered.

"Listen," Nirtia said to Daniel. "I can 'splain everything." Seanait started to inch back over towards Daniel and Nirtia. "See it was a beautiful evening out," she started. Nirtia spied the inching Seanait and batted her evil eye. Seanait stopped dead and Daniel sat down on her bed expecting it to be a chair. "So I thought it would be a good night to go, ummm… How would you say? Cruising." Daniel nodded, he seemed to be accepting the story over Seanait's version.

"Really?" he asked politely.

"Yup!" Seanait piped up and Daniel continued his statement.

"Or were you planning on stealing the colonel's car?"

"Nope!" Seanait put in again. Nirtia looked shocked at the prospect.

"No!" Nirtia whispered. "We were having fun."

"I can't even drive, wheee!" Nirtia giggled a bit at Seanait's silly statement. Daniel began to shuffle a bit and remembered whose bed he was sitting on.

"Seanait you see........." Nirtia added, eyeing her friend in the bed next to hers.

"She has an ummm...... Well ?????????" Nirtia stuttered.

"A minor problem?" Seanait filled in happily sedated on the strong pain-killers. She stopped and thought for a second. "Wait, I didn't mean that Nirtia!"

"Hehehehehe," Nirtia giggled evilly. "She likes you," Nirtia put her finger on the tip of his nose. Daniel looked nervous still, this was worse than fighting the Gould!

Seanait giggled, "Nirtia likes you too."

Nirtia began to wane. "I am so out of it right now." Seanait was in a hyper mode and started to show her teeth off in a smile.

"Wheee!" Nirtia passed out on Daniel's shoulder. Daniel looked at Seanait, huh. Seanait and Daniel worked to put Nirtia back in her bed. Sam just surveyed the action with that 'I-told-you-so' attitude. Sam decided that Seanait had a serious side, despite her liking of Daniel... Nirtia on the other hand... She had decided this only because Nirtia passed out more on Daniel. Nirtia was on pain killer though, so maybe Sam could excuse the behavior. Sam knew from experience what pain killers can do to you.

Teal'c, who had remained stoic through the whole event asked, "Perhaps we should transport them to another facility?" Hammond stepped in from a conversation with Jack to find Daniel and Seanait sitting together… well, Daniel still lounging on her bed, err… sitting on her bed, that is.

"What's the problem here people?" Hammond asked. Daniel started to fill in the general. "Uh, they fell on Jack's car when we went out, sir."

"I see. Well, what were they doing there in the first place? This is a secure facility," Hammond asked cautiously.

"When they fell, they hurt themselves severely; we couldn't just leave them there, could we?" Daniel asked the general.

"Alright! Dr. Can they be moved?" Hammond asked Frasier. The doc looked nervously at Nirtia.

"No sir, they are too hurt to be moved," she responded.

"Let me know the second they can move," Hammond ordered and he left. General looked at the team "Debriefing in my office. Now." The order was in.

"Right," Jack muttered. And Daniel...well we can say he was fine with getting away from the two girls, he got up and ran. So the team met in the office.

"What's going on here SG-1?" the general asked, trying to get to the bottom of this.

"Well a whole lot of nothing.... Sir," Jack answered. Hammond gave him "the look."

"Well......... Siler and I were on our way to shoot some pool," Jack started off.

"Daniel, Teal'c, and I were going to watch jello wrestling, sir." Sam played along as did Daniel. Teal'c didn't get it, he just cocked his eyebrow.

"These kids fell out of the sky," Sam continued along.

"A tree, Carter, a tree," Jack corrected sarcastically.

"Sorry sir… A tree or at least that's all we got out of them."

"They fell and broke their legs," Daniel added, not wanting to miss out. Sam wondered if she should put something in about Daniel and a fan club, since the person in question was blushing slightly. She decided not to embarrass him more, lucky him… So on the meeting went for at least a few hours, when Frasier's assistant Lt. Gwen called the office. Hammond answered.

"Uh, sir, both of them are awake again, might I suggest you come down before either of them faints again?"

"Right, thank you Lt," he hung up and turned back to his flagship team. "The girls are awake. I suggest you get to the bottom of this people. I don't have to tell you how important it is to keep this base a secret."

"Yes sir." The military personnel snapped to attention and left. They approached the infirmary to the frightened eyes of two young women.

"Uh hi!" Seanait squeaked. Daniel noticed that the beds were closer together, they must have been talking.

Lt. Gwen said to Hammond, "Sir, they have some questions for you."

"Uh, please tell me ... Did I do anything out of the ordinary?" Nirtia asked reluctantly, before anyone could get a word in. Seanait snickered. "Well??? OH God please don't tell me I did something bad!" Nirtia added.

Sam looked at Daniel.... "Not much." Nirtia looked up and recognized Gwen.

"HEY, don't I know you?" Nirtia asked carefully.

Gwen blinked. "Nirtia?"

"Omg! Gwen?"

"Hi Gwen!" Seanait put in.

Nirtia bowed her head in shame. "OH NO!"

Gwen turned to Hammond, "Uh, sir, these are friends.... they know all about the uh...."

"Stargate?" Jack filled in suggestively. Everyone looked at Jack. He'd just given away a giant secret to two civilians.

"Circle of Darkness, The cha'ppai," Nirtia added.

"The Circle of Water, the ring of the gods," Seanait continued. Jack winced at the last one.

"Gwen?" Janet asked.

"Like I said friends....I swear I didn't say a word!!" Seanait stopped in wonder, now Nirtia was completely clueless.

"Gwen? How'd you get in the Air Force?" she pondered.

"Well... these ladies are pretty smart, ma'am. So they probably figured this out on their own," said Gwen, completely ignoring Seanait.

Seanait repeated her question, knowing that Gwen was trying to avoid it. "How'd you get in the Air Force, Gwen?" Jack, meanwhile, threw up his hands and walked away from the situation.