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.*sniff* I' m broke. . . But it was worth it! You try burning all your
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remembering how broke I am I almost forgot to put a disclaimer again! *_*
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Angel? Chapter Two ~ Just call me 'Grim'!
It pointed its finger at Inu-Yasha. The fog seemed to start moving away. It then started to walk forward. 'It wants me.' Inu-Yasha thought.
"HEY! YOU OVER THERE!" The thing yelled. Inu-Yasha almost fell over. That was exact opposite of what he thought would happen. It looked way too much like the Grim Reaper, but wasn't the Grim Reaper supposed to be quiet? "YEAH! YOU!"
"Ow! You don't have to be so loud! I'm not deaf!" Inu-Yasha yelled back.
It walked forward to Inu-Yasha. Inu-Yasha could see it well, now that it was so close. It came up to him and rested on its sickle. Inu-Yasha could now tell that what he thought were horns was actually gigantic ears. "Yeah, sorry about that." He could no tell that it was a girl from the voice. "Sorry! I am just having a crazy night, ya know?"
"Yeah, I know." Inu-Yasha thought about him floating.
"Well, you see. I am looking for this guy who died. I haven't been able to find him and it's driving me crazy! His name's Inyu-Yatsha"
'Hey! That sounds a lot like my name, but what's with the y and t?' Inu-Yasha thought, "Do you mean Inu-Yasha?"
"Uh, yeah, that sounds about right." She pulled out a clipboard from who-knows-where and looked at it, flipping through pages. Inu-Yasha tried but still couldn't see her face. "Yep, here it is. Inyu-Yatsha. Silence wrote it. I bet she did that on purpose."
"Silence?"
"Yeah, my older sister. She claims to be a better Grim Reaper than me, but I could beat her with my eyes closed. Oh! Do you mean the name?" She asked, Inu-Yasha nodded, he had no idea what else to do. It was kinda creepy. He was talking to some one who referred to them self as the 'Grim Reaper'! "Well, since she was the oldest she got to pick her nickname first when we got the job. I got to pick last. She gets a cool name! And Death's is better than mine, too. Death is my older sister, but younger than Silence. And, well, I got stuck with the worst name. Oh! I didn't tell you what my name was! Just call me 'Grim'!"
"Right . . ." Inu-Yasha said confused, "I thought that there was only one Grim Reaper."
"Oh! Are you nuts?! There are so many people dying it'd be impossible to have only one Grim Reaper to collect the dead! There are three of us, and we are always swamped with work. Oh! Yeah! I have to get back to work! So, have you seen him go by here?"
"Why would you want to know where he is?" Inu-Yasha asked carefully.
"Well, isn't it obvious? I told you before! He died! I need to get him because he died before he was supposed to! So have you seen him or not?"
"Well, I've seen him, and I could save you a lot of searching."
"Really?! Will you tell me where he is?" She asked anxiously.
"Feh. Sure I could tell you."
"Tell me please! PLEASE!"
"Feh! So you haven't figured it out."
"Figured what out?"
"I bet your sisters really are better Grim Reapers than you if you act like a little kid!"
"Hey! Just tell me where he is and I'll leave you alone! Are you always so mean? Or did you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed?"
"Feh! Both. I'm Inu-Yasha."
The Grim Reaper put her hands on her hips. "Oh, really? Why didn't you just say so?"
"Why should I have?"
"Because it would have made it so much easier! I could have jus gotten right down to business!" She complained.
"Feh! What business have you with me except to take me to hell, or wherever I am going?" Inu-Yasha crossed his arms.
"What makes you think that you are going to hell? That's for us to decide!" She yelled at him.
"I'm a demon! Have you ever heard of a demon going to heaven before?" Inu-Yasha asked surely.
"What? You're a demon?" She asked. Grim then pulled her hood down to get a better look at him. "Whaa! You're a dog demon!"
He had gotten a good look at her, too. "Feh! And you're a cat demon." She had a human shape but her skin had fur on it and was white with black stripes. There were large ears on her head, what he had thought were horns.
"You're a dog demon! How could this have happened?" she then started flipping through her clipboard. "Hey! There's a page missing!" She stomped her foot. "I bet it was all Silence's doing! Death wouldn't do something like this! She did this on purpose! They know that I can't stand dogs!"
"And I can't stand cats. We're even." At that comment she turned around and faced him, looking very mad. "Hey! You are just a kid."
"I bet I am older than you!"
"How old are you?"
"3,000 years old! Thank you very much!"
"Sheesh you're old." He said under his breath. And Grim's ears picked it up. "You better leave me alone or I'll send you straight to hell without giving you your second chance!"
"Second chance?"
"Yeah! You were supposed to get one, but I guess you really don't want it! 'Cause you won't let me be so that I can think for a moment!"
"Why would I get a second chance?" Inu-Yasha wondered.
"I told you before! Will you listen to me?" She literally started pulling her hair out. "You died before you were supposed to! I am here to give you a second chance to live you idiot!" "Oh." He said simply. "Whaaaa!" She screamed, "This job and you are going to kill me! Okay, Grim, calm down, deep breath. Things could be worse, right? Well, let's get this over with."
"Do you always talk to yourself?" Inu-Yasha asked. Driving her mad was starting to be fun.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
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Shippo and Kirara drug Inu-Yasha's body into the bushes to hide him. They didn't know what to do.
"We should give him a proper burial." Shippo said and sniffed. Kirara nodded. "Okay, tomorrow, we will burn his body and bury his ashes, right where he died."
Inu-Yasha and Grim floated over them.
"Well, first of all, you'll need your body to be able to come back to life, and it looks like they are going to burn you!" Grim giggled. "May be you won't be able to come back to life after all!"
"You idiot! I need my body!" Inu-Yasha flew down and tried to hit Shippo on the head, but with no luck. He went straight through him.
"That won't work." Grim yawned. "Wait until he falls asleep and then you can go into his dreams and tell him."
"Fine. Hey! Where are Kagome and Sango and Miroku?" Inu-Yasha looked over to try to find them without any luck.
"Oh, you mean your other friends? They were captured by Naruka, or what ever his name was."
"You mean Naraku?"
"Yeah! That's him!"
"Oh, no!" Inu-Yasha breathed.
"Well, the sooner you pass the tests, the sooner you can leave, and save them and the sooner I am free. So, hurry up already!"
"Tests?" Inu-Yasha asked.
"Well, duh! Do you think that we would just let anyone come back to life?" She asked him sarcastically.
"Great."
Disclaimer ~ I don't own Inu-Yasha and co.! If I did may be I wouldn't be so broke . . .
Angel? Chapter Two ~ Just call me 'Grim'!
It pointed its finger at Inu-Yasha. The fog seemed to start moving away. It then started to walk forward. 'It wants me.' Inu-Yasha thought.
"HEY! YOU OVER THERE!" The thing yelled. Inu-Yasha almost fell over. That was exact opposite of what he thought would happen. It looked way too much like the Grim Reaper, but wasn't the Grim Reaper supposed to be quiet? "YEAH! YOU!"
"Ow! You don't have to be so loud! I'm not deaf!" Inu-Yasha yelled back.
It walked forward to Inu-Yasha. Inu-Yasha could see it well, now that it was so close. It came up to him and rested on its sickle. Inu-Yasha could now tell that what he thought were horns was actually gigantic ears. "Yeah, sorry about that." He could no tell that it was a girl from the voice. "Sorry! I am just having a crazy night, ya know?"
"Yeah, I know." Inu-Yasha thought about him floating.
"Well, you see. I am looking for this guy who died. I haven't been able to find him and it's driving me crazy! His name's Inyu-Yatsha"
'Hey! That sounds a lot like my name, but what's with the y and t?' Inu-Yasha thought, "Do you mean Inu-Yasha?"
"Uh, yeah, that sounds about right." She pulled out a clipboard from who-knows-where and looked at it, flipping through pages. Inu-Yasha tried but still couldn't see her face. "Yep, here it is. Inyu-Yatsha. Silence wrote it. I bet she did that on purpose."
"Silence?"
"Yeah, my older sister. She claims to be a better Grim Reaper than me, but I could beat her with my eyes closed. Oh! Do you mean the name?" She asked, Inu-Yasha nodded, he had no idea what else to do. It was kinda creepy. He was talking to some one who referred to them self as the 'Grim Reaper'! "Well, since she was the oldest she got to pick her nickname first when we got the job. I got to pick last. She gets a cool name! And Death's is better than mine, too. Death is my older sister, but younger than Silence. And, well, I got stuck with the worst name. Oh! I didn't tell you what my name was! Just call me 'Grim'!"
"Right . . ." Inu-Yasha said confused, "I thought that there was only one Grim Reaper."
"Oh! Are you nuts?! There are so many people dying it'd be impossible to have only one Grim Reaper to collect the dead! There are three of us, and we are always swamped with work. Oh! Yeah! I have to get back to work! So, have you seen him go by here?"
"Why would you want to know where he is?" Inu-Yasha asked carefully.
"Well, isn't it obvious? I told you before! He died! I need to get him because he died before he was supposed to! So have you seen him or not?"
"Well, I've seen him, and I could save you a lot of searching."
"Really?! Will you tell me where he is?" She asked anxiously.
"Feh. Sure I could tell you."
"Tell me please! PLEASE!"
"Feh! So you haven't figured it out."
"Figured what out?"
"I bet your sisters really are better Grim Reapers than you if you act like a little kid!"
"Hey! Just tell me where he is and I'll leave you alone! Are you always so mean? Or did you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed?"
"Feh! Both. I'm Inu-Yasha."
The Grim Reaper put her hands on her hips. "Oh, really? Why didn't you just say so?"
"Why should I have?"
"Because it would have made it so much easier! I could have jus gotten right down to business!" She complained.
"Feh! What business have you with me except to take me to hell, or wherever I am going?" Inu-Yasha crossed his arms.
"What makes you think that you are going to hell? That's for us to decide!" She yelled at him.
"I'm a demon! Have you ever heard of a demon going to heaven before?" Inu-Yasha asked surely.
"What? You're a demon?" She asked. Grim then pulled her hood down to get a better look at him. "Whaa! You're a dog demon!"
He had gotten a good look at her, too. "Feh! And you're a cat demon." She had a human shape but her skin had fur on it and was white with black stripes. There were large ears on her head, what he had thought were horns.
"You're a dog demon! How could this have happened?" she then started flipping through her clipboard. "Hey! There's a page missing!" She stomped her foot. "I bet it was all Silence's doing! Death wouldn't do something like this! She did this on purpose! They know that I can't stand dogs!"
"And I can't stand cats. We're even." At that comment she turned around and faced him, looking very mad. "Hey! You are just a kid."
"I bet I am older than you!"
"How old are you?"
"3,000 years old! Thank you very much!"
"Sheesh you're old." He said under his breath. And Grim's ears picked it up. "You better leave me alone or I'll send you straight to hell without giving you your second chance!"
"Second chance?"
"Yeah! You were supposed to get one, but I guess you really don't want it! 'Cause you won't let me be so that I can think for a moment!"
"Why would I get a second chance?" Inu-Yasha wondered.
"I told you before! Will you listen to me?" She literally started pulling her hair out. "You died before you were supposed to! I am here to give you a second chance to live you idiot!" "Oh." He said simply. "Whaaaa!" She screamed, "This job and you are going to kill me! Okay, Grim, calm down, deep breath. Things could be worse, right? Well, let's get this over with."
"Do you always talk to yourself?" Inu-Yasha asked. Driving her mad was starting to be fun.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
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Shippo and Kirara drug Inu-Yasha's body into the bushes to hide him. They didn't know what to do.
"We should give him a proper burial." Shippo said and sniffed. Kirara nodded. "Okay, tomorrow, we will burn his body and bury his ashes, right where he died."
Inu-Yasha and Grim floated over them.
"Well, first of all, you'll need your body to be able to come back to life, and it looks like they are going to burn you!" Grim giggled. "May be you won't be able to come back to life after all!"
"You idiot! I need my body!" Inu-Yasha flew down and tried to hit Shippo on the head, but with no luck. He went straight through him.
"That won't work." Grim yawned. "Wait until he falls asleep and then you can go into his dreams and tell him."
"Fine. Hey! Where are Kagome and Sango and Miroku?" Inu-Yasha looked over to try to find them without any luck.
"Oh, you mean your other friends? They were captured by Naruka, or what ever his name was."
"You mean Naraku?"
"Yeah! That's him!"
"Oh, no!" Inu-Yasha breathed.
"Well, the sooner you pass the tests, the sooner you can leave, and save them and the sooner I am free. So, hurry up already!"
"Tests?" Inu-Yasha asked.
"Well, duh! Do you think that we would just let anyone come back to life?" She asked him sarcastically.
"Great."