Authors Note: Well, a friend inspired me to write this after I read one of her fics. Hopefully none of my friends that I use here will mind. So here goes nothing. Oh and if anyone feels like I need to change the genre of the story at all or the rating then fell free to tell me.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the character except for the overlord.

The Most Mocking Halloween Ever

Chapter One

Overlords Prov.

I know that whenever someone hears the mention of an overlord then they think of "great another guy ruling the earth." Well, no. I'm Kagome and I rule this pathetic planet. Actually my real name is Jess and I'm really only 16. But hey everyone calls me Kagome and I've been ruling since I was 15. Okay just so I don't lose anyone here in this story I'll start from the beginning...where it all happened. How I ruled this planet and how now everyone fears me, I think even my friends are beginning to. It all started on my 15th birthday when everyone forgot because of the damned Valentines Day. You'd think that since this has happened more than once before then it wouldn't matter but it did. Because for some reason I just snapped and the next thing I knew I threatened the president of the United States to surrender the country to me...and he did. It was all too easy then I went to war with every single country but I had the upper hand. That is only because my birth planet is actually Pluto and I happen to be a hanyou. So pretty soon I had won every single country and the world was mine. The first thing that I did though was divide the countries among all of my friends so that they could rule a small part but I still had more authority than them because I was the dictator. But the world did get divided. I rule Japan and this is the current capital of the world. Kuma-chan has Russia, Kirara-chan has England, Mae-chan has China, Kesshou-chan has South America, Koroiakuma-chan has Canada, Darkmoon-chan has North and South Korea, and Chimamire no tsuki-chan has Germany and Hellsville. Oh and I guess that I should explain a little bit more. When I rule the United States became Hellsville. The next thing that I did was create an underground prison where everyone except for the people to farm/get our food, servants, people for our personal armies, people who makes clothes, and children. Hey what can I say I've always had a soft spot for kids. Actually we only used the underground prison for 3 or 4 months before we allowed people to inhabit the earth again. But this time it was different. There was no Global warming; no pollution, nothing bad, and the best thing is that all diseases have been destroyed. Praise Plutonian technology. But for that year it's been pretty boring. That was until my friends decided to keep Halloween and this year they decided that all of us will mock a character...and unfortunately I had to mock Sesshoumaru. I mean I don't mind mocking it's just that I never really did like Halloween. But I'll get to that later on. Right now I better finish explaining everything. Now we have ranks like; the zahs (Plutonian for ruler), the arieks (farmer), the marouhs (children), the gimps (old people), the ceohwah (zahs private mercenaries), the nami (soilders), the earackah (working class), the zahpeam (zahs servants), and the naough (zah's ninja's). I really do hate ranks but some people that I won't mention pushed me to do. And one more thing before I begin the real story is that there is no such thing as religion on my planet!

No One's Prov.

It was a normal autumn day. Well, as normal as a young 16-year-old overlord that is. Except today was going to be a little bit different. Kagome just walked out of the torture chamber and headed to the door. "My lady where are you going?" One of the zahpeam's asked her kindly.

Kagome just glared, "out for a little bit." That scared everyone in her castle into hiding because she never goes outside unless she's bored of the people she's torturing and needs to find new ones.

The zahpeam bowed, "yes Kagome-sama-sensei...and I just want to remind you that the other zahs are coming over today for a Halloween meeting." Kagome jus nodded and left. Once she was outside the rays of light blinded her for the moment until she adjusted and headed of to the village surrounding her castle. Kagome was just walking around until she noticed something that so easily caught her eye. A ceohwah was beating on a marouh. How she could tell, easy, by the tie that they was wearing. Because of Kagome's obsession with ties each different rank wore a certain tie. She was wearing a black tie with a skull on the bottom because, well, she's a zah. The ceohwah has a black tie with a katana on it and a marouh has a red tie.

Overlord's Prov

When that ceohwah started to beat the marouh I steamed so I went over and slashed the ceohwah. He got up and began to curse at me until he realized whom I was. So I just laughed at the fear that began to radiate off of his eyes. "What were you thinking?" I asked him after my expression changed back from amused to serious.

"I-I-I-I-I-"He continuously stammered. That just made me laugh some more. That was when I called forth my naough and they captured him. I signaled them to take him to my torture chamber and I approached the startled marouh who was too afraid to even look me in the eye.

"Are you okay marouh?" I asked and she looked up and nodded. That was when I asked to see some ID she gave it to me but the name made me jump.

Authors Note: Isn't that a good beginning. Well, anyways I'll spend a few more chapters focusing on each of the other characters. And gomen Dark Inu Fan I didn't know what else to call you so I called you Darkmoon. Hope you don't mind. And happy Halloween everyone.