Demonoftheblackflames: Hey all..I'm back with another chapter of when art
attacks! I hope you all like it!
Karasu: *chasing Kurama*
Kurama: *running around* HELP ME!! HELP ME!!
Kyoko: *bashes Karasu with a giant brick* MY KURAMA!! *takes Kurama and runs*
Demonoftheblackflames: I do not own ANYTHING!! Kyoko and Jane are owned by my friends.
When art attacks: chapter 2
True love and drama class
Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Kurama shoved the evil mean teacher in the closet and locked it. Everyone cheered. "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD..THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!!" everyone sang with delight and joy in there voices.
"Good riddens!!" Hiei said relieved. Just then a beautiful girl wearing a formfitting leather jumpsuit and black boots walked in.
"Whoa..Kyoko really outdid herself today..didn't she.." Kurama said drooling. Hiei looked over at Kurama. Hiei got some paper towels and handed them to Kurama.
"What..what are these for??" Kurama asked unaware of the big puddle of drool coming out of his mouth.
"Uh..your drooling again.." Hiei said.
"Huh..wha.." Kurama looked down. He let out a little laugh. "Oh..whoops.." Kurama said blushing big time. He snatched the paper towel and wiped off the drool. All of a sudden a michevious kid that loves to play pranks on people comes up behind them with a working LOUD microphone. Kyoko sighed and started walking out of the room.
"So when are ya gonna tell Kyoko that you have the BIGGEST crush on her!?!?" Yusuke asked. Everyone started giggling. Kyoko suddenly stopped.
"What the...why's everyone laughing their asses off??" Hiei asked. Then Yusuke turned around and saw the kid with the microphone.
"Why you little!!" Yusuke screamed. The kid ran away. Kyoko slowly turned around. Kurama was looking down. From the corner of his eye he could see the stupid kid sticking out his tounge at Kurama and laughing very hard. Kurama gave him the death glare. The kid immediately stopped laughing. Kyoko walked over to the guys.
"Um..i gotta go to the bathroom.." Kurama said getting up and running (faster than Hiei) out of the classroom. Yusuke started chasing the kid.
"SPIRITGUN!!!!!!!" He yelled firing at the kid. Kyoko walked up to Hiei.
"Hi.." she said.
"Huh..oh..hey.." Hiei said. "What are you doing here!? This isn't your class.." "Oh can it you fucking moron!!" Kyoko replied. A few minutes had passed and Kurama still hasn't returned.
"Uh..excuse me for a moment.." Hiei said running out of the room.
"Huh..wonder where he's going.." Kuwabara asked. Yusuke shrugged. Kyoko just stared at the ground. Yusuke and Kuwabara walked up to Kyoko.
"So.." Yusuke said. "Did it kinda freak you out?"
"Well it..was kinda..sudden.." Kyoko said. MEANWHILE.. Hiei walked in the bathroom.
"Kurama.." he said. He started pushing open stalls. He pushed one but it didn't open. So he kicked it as hard as he could. It swung open.
"Ow!! What the fuck!!" Kurama said.
"Huh.." Hiei said. He peeked in the stall. Kurama immediately shoved the door back closed.
"God!! Don't you freakin' believe me when I say that I have to use the damn bathroom!!" Kurama screamed.
"Hn..well yes..but..I have a feeling that you didn't run here just to go to the bathroom am I right??" Hiei said. "And FYI..your in the wrong bathroom."
"Huh..oh.." Kurama said. Kurama got stood up and zipped his pants. Kurama then walked into the largest stall. Hiei followed him.
"So is there something you would like to talk to me about?" Hiei said.
"Look..Hiei..I appreciate you trying to play shrink and all..but..its nothing really.." Kurama said. The fox demon looked down. Hiei just put his hand on Kurama's face and turned it so Kurama was looking directly at Hiei.
"Kurama..look..if your in love with her then..just say so.." Hiei said. Just then Kyoko was on her way to the bathroom.
"Stupid fucking morons!" she muttered to herself. She was covered from head to foot in paint. When she came closer to the door she heard something. She slowly walked up to the bathroom door and put her ear against it. "Hmm.." She slowly pushed open the door. Kurama and Hiei didn't hear the door open. Then she let the door shut ever so quietly. She stood against the wall to listen. Ever since Hiei said that one line Kurama has stayed silent.
"Kurama..are you seriously okay..you don't look so hot man?" Hiei said.
"Ha..who could love a fuckin' slut like that!!" Kurama said. Hiei just gave Kurama a look that said 'yeah right....' Kyoko heard this and stuck out her middle finger at the stall that Kurama and Hiei were in.
"Look..i've known Kyoko all my life..and she's anything but a slut.." Hiei said.
"All your..life?" Kurama said.
"Well yeah..i thought I told you..she's my sister.." Hiei said.
"Y..your sister..well ya failed to mention that one!" Kurama said.
"Oh well..you must've not been there when I found out.." Hiei said. "But why would you call her a slut?"
"Well I walked into the bathroom yesterday and I saw her making out with this guy..and it was like thirtieth time they did that this week." Kurama said.
'Ugh..I thought I told her to stop making out with that slut Karasu..' Hiei thought silently.
"I'll..talk to..her.." Hiei said with a bit of anger in his voice. Kyoko had this sad expression on her face.
"So..you do like her?" Hiei asked.
"I didn't say that.." Kurama said.
"Hn.." Hiei said. "Look don't be intimidated by that man..he's the male slut of the school..I heard he slept with twenty-five girls in the past week..and fucked 'em all.." Hiei said.
'Little does Hiei know that those twenty-five girls were me..' Kyoko thought silently.
"Well then whose the female slut of the school if its not your sister?" Kurama asked.
"His sister..I don't know.." Hiei said. "So whats the deal with my sister..I promise..I won't strangle you..if you say you love her..unlike that other fuckin' slut!!" Hiei said. Kyoko rolled her eyes.
"Well..I.." just then Kurama was interrupted by a loud bang.
'Oh shit!!' Kyoko thought silently! She didn't realize it but she knocked over the trash can.
"Hmm..must be the janitor.." Hiei said.
'Janitor!! Why I oughtta!!' Kyoko said. Hiei looked at his watch.
"Well..the bells gonna ring in ten minutes..why don't we go back to class.." Hiei said patting Kurama on the back.
"Okay.." Kurama said. Kurama got up. Hiei put his arm around Kurama's shoulders.
"Okay..lets go.." Hiei said. So they walked out of the stall. Kurama and Hiei immediately stopped. "K..Kyoko..what..what are you doing here..and what the hell happened to you?" Hiei said.
"Well first of all..this is the fuckin' girls bathroom..If any of asks that question it should be me..And to answer you other question those stupid ass friends of yours spilled fuckin' paint all over my new leather jumpsuit!!!!" Kyoko yelled.
"Oh what a tragedy!" Hiei said joking around!
"Oh shut the fuck up!!" Kyoko said.
"Well I'm gonna go back to class.." Hiei said. He walked out of the bathroom.
"Wait..Hiei..don't leave me!!!!" Kurama yelled after him. Kyoko looked at him.
"Oh now being stuck with me can't be all that bad..now can it...." Kyoko said.
"Hmm.." Kurama said.
"Look even though you may think I'm a slut.." Kyoko said.
"What..uh..how much of our conversation did you hear!?!?" Kurama asked.
"Ever since Hiei told you that you weren't looking that hot.." Kyoko replied.
"Oh..you heard that much.." Kurama said.
"Yeah..and I'll tell ya..i'm so gonna roast Hiei's ass for saying that janitor stuff about me!!!!" Kyoko said.
"Yeah well..you're the sexiest janitor I've ever seen!" Kurama suddenly slapped his hand over his mouth. He didn't mean for that to slip out. "Whoops..i'm so sorry.." Kurama said. Kyoko just looked at her. "Kyoko..I didn't mean to.." Before Kurama could finish Kyoko grabbed him by the waist and kissed him long and hard. Just then Hiei walked toward the bathroom.
"Fuckin' kids.." Hiei said. He pushed open the door and froze. Kurama immediately pulled away from Kyoko.
"Hey..Hiei..what the fuck happened to you?" Kurama asked.
"Same damn thing that happened to Kyoko..and this was my new leather shirt to!!" Hiei said.
"Ha! Now you know exactly how I feel about my new one thousand dollar jumpsuit!!!!" Kyoko said.
"ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE MONEY FROM!?!?" Hiei yelled.
"Well.." Kyoko started.
"Never mind..why the fuck did I even ask..I know.." Hiei said in a pissed off way. The bell rang.
"Aw shit!! I can't go to class lookin' like this!!!!" Hiei said.
"Yeah..there's this girl that he has the hots for and he hates lookin' like shit around her!!" Kyoko said. Hiei cracked her one right upside the head.
"Shut the fuck up!! I do not like her!!" Hiei said.
"Oh yeah..well then how come everytime she talks to you forget your name..and you sound like a fuckin' cave man er something..nobody but me can understand you.." Kyoko said.
"Well I better get to class.." Kyoko said.
"Yeah c'mon Kurama lets go to our next class!" Hiei said flicking off Kyoko.
"Oh go fuck yourself!" Kyoko said as she walked up the stairs.
"What the..she didn't even see that..she couldn't have seen it..her back was turned." Hiei said. Kurama shrugged. The two guys walked up the downstairs to their drama class.
"So who is it that ya like!!" Kurama asked.
"Ahh..Shut your fuckin' mouth!!" Hiei asked. They entered the classroom and sat down. Then the girl that Hiei has a major crush on walked in.
"Hey Jane.." Kurama said.
"Hey.." Jane replied. "Hey..Hiei.." she said stopping in front of the frozen (not frozen frozen...oh...you know what I mean!) stiff fire demon.
"H..h..uh..uh..h..umm..ugg..uhh..uhh..h..J..J..uhh.." Hiei stuttered. Yusuke, Jin, and Karasu walked into the room. Then the bell rang. Jane smiled at Hiei then walked away.
"Saved by the bell!" Hiei said giving a sigh of relief.
"Kyoko's right..you do sound cavemanish..." Kurama said. Hiei slapped him upside the head.
"Hey Hiei.hey Kurama.." Yusuke said. The two demons turned around.
"Hey.." Hiei said. He saw Karasu and scowled at him. The pissed off fire demon sent a telepathic message to Karasu. 'You're a dead man!' the message said. Karasu just gave a little smirk.
"Okay.." the teacher said. We are gonna do something a bit different today! Whats gonna happen is that I'm gonna call two people up on stage and give one person a piece of paper with something on it. Then that person will have to act it out using the other person..the other will have to just play along..each skit will go on for about a minute!" She said. "So the first pair will be.." she reached into a hat. "Karasu..and..Kurama.." Karasu jumped up on the stage and Kurama walked up. The teacher handed Karasu a piece of paper. Karasu looked at it. A/N: Now let me tell you this now..some of these scenes may contain adult situations.. Kurama climbed up onto the stage. Karasu tossed the piece of paper to the side.
"Hmm..piece of cake...." Karasu said. Karasu grasped Kurama by the waist and started to take off his pants.
"AHH!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK SLUT!!!! GET THE HELL OFFA ME!!!!" Kurama screamed. Karasu just ignored Kurama's screaming and started licking his neck. The teacher look at the piece of paper that Karasu dropped on the floor.
"STOP!! Karasu that's not what was on the paper!" the teacher said. "Get off the stage you two.." Karasu loosened his grip. Kurama escaped and jumped off the stage. He ran back to Hiei and the others. Karasu too jumped down and took a seat next to Kurama. Kurama shivered in his seat. "Next will be..Jin..and..Yusuke.."
"Oh just my luck..and I could tell he just ate a ton of sugar..why me!!" Yusuke said. They both went on the stage. Yusuke accepted the piece of paper and looked at it. "Oh this is gonna be fun!" Yusuke tossed the paper aside.
"And..BEGIN!!!!" the teacher said. Yusuke started stumbling all over the place. He fell off the stage and stumbled over to Hiei. Jin chased after him. Yusuke picked Hiei up and started swinging him like a bat..hitting Jin on the head (knocking him out)
"PUT ME DOWN YOU FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!!!!" Hiei screamed.
"ON GUARD..ON GUARD!!!!" Yusuke said. He started jabbing Jin with the very tip of Hiei's hair.
"PUT ME DOWN YOU FUCKIN' DRUNKARD!!!!" Hiei screamed.
"TIME!!!!" the teacher called. "NEXT!!!! HIEI..AND..JANE!!!!" the teacher called. Hiei started sweating..BIG TIME!!!!
'I hope I don't choke!!!!' Hiei thought silently to himself. Hiei took the paper and glanced at it.
"Oh of all fuckin' things..why this.." Hiei said. He threw down the paper and climbed on the stage. Jane got on the stage too.
"AND..YOU MAY START!!!!" the teacher said. Hiei started sweating even more. Jane just stood there. Hiei then took a step closer to her and prepared to take off her shirt. Everyone leaned forward. Jane put her hands on Hiei's stomach and tore off his shirt. Hiei just froze for a couple seconds then did the same to her shirt. The boys leaned in even closer. Then he shoved her on the floor and tackled her. Hiei unzipped her pants and whipped them off. Jane put her arms around Hiei's neck and kissed him. Then they rolled around so Jane was on top. She put her hand on his face and leaned in for another kiss. Hiei started to take off her bra. Just when he unhooked it the teacher called time. Jane fell on Hiei.
"Would you do the honors.." Jane said.
"Uhh..uh..sure.." Hiei said. He hooked her bra back. Jane got off him.
"Good job.." She said blowing him a kiss. Hiei got up with this dazed look on his face. He stumbled off the stage..still in a daydream and fell of the stage (doing a faceplant!) Jane ran back over to him. "Are you okay!!" she said helping him up. She helped him back to a seat and sat next to him. She then put her arm around him and kissed him once more.
"Well..that'll be it for today.." the teacher said.
"AW!! C'MON MS. ASHIMI..CAN WE SEE SOME MORE OF THAT HOT SEX!!!!" Karasu yelled.
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN' SLUT!!!!" Jane yelled. She got a brick out of nowhere and threw it at Karasu's head. Karasu threw a bomb at Jane and Hiei. It blew up. All of the walls fell down. The class next door looked at them.
"Ummmm..lets..uhh..class dismissed.." Mrs. Ashimi said shooing her students away. All the students cheered and ran out. Jane looked at Hiei with loving eyes. Hiei returned the look. Hiei grabbed his shirt and put his shirt on her..(or at least what was left of it!!!!)
"I love you.." Hiei said.
"I feel the same about you!" Jane said hugging him. The two lovebirds got up and walked out of the "room." Jane draped her arm around Hiei's bare shoulders.
"Aww!! Look at them!!" Yusuke said teasingly. Hiei sicked his dragon of the darkness flames of Yusuke and everyone around him. He then got a glimpse of Karasu.
"Umm..excuse me for a moment.." Hiei said walking away from Jane and toward Karasu. He stopped right in front of Karasu and punched him in the stomach. Karasu doubled over.
"Ow what the fuck was that for!?!?" Karasu said in pain.
"Here let me take your mind off of your stomach." Hiei said kicking Karasu in the nuts.
"OW!!!! FUCK IT!!!!" Karasu yelled.
"That's for fucking my sister and taking advantage of her!!" Hiei yelled. Hiei punched him once more in the gut! Karasu finally fell to the floor.
"AND THAT'S FOR JUST BEING THE SICK PERVERTED SLUT THAT YOU ARE!!!!" Hiei yelled walking back to Jane.
"That's my strong man!!" Jane said hugging him around the neck. Hiei stumbled back and tripped over a bump in the rug. The two lovers fell on Karasu.
"OW!! FUCK!! AND THAT ONE WAS FOR!!!!" Karasu yelled at the top of his lungs.
"NOTHING!! THAT ONE WAS AN ACCIDENT!! BUT SINCE IT HURT YOU!! I DON'T FEEL SORRY ABOUT IT!!" Hiei said. Karasu somehow managed to get out from under them.
"Stupid assholes!!" Karasu muttered. Hiei summoned the dragon again and ordered it to attack Karasu!! Karasu saw it!
"OH FUCK!!" Karasu said running for his life. He ran all the way to the other end of the hall. Then he slowed down. The dragon got him and everyone heard a very painful scream. Hiei smirked. The other class started laughing. The bell rang.
"Oh darn..oh well see ya after school.." Hiei said.
"How about lunch.." Jane said.
"Oh..right..I forgot we have the same lunch.." Hiei said.
"Right then..see ya!!" Jane said. Hiei smiled at her. Then everyone was on their way to their next class.
Demonoftheblackflames: Well that's it for chapter two!! Please review..and tell me what ya think!
Karasu: I certainly had fun in the story!
Kurama: You're a sick perverted slut!
Karasu: Indeed..and you're my obsession..
Chloe: *Pulls Karasua way..*
Kyoko: *Pulls Kurama away..* Okay shows over people..
Karasu: *chasing Kurama*
Kurama: *running around* HELP ME!! HELP ME!!
Kyoko: *bashes Karasu with a giant brick* MY KURAMA!! *takes Kurama and runs*
Demonoftheblackflames: I do not own ANYTHING!! Kyoko and Jane are owned by my friends.
When art attacks: chapter 2
True love and drama class
Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Kurama shoved the evil mean teacher in the closet and locked it. Everyone cheered. "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD..THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!!" everyone sang with delight and joy in there voices.
"Good riddens!!" Hiei said relieved. Just then a beautiful girl wearing a formfitting leather jumpsuit and black boots walked in.
"Whoa..Kyoko really outdid herself today..didn't she.." Kurama said drooling. Hiei looked over at Kurama. Hiei got some paper towels and handed them to Kurama.
"What..what are these for??" Kurama asked unaware of the big puddle of drool coming out of his mouth.
"Uh..your drooling again.." Hiei said.
"Huh..wha.." Kurama looked down. He let out a little laugh. "Oh..whoops.." Kurama said blushing big time. He snatched the paper towel and wiped off the drool. All of a sudden a michevious kid that loves to play pranks on people comes up behind them with a working LOUD microphone. Kyoko sighed and started walking out of the room.
"So when are ya gonna tell Kyoko that you have the BIGGEST crush on her!?!?" Yusuke asked. Everyone started giggling. Kyoko suddenly stopped.
"What the...why's everyone laughing their asses off??" Hiei asked. Then Yusuke turned around and saw the kid with the microphone.
"Why you little!!" Yusuke screamed. The kid ran away. Kyoko slowly turned around. Kurama was looking down. From the corner of his eye he could see the stupid kid sticking out his tounge at Kurama and laughing very hard. Kurama gave him the death glare. The kid immediately stopped laughing. Kyoko walked over to the guys.
"Um..i gotta go to the bathroom.." Kurama said getting up and running (faster than Hiei) out of the classroom. Yusuke started chasing the kid.
"SPIRITGUN!!!!!!!" He yelled firing at the kid. Kyoko walked up to Hiei.
"Hi.." she said.
"Huh..oh..hey.." Hiei said. "What are you doing here!? This isn't your class.." "Oh can it you fucking moron!!" Kyoko replied. A few minutes had passed and Kurama still hasn't returned.
"Uh..excuse me for a moment.." Hiei said running out of the room.
"Huh..wonder where he's going.." Kuwabara asked. Yusuke shrugged. Kyoko just stared at the ground. Yusuke and Kuwabara walked up to Kyoko.
"So.." Yusuke said. "Did it kinda freak you out?"
"Well it..was kinda..sudden.." Kyoko said. MEANWHILE.. Hiei walked in the bathroom.
"Kurama.." he said. He started pushing open stalls. He pushed one but it didn't open. So he kicked it as hard as he could. It swung open.
"Ow!! What the fuck!!" Kurama said.
"Huh.." Hiei said. He peeked in the stall. Kurama immediately shoved the door back closed.
"God!! Don't you freakin' believe me when I say that I have to use the damn bathroom!!" Kurama screamed.
"Hn..well yes..but..I have a feeling that you didn't run here just to go to the bathroom am I right??" Hiei said. "And FYI..your in the wrong bathroom."
"Huh..oh.." Kurama said. Kurama got stood up and zipped his pants. Kurama then walked into the largest stall. Hiei followed him.
"So is there something you would like to talk to me about?" Hiei said.
"Look..Hiei..I appreciate you trying to play shrink and all..but..its nothing really.." Kurama said. The fox demon looked down. Hiei just put his hand on Kurama's face and turned it so Kurama was looking directly at Hiei.
"Kurama..look..if your in love with her then..just say so.." Hiei said. Just then Kyoko was on her way to the bathroom.
"Stupid fucking morons!" she muttered to herself. She was covered from head to foot in paint. When she came closer to the door she heard something. She slowly walked up to the bathroom door and put her ear against it. "Hmm.." She slowly pushed open the door. Kurama and Hiei didn't hear the door open. Then she let the door shut ever so quietly. She stood against the wall to listen. Ever since Hiei said that one line Kurama has stayed silent.
"Kurama..are you seriously okay..you don't look so hot man?" Hiei said.
"Ha..who could love a fuckin' slut like that!!" Kurama said. Hiei just gave Kurama a look that said 'yeah right....' Kyoko heard this and stuck out her middle finger at the stall that Kurama and Hiei were in.
"Look..i've known Kyoko all my life..and she's anything but a slut.." Hiei said.
"All your..life?" Kurama said.
"Well yeah..i thought I told you..she's my sister.." Hiei said.
"Y..your sister..well ya failed to mention that one!" Kurama said.
"Oh well..you must've not been there when I found out.." Hiei said. "But why would you call her a slut?"
"Well I walked into the bathroom yesterday and I saw her making out with this guy..and it was like thirtieth time they did that this week." Kurama said.
'Ugh..I thought I told her to stop making out with that slut Karasu..' Hiei thought silently.
"I'll..talk to..her.." Hiei said with a bit of anger in his voice. Kyoko had this sad expression on her face.
"So..you do like her?" Hiei asked.
"I didn't say that.." Kurama said.
"Hn.." Hiei said. "Look don't be intimidated by that man..he's the male slut of the school..I heard he slept with twenty-five girls in the past week..and fucked 'em all.." Hiei said.
'Little does Hiei know that those twenty-five girls were me..' Kyoko thought silently.
"Well then whose the female slut of the school if its not your sister?" Kurama asked.
"His sister..I don't know.." Hiei said. "So whats the deal with my sister..I promise..I won't strangle you..if you say you love her..unlike that other fuckin' slut!!" Hiei said. Kyoko rolled her eyes.
"Well..I.." just then Kurama was interrupted by a loud bang.
'Oh shit!!' Kyoko thought silently! She didn't realize it but she knocked over the trash can.
"Hmm..must be the janitor.." Hiei said.
'Janitor!! Why I oughtta!!' Kyoko said. Hiei looked at his watch.
"Well..the bells gonna ring in ten minutes..why don't we go back to class.." Hiei said patting Kurama on the back.
"Okay.." Kurama said. Kurama got up. Hiei put his arm around Kurama's shoulders.
"Okay..lets go.." Hiei said. So they walked out of the stall. Kurama and Hiei immediately stopped. "K..Kyoko..what..what are you doing here..and what the hell happened to you?" Hiei said.
"Well first of all..this is the fuckin' girls bathroom..If any of asks that question it should be me..And to answer you other question those stupid ass friends of yours spilled fuckin' paint all over my new leather jumpsuit!!!!" Kyoko yelled.
"Oh what a tragedy!" Hiei said joking around!
"Oh shut the fuck up!!" Kyoko said.
"Well I'm gonna go back to class.." Hiei said. He walked out of the bathroom.
"Wait..Hiei..don't leave me!!!!" Kurama yelled after him. Kyoko looked at him.
"Oh now being stuck with me can't be all that bad..now can it...." Kyoko said.
"Hmm.." Kurama said.
"Look even though you may think I'm a slut.." Kyoko said.
"What..uh..how much of our conversation did you hear!?!?" Kurama asked.
"Ever since Hiei told you that you weren't looking that hot.." Kyoko replied.
"Oh..you heard that much.." Kurama said.
"Yeah..and I'll tell ya..i'm so gonna roast Hiei's ass for saying that janitor stuff about me!!!!" Kyoko said.
"Yeah well..you're the sexiest janitor I've ever seen!" Kurama suddenly slapped his hand over his mouth. He didn't mean for that to slip out. "Whoops..i'm so sorry.." Kurama said. Kyoko just looked at her. "Kyoko..I didn't mean to.." Before Kurama could finish Kyoko grabbed him by the waist and kissed him long and hard. Just then Hiei walked toward the bathroom.
"Fuckin' kids.." Hiei said. He pushed open the door and froze. Kurama immediately pulled away from Kyoko.
"Hey..Hiei..what the fuck happened to you?" Kurama asked.
"Same damn thing that happened to Kyoko..and this was my new leather shirt to!!" Hiei said.
"Ha! Now you know exactly how I feel about my new one thousand dollar jumpsuit!!!!" Kyoko said.
"ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE MONEY FROM!?!?" Hiei yelled.
"Well.." Kyoko started.
"Never mind..why the fuck did I even ask..I know.." Hiei said in a pissed off way. The bell rang.
"Aw shit!! I can't go to class lookin' like this!!!!" Hiei said.
"Yeah..there's this girl that he has the hots for and he hates lookin' like shit around her!!" Kyoko said. Hiei cracked her one right upside the head.
"Shut the fuck up!! I do not like her!!" Hiei said.
"Oh yeah..well then how come everytime she talks to you forget your name..and you sound like a fuckin' cave man er something..nobody but me can understand you.." Kyoko said.
"Well I better get to class.." Kyoko said.
"Yeah c'mon Kurama lets go to our next class!" Hiei said flicking off Kyoko.
"Oh go fuck yourself!" Kyoko said as she walked up the stairs.
"What the..she didn't even see that..she couldn't have seen it..her back was turned." Hiei said. Kurama shrugged. The two guys walked up the downstairs to their drama class.
"So who is it that ya like!!" Kurama asked.
"Ahh..Shut your fuckin' mouth!!" Hiei asked. They entered the classroom and sat down. Then the girl that Hiei has a major crush on walked in.
"Hey Jane.." Kurama said.
"Hey.." Jane replied. "Hey..Hiei.." she said stopping in front of the frozen (not frozen frozen...oh...you know what I mean!) stiff fire demon.
"H..h..uh..uh..h..umm..ugg..uhh..uhh..h..J..J..uhh.." Hiei stuttered. Yusuke, Jin, and Karasu walked into the room. Then the bell rang. Jane smiled at Hiei then walked away.
"Saved by the bell!" Hiei said giving a sigh of relief.
"Kyoko's right..you do sound cavemanish..." Kurama said. Hiei slapped him upside the head.
"Hey Hiei.hey Kurama.." Yusuke said. The two demons turned around.
"Hey.." Hiei said. He saw Karasu and scowled at him. The pissed off fire demon sent a telepathic message to Karasu. 'You're a dead man!' the message said. Karasu just gave a little smirk.
"Okay.." the teacher said. We are gonna do something a bit different today! Whats gonna happen is that I'm gonna call two people up on stage and give one person a piece of paper with something on it. Then that person will have to act it out using the other person..the other will have to just play along..each skit will go on for about a minute!" She said. "So the first pair will be.." she reached into a hat. "Karasu..and..Kurama.." Karasu jumped up on the stage and Kurama walked up. The teacher handed Karasu a piece of paper. Karasu looked at it. A/N: Now let me tell you this now..some of these scenes may contain adult situations.. Kurama climbed up onto the stage. Karasu tossed the piece of paper to the side.
"Hmm..piece of cake...." Karasu said. Karasu grasped Kurama by the waist and started to take off his pants.
"AHH!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK SLUT!!!! GET THE HELL OFFA ME!!!!" Kurama screamed. Karasu just ignored Kurama's screaming and started licking his neck. The teacher look at the piece of paper that Karasu dropped on the floor.
"STOP!! Karasu that's not what was on the paper!" the teacher said. "Get off the stage you two.." Karasu loosened his grip. Kurama escaped and jumped off the stage. He ran back to Hiei and the others. Karasu too jumped down and took a seat next to Kurama. Kurama shivered in his seat. "Next will be..Jin..and..Yusuke.."
"Oh just my luck..and I could tell he just ate a ton of sugar..why me!!" Yusuke said. They both went on the stage. Yusuke accepted the piece of paper and looked at it. "Oh this is gonna be fun!" Yusuke tossed the paper aside.
"And..BEGIN!!!!" the teacher said. Yusuke started stumbling all over the place. He fell off the stage and stumbled over to Hiei. Jin chased after him. Yusuke picked Hiei up and started swinging him like a bat..hitting Jin on the head (knocking him out)
"PUT ME DOWN YOU FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!!!!" Hiei screamed.
"ON GUARD..ON GUARD!!!!" Yusuke said. He started jabbing Jin with the very tip of Hiei's hair.
"PUT ME DOWN YOU FUCKIN' DRUNKARD!!!!" Hiei screamed.
"TIME!!!!" the teacher called. "NEXT!!!! HIEI..AND..JANE!!!!" the teacher called. Hiei started sweating..BIG TIME!!!!
'I hope I don't choke!!!!' Hiei thought silently to himself. Hiei took the paper and glanced at it.
"Oh of all fuckin' things..why this.." Hiei said. He threw down the paper and climbed on the stage. Jane got on the stage too.
"AND..YOU MAY START!!!!" the teacher said. Hiei started sweating even more. Jane just stood there. Hiei then took a step closer to her and prepared to take off her shirt. Everyone leaned forward. Jane put her hands on Hiei's stomach and tore off his shirt. Hiei just froze for a couple seconds then did the same to her shirt. The boys leaned in even closer. Then he shoved her on the floor and tackled her. Hiei unzipped her pants and whipped them off. Jane put her arms around Hiei's neck and kissed him. Then they rolled around so Jane was on top. She put her hand on his face and leaned in for another kiss. Hiei started to take off her bra. Just when he unhooked it the teacher called time. Jane fell on Hiei.
"Would you do the honors.." Jane said.
"Uhh..uh..sure.." Hiei said. He hooked her bra back. Jane got off him.
"Good job.." She said blowing him a kiss. Hiei got up with this dazed look on his face. He stumbled off the stage..still in a daydream and fell of the stage (doing a faceplant!) Jane ran back over to him. "Are you okay!!" she said helping him up. She helped him back to a seat and sat next to him. She then put her arm around him and kissed him once more.
"Well..that'll be it for today.." the teacher said.
"AW!! C'MON MS. ASHIMI..CAN WE SEE SOME MORE OF THAT HOT SEX!!!!" Karasu yelled.
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN' SLUT!!!!" Jane yelled. She got a brick out of nowhere and threw it at Karasu's head. Karasu threw a bomb at Jane and Hiei. It blew up. All of the walls fell down. The class next door looked at them.
"Ummmm..lets..uhh..class dismissed.." Mrs. Ashimi said shooing her students away. All the students cheered and ran out. Jane looked at Hiei with loving eyes. Hiei returned the look. Hiei grabbed his shirt and put his shirt on her..(or at least what was left of it!!!!)
"I love you.." Hiei said.
"I feel the same about you!" Jane said hugging him. The two lovebirds got up and walked out of the "room." Jane draped her arm around Hiei's bare shoulders.
"Aww!! Look at them!!" Yusuke said teasingly. Hiei sicked his dragon of the darkness flames of Yusuke and everyone around him. He then got a glimpse of Karasu.
"Umm..excuse me for a moment.." Hiei said walking away from Jane and toward Karasu. He stopped right in front of Karasu and punched him in the stomach. Karasu doubled over.
"Ow what the fuck was that for!?!?" Karasu said in pain.
"Here let me take your mind off of your stomach." Hiei said kicking Karasu in the nuts.
"OW!!!! FUCK IT!!!!" Karasu yelled.
"That's for fucking my sister and taking advantage of her!!" Hiei yelled. Hiei punched him once more in the gut! Karasu finally fell to the floor.
"AND THAT'S FOR JUST BEING THE SICK PERVERTED SLUT THAT YOU ARE!!!!" Hiei yelled walking back to Jane.
"That's my strong man!!" Jane said hugging him around the neck. Hiei stumbled back and tripped over a bump in the rug. The two lovers fell on Karasu.
"OW!! FUCK!! AND THAT ONE WAS FOR!!!!" Karasu yelled at the top of his lungs.
"NOTHING!! THAT ONE WAS AN ACCIDENT!! BUT SINCE IT HURT YOU!! I DON'T FEEL SORRY ABOUT IT!!" Hiei said. Karasu somehow managed to get out from under them.
"Stupid assholes!!" Karasu muttered. Hiei summoned the dragon again and ordered it to attack Karasu!! Karasu saw it!
"OH FUCK!!" Karasu said running for his life. He ran all the way to the other end of the hall. Then he slowed down. The dragon got him and everyone heard a very painful scream. Hiei smirked. The other class started laughing. The bell rang.
"Oh darn..oh well see ya after school.." Hiei said.
"How about lunch.." Jane said.
"Oh..right..I forgot we have the same lunch.." Hiei said.
"Right then..see ya!!" Jane said. Hiei smiled at her. Then everyone was on their way to their next class.
Demonoftheblackflames: Well that's it for chapter two!! Please review..and tell me what ya think!
Karasu: I certainly had fun in the story!
Kurama: You're a sick perverted slut!
Karasu: Indeed..and you're my obsession..
Chloe: *Pulls Karasua way..*
Kyoko: *Pulls Kurama away..* Okay shows over people..