Dotbf: Hi all!!!! I know its been a while but i finally found the time to type and update this story!!!! So enjoy!!!!
I dedicate this chapter to Kyoko....whose been on my case constantly about this chapter!! So I thank her....
Finally the disclaimer....I OWN NOTHING....THE ONLY THING I DO OWN IN THIS STORY IS CHLOE....and the tutus....
WHEN ART ATTACKS: CHAPTER 4
The guys sat down against the wall waiting for the rest of their friends. The rest of the guys- meaning Touya and Kuronue entered the gym.
"Hey.." Kuronue said.
"Hey guys.." Kurama answered.
"I wonder what stupid gay stuff the teacher is gonna make us do today!!" Hiei said. Just then Lillian, Jane, and Kyoko walked in. Hiei noticed Jane.
"What the....Since when is Jane in this class too!?" Hiei asked surprised. The rest of the guys shrugged.
"KURONUE!!!!" Lillian squealed running over to her boyfriend.
"Hey.." Kuronue said hugging her.
"Are you okay now?" Lillian asked.
"Yeah....i'm fine.." Kuronue said. Hiei walked up to Jane.
"Jane?? Since when are you in this class?" Hiei asked.
"Well I kinda talked back to the teacher..okay realy talked back to her..and she asked me what class i hated the most..i said dancing..so she stuck me in here..but now it may not seem that bad!" Jane explained hugging the heck out of Hiei.
"Yeah..yeah..uh..Jane..I ..can't breath.." Hiei said gasping for breath.
"Huh..oh sorry!" Jane said letting go. Kurama saw Kyoko said and started his whole drooling fit again. Kyoko spotted Kurama and walked up to him. She let out a little laugh. Kyoko wrapped her arms around Kurama's neck and licked the drool off of his chin. Then to stop any further drool from coming out she trapped him in a deep, long, liplock. Kurama was in heaven (literally....)
"Oh..go..get a room!" Karasu said.
"Hey..I wouldn't talk since you're the slut of the whole fuckin' school!" Lillian said.
"Oh..go fuck yourself.." Karasu said. Kuronue walked casually over to Karasu and slapped him right smack across the face.
"Asshole.." Kuronue said. The bell rang.
"Okay everyone gather around the front and I'll explain what we are doing today!" Ms. Geisha said. So the whole class gathered around the front of the gym.
"Today..you will be doing disco!"
"Disco! What the fuck is disco!?" Hiei asked.
"But we're in tights and stupid ass leotards...." Karasu said.
"Yes and the girls will be wearing these.." Ms. Geisha said pulling out a box of tutus.
"WHAT THE FUCK!! I AM NOT WEARING THAT GAY ASS PINK THING!!!!" Kyoko screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Yeah and whoever heards of disco in tutus anyway!!" a girl named Kara screamed.
"Well..this isn't exactly a club..now put them on.." the teacher said. Hiei grabbed one and put it on his head. "NOT YOU THE GIRLS!!!!"
"Oh that sucks....so the boys don't have to wear them!!" Lillian screamed.
"Yeah its not fair!!" Jane screamed. Ms. Geisha grabbed a bunch of tutus and handed them to each girl. She then walked past Kurama and handed him one as well.
"What the....but i'm not a...." Kurama said. Karasu leaned over to Kurama.
"Oh come on....you'll look so sexy in it!!" Karasu whspered.
"PERVERT!!!!" Kurama screamed slapping Karasu across the face.
"Kurama....keep it down!!" the teacher said.
"OH..SHOVE IT!!" Kurama screamed. The teacher rolled her eyes.
"Okay..now for the partners....Lillian and Hiei....Jane and Kuronue....Kyoko and Touya....and Karasu and Kurama....the rest of you may choose your partners!!" the teacher said.
"Whoa..whoa..why can't WE choose OUR partners!?" Kuronue asked.
"Because you eight are the trokuble makers of the class!" the teacehr said.
"Oh fuck you...." Kyoko mumbled under her breath.
"PUT THEM ON OR EVERYONE GETS FIVE DETENTIONS!!!!" Ms. Geisha said.
So all the girls..including Kurama shuddered as they put on the tuts. Everyone tried not to laugh at Kurama..but they couldn't hold it in. Karasu hugged Kurama.
"Don't worry....I think you look hot!" Karasu said.
"Oh go fuck yourself...." Kurama said. All of a sudden the lights went off.
"Hey! What the fuck happened to the lights!?!?" Kyoko screamed.
"KARASU THE HELL OFF ME!!!!" Kurama screamed.
"KARASU GET THE FUCK OFF HIM OR SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL YOU THE MOST PAINFULLY, GRUSOMELY, AND SLOWLIEST WAY I KNOW HOW!!!!" Kyoko screamed. All of a sudden a giant disco ball came out of the ceiling. Everyone looked up.
"Oh..this is so fuckin' gay!" Hiei said.
"Okay get with your partners and start dancing....I wanna see what I have to work with here...." the teacher said. So everyone got with their partners, spread out and started dancing. The teacher put the music on. When she turned around everyone had made a big circle around Karasu....who was dancing like there was no tommorrow.
"Whoa....who knew this slut was so good at dancing!?!?" Kuronue said.
"Actually..your pretty lucky to be his partner Kurama...." Kyoko said still laughing at the fact that Kurama was wearing a tutu. Kurama rolled his eyes.
"Yeah..I suppose so..just as long as he doens't try anything funny....or stupid!!" Kurama said. Kyoko put her arm around Kurama's shoulder. Everyone continued to watch Karasu in complete awe!!
"OKAY..OKAY..I'VE SEEN ENOUGH!!" Ms. Geisha screamed over the sound of talking and clapping. "So basically nobody can dance except Karasu??" everyone stayed silent. The teacher gave a long, deep, sigh. "Okay..then..everyone..partner up and we're gonna watch a short video on disco...." Sounds of complaining filled the air. Ms. Geisha popped the video into the VCR and pushed play.
"Oh my god this is so fuckin' gay!!" Kyoko said resting her head on Kurama's shoulder. Kurama put his arm around her waist.
"Oh my god! Look at those stupid idiots making assholes of themselves...." lillian said. Everyone laughed at the telvision screen.
"What fuckin morons!!" Kyoko said. Someone threw a tutu at the screen. The teacher suddenly turned the movie off. She picked up the tutu and threw it back at the crowd of students.
"Well since you don't wanna watch the movie...."
"OBVIOUSLY!!!!" Kyoko interrupted.
"....And you seemed breath-taken by Karasu's moves....i'll let himteach the class!" the teacher said.
"HELL NO!! I'D RATHER JUST STAY BY MY KURAMA!!" Karasu screamed.
"Well then everyone get on the dance floor with your partners and i'll show you the first dance. So everyone did so. The teacher quickly taught the dance. "Okay..did everyone get that?" she asked. Everyone just stared clulessly at her.
"I did!" Karasu said.
"Oh..just great.." Ms. Geisha said slapping a hand to her face and dragging it down slowly. "Well then everyone....follow his lead!!" she said pointing to Karasu. Everyone shrugged. Karasu started dancing. Everone watched him.
"Well don't just watch me move my sexy body....DANCE!!!!" karasu ordered. Everyone immidietly copied (or at least tried to) what Karasu was doing.
"That's much more better...." Karasu said continuing to dance. Karasu suddenly grasped Kurama tightly and started dancing with him"LET GO OF ME YOU SLUT!! THIS IS DISCO NOT THE SALSA!!!!" Kyoko danced her way over to Karasu and whacked him upside the head with her tutu. Karasu let go of Kurama and put his heand to his head.
"OW!! THOSE THINGS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HURT!!" Karasu screamed.
"Hey..maybe these tutus aren't that bad after all...." Kyoko said looking at the tut in her hand. Suddenly Karasu grabbed Kyoko by the shoulders and kissed her. For some reason Kyoko didn't want to pull away. She didn't know why though. She looked all relaxed and limp in Karasu's arms. Kyoko didn't realize it but Karsu was stroaking her lower back....near her butt. Kurama walked up to Kyoko and tapped her on the shoulder. Kyoko....still clueless....swung her leg back and kicked Kurama in the nuts.
"AHH!!" Kurama screamed in pain. He doubled over . Karasu pulled Kyoko down to the ground. Kyoko suddenly snapped out of it. The first thing she saw was Karasu's face and felt his hands on her butt.
"AHH!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU SLUTTY FREAK!!" Kyoko screamed.
"But you never used to complain when we made out before!!" Karasu said.
"Well..yes..but now I have a boyfriend whom I love with all my heart!!" Kyoko said getting up. Once Karasu got up Kyoko slapped him HARD across the face.
"AND THAT WAS FOR TOUCHING MY ASS WITHOUT PERMISSION!!" she screamed. She looked at Kurama and smiled. Then she saw noticed he was doubled over in pain and raced over to him.
"Kurama..Kurama..what happened to you!?" Kyoko asked.
"You....kicked ....me...." Kurama said.
"I did....oh my gosh i'm so sorry!" Kyoko said.
"It's okay...." Kurama said getting up. He walked over to Karasu.
"Trying to steal my girlfriend....you asshole...." Kurama said.
"Oh shut up you little prostitute!!" Karasu replied.
"I'M THE PROSTITUTE....HA....I SAW YOU JUST YESTERDAY STANDING ON THE CORNER OF THE BUSIEST STREET IN TOKYO WEARING THE MOST SLUTIEST OUTFIT IN THE HISTORY OF SLUTTY OUTFITS!!!!" Kurama screamed all in one breath. He took a deep breath then continued his yelling spree. "OH YEAH AND THERE WAS A GIRL DRESSED IN AN EQUALLY SLUTTY OUTFIT..WHO WAS THAT....YOU PROSTITUTE FUCKING PARTNER!?!?" Kurama finished.
"THAT WAS MY SISTER!!" Karasu screamed.
"Uh..huh..wand what were you two doing over there?" Hmmmm...." Kurama asked curiously.
"THAT RIGHT THERE IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSSINESS!!!!" Karasu said.
"Well I want your fucking prostitute ass away from my girlfriend!!!!" Kurama said smacking Karasu across the face. Karasu summoned a bomb and threw it at Kurama. Kurama ducked and the bomb flew over his head and hit the teacher. Kurama ripped off his tutu and flung it at Karasu. It hit Karasu in the face.
"OW!! FUCK!!" Karasu screamed. He came charging towards Kurama and Punched the fox demon in the gut. Kurama went flying towards the back wall. Luckily Kyoko stopped him before he could slam into the wal.
"Karasu....you BASTARD!!!!" Kyoko said summoning Neptune and Mars (her dragons)
"Oh..shit!" Karasu said. Karasu tried to run. He looked down. "MOTHER FUCKER!!" Karasu screamed. His feet were iced down to the gym floor. Karasu tossed a bomb at Kyoko. It immediately boomeranged back towards Karasu....hitting him in the face.
"Oh crap...." Karasu said. Just then Chloe walked into the gym. She was holding a brown paper bag. She saw Karasu and laughed.
"Oh look..it's the slut girl!!" Kurama said. Chloe looked at Kurama and glared at him. She looked back at Karasu.
"....So pitiful...." she laughed some more while shaking her head. She looked down and saw the ice. "I'll getcha o;ut.." Chloe said.
"Oh yeah..how?" Karasu questioned. Chloe just reached into her paper bag and pulled out some cotton candy. She waved it in Karasu's face. "AHHHH!!!!" Karasu screamed so loud that the ice shattered. Karasu ran all the way to the other side of the gym. Everyone laughed. Kurama walked up to Chloe and examined her.
"Hmmmm....so what WERE YOU and KARASU doing one the corner on the busiest street in Tokyo?" Kurama questioned.
"Screwing each other....and liking it...." Chloe said.
"HA! I KNEW IT...." Kurama stopped and thought about it for a brief moment. "Oh that's DISGUSTING....no....what were you REALLY doing??"
"NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN' BUSSINESS!!!!" Chloe said.
"But...." Chloe interupted Kurama by shoving a piece of cotton candy in his mouth.
"NO!!!!" Karasu screamed running towards Kurama. He dashed up to him and ripped the cotton candy out of Kurama's mouth before it could dissolve. "How doare you infect my Kurama with scuh toxic filth!!" Karasu yelled. Everyone just stared at Karasu.
"What?" Karasu said.
"Y....you just touched cotton candy!!" Chloe said.
"WHAT!!!!" Karasu screamed. He dashed back to the locker room and ran to the sink. He washed his hands for about twenty minutes. He came back out.
"Is it gone" Karasu asked in a small voice.
"Yes...." Jane said "It's gone...."
"Good!!!!" Karasu said. He walked further into the gym.
"Its about time!" Kyoko said. Karasu glared at everyone. The bell rang.
"YES!! LUNCH!!" Kuronue said eagerly.
"Geez..you act like you haven't eathen in at least....well....forever...." Kyoko said.
"Oh clam it!!" Kuronue said. All the guys rushed to the cafeteria. The girls laughed. The guys came back in blushing madly.
"Why the FUCK didn't you tell us that we were in fuckin' leotards and....TIGHTS!!!!" Karasu yelled.
"Well....ya ran out before we could tell you...." Kyoko said.
"Men are such pigs when it comes to food!!" Lillian said.
"Wait..you said men....all I see are a bunch of immature stupid boys...." Chloe said.
"Well..ya do have a point there...." Jane said. Everyone agreed. Just then about a dozen or so bombs hurtled there way towards the girls. Chloe gave a slight smile and an small laugh as she redirected the bombs over to the guys locker rooms. Moment later they heard screams.
"AHHHH!!!! MY SPLEEN!!!!" Karasu screamed.
"MY LARGE INTESTINE!!!!" Kuronue screamed.
"MY ELBOW!!!!" Hiei screamed.
The girls just looked at each other and laughed.
Dotbf: Well thats it for this chapter....let me know what you thought of it!!!!