Fairly Odd YGO

by:Raggle

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the original characters but DO the ones I chose to create or that I asked to use.

To reviewers: Thanks for all of your support! To everyone confused I will answer your questions in the end of future chapters.

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The rays of the sun shone down onto Malik's peaceful sleeping face, nobody dared think of what he dreamt of. Isis stretched and with a feline grin upon her face, she crawled out of her cat bed. Ready to brave the challenges ahead of her. She noticed Malik was still asleep and he was going to be late for school if he didn't start getting ready pretty soon, she flexed out her long claws and arched her back yowling and stabbed her claws into his back, his eyes shot open and he screamed loud enough for his neighbors to wake up.

" Isis WHAT in the name of Ra has gotten into you!? " he then picked her up by the scruff of her neck as a mother cat would do with their young and stared her in the eye. Isis let out an extremely audible gulp of fright. Which woke up the dozing Seto who leapt at Malik forgetting who he was.

" UNHAND MY WIFE, YOU YOU!-" Malik looked at Seto questioningly. How had he already forgotten who he was, and wait hadn't this all been a dream? He pinched himself in the arm and got a red mark on his arm, this includes the pain. Seto was still in mid-air giving Malik the time to swat at him and lightly knock him downward. Isis just dropped from Malik's grip and eyeballed Seto,

" How have you already forgotten somebody over the course of a NIGHT! Also I am very capable of defending myself thank you. " She rolled her slitted pupils at him and strutted into the kitchen probing for some breakfast. Leaving Malik and Seto to the now ringing phone. Malik held back the urge to hit the phone, only solicitators called THIS early! But he had been wrong it was his dad. Marik's booming voice immediatley projected from the speakers,

" MALIK! WHY IN THE NAME OF RA, AREN'T YOU AT SCHOOL ALREADY! Oh I forgot, YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN ALARM CLOCK STRAPPED TO YOUR EAR TO GET UP! I MEAN YOU ARE A DAMN ADULT ALMOST! " Seto and Isis winced as Malik was chewed out by his father through the phone. If anybody in this radamned universe was loud, it was Marik Ishtar. Kelamir, Malik's mother surprisingly was usually pretty mellow. Except when she was angered, people could swear they saw neko ears and a tail on her, along with a pair of feline fangs. Malik finally decided to butt into his fathers lecture bravely,

" Dad, I am sixteen now and am perfectly capable of taking care of myself! I don't need that bitchy little whore Mai around throwing parties and raves in OUR house! I MEAN SHE SELLS DRUGS! " They could almost see the pair of menacing fangs and all the Graaaa's over the phone line coming from Marik. Hopefully Malik's mom was nicer is all that ran through Seto and Isis' minds. Then the sound of a phone being swiped was heard and a silky feminine voice was heard,

" Malik, I don't mind if you are late today but be more articulate in the future. " the female voice spoke softly which caught Seto's ears. Making him wolf whistle quite loudly,

" Now THAT is one SEXY voice, meaning the owner must be drop dead gorgeous! " Isis grew fangs and pulled a mallet out and continually pummeled Seto with it. He finally had gotten the message through his brain that she wasn't gonna stop until he tried to escape and he ducked out of the way and she hit Malik in the head, who didn't look too appreciative. He bid his mom a quick bye and hung up hearing Marik still cussing in the background, he threw on his jacket and raced out the front door and seto and isis turned into a pencil and a pen.

" Damn! I am late already now dad had to bitch at me to make me even later! Graaaaaa! " Malik hopped onto his motorbike hastily and sped toward the high school. Isis and Seto hoped they wouldn't fall out of Malik's backpack and clung on as well as a pencil and pen could. A red sports car drove up to the side of Malik's motorcycle and inside was Kent and Roderick, the evil bastards that made his life a living hell. No make that more of a living hell.

" Hey Malik, how rigged up is that bike of yers? Are you ever going to buy a better one? You have the money! " Kent snickered as he spat out cigarette smoke and threw Malik's motorcycle a disgusted look. Roderick just flipped Malik off, which severely pissed him off. Once they got to school he'd make sure Roderick got his deserved death. The light turned green and the two parties seperated, taking their different routes to school. Not ten minutes after the little highway incident Malik hopped off his now parked motorcycle and ran toward the school, and then pivoting so he could turn around. He almost forgot about kicking Roderick's ass!

" Roderick, do you have any last words? Or do you want to die quietly for me? " Roderick didn't even glower, Malik was very powerful but was a bit short for his age. Which didn't exactly help to intimidate other teenage boys he decided deserved a beating. Isis and Seto gulped from inside his pocket and hoped that Malik left on his jacket. Just as Kent sat down and Roderick was about to throw a punch, a small breeze drifted past them and with it some sakura petals. But that wasn't all, a girl with long tri-colored hair walked by them her hair whipping out behind her. She wasn't an ordinary girl, she was Yuka Motou the daughter of Yami Motou. When Malik looked at Yuka he saw the definitions of true beauty, goddess, sophisticated, intelligent, and cunning all wrapped in one.

" Hey Yuka, come over and talk to me babe! " Malik whirled out of his senses and the corny romance music that clouded his head filtered out immediately. Anger replaced it all too quickly. He wanted nothing more than to knock Kent's head off its foundation at that moment. Yuka looked over at him distastefully,

" What makes you think I'd ever talk to you Kent? " Yuka looked over at Kent with a genuine, you-stare-I-kick-you-where-the-sun-don't-shine look. Malik looked over at her and grinned, flashing her a pearly white fangy grin. Yuka just weakly smiled back and waved at him, then daintly walked away. Retaining perfect posture and staying balanced the whole way into the school.

" Damn! Now that is what I call SEXY. " Malik's knees still felt rather shaky and he was wavering a bit still from seeing her not ten seconds ago. Kent looked angrily at Malik and then to Roderick who pushed Malik aside and stomped into the school, followed by Kent who left Malik with one evil sentence,

" I WILL get her first Ishtar, you can count on that. " Malik just blinked and ran into his class room prepared to start his boring day of school. It was also the day where he'd find out if he made the football team too. Isis and Seto shifted in his pocket, it was hard to breathe when you were made of metal and not able to get any oxygen. They both were hoping they'd get pulled out of the eternal abyss,

" Psssssssssst Malik let us out! " Isis whispered from inside their uncozy makeshift lair. Seto pined to be free in his mind and they both got their wishes when the were roughly yanked out.

" In case you haven't noticed we are in public now and I can't talk to you when I am at school! And Seto work on not POKING me every two seconds! " Malik was definitely not in the mood today, and to make matters worse Yuka paraded into the room and sat in front of him. Her sweet perfume wafted into his nostrils and he felt as if he was going to faint. Did she have to do that to him everyday? Yuka turned around facing Malik,

"Can I borrow a pen?" she spoke softly and looked up with him with cheerful eyes. He just gazed into her amethyst pools and absentmindedly, under her spell handed her Seto. Seto really was fearing for his life at that moment, that girl had abonecrushing grip! Malik quickly snapped out of it as Isis turned into a spider and bit his arm and shimmied up next to his ear and whispered,

"Just what in Ra's name are you trying to do? Get him killed?" Malik blinked in confusion until his mind registered what he had just done, he'd just have to wait until the end of class. So after fifty minutes of Mrs. Algeres lecture on Human Physiology, and watching other students pass notes, hold hands, stick pieces of bubble gum under desks, and throw paper airplanes, the bell sounded and Malik scurried up to Yuka,

"Hey, can I have my pen back?" Yuka smiled politely and handed an overjoyous Seto back to him. Malik stuffed Seto back into his pocket and ran off into the crowds ready for his next class. Ready for whatever was there in the world to challenge him, because he had decided that he'd just knock it on its bahonkus.

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Cliffhanger Time!

A/N: This chappie in my opinion wasn't long enough or that great! I will make the next one longer and more exciting to make up for lateness and everything! And it WILL be out sooner than the last!

Shorties:

Raggle: Well what did you think folks?
Malik: -mutters about dull fanfics written by Raggle-chan-
Raggle: WHAAAAAAAAT!
Malik:-hides behind a table and watches Raggle take out a meatcleaver and whimpers- I AM SOOOOORRRY!
Raggle:hides her meatcleaver Well that wraps it up! Make sure you click that cute button down there! I love reviews and the more I get, the better chance of me updating sooner!