Fairly Odd YGO

written by: Raggle-chan

Disclaimer: I do not fully own anybody in this fic except for Malik and Kelamir.... I am just a Ninth Grade Student so I really don't see the good in sueing me anyways.....

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Malik swam through the sea of teenagers in the hall, that filed in and out of the classrooms. Today sure was a busy day, even worse than usual. He didn't see Joe stealth over to him, and he leapt up into the air,

"Aiiiieeee! Watch what you are doing Joe!" Malik shuddered and stared at the open gap in the hall and he bounded into his classroom. Health class, oh joy. Time to learn about drugs, cigarettes, alcohol, and Sex Education which he had by now learned about five times in school. Joe sat in his seat next to Malik and they watched their teacher, Ms. Tea Gardner walk into the room. She stood in front of the class and grinned broadly,

"Good morning class! Ready to learn about contraceptives and the dangers of sex?" she bounced over to Malik's desk and kicked him in the shin,

"It would be better if you were awake while learning amazing things such as this!" some of the more perverted boys in the room grinned, while most the class grimaced and tried not to think about what they'd learn today. Mrs. Sakura was the hardcore Athletics coach that drove her students hard to do well in their sport. She was also like an aunt to him naturally because of being his mother's best friend. Sakura walked over to where Malik was sitting and whispered,

"Your mom is coming back next Tuesday, alright?" Malik nodded and grinned, spotting his History teacher and coach leaning against the door frame. Next Tuesday? That meant Mai would be watching him for more than just a few days.... Good thing that after today was Summer Break. He frowned at the thought of Mai having lots of house parties inside his own roof, and her boyfriend coming over oftenly.

"Thanks, Sakura....Lovely week it will be with Mai. I love finding articles of her clothing around my house...." he paled a bit remembering the pink lacy thong she had left last time she came over. Sakura just shrugged and jogged out of the room to get back to teaching her class. Leaving a traumatized Malik to wait the rest of the class out. A good seven or so hours later he came out of the school looking for Joe,

"Joe, where in Ra's name are you dude?" he ran smack dab into Kent who was sneering down at him. (A/N: Yes Malik is a bit shorter than Kent . ). He really didn't want to deal with him so he pushed Kent as hard as possible, resulting in a muddy Kent who was threatening to kick some blonde ass later. Seto and Isis turned into their kitten forms and scurried alongside Malik as he walked over to his motorbike and snorted. Joe was nowhere and Kent was always in the way. Seto snarled at Roderick who was making his way over to Malik,

"Here comes Dumb, where is Dumber and Dumberer?" he sleepily yawned and hopped onto the motorbike glaring at Roderick who was coming closer. Isis hissed at the boy and swiped at his legs. Malik just sneered and looked up menacingly,

"Hello Roderick, came back for more eh?" he crackled his fist and waited for Roderick to take a swing at him. But to his surprise he picked up Seto and began stroking his fur,

"I LOVE KITTENS!" he started cuddling the very unhappy Seto who amended him with a grouchy hiss and started to claw at his arms to get down. Isis just sneezed and started rolling over in uproarious kitty laughter. Roderick finally put the unstudios Seto down and he scampered underneath the motorbike to ensure that there would be no further handling. Isis collected herself and went beside Seto and watched Roderick laugh and run off toward Kent and the three sweatdropped. Malik looked down at Seto,

"I don't give a damn how annoyed you were Seto, but that was Ra damned hilarious! I have never seen Roderick warm up to anything!" he nearly fell over toppling his bike, he then saw Yuka and her friends pass by and before he waved an angry squirrel threw a nut at him from the heavenly treetops above. Malik snarled and looked up at his least liked arch nemesis, Torik the squirrel. Every damn day of Malik's life that squirrel made miserable! He waved his fist angrily at Torik and sped off toward his house, wanting nothing more than to be in the safety of his own- Wait a second here! As he drove up his driveway and parked he noticed that there were over twelve cars parked around his house: that meant one thing only... Mai had thrown yet another rave in his house. Joy.... He hopped off, being trailed by Seto and Isis and slammed open the door,

"MAIIII! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" Malik stormed in seeing more than twenty five teenagers dancing and some were even breaking things! Immediately he cut the cord to the music and announced his prescence,

"Okay, the party is over! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" everyone scrammed out of the front door, not bothering to clean up any of the mess they had left behind. Malik sighed and wandered into the kitchen and saw-

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CLIFFHANGER!

Sorry about taking along time again, but I got major Author's block........ I will really work on not succumbing to that lethal disease..... As promised, POCKY TO YOU ALL! -hands pocky to everyone who reviewed-

Hope you enjoyed and, thanks much to all of ya! And to Can't Think ( :P funny ) for giving me the name of Trixie's friends....I was clueless.....

Quickies:

Raggle: Was it okay this time?
Malik: Hmm.... I really am pissed about you making me be welly acquainted with that squirrel.
Raggle: You could be acquainted with my fist! Or I could let someone else be the star in the fic!
Malik Nuuuu!
Raggle: Fine here is some pocky to shut ye up!