What Would They Do For A Klondike Bar?
---MGS Edition---
--Author's Stuff--
HI all, its been a while since I last posted here on , iv'e been through alot in the last few months, but im back and ready to re-make my story, iv'e got some fresh comedy and new styles! No more author insertions. But due to this being a script for a iminginary TV show, ill will keep the script style. If you don't like just cry about it and don't read on. Well lets get on with the show!
P.S. I don't own any of the characters! O, and I am in no way affilaited with the company that makes Klondike bars...
-- To The Show --
--- THE SHOW ---
Snake: Hello Ladies and Terrorists! Welcome to the 2nd season of "What Would They Do For A Klondike Bar". On today's show, we will have Raiden from "Son's Of Liberty"!
(Cheesey Fake Applause, Raiden walks out on stage with a bandage on his hand.)
Snake: Welcome to the show Raiden!
Raiden: Umm... hi everyone.
Snake: Oh he's just a little shook up from last season, eh' Raiden?(Raiden mumbles) Well tell us what happend to your hand there Raiden?
Raiden: Oh nothing... nothing at all... (Snake glares at Raiden) ok ok... I smashed it...
Snake: With a hammer?
Raiden: No... when I fell...
Snake: How'd you fall?
Raiden: I was... I was... ALRIGHT... I was at Roller Disco last night.
Snake:... You of all people like Disco? Well ok... (o.0) Lets get on with the show! Raiden what would you do for a Klondike bar?
Raiden: Well... I'd
Snake: TOO BAD, this season, WE choose what YOU do, then YOU decide to do it or leave without your Klondike Bar!
Raiden: Okay... whadda wan't me to do Snake?
Snake: BRING ME THE CHALLENGE! (A slip of paper falls from the celing, snake catches it) Your challenge is to drink a glass full of (drumroll) Tomato (Raiden wipes the sweat from his forhead) Covered Chicken Brains! (Raiden squeaks) Thats your challenge! Chicken Brains and a Klondike bar, or NOTHING!
(Raiden struggles to make a decision... 1 hour passes)
Snake: Any time now Raiden...(Raiden looks around the room, sighs, and looks back at Snake and clears his throught)
Raiden: Okay, I choose the Chicken Brains
Snake: Good Choice, here you go!(He hands Raiden a big mug of smushy red chicken brains)Drink up mate!
Raiden: OK... here goes!(Raiden takes a sip from the mug, and throws up all over Snake)
Snake:... you lose, and you have to pay for my dry cleaning!
Raiden: NOOO WHYYY... Now I'll never get a Klondike bar...
Snake: Well thats all for today! See you next time on "What Would They Do For A Klondike Bar"!!!
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