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Author's notes (you knew this was coming…): This is completely random and actually a part of a much larger (think…. 125 pages is it now??) story my friend and I are doing. This is, once again, just a part of the whole thing. If I get enough reviews and more people want to see the rest of the story I'll post it (with some editing because my friend's spelling is horrific)

So… yeah… hobbits and karaoke…. Fear it!

P.S. Any extra letters on words or funky grammar is just me being bored and thought it would be fun.

P.S.S. No flames? Please? I beg of you?

One last thing (I always have one of these): is being mean to me and I can't figure out any of this new stuff so after this little notice keep in mind that the story starts here. I'm sorry this looks so funky. Blame it on them, not me. Please. Thank you.

Here the story begins!

All the hobbits leap on stage (cause the authoress enjoys people leaping onto the stage. It's amusing). There is much banging and clanging and many other onomatopoeia before the hobbits reappear. Frodo is obviously the lead singer, Pippin on guitar, Merry on bass, and Sam on drums. Frodo has his one guitar but he's not gonna play it. He says he just needs two more lessons before he can.

Frodo: We've decided to put a stop to all these sappy love songs for just a bit with a little song that we picked up a while ago.

He clears his throat, and turns to his band. There's a count and all of the sudden.... they sound like that one band who did this song!!! The other hobbits do backup (once again in these little curvy thingys)

Frodo:

I feel my wings have broken in your hands,
I feel the words unspoken inside...
And they pull you under,
And I will give you anything you want, oh
You are all I wanted,
All my dreams are fallin' down,
Crawlin' around and around and around...

Whoo! The chorus is here! Frodo spreads his cute little hobbity arms all happy like.

Somebody saaaaaaaaaaave meeee,
Let your warm hands break right through it,
Somebody saaaaaaaaaaave meeee,
I don't care how you do it, just
Staaaaay, staaaaay
C'mon, I've been waaaaai--ting for yooooooou

I see the world has folded in your heart,
I feel the waves crash down inside,
And they pull me under,
And, I would give you anything you want, oh
You are all I wanted,
All my dreams have fallen down,
Crawling around and around and around...

The chorus comes again. Remember last time? Well, it be happenin' again!

Somebody saaaaaaaaaaave meeee,
Let your warm hands break right through it,
Somebody saaaaaaaaaaave meeee,
I don't care how you do it, just
Stay, stay
C'mon, I've been waaaaai--ting for yooooou,

All my dreams are on the ground,
Crawling around and around and around...

Somebody saaaaaaaaaaave meeeee,
Let your warm hands break right through,
Somebody saaaaaaaaaaave meeeeeeee,
I don't care how you do it,
Just staaaaaaaay (stay with me)
I made this whole world shine for yooooooooou...
Just staaaaaaaaay, staaaaaaaaay
C'mon, I'm still waaai--ting for yooooooou

The music stops and the audience (who've all gotten up and been dancing this whole time) applaud happily. The hobbits bow deeply and the curtain closes.