Yes this is my first fic so I might be a little.rusty. But hey Foaly never
gets rusty, what am I talking about?!?!?!
Chapter One, Messed up speech.
Foaly gnawed on a fresh carrot stump as he continued to hack into random computers across the Mudman country. Child's play really, but he wasn't up to anything else. He looked at his basket of carrots.
"EMPTY!" he yelled as he trotted across the tile floor of the Ops Booth. He thrashed his horsy teeth and tossed the stump away to the automatic garbage bin beside his desk.
"I really need to get some carrots, Holly still owes me some!" He leaned over and pressed the button that released the door. It opened silently.
"I really need to reprogram this thing"he muttered as he clicked and clacked his way out the door. "Too noisy."
Before he got a chance to press the intercom, Captain Kelp a.k.a. Trouble walked in.
"Could you keep it down Foaly?"he hissed. "Everybody in the building can hear you, I heard Root cursing away in his office, ah something about budget cuts. Anyway whats up, lose all your carrots or something?" He laughed.
"Well actually.ah nevermind, I was just disappointed, I didn't get a respond from the president. Tried hacking into his home computers."
Trouble raised an eyebrow. "Didn't you hack into all the government offices already? Last week I think it was."
"Lets just say I'm really, REALLY bored. I'm surprised I'm not washing the walls like the rest of you. Ah too many technical security bases to hack into, so little time to do it. I'd better get back to work. I'll see you soon, probably with a sponge." Foaly grunted and Trouble took his que and left.
Foaly stomped back over to his swivel chair and sat down pushing the intercom to Holly's cubical. There was a few seconds pause then loud giggling and screaming and somebody answered.
"Yessssss,"shriecked a voice that sounded too much like Lili Frond's. "What issss it?
Foaly quickly turned off the speaker. He didn't want to know what in the world Lili Frond was doing. "Oops,"he mumbled. "Wrong button. Now why in Frond is Lili's name right beside Holly's? Oh well I wont make that mistake again." He pushed Holly's name, this time making sure it was her name.
"What do you want, oh is that you Holly? Hey sugar, are you going to finally going to tell me what you did with your hair? I've been waiting um how long uh I think two years now, yeah that's right. So want to come over to my house tonight and turn out all the lights we can flash our-" Foaly cut him off. "Think fast Chix," he said as he turned off the speaker.
"Holly has it bad, real bad. I wonder who messed up my speakers," he thought as he clopped his was out the door. "Oh, I have a pretty good idea."
~~ Holly's Cubical ~~
Holly backed against one wall. "No really,"she said between laughs. "I didn't."
"Yeah ok, that's why you're laughing."said Foaly rolling his eyes.
"That's because Lili Frond and Chix, I say," she broke into a fit of laughter before she could finish.
"HE WANTED TO FLASH!"said Foaly loudly. "He is such an immature sprite, why oh why did you hook it up to him?"
Holly just continued laughing, very un-Holly like. She stopped when she heard footsteps coming their way. They both watched in fear as Root entered the now cramped cubical.
"WOULD YOU SHUTUP YOU DARVITING UNICORN!"yelled Root spraying spit everywhere, not to mention creating an excellent shade of fuchsia. It would have been a beautiful colour, if it hadn't been on his bulging swelling- with-anger face. "I'M TRYING TO WORK!"
"Work out?" whispered Foaly. "That's a first." Holly smiled, bad move.
"ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME SHORT? WHY AREN'T YOU SCRUBBING HE WALLS WITH THE OTHERS! GO, NOW OR I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE." He stopped for a few seconds, then turned back on Foaly. "YOU GET BACK IN YOUR OFFICE AND GET WORKING ON SOMETHING, OR I'LL CUT YOUR BUDGET!"
Holly nodded, Foaly started walking towards the door. As he passed, Root whispered in his ear, "Oh yes and do us all a great favor and don't attempt to flash anyone or anything, I'm already losing enough work as it is."
Foaly rolled his eyes when his back was turned to Root. He knew he was watching him as he walked back to the Ops Booth. As said before, he didn't like budget cuts. He pressed the password buttons that beeped to the song Burn Baby Burn by Lava, Haven's number one hit band. It opened silently, as Foaly shook his head. He sat down in his chair and thought silently for a few seconds.
"How can I flash anyone? I'm a centaur. I'm already butt naked."
So, yes it doesn't seem like it's going anywhere, that's what second chapters are for, and third and fourth and oh what's he fifth number called....?
:::.~The OddBird~.::
Chapter One, Messed up speech.
Foaly gnawed on a fresh carrot stump as he continued to hack into random computers across the Mudman country. Child's play really, but he wasn't up to anything else. He looked at his basket of carrots.
"EMPTY!" he yelled as he trotted across the tile floor of the Ops Booth. He thrashed his horsy teeth and tossed the stump away to the automatic garbage bin beside his desk.
"I really need to get some carrots, Holly still owes me some!" He leaned over and pressed the button that released the door. It opened silently.
"I really need to reprogram this thing"he muttered as he clicked and clacked his way out the door. "Too noisy."
Before he got a chance to press the intercom, Captain Kelp a.k.a. Trouble walked in.
"Could you keep it down Foaly?"he hissed. "Everybody in the building can hear you, I heard Root cursing away in his office, ah something about budget cuts. Anyway whats up, lose all your carrots or something?" He laughed.
"Well actually.ah nevermind, I was just disappointed, I didn't get a respond from the president. Tried hacking into his home computers."
Trouble raised an eyebrow. "Didn't you hack into all the government offices already? Last week I think it was."
"Lets just say I'm really, REALLY bored. I'm surprised I'm not washing the walls like the rest of you. Ah too many technical security bases to hack into, so little time to do it. I'd better get back to work. I'll see you soon, probably with a sponge." Foaly grunted and Trouble took his que and left.
Foaly stomped back over to his swivel chair and sat down pushing the intercom to Holly's cubical. There was a few seconds pause then loud giggling and screaming and somebody answered.
"Yessssss,"shriecked a voice that sounded too much like Lili Frond's. "What issss it?
Foaly quickly turned off the speaker. He didn't want to know what in the world Lili Frond was doing. "Oops,"he mumbled. "Wrong button. Now why in Frond is Lili's name right beside Holly's? Oh well I wont make that mistake again." He pushed Holly's name, this time making sure it was her name.
"What do you want, oh is that you Holly? Hey sugar, are you going to finally going to tell me what you did with your hair? I've been waiting um how long uh I think two years now, yeah that's right. So want to come over to my house tonight and turn out all the lights we can flash our-" Foaly cut him off. "Think fast Chix," he said as he turned off the speaker.
"Holly has it bad, real bad. I wonder who messed up my speakers," he thought as he clopped his was out the door. "Oh, I have a pretty good idea."
~~ Holly's Cubical ~~
Holly backed against one wall. "No really,"she said between laughs. "I didn't."
"Yeah ok, that's why you're laughing."said Foaly rolling his eyes.
"That's because Lili Frond and Chix, I say," she broke into a fit of laughter before she could finish.
"HE WANTED TO FLASH!"said Foaly loudly. "He is such an immature sprite, why oh why did you hook it up to him?"
Holly just continued laughing, very un-Holly like. She stopped when she heard footsteps coming their way. They both watched in fear as Root entered the now cramped cubical.
"WOULD YOU SHUTUP YOU DARVITING UNICORN!"yelled Root spraying spit everywhere, not to mention creating an excellent shade of fuchsia. It would have been a beautiful colour, if it hadn't been on his bulging swelling- with-anger face. "I'M TRYING TO WORK!"
"Work out?" whispered Foaly. "That's a first." Holly smiled, bad move.
"ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME SHORT? WHY AREN'T YOU SCRUBBING HE WALLS WITH THE OTHERS! GO, NOW OR I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE." He stopped for a few seconds, then turned back on Foaly. "YOU GET BACK IN YOUR OFFICE AND GET WORKING ON SOMETHING, OR I'LL CUT YOUR BUDGET!"
Holly nodded, Foaly started walking towards the door. As he passed, Root whispered in his ear, "Oh yes and do us all a great favor and don't attempt to flash anyone or anything, I'm already losing enough work as it is."
Foaly rolled his eyes when his back was turned to Root. He knew he was watching him as he walked back to the Ops Booth. As said before, he didn't like budget cuts. He pressed the password buttons that beeped to the song Burn Baby Burn by Lava, Haven's number one hit band. It opened silently, as Foaly shook his head. He sat down in his chair and thought silently for a few seconds.
"How can I flash anyone? I'm a centaur. I'm already butt naked."
So, yes it doesn't seem like it's going anywhere, that's what second chapters are for, and third and fourth and oh what's he fifth number called....?
:::.~The OddBird~.::