Mage Kitty: Hey I remember you, you're writing Foaly's Carrot. My favorite
fic in all of fanfiction.net, glad to have you as a reviewer! Yeah I made a
mistake doing the typing thing, I got it up fast, had to go somewhere. Keep
reviewing!
Kelsey():Hey that's funny my sister has the same name as you, cool. Thanks, I think everybody who has a creative and sense of mind is odd. All you reviewers are odd! Be proud! Foaly, nope he seems pretty normal.*cackles evilly*. No I'm not making H/F that's seems wrong. I may make a T/H or R/H I'm sure Mage Kitty would like that;)
Alex():Hey, I kinda like that idea hmmm, or maybe somebody else.
Tonduil: Hey I think I've seen you before. Anyway, thanks. My spellcheckers in American spelling so some words may be wrong, and others I just spell wrong because I'm typing too fast or I just spell it wrong. Either way, I'll try going over it three times; Canadian spelling is a lot different. Night, nite? 0_o Here's the third chappy!
Chapter Three, Smoky?
"A mutant stallion eh?"Foaly muttered to himself on his way back to the Ops Booth. "I hope he knows that I heard him loud and clear. I thought only turtles could be mutant, ah I'm watching too much Mudman television." He typed in the code, singing along with Burn Baby Burn. "Cuz all you have to do for me is..Burn Babyyyyy Burnnn!"
He heard a cough behind him. Turning around quickly, he saw an elf, dressed in an LEP jumpsuit. It was Corporal Grub, Troubles little brother. If centaurs could blush darker, that's something yet to see. Foaly whimpered.
"What were you doing?"asked Grub, checking his freshly manicured nails for any hangnails.
"Haven't you ever heard the song Burn Baby Burn?"asked Foaly relieved that Grub didn't even know the song.
"Uh no,"said Grub looking around making sure nobody was listening onto them. "I have wall washing duty to do, don't want to let down the LEP!"
"Your so outta touch,"muttered Foaly as he watched the Corporal hurry away. "Not to mention a bit perky." He sighed and walked in, sitting down on his swivel chair. Might as well get to work on that cigar dispenser.
~A few hours later~
"Ah it's done, finnaly,"he exclaimed to no one in particular. "Oh I could really use a carrot right now." He usually rewarded himself with a carrot after every job. His stomach groaned. He took a flask full of beetle juice from in his drawer and gulped it down. "Mmm with the shell mixed in!"(A.N. -_-)
A scene, which resembled one of a bird smashing into a building window, appeared in his glass, distracting him from his drink. He opened the door by pressing a button to his left.
"Hey'a Holly,"he said happily, as she crashed to the floor. "Done wall duty?"
"Nope break,"she said wiping a cluster of bubbles off her hair while getting up. "I just came in to see what Root wanted."
Foaly laughed. "A cigar dispenser, hmm wonder why."
Holly frowned as she rubbed her eye that had soap in it. "Ow sheesh (A.N. If you used Loreal Kids Shampoo you wouldn't have that problem) that shampoo really stings. Don't tell me your going to jinx it like the footstool you made for him last time. My ears are still ringing."
Foaly smiled bringing up that amazing day. Root was sitting down and his feet up on the stool. Suddenly you could hear screaming as he was flipped over by the booster springs. He sighed. "No I won't do that again. He's already fighting with the Council to make a stool, he doesn't trust me, anything goes wrong and my budget is getting lowered, for sure"
"Aw,"said Holly. "I would love see Root fly through the roof again, it's better when he's all red and screaming like a girl, hmm maybe because he is." She checked Foaly clock. "Oops, got to go, I'll see you tomorrow, I'm leaving after the wall duty."
"Oh yeah, did I mention Root called me a mutant stallion?"said Foaly totally ignoring what Holly had just said. Holly gasped.
"That's not very Root-like, maybe something's wrong with him. It's been a while since he's been on vacation. I'm going to go ask what's wrong maybe pursue him to take a vacation."
Foaly smiled, "You know what this means right?"
"PARTY!!!!!"shouted Holly. "D'Arvit, too loud. Root will come any second now."
"No,"said Foaly with that mischievous glint on his face. "I can hack into all his computers and find out what he's up too. That's if he's up to anything."
Holy didn't look as interested as she had with the party idea, but agreed. She soon left, complaining of having to steer Chix away from the girl's restroom. (A.N. Pervert.)
~The Next Day~
Foaly walked into LEP headquarters that morning being praised by every lower position elf than him.
"Would you like a cup of tea sir?"asked a minor elf quietly.
"Er, I'm not a big tea fan,"said Foaly cautiously. "But if you have any carrots that would be good."
At those word, the elves starting backing off, giving dirty looks and going back to their normal everyday work. Foaly shrugged and got into the elevator that led to the Ops Booth. When he got out, no elves were there.
"Hmph,"he murmured as he typed in he password and walked into his own computer heaven. "Word spread quick around here. Ah well, might as well deliver that cigar dispenser to Root, I have to get his voice onto it." He grabbed the non-environmentally friendly machine and exited the booth, heading off to Root's office.
~Root's Office~
"This is probably the first thing I'll ever appreciate from you Foaly,"said Root having his fun by taking cigarette by cigarette out and putting it back into the top. Foaly decided to take it as a compliment.
"Thank you Julius,"said Foaly with pride. It had taken him less than fifteen minutes to put it all together. He might as well take the comments and run. Root was too happy to scream his head off at Foaly.
"As long as I never hear that word coming from your mouth again, I'll be happy like this all the time,"said Root waving to a cute girl walking down the street outside from his window. Foaly gave a look that showed he was scared, Root and another young chick, uh, uh.
"I'll test it out a bit more.GAHHHHH! FROND KILL YOU, YOU DARVITING BASTARD MUTANT STALLION!!!"roared Root as a cloud of tobacco flew in his face.
"Take a holiday!"yelled Foaly as he galloped out the door, once he was out of earshot he murmured. "That WASN'T supposed to happen!"
The next day of work Root wasn't there. Foaly sat at his desk in misery. Holly was thumping on the door. He was either ignoring her, and couldn't hear. When Holly yelled "CARROT" Foaly started paying attention and turned to face her, just when she backed up to body-slam the door. He let her start running and good few steps, then opened the door and watched her fly into the room.
"You know,"she said brushing off her jumpsuit. "I REALLY hate when you do that."
"Carrot,"muttered Foaly. "Dung dip..."
"What did you just say?"she asked in shock.
"Oh nothing. So what did Root say yesterday. He must have agreed, I guess."
"No actually,"said Holly thoughtfully. "He swore for a while then said he'll think about it. And he wants the three best captains to make sure it runs smoothly. That's me Trouble, pah Lili even though she's not a captain, Chix ewww, did I mention he stole Gardon's panties yesterday while she was in the shower, people reckon he still has them. Wouldn't doubt that. "Then theres a bunch of other people, forget their names. Oh yeah, and you. Well I best be off, got to make sure nobody kills each other. See you soon." She went out the door carefully stepping over the wires.
Foaly was back into his misery. "CARROT,"he shouted. He knew Root was going to come storming down the halls now. "Roots not here, remember."He groaned and slumped back into his chair.
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Hmm longer than others. So, do you see Foaly getting a little odder? I do, I wonder why hmmm.
Yours till bald eagles use Miracle Grow,
::.~The OddBird~.::
Kelsey():Hey that's funny my sister has the same name as you, cool. Thanks, I think everybody who has a creative and sense of mind is odd. All you reviewers are odd! Be proud! Foaly, nope he seems pretty normal.*cackles evilly*. No I'm not making H/F that's seems wrong. I may make a T/H or R/H I'm sure Mage Kitty would like that;)
Alex():Hey, I kinda like that idea hmmm, or maybe somebody else.
Tonduil: Hey I think I've seen you before. Anyway, thanks. My spellcheckers in American spelling so some words may be wrong, and others I just spell wrong because I'm typing too fast or I just spell it wrong. Either way, I'll try going over it three times; Canadian spelling is a lot different. Night, nite? 0_o Here's the third chappy!
Chapter Three, Smoky?
"A mutant stallion eh?"Foaly muttered to himself on his way back to the Ops Booth. "I hope he knows that I heard him loud and clear. I thought only turtles could be mutant, ah I'm watching too much Mudman television." He typed in the code, singing along with Burn Baby Burn. "Cuz all you have to do for me is..Burn Babyyyyy Burnnn!"
He heard a cough behind him. Turning around quickly, he saw an elf, dressed in an LEP jumpsuit. It was Corporal Grub, Troubles little brother. If centaurs could blush darker, that's something yet to see. Foaly whimpered.
"What were you doing?"asked Grub, checking his freshly manicured nails for any hangnails.
"Haven't you ever heard the song Burn Baby Burn?"asked Foaly relieved that Grub didn't even know the song.
"Uh no,"said Grub looking around making sure nobody was listening onto them. "I have wall washing duty to do, don't want to let down the LEP!"
"Your so outta touch,"muttered Foaly as he watched the Corporal hurry away. "Not to mention a bit perky." He sighed and walked in, sitting down on his swivel chair. Might as well get to work on that cigar dispenser.
~A few hours later~
"Ah it's done, finnaly,"he exclaimed to no one in particular. "Oh I could really use a carrot right now." He usually rewarded himself with a carrot after every job. His stomach groaned. He took a flask full of beetle juice from in his drawer and gulped it down. "Mmm with the shell mixed in!"(A.N. -_-)
A scene, which resembled one of a bird smashing into a building window, appeared in his glass, distracting him from his drink. He opened the door by pressing a button to his left.
"Hey'a Holly,"he said happily, as she crashed to the floor. "Done wall duty?"
"Nope break,"she said wiping a cluster of bubbles off her hair while getting up. "I just came in to see what Root wanted."
Foaly laughed. "A cigar dispenser, hmm wonder why."
Holly frowned as she rubbed her eye that had soap in it. "Ow sheesh (A.N. If you used Loreal Kids Shampoo you wouldn't have that problem) that shampoo really stings. Don't tell me your going to jinx it like the footstool you made for him last time. My ears are still ringing."
Foaly smiled bringing up that amazing day. Root was sitting down and his feet up on the stool. Suddenly you could hear screaming as he was flipped over by the booster springs. He sighed. "No I won't do that again. He's already fighting with the Council to make a stool, he doesn't trust me, anything goes wrong and my budget is getting lowered, for sure"
"Aw,"said Holly. "I would love see Root fly through the roof again, it's better when he's all red and screaming like a girl, hmm maybe because he is." She checked Foaly clock. "Oops, got to go, I'll see you tomorrow, I'm leaving after the wall duty."
"Oh yeah, did I mention Root called me a mutant stallion?"said Foaly totally ignoring what Holly had just said. Holly gasped.
"That's not very Root-like, maybe something's wrong with him. It's been a while since he's been on vacation. I'm going to go ask what's wrong maybe pursue him to take a vacation."
Foaly smiled, "You know what this means right?"
"PARTY!!!!!"shouted Holly. "D'Arvit, too loud. Root will come any second now."
"No,"said Foaly with that mischievous glint on his face. "I can hack into all his computers and find out what he's up too. That's if he's up to anything."
Holy didn't look as interested as she had with the party idea, but agreed. She soon left, complaining of having to steer Chix away from the girl's restroom. (A.N. Pervert.)
~The Next Day~
Foaly walked into LEP headquarters that morning being praised by every lower position elf than him.
"Would you like a cup of tea sir?"asked a minor elf quietly.
"Er, I'm not a big tea fan,"said Foaly cautiously. "But if you have any carrots that would be good."
At those word, the elves starting backing off, giving dirty looks and going back to their normal everyday work. Foaly shrugged and got into the elevator that led to the Ops Booth. When he got out, no elves were there.
"Hmph,"he murmured as he typed in he password and walked into his own computer heaven. "Word spread quick around here. Ah well, might as well deliver that cigar dispenser to Root, I have to get his voice onto it." He grabbed the non-environmentally friendly machine and exited the booth, heading off to Root's office.
~Root's Office~
"This is probably the first thing I'll ever appreciate from you Foaly,"said Root having his fun by taking cigarette by cigarette out and putting it back into the top. Foaly decided to take it as a compliment.
"Thank you Julius,"said Foaly with pride. It had taken him less than fifteen minutes to put it all together. He might as well take the comments and run. Root was too happy to scream his head off at Foaly.
"As long as I never hear that word coming from your mouth again, I'll be happy like this all the time,"said Root waving to a cute girl walking down the street outside from his window. Foaly gave a look that showed he was scared, Root and another young chick, uh, uh.
"I'll test it out a bit more.GAHHHHH! FROND KILL YOU, YOU DARVITING BASTARD MUTANT STALLION!!!"roared Root as a cloud of tobacco flew in his face.
"Take a holiday!"yelled Foaly as he galloped out the door, once he was out of earshot he murmured. "That WASN'T supposed to happen!"
The next day of work Root wasn't there. Foaly sat at his desk in misery. Holly was thumping on the door. He was either ignoring her, and couldn't hear. When Holly yelled "CARROT" Foaly started paying attention and turned to face her, just when she backed up to body-slam the door. He let her start running and good few steps, then opened the door and watched her fly into the room.
"You know,"she said brushing off her jumpsuit. "I REALLY hate when you do that."
"Carrot,"muttered Foaly. "Dung dip..."
"What did you just say?"she asked in shock.
"Oh nothing. So what did Root say yesterday. He must have agreed, I guess."
"No actually,"said Holly thoughtfully. "He swore for a while then said he'll think about it. And he wants the three best captains to make sure it runs smoothly. That's me Trouble, pah Lili even though she's not a captain, Chix ewww, did I mention he stole Gardon's panties yesterday while she was in the shower, people reckon he still has them. Wouldn't doubt that. "Then theres a bunch of other people, forget their names. Oh yeah, and you. Well I best be off, got to make sure nobody kills each other. See you soon." She went out the door carefully stepping over the wires.
Foaly was back into his misery. "CARROT,"he shouted. He knew Root was going to come storming down the halls now. "Roots not here, remember."He groaned and slumped back into his chair.
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Hmm longer than others. So, do you see Foaly getting a little odder? I do, I wonder why hmmm.
Yours till bald eagles use Miracle Grow,
::.~The OddBird~.::