Mage Kitty: *stares blankly* Ok.You're a soccer goalie too? Join the club,
I'm always coming home with blood everywhere. Yeah of coarse Foaly's Carrot
is my favorite fic, it's AMAZING I tell ya! Anyway, rambling eh, happens
all the time, I find it highly entertaining to hear people rambling, makes
me laugh.
Tonduil: I have no idea what you meant by that, oh well I hope you see this one.
ALEX():My plot lines is coming up in this fic, so wait no more. Well I think it is.
Lutefa: Hmmm that was an interesting story, glad you can relate.
Ok I thought it was about time I started doing Disclaimers, so no evil people can sue me. So.
Disclaimer: I don't own Foaly, Holly or Root, or any other recognizable characters from the Artemis Fowl books, if you can't figure that out then your beyond help.
Chapter four, a very VERY messed up chapter,
Foaly sulked at his desk, turning on the intercom to random people and shouting "CARROT!" at them.
"CARROT!" he yelled into somebody's cubicle. He was about to switch the connection when there was a reply.
"Foaly, is that you?"
"Oh Frond.."muttered Foaly. "Hi Holly."
"Oh hey Foaly,"she replied. "Are you coming down here yet? There's runaway baby elves down here, messing up my papers."
Foaly sighed. "Holly, why is there little elves in the LEP headquarters?"
"Oh,"said Holly simply. "I'm babysitting for Lili Frond."
"WHAT!""
"She got pregnant, remember?"
"No, with who?"
"Root."
"Ewwwww, tell me your joking"
Holly laughed. "Don't worry, I am."
Foaly wiped his sweaty brow. "Good that was making me scared for a moment, Lili's wayyyy to young for him. So now that that's cleared up, what do you want me to do?"
"Come down here and fix the security box, it's jammed with something in a wrapper, people are tramping through the doors with complaints to report, come down, hurry."
The line went dead. Foaly got up and clopped over to where his toolbox was. He picked it up and pressed the door-release button, and headed towards the elevator. This was going to be a long day..
~LEP Lobby~
"Can you se what it is?"asked Holly desperately. "Gum, whatever."
Foaly made a face and pulled out the cause of the mess-up. He held it up for Holly to see, it was a pad.
"Oh that's mine!"shrieked Lili Frond running past with toilet paper hanging out of her outfit. She grabbed it and waddled off to the girl's restroom. Holly sighed, Foaly grimaced.
"Desperate situations like that,"said Holly shaking her head. "I wonder how it got stuck in the heat vent."
Foaly had a good idea why. "Lets go back on duty before we get the chance to ask." He said packing up his toolbox.
They walked back to their own cubicles, Holly to collect her stuff, and Foaly to sit there and watch all the cameras in the building all day. Holly kicked the bulging door, in which people were body-slamming themselves into. They could make out the odd unconscious person lying on the ground, people stepping on them. Holly tisked and tusked as she strode into her office.
Foaly typed in his password, and entered his humble Booth. He sat down on his chair, watching all the cameras. Still whimpering for carrots.
Foaly saw something rush past a camera, he quickly hit rewind and watched it in slow motion. He couldn't make out who it was. He pressed the intercom button to Holly's cubicle.
"Holly, Holly, are you there?!"
"Yes, what?"
"There's an intruder in the second floor, heading off towards the elevators, go take the elevator, catch up with whoever they are. Hurry today's not the day to have errors."
He didn't get an answer. Holly cut the line, dashing to the third floor.
~Third Floor, In front of Elevator~
"Surrender,"hissed Holly into the darkness, holding up her Neutrino. "I'll shoot."
Out of nowhere somebody swooped down, and whispered, "You'll be my personal." The intruder breathed against her for a few seconds, kissed her, then vanished.
Holly stood there, stunned. "I'll kill that person now. Who are you, where are you. Most of all, why the hell did you just kiss me?!"
She felt a cold wind sweep over her back. She spun around. All of a sudden the lights flicked on. Holly looked towards the light switches. Nobody was there.
~Outside of Ops Booth~
Foaly stood around, watching for any unrecognizable people. Someone was in the corner of his eye. He turned his head and typed the password into his computerized lock. He was attempting to back into his safe Booth, when the enemy attacked. All Foaly could remember was somebody whacking him. He knew who the somebody was.
"Hey your-"
A hand covered his mouth. "Breathe a word to anybody, and I'll kill you."
Foaly nodded. The intruder hit him in the side of the head with a frying pan and ran off. Foaly staggered into the Ops Booth and collapsed on the floor, unconscious.
+ +*~ ~*+ +
Ok, ok a frying pan, I know but it just came to me that the intruder should have a frying pan considering I know who the person is. To some of you, well you'll REALLY like who it is, other may go 0_o? Any way that's the way I'm going to do it.
Yours until parrots develop their own freaking language,
.::~The OddBird~::.
Tonduil: I have no idea what you meant by that, oh well I hope you see this one.
ALEX():My plot lines is coming up in this fic, so wait no more. Well I think it is.
Lutefa: Hmmm that was an interesting story, glad you can relate.
Ok I thought it was about time I started doing Disclaimers, so no evil people can sue me. So.
Disclaimer: I don't own Foaly, Holly or Root, or any other recognizable characters from the Artemis Fowl books, if you can't figure that out then your beyond help.
Chapter four, a very VERY messed up chapter,
Foaly sulked at his desk, turning on the intercom to random people and shouting "CARROT!" at them.
"CARROT!" he yelled into somebody's cubicle. He was about to switch the connection when there was a reply.
"Foaly, is that you?"
"Oh Frond.."muttered Foaly. "Hi Holly."
"Oh hey Foaly,"she replied. "Are you coming down here yet? There's runaway baby elves down here, messing up my papers."
Foaly sighed. "Holly, why is there little elves in the LEP headquarters?"
"Oh,"said Holly simply. "I'm babysitting for Lili Frond."
"WHAT!""
"She got pregnant, remember?"
"No, with who?"
"Root."
"Ewwwww, tell me your joking"
Holly laughed. "Don't worry, I am."
Foaly wiped his sweaty brow. "Good that was making me scared for a moment, Lili's wayyyy to young for him. So now that that's cleared up, what do you want me to do?"
"Come down here and fix the security box, it's jammed with something in a wrapper, people are tramping through the doors with complaints to report, come down, hurry."
The line went dead. Foaly got up and clopped over to where his toolbox was. He picked it up and pressed the door-release button, and headed towards the elevator. This was going to be a long day..
~LEP Lobby~
"Can you se what it is?"asked Holly desperately. "Gum, whatever."
Foaly made a face and pulled out the cause of the mess-up. He held it up for Holly to see, it was a pad.
"Oh that's mine!"shrieked Lili Frond running past with toilet paper hanging out of her outfit. She grabbed it and waddled off to the girl's restroom. Holly sighed, Foaly grimaced.
"Desperate situations like that,"said Holly shaking her head. "I wonder how it got stuck in the heat vent."
Foaly had a good idea why. "Lets go back on duty before we get the chance to ask." He said packing up his toolbox.
They walked back to their own cubicles, Holly to collect her stuff, and Foaly to sit there and watch all the cameras in the building all day. Holly kicked the bulging door, in which people were body-slamming themselves into. They could make out the odd unconscious person lying on the ground, people stepping on them. Holly tisked and tusked as she strode into her office.
Foaly typed in his password, and entered his humble Booth. He sat down on his chair, watching all the cameras. Still whimpering for carrots.
Foaly saw something rush past a camera, he quickly hit rewind and watched it in slow motion. He couldn't make out who it was. He pressed the intercom button to Holly's cubicle.
"Holly, Holly, are you there?!"
"Yes, what?"
"There's an intruder in the second floor, heading off towards the elevators, go take the elevator, catch up with whoever they are. Hurry today's not the day to have errors."
He didn't get an answer. Holly cut the line, dashing to the third floor.
~Third Floor, In front of Elevator~
"Surrender,"hissed Holly into the darkness, holding up her Neutrino. "I'll shoot."
Out of nowhere somebody swooped down, and whispered, "You'll be my personal." The intruder breathed against her for a few seconds, kissed her, then vanished.
Holly stood there, stunned. "I'll kill that person now. Who are you, where are you. Most of all, why the hell did you just kiss me?!"
She felt a cold wind sweep over her back. She spun around. All of a sudden the lights flicked on. Holly looked towards the light switches. Nobody was there.
~Outside of Ops Booth~
Foaly stood around, watching for any unrecognizable people. Someone was in the corner of his eye. He turned his head and typed the password into his computerized lock. He was attempting to back into his safe Booth, when the enemy attacked. All Foaly could remember was somebody whacking him. He knew who the somebody was.
"Hey your-"
A hand covered his mouth. "Breathe a word to anybody, and I'll kill you."
Foaly nodded. The intruder hit him in the side of the head with a frying pan and ran off. Foaly staggered into the Ops Booth and collapsed on the floor, unconscious.
+ +*~ ~*+ +
Ok, ok a frying pan, I know but it just came to me that the intruder should have a frying pan considering I know who the person is. To some of you, well you'll REALLY like who it is, other may go 0_o? Any way that's the way I'm going to do it.
Yours until parrots develop their own freaking language,
.::~The OddBird~::.