Alex(): Hmm weird chapter...Yes I suppose, I've been weirder *gives a really
mysterious grin*
Slime frog: Ah you make me laugh with every review. Well actually, I have no clue what's wrong with me, better get that area checked out...
Lutefa: Really? You didn't suspect it? I don't believe you guys...tisk tisk...
Captin Amy(): I'm lovin it, lovin it JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WILL DIE!!! HE WIL DIE WITH A PIECE OF JANET JACKSON'S SHIRT IN HIS CLUTCHES THE SICK WEIRDO! Wait, did that have anything to do with your review? No, I don't think so.
Vampiregeniewitch: *comforts vampiregeniewitch* Now don't be silly...*jumps up screaming* AHHH I'M COMFORTING A VAMPIRE GENIE WITCH!!!! AHHHH *runs around in a chicken coop*
Kelsey(): Ok, would somebody PLEASE tell me what IC and OC mean? Everybody says it, and I have no clue what they mean! And *backs away* hey...I like Teletubbies! The Berestein Bears are better though... Woohoo no need to shout 0_o(you were shouting?) I love cabins they smell awesome but naw, I'm not a treehugger. I've hugged one tree, and a branch feel and poked me in the eye, had to go to the doctors, it hurt like hell. Ummm oh hmmm I wonder why I wouldn't write that many chapters... I only have one life you know! Oh yes and may I mention that you reviewed Er- *counts it up* - three times? *runs off sniggering*
Blue-elf3001(): Ahhh chatspeak it will turn my brain to GOO!!! Yeah poor Foaly NOTTTTTTTTT!! Joking joking
Mage Kitty: Took you long enough to reply! Well I guess since you died *sigh*-- I can make an exception. WOAHHHHH! GO CANADA! ALL YOU CANADIANS ROCK! Yeah but now they're colourful, but we have to vote god damn, I hate Kelloggs...Yup...fair very fair. I could torture you guys more, hmm idea! *shakes you to death* (even though you have died once already) Foaly's Carrot! Foaly's Carrot! Where is it! I'll hit myself in the head with a frying pan if you don't update! *watches all the reviewers stare at her eagerly* Pah!
Disclaimer:I don't own Root you got that lawyers I DON'T OWN I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 9, Off course, just a little
Foaly awoke with his head spinning and no memory of anything.
"What am I?"he asked himself, staring at his hooves. "Some sort of like...mutant stallion."
He shook his head and looked around slowly.
~LEP Main Hall~
"Come on, you promised to go to this dance with me,"said Root smiling evily (A/N: Remind you of anybody?).
Holly was practically in tears. She had witnessed the whole mind- wipe. The worst thing about it was, she had to do it, since lazy old Root didn't know how. She secretly only did a half mind-wipe, so Foaly would still be stable, possibly enough to come help her.
"Hurry up,"said Root. "We're taking the next LEP cab."
Holly ignored him, too busy searching for methods of escape. She found none. She was alone with Root, and soon with a cab driver too. She had it bad, real bad.
"If only Bob was here,"she muttered.
"What was that my princess,"Root asked her.
"Nothing,"murmered Holly.
"Oh, I have something for you!"
Holly hoped it was anything, but his gross kisses that she now got regularly
A dress!
Holly turned her head sideways and puked. Root took a step back, ignoring the offset in front of him.
"I knew you would like it! Now when we get to the ball, I want you to try it on for me."
This had gone too far for Holly. "No way am I putting that ugly thing on, I'll go to the ball with you, in my uniform thank you!"
"Tisk, tisk we had a deal, future Mrs. Short. Now don't go breaking promises."
Holly shook her head. "No."
Root pulled out his gun. "Then I guess we'll have to use force won't we?"
Holly stared into the center of the pistol. "Fine."
Root smiled, satisfied.
~Ops Booth~
Foaly stood up, crashing his head on the shelf above him. He fell to the ground, semi-unconscious. He fluttered his eyelashes and screamed.
"Ow, my like, total head!"
He stood up, shocked at what he had just said.
"Mmmm look at the cute puppy,"he said to a picture of a carrot. "It's so fluffy and adorable, I want to kiss it!"
He at down, playing with a stuffed carrot.
"Oh yes Carrot Top! We'll be on all the comedy shows, oh no, I have to fix my hair first!"
The stuffed carrot hung loosely.
~In a Random LEP Cab~
"Now you must try this on as soon as we get there!"screamed Root.
"Uh, okkkkkkk,"whispered Holly backing away from him.
The cab driver turned around. His head was covered mysteriously.
"Hey, you leave the girl alone."
Root looked at him with disgust. "I can do what I want to her,"he said, raising his frying pan.
The cab driver motioned to release the frying pan. "Ok, ok, I was just recommending..."
Root growled. "Well don't recommend anymore."
Holly leaned back on her seat, hoping this was just a nightmare. Oh her hopes were perished at the sight when they got to the ball.
Root practically dragged Holly into the ball room.
"Stubborn, aren't you?"
Holly growled. "Got a problem with it?"
Root gave her the dress.
"Here, go try this on."
Holly puked again on the floor.
" Ok, fine. But the minute this thing is over, I'm released."
Root smiled evilly, his fingers crossed behind his back.
"Yes, certainly my princess."
Holly went into the change room and went into a stall, wishing nothing more than to flush the dress down the toilet, but then Root would kiss her and buy her a new one, no thanks.
It took her more than five minute to get her dress on. Root, outside the washroom was listening to her struggling and decided she needed some help.
"My princess, are you ok?" he said sweetly, opening up the door a crack. Holly slammed the door open.
"Hey uh Root, where are you huhuhu. I waaaaaaaa."
Root, stared wildly at her from behind the door.
"Is she a psycho?"
"Uh, Stem, what's a tyko?"
"That's psycho Holly, what are you, stupid?"
Holly turned around and crashed into a wall.
"Naw never at all Leaf."
~Ops Booth~
Foaly twiddled with his hooves.
"Wow, this computer is complicated. Everything messed up."
(A/N: Yup Foaly, you got that right...)
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Sorry it took so long to get up guys, no excuses I just didn't update for a while. So, I hope this makes up for it, I'm quite sure it one of the longest chapters yet, I think. Review please!
Yours until roosters lay eggs
.::~The OddBird~::.
Slime frog: Ah you make me laugh with every review. Well actually, I have no clue what's wrong with me, better get that area checked out...
Lutefa: Really? You didn't suspect it? I don't believe you guys...tisk tisk...
Captin Amy(): I'm lovin it, lovin it JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WILL DIE!!! HE WIL DIE WITH A PIECE OF JANET JACKSON'S SHIRT IN HIS CLUTCHES THE SICK WEIRDO! Wait, did that have anything to do with your review? No, I don't think so.
Vampiregeniewitch: *comforts vampiregeniewitch* Now don't be silly...*jumps up screaming* AHHH I'M COMFORTING A VAMPIRE GENIE WITCH!!!! AHHHH *runs around in a chicken coop*
Kelsey(): Ok, would somebody PLEASE tell me what IC and OC mean? Everybody says it, and I have no clue what they mean! And *backs away* hey...I like Teletubbies! The Berestein Bears are better though... Woohoo no need to shout 0_o(you were shouting?) I love cabins they smell awesome but naw, I'm not a treehugger. I've hugged one tree, and a branch feel and poked me in the eye, had to go to the doctors, it hurt like hell. Ummm oh hmmm I wonder why I wouldn't write that many chapters... I only have one life you know! Oh yes and may I mention that you reviewed Er- *counts it up* - three times? *runs off sniggering*
Blue-elf3001(): Ahhh chatspeak it will turn my brain to GOO!!! Yeah poor Foaly NOTTTTTTTTT!! Joking joking
Mage Kitty: Took you long enough to reply! Well I guess since you died *sigh*-- I can make an exception. WOAHHHHH! GO CANADA! ALL YOU CANADIANS ROCK! Yeah but now they're colourful, but we have to vote god damn, I hate Kelloggs...Yup...fair very fair. I could torture you guys more, hmm idea! *shakes you to death* (even though you have died once already) Foaly's Carrot! Foaly's Carrot! Where is it! I'll hit myself in the head with a frying pan if you don't update! *watches all the reviewers stare at her eagerly* Pah!
Disclaimer:I don't own Root you got that lawyers I DON'T OWN I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 9, Off course, just a little
Foaly awoke with his head spinning and no memory of anything.
"What am I?"he asked himself, staring at his hooves. "Some sort of like...mutant stallion."
He shook his head and looked around slowly.
~LEP Main Hall~
"Come on, you promised to go to this dance with me,"said Root smiling evily (A/N: Remind you of anybody?).
Holly was practically in tears. She had witnessed the whole mind- wipe. The worst thing about it was, she had to do it, since lazy old Root didn't know how. She secretly only did a half mind-wipe, so Foaly would still be stable, possibly enough to come help her.
"Hurry up,"said Root. "We're taking the next LEP cab."
Holly ignored him, too busy searching for methods of escape. She found none. She was alone with Root, and soon with a cab driver too. She had it bad, real bad.
"If only Bob was here,"she muttered.
"What was that my princess,"Root asked her.
"Nothing,"murmered Holly.
"Oh, I have something for you!"
Holly hoped it was anything, but his gross kisses that she now got regularly
A dress!
Holly turned her head sideways and puked. Root took a step back, ignoring the offset in front of him.
"I knew you would like it! Now when we get to the ball, I want you to try it on for me."
This had gone too far for Holly. "No way am I putting that ugly thing on, I'll go to the ball with you, in my uniform thank you!"
"Tisk, tisk we had a deal, future Mrs. Short. Now don't go breaking promises."
Holly shook her head. "No."
Root pulled out his gun. "Then I guess we'll have to use force won't we?"
Holly stared into the center of the pistol. "Fine."
Root smiled, satisfied.
~Ops Booth~
Foaly stood up, crashing his head on the shelf above him. He fell to the ground, semi-unconscious. He fluttered his eyelashes and screamed.
"Ow, my like, total head!"
He stood up, shocked at what he had just said.
"Mmmm look at the cute puppy,"he said to a picture of a carrot. "It's so fluffy and adorable, I want to kiss it!"
He at down, playing with a stuffed carrot.
"Oh yes Carrot Top! We'll be on all the comedy shows, oh no, I have to fix my hair first!"
The stuffed carrot hung loosely.
~In a Random LEP Cab~
"Now you must try this on as soon as we get there!"screamed Root.
"Uh, okkkkkkk,"whispered Holly backing away from him.
The cab driver turned around. His head was covered mysteriously.
"Hey, you leave the girl alone."
Root looked at him with disgust. "I can do what I want to her,"he said, raising his frying pan.
The cab driver motioned to release the frying pan. "Ok, ok, I was just recommending..."
Root growled. "Well don't recommend anymore."
Holly leaned back on her seat, hoping this was just a nightmare. Oh her hopes were perished at the sight when they got to the ball.
Root practically dragged Holly into the ball room.
"Stubborn, aren't you?"
Holly growled. "Got a problem with it?"
Root gave her the dress.
"Here, go try this on."
Holly puked again on the floor.
" Ok, fine. But the minute this thing is over, I'm released."
Root smiled evilly, his fingers crossed behind his back.
"Yes, certainly my princess."
Holly went into the change room and went into a stall, wishing nothing more than to flush the dress down the toilet, but then Root would kiss her and buy her a new one, no thanks.
It took her more than five minute to get her dress on. Root, outside the washroom was listening to her struggling and decided she needed some help.
"My princess, are you ok?" he said sweetly, opening up the door a crack. Holly slammed the door open.
"Hey uh Root, where are you huhuhu. I waaaaaaaa."
Root, stared wildly at her from behind the door.
"Is she a psycho?"
"Uh, Stem, what's a tyko?"
"That's psycho Holly, what are you, stupid?"
Holly turned around and crashed into a wall.
"Naw never at all Leaf."
~Ops Booth~
Foaly twiddled with his hooves.
"Wow, this computer is complicated. Everything messed up."
(A/N: Yup Foaly, you got that right...)
~*^ ^*~
Sorry it took so long to get up guys, no excuses I just didn't update for a while. So, I hope this makes up for it, I'm quite sure it one of the longest chapters yet, I think. Review please!
Yours until roosters lay eggs
.::~The OddBird~::.