Woot! Go me! I've updated WILLINGLY no angry reviewer to persuade me to do it, and best of all, IT'S THE WEEKEND yyyyyyayyyy!!!!!!!

No-name: But if I finished it soon, then that wouldn't be fun L

VampyGenieWitch: -sulks- Are you SPLUTTERING AT ME MISSY? Better hope not… yes in the cave, whenever you and chip are on at the same time (which will be when hell freezes over) So, did you win that $100's? if so I get a penny, is that fair enough L And HEY you have the second longest thank you in the thank you's so BE HAPPY.

LunaML: Oops, I wasn't intending on it to be disturbing…but cool, if ya want more that's all I want too J

Waffles4eva: HAHA you were wrong! WRONG wrong WRONG wrong hahaha –straightens up- I'm glad you like the fic, I hope you will continue reading!

Technogirl: -hugs you- Thank you so much! And you're a flipper like me, that uses "flip" instead of swearing!

Cookie monster: J Stop? Right-------here? Or perhaps------------------------------------------------------here?- naw, just fooling with ya, five out of 5 cookies! Go me!!!! –eats one of the 5-

Slime frog: Yes cats are strange creatures…. Insisting on bringing dead things into my bathroom –shudder- there was this one time, where she brought in a bird, but it was living and she was too lazy to kill it so she left it in the bathroom…and then my dad is afraid of birds, so he told me to go in, and I looked behind the toilet and the bird was looking up at me and I starting scream and ran out of the bathroom…. Very scary. Yeah! Chix needle-tester!

Little Miss Psycho: J Maniac laughing, very fun. No letting oompa loompas in? L -ushers all the oompa loompas out of her house-

Disclaimer: HAHA –steals bubbles sock and waves it around- No, I don't own anything in this fic… but this SOCK –puts it on and hops around showing it off to everyone-

Chapter 14

Trouble was looking at each lable carefully, not sure what he was looking for. He had tried to communicate with Foaly, but the link was so weak the only thing he got out of him was "pink."

Grub threw the needles aside while Holly strapped on the false bottom and tried to sit on things. Foaly went back to complaining.

"Oh… my GOD. You need to get some tighter clothes, that suit thingy, makes your butt look WAY too big."

"Really?"asked Holly, wondering what a suit was.

"Uh, like, yeah"

Trouble picked up a syringe that read "Mutater."

"Hey Grub, do you think this may be it?"

Grub turned away from the needle he was reading to peer over Troubles shoulder.

"No clue, how can we tell?"

Trouble muttered something and walked over to the panel of buttons on the far wall.

"What are you doing…?"

"Hush Corporal, I'm trying to figure this out."

Trouble squinted and pressed a button. A buzzing noise came then a whispering sound.

"Hello??"called Trouble into the speaker.

"Yes you're a little bunny w'abbit- Oh, hello?"

Chix Verbal.

"We need you to report to the Ops booth immediately."

"I'll be right down commander sir." They heard him tell something he'd be back soon.

It took Trouble a while to realize that he had just been mistaken for the Commander. He smiled as he imagined the shiny Commander's badge he'd long to have. He'd have to sterilize it first…you know…Root had been wearing it, who knows what happened to it.

Grub finally spoke up. "Um Trubs, what about Holly and Foaly?"

"D'Arvit," swore Trouble as he searched frantically for a cloth of some type. He found a dirty old stained Mudman window curtain and threw it over Holly and Foaly just as Chix was let in.

"Hello Chix, Foaly wanted you called down here," said Trouble sternly, acting as if he WERE Commander.

"Uh, I thought the Commander called me down…"

"He did, he had to go to the washroom and told you to stay here until he comes back."

Just after Chix shrugged and was about to sit on the swivel chair, something from under the curtains spoke.

"Wow, it's like, totally black here… black is a dumb like…colour."

Chix jumped up startled. "What's that???"

Trouble acted quickly. "Equipment malfunction, does it all the time."

"Oh," said Chix, gullible as ever. He took a seat in the swivel chair.

Grub took this chance to stab the needle into Chix's arm fur and insert the fluid, whatever it was.

There was a pause, then in a puff of smoke Where there used to be Chix, now lay a frog, tongue and all.

"Care to kiss it?"asked Trouble.

"I'll skip,"said Grub, passing the Chix/Frog to look for another possible needle. As he was walking over, his feet kicked a syringe that had fallen to the floor.

It was pink.

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HEH I'm mean, cliffies are fun though! Don't worry though, exclamations will come sooner than expected.

Yours till I'm eaten by a woodpecker,

.::The Oddbird::.