The Three Little Mutant Pigs

Chapter 2

So Little Red Riding Jubilee and Gingerbread Bobby skipped along the merry little path, until they came upon three houses. One was made out of straw, the second was made out of sticks, and the third was made out of bricks.

Jubilee looked at Bobby and said, "Let's go check it out. I wanna see who I know got transformed in this story."

Bobby rolled his eyes, "Jubes. I have one thing to say to ya. Karma."

"You really don't believe in that stuff do ya?" she giggled.

"I'm a professional prankster. Every person I do a prank on somehow comes back and bites me in the ass later on. I hope that karma shows its ugly head and gets you back for this stupid wish."

"Yeah, right. You're just mad, because you got stuck as the Gingerbread Man and not Jack Frost."

He folded his arms and pouted, "At least Jack Frost doesn't have to worry about crumbling in a glass of milk or get eaten."

"Oh, Bobby." she laughed and headed up to the first house made of straw and knocked on the door.

Inside they heard someone shuffling around and approaching the door. The door opened and out popped a little pig standing on it's haunches that looked a lot like Monet. It had Monet's hair, eyes, and a nose that was always stuck high up in the air. She came out wearing a night mask with curlers stuck in her hair, rubbing sleep from her eyes with a piggy hoof.

"Whoever you are." Monet began, "This had better be important enough to wake me from my beauty sleep. Otherwise… I'm going to-" she broke off when she finally opened her eyes and saw a pair of pale legs standing in front of her. She looked up and saw a very tall Jubilee standing in front of her. She blinked a couple of times and slowly headed back into the house, chanting, "It's only a dream. It's only a dream. It's only a dream." she then closed the door right behind her and went back to bed.

Jubilee and Bobby both fell to the ground laughing.

Bobby sat up, wiping a tear from his eye, "Ooh! Let's go see who's in the other one."

"I knew you'd start liking the story eventually."

They got up and went to the second house made of sticks and knocked on that one. Slowly the door opened. They looked down to see a very paranoid piggy peeking out of the doorway. They looked up at them, their eyes widened, and then slammed the door.

"What the hell?" Bobby blinked, "Knock again, Jubes."

Jubilee knocked again. The door opened up and this time the person behind the door poked their head out. Looking up at them with nervous gray eyes.

"Uh… Hi, Jubes." squeaked Skin.

Again, both Jubilee and Bobby fell down laughing as they saw the gray piggy with brown hair.

Skin's face contorted with embarrassment and anger, "Don't laugh at me! It's not funny!"

Their laughter continued, but the third door of the third little pig popped open. Out came a piggy version of Paige. She didn't get laughed at like Monet and Skin.

Jubilee cocked her head to the side, "How come it doesn't surprise me that Paige would be the third little pig?"

Bobby shrugged his shoulders and watched as an angry Paige walked towards them.

"What the hell is going on here? I'm trying to sleep and- Hey! Why the heck are ya'll dress up for?" she glanced at Jubilee, ignoring Bobby, and then at Skin. She blinked at him and scratched her head with her hoof, "Skin? I knew that you were an egotistical pig, but I never thought you actually become one."

"Speak for yourself, Miss Piggy!"

"Huh?" Paige looked down and shrieked. "Oh, no!"

Skin sneered at her, "Yeah, ya really let yourself go. Maybe next time you'll go on that diet that Monet suggested."

"Why you!" she tackled him and began to beat him to a bloody pulp, "Diet this, you jerk!"

She punched him across the face.

"Oh, bitch, you did not just do that!" he retaliated and slugged her back. The two grabbed each other and began rolling around on the ground. Kicking, biting, punching, and squealing as they beat the shit out each other.

Monet soon popped back out of her straw house, looking extremely annoyed. "Alright you two! This may be a bad dream, but this is my bad dream and I will not have you two ruining it by- OOF!!!"

Paige and Skin's fight rolled them into Monet and knocked her feet right out from underneath her.

"THAT'S IT!!!" she got back up and leapt at them, "I'm going to kill you both!"

So now The Three Miniaturize Mutant Pig's were kicking up a large cloud of dust.

Monet was pulling on Skin's hair, while he was kicking Paige in the shins, while Paige was punching Skin in the stomach and yanking on Monet's hair as well. Monet screamed, she reached around, and punched Paige in the snout. Paige stumbled back, holding her bleeding nose, blinking away the tears.

"You bitch!" screamed Paige, as she jumped back in and started biting at Monet's ear.

Jubilee looked at Bobby wryly, "Ya know what, Bobby?"

"What?" he asked.

"This stories turning out to be really awesome!"

He smacked himself on the forehead, "God I hate you sometimes, Jubes."

Suddenly Monet turned around and faced them both. She glared straight at Bobby, "And as for you, you fortune cookie rip off!" she jumped up and grabbed Bobby, "I'm sick and tired of hearing your irritating voice!" then all of the sudden she stuck him in her mouth and bit his head off. Dark caramel filling squirted out of his decapitated head.

Jubilee screamed, "You killed Bobby!"

"Correction. I just made a bad dream better and now it's about to get even better. Time do die, Jubilation!!!" Monet leapt at her.

Without even thinking Jubilee swung her basket around and knocked Monet back down to the ground. "Eek! Sorry about that Monet." Monet got back up and attacked again. Jubilee held her free hand out in front of her to blast Monet with her fireworks, but nothing came out. Her eyes widened, "Oh, shit!" Monet latched onto her face. Jubilee stumbled backwards and fell to the ground.

Monet rose up and began pounding on Jubilee's face, "Ooh… I'm going to enjoy every moment of this."

"Fuck you!" Jubilee finally reached up and punched Monet back, "That was for Bobby!" she then rolled over, reached into her basket of goodies and pulled out a hand grenade. "Eat this, you bitch!" she pulled the pin and shoved it into Monet's mouth, then took off running in the opposite direction with her basket in one hand.

Skin and Paige stopped fighting for a moment to see what Jubilee had done and they too bolted.

As soon as everyone was a good 20ft away from Monet she exploded.

Everyone who did not blow up where blown in a different direction. Paige landed in the Magical Forest, Skin landed into the Mysterious Mountains, and Jubilee landed in the Waste Lands.

What will happen to our beloved heroes?

Stay tuned for the next adventure of When Fairy Tales Go Insane.