Muahahaha! I'm back with another wonderful chapter! I would like to thank all of my reviewers. When I posted chapter ten along with the first chapter of Kyuubi Personalities, I was amazed by the amount of reviews i recieved. The day after I posted them, my inbox had 21 new emails. 1 was from xanga. The other 20 were reviews for my stories. Quite a lot. Thank you, once again. Now some responses to my reviewers.
Timeshifter: I know that I wrote tobe instead of dobe, but to tell you the truth, I heard from a friend, who is Japanese, that it's actually tobe and that dobe was probably due to a mishearing. Though I'm not sure, he's Japanese so I'm going to use tobe for now until I get furthur confirmation. Besides, they sound the same, so I don't think really matters.
DragonMan180: His friends will find out about the Kyuubi in the next chapter. And worry not, fangirls won't can't lay a finger on Naruto! And about the hitting thing... you'll find out in this chapter.
Irukapooka: Don't worry, there will be no NaruxSaku in any form. She's married, remember?
And now... ONWARD!!!
I do not own Naruto or King of Fighters.
A/N: WARNING!!! You are about to see what is perhaps the longest run-on sentence on To all of you grammar people, I purposely left it in here.
Chapter Eleven: Ninja Fan Girls, The Greatest Evil
The younger ninjas simply stared in disbelief. There, right in their very presence, was a perverted old man with long white hair who wrote perverted books that was talking to some guy whom the younger generation was currently confused about, a perverted man who married to a woman that greatly despised perverts and was reading a perverted book that was written by the perverted old man with long white hair who wrote perverted books that was talking to some guy whom the younger generation was currently confused about, an old woman who looked no older than twenty-five with strangely large breasts and was a good friend of the perverted old man who had long white hair who wrote perverted books that was talking to some guy whom the younger generation was currently confused about, and a sane married man who married a somewhat psychotic woman, who had recently been released from Orochimaru's cursed seal, and would have been more than happy to have been the perverted old man who had long white hair who wrote perverted books that was talking to some guy whom the younger generation was currently confused about so he could hug the guy whom the younger generation was confused about, each of them saying that some guy that was supposed to have died five years ago by falling off of some bridge in the Wave Country was now standing right in front of them. Not necessarily the most believable crew in the world. Influential they may be, but not necessarily believable.
"Damn, I really don't remember the sun being this bright." Naruto squinted. Having worn those sunglasses for five years straight left his eyes to get acquainted with its old enemy: the sun. Amazingly, his skin around his eyes was the color of his skin on every other part of his body.
"I don't believe that you're Naruto!" Sasuke yelled "Prove it to us!" All of them, minus the four older ninjas, did not believe that he was Naruto and nodded.
"Alright, I'll do that." He quickly did some hand seals with a grin. Iruka having, put on a face of pure terror, recognized these seals and quickly turned away out of the fear of getting a horrendous nosebleed. So did Kakashi and Jiraiya. "SEXY NO JUTSU!"
In front of the ninjas, there was a naked, beautiful girl. She had white hair in pigtails and had a light tan on her skin with nine kitsune tails and a cute pair of kitsune ears with brilliant blue eyes. She also had a red metallic glove on her right hand. "Please, don't stare at me like that." She timidly said, a blush slowly creeping up her face. The seven male shinobis immediately began to bleed from their nose and hid the blood under their hands and turned away. The girls simply sweatdropped and, after seeing their lovers with nosebleeds, they hit them. All except for Hinata, for she was horrendously confused.
"Okay, okay! We know you're Naruto now! Just turn off that damn jutsu!" Neji screamed through the bleeding. Radiating a great smile, Naruto undid his jutsu, though he was still in his demon form. 'I was expecting Kage Bunshin! I can't believe Hinata fell for such a pervert! If this is going to be my brother-in-law, then he better not keep using that damn jutsu! Otherwise, it'll be hell on earth for me!' Neji thought. Then he felt something strange radiate from Sakura, Ino, and Tenten.
'So Naruto's still alive!' Inner Sakura yelled. Then Sakura felt a strange feeling.
'Great, so much for watching the clouds... At least he's alive though. I hated watching Hinata just cry there...damn that stupid jutsu.' Shikamaru thought.
'I am SOOO going to kill him for ditching us, especially Hinata!' Ino thought. Then she felt a strange feeling.
'The loudmouth is back. Hinata will be happy now...damn that stupid jutsu.' Kiba thought.
'Mm... chips. I wonder if Naruto will treat us to ramen later...damn that stupid jutsu.' Chouji thought.
'Tobe's back!!! My old friend is back!!!... Damn that stupid jutsu!' Sasuke thought. He then felt something strange emanating from Sakura, Ino and Tenten.
'All right! Naruto's back! Hinata is going to be SO happy now!!!' Tenten thought. Then she felt a strange feeling.
'Excellent, a new sparring partner...damn that stupid jutsu.' Lee thought.
'So... I came here for nothing except to get one hell of a nosebleed...damn that stupid jutsu.' Shino thought.
'.........Huh?' Obviously, complex thinking didn't come to Hinata at that point in time.
"You know, Naruto," Sasuke started. He crossed his arms.
"No, I do not know, Sasuke. Do tell, unless your forehead protector would like to have a date with my finger." Naruto threateningly waved his flaming finger in the air.
"We would beat the crap out of you for ditching us for five damn years if we could just catch you."
"Whatever Sasuke. Whatever."
There was an awkward silence. "So..." Naruto began an attempt to have a conversation with them. It didn't get very far. "What have you guys been doing for the past five years? ... Guys? ... GUYS???" Naruto asked. He did not get an answer.
Instead, he felt something incredibly strange. He had never felt this feeling before, save yesterday. Was it killer intent? No, it was not that. In fact it was much worse than that. It was much worse than that by many times over. One who had been to hell and back would probably rather go back to hell than face what Naruto would in a few short moments.
Luckily, Neji and Sasuke knew what that feeling was. Luckily, Neji and Sasuke was not their target this time. Unluckily, Naruto was both clueless and their target.
Poor Naruto.
Naruto turned to see three starry-eyed girls, who, after figuring out that it was Naruto, were simply staring at him absentmindedly. He immediately sweatdropped and his many tails froze in place. Sasuke decided to give him a head start before them.
"Hey, tobe."
"Yeah, teme?" He shakily replied.
"Run." Naruto, having no idea what was going on, would have been glad to follow Sasuke's advice if he knew what he meant. Being clueless like he was, he just stood there. Though he wasn't that stupid anymore, he was still a little thick headed and he took that as an insult.
"Alright, that's it. You're getting the finger." Naruto then began to slowly walk to Sasuke, his finger emblazed with fire, his tails slowly fanning about.
Once again, poor Naruto.
Suddenly, he remembered his dealings with Orochimaru. He was about to ask Sasuke to turn his head so he could check, but he was cut off by something else.
Snap
"KAWAII!!!" All of the kunoichis of the younger generation within the vicinity yelled, save a blue haired beauty with lavender eyes that Naruto had to mentally slap himself to think cleanly about her. Naruto's fox ears lowered themselves to help silence the sound, but to no avail. They just screamed too damn loud. His finger was no longer on fire.
'Damn it, I am SO SCREWED!' Naruto's eyes were clenched shut.
It was the Fan Girl Intent. Naruto would be screwed for life if he did not take care in this very interestingly dangerous situation. And apparently, after realizing that Naruto currently resembled a very fluffy, cute, and cuddly fox with nine tails, it had awoken after several years of not having to chase after their lovers.
"Can we touch your tails? It looks so nice and soft!" Sakura said.
"OOOHH! You have such cute ears! Can we touch those too?" Ino screamed.
"I like those whisker marks on your cheeks! You look so cute like that!" Naruto had no idea how Tenten could see his whisker marks. He determined that, since he was in his demon form, they would naturally be more visible.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Yes, very, very poor Naruto.
In this strange situation, Naruto had forgotten that he could have just turned back into his human form. But he was smart enough to at least start running before the three kunoichis could have a chance to violate his tails, ears, and whisker marks. Sadly, the three crazed fan girls also gave chase with the somewhat violent intent to get a chance to violate his tails, ears, and whisker marks.
His savior, however, was being a little slow in the thought process today. But no one could really blame her. Seeing as how she had to cram this whole lot of new information into her brain which, as of right now, wasn't really functioning properly at the moment. After all, seeing a miracle like this that would have left most too stunned for words, much less proper thought patterns.
'Okay, let's try to think about this in a somewhat mathematical manner: If Naruto-kun is equal to Hatori, and if Hatori is equal to Naruto-kun, and since I love Naruto-kun, then it is perfectly fine to love Hatori, who is equal to Naruto-kun. Yup, makes sense to me, just like how one plus one equals four or how gravity makes you fall up.' She quickly gave chase. Forget being slow, complex and logical thought simply did not want to grace Hinata today.
But still, poor, poor Naruto.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"NARUTO-KUN!!!!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHH-OOMPH!" Suddenly, the kitsune shinobi was no longer in front of the three crazed fan girls. Instead, he was seen rolling along the ground being glomped by a certain blue haired kunoichi. When they stopped, Hinata found herself on top of her long-thought-lost Naruto-kun and feverishly began to plant kisses on his face, her face being a blur of red.
"/kiss/ YOU'RE /kiss/ BACK /kiss/ NARUTO-KUN!!! /kisskisskisshug/... /kiss/" She began to blush even more when she managed to see Naruto's whole chest revealed to her while holding onto him now that his jacket was unzipped. But no matter how embarrassing the situation was she told herself that she would not let go, not when she was this close to him after not knowing he was alive for five years. Naruto gave her a hug and used his tails, which had somehow managed to unfreeze themselves, to wrap around Hinata and bring her closer to him.
"Well," He gave her a kiss on the forehead, still seeing a few stars here and there and something that somewhat resembled a halo on her head, which was actually caused by the sun, his eyes' old enemy. She had definitely become stronger over the years. "Good morning to you, too, my Hinata-chan. Did I ever tell you that you look like an angel? You look cute with the halo on your head." Hinata blushed even deeper.
'He must be seeing a few things. I think I hit him too hard. I hope Naruto-kun's okay.' Hinata thought.
"Oh yeah, I'm sorry that I never realized that you loved me. But I also realized something: I think I love you back and I am willing to give this relationship a try. So... will you be my Hinata-chan?" He gave her another kiss to the forehead and brought his hand to her cheek, causing her to go into another deep blush.
'He just called me his Hinata-chan! He called me an angel! YES!!! I'm Queen of the World!!! But he only thinks he loves me back. But that'll change over time.' "Of course I'll be your Hinata-chan." Smiling, he used one of his soft long tails and brought it along her neck, causing her to stain her cheeks with a bright red once more. She started to laugh a real laugh, one that she hadn't done for a long time.
"Hey!!!" She giggled. "Stop that! It tickles!" Naruto simply began to use all nine of his kitsune tails to slowly tickle her to death. "Hahahaha!!!" She was squirming uncontrollably on top of him. He then stopped, hugged her, and gave her a nice, long kiss on the lips.
"Wow, I haven't seen her that happy for a long time." Neji commented in an awe filled voice. Naruto and Hinata just stayed there, giving each other nice long kisses on the lips, drinking in the wonderful ambrosia that they had to offer for each other.
When Naruto was about seven years old, he often wondered what it felt like to be loved. To receive hugs and kisses on the cheek from loved ones. It was the first time that Naruto had actually been kissed by someone that he wanted to kiss, and that person wanted to kiss him back. And it was also the first time he had passionately kissed someone, not on the cheek, but on the lips. In truth, a lot of things happened to him for the first time in his life in that moment, most of it involving kissing. The technique behind it was especially new to him, but he planned to get the hang of it sooner or later.
"Ahem." Tsunade coughed, trying to get the new couple's attention. No use. "A-choo!." She tried again, this time sneezing and making it a little louder. It was a fruitless attempt. A prominent vein was pulsating on her head. "HEY!!! STOP THAT FOR A SECOND, WILL YOU??? SOME OF US ARE GETTING OLD AND WILL GET A HEART ATTACK IF YOU TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!!"
Naruto and Hinata stopped their... foxing around and shot a looked up towards Tsunade. Naruto's tails were loosely wrapped around Hinata.
"Whew. Now that I finally have your attention, we have a lot to talk about. Let's go to my office, shall we?"
"What about that Oda guy?" Naruto asked.
"Let the ANBU deal with him. I think that this is more important right now."
The path to Tsunade's Office
"You can set me down now, Naruto-kun. I can walk, you know."
"Yeah well, a beautiful girl like you shouldn't have to walk, Hinata-chan."
Naruto had decided to not put his sunglasses back on, revealing his bright blue eyes. Instead, they were in his inside pocket. He was holding up Hinata with his many tails in the shape of a large mattress. She was lying down on her stomach on the makeshift mattress playing with his ears, earning something that sounded very much like a purr from Naruto. The tails were like nine extra fluffy and long arms when you needed them. Everyone trooped to Tsunade's office. Naruto and Hinata were given strange stares while they walked through the streets of Konoha. Its citizens were having strange reactions and thoughts.
Here are some of those thoughts: 'Isn't that the Hyuuga girl who promised to stay a virgin for some guy called Naruto?' 'Is that Naruto? ... No, that can't be him, because he's dead.' 'Red pill, or Blue pill? Hmm...' 'AHH!!! FOX HUMANOID THINGUS!!! RUN!!!... Wait a minute.' were just some of the many thoughts that went through the villagers' heads today. Besides, it wasn't everyday when the people of Konoha saw a strange fox humanoid supporting his girlfriend, who was playing with his kitsune ears and trying to kiss him every five seconds, with his nine kitsune tails.
It had actually attracted a lot of unwanted attention, mostly from fan girls who were head over heals for cute, fuzzy and cuddly things, like fox tails. But Hinata, who was on Naruto's nine tails like a queen, deterred most of them. This left the few brave ones who had approached Naruto, offering him kisses, a peak under his glasses, to bear his children, etc, causing Hinata to fume like a smokestack. He simply shrugged them off and kept walking. When they got persistent however, he simply lit his glove with red fire, effectively scaring off the rest.
"So, what are we going to talk about, Tsunade-obachan?" They had finally arrived at the Hokage's office. In the past five years, of all of the things he could have forgotten, he still did not forget to call her obachan. A vein was threatening to explode from her forehead.
'Still the same old Naruto.' Tsunade thought. "Not we, but you. You've got a lot of explaining to do, mister."
"Explain what?"
"The reason why you have nine tails, a pair of kitsune ears, and whiskers on the side of your face, to be blunt. Oh, and why are you dressed up like that? After you do some explaining, then I need to tell you something." Tsunade started to file a few papers.
"Oh. All right then, you eleven may want to pull up a chair. You might not be able to stand properly after I tell you. I'll treat you guys to some lunch later, if you still want any." He forgot that Hinata was still on his nine tails.
The secret is going to be revealed, along with another secret! How will the gang react to the fact that Naruto has the Kyuubi inside of him, and what is this other secret? Find out in the next chapter: The Fox Is Out Of The Scroll!