Chapter 8: Paper... LINK?!?!?
Link was the first to get up. He took his Master Sword and held it in his hand. As eyes regained consciousness, nothing could have prepared him for what was coming next.
"WHAT THE-"
The four others woke up because of Link's cry. Zelda took out a War Fan that Peach gave her and started beating the heck out of Link.
"Idiot! Stupid!" Zelda was getting her princessly revenge for destroying her beauty sleep.
Marth, Roy and Y.Link just sat and watched the show.
Link finally resisted the pain enough to pull out his Mirror Shield and blocked the Princess's fury.
Zelda frowned. She didn't get many chances to beat up Link. Why would she want to, you ask? Well, it happened quite a while ago...
FLASHBACK
It was winter, halfway through grade 12 for Link and Zelda, and at Nintendo High, you were allowed to room with anyone, boy or girl.
Naturally, All the boy and girls who were "together" had roomed with each other.
And one of those boy and girl pairs was Link and Zelda.
After a night on the town with his best pals, Marth, Roy, and the person who was like the three's "little bro": Young Link. And it was strange, because Young Link was actually like one of them, but still with a little bit of a kiddish side to him. But Marth, Roy and Link thought he was mature enough to see a 14A movie.
But, back on topic.
"So," asked Marth, "you almost done the calculus essay?"
"Almost, but Zelda and I have to finish the 5th question." Replied Link.
"Anyways, how's you and Zelda?" asked Roy, excitedly.
"And you want to know WHY?" Link inquired.
"Come on bro, spill!" said Marth, Roy, and Y.Link, who had just gotten interested in the subject.
Link sighed.
"Well, we're okay, but Zellie (Link's favourite way to call Zelda) is stressing, and I don't blame her. You have to admit we've gotten a hell of a lot of homework and assignments."
Link lowered his eyes in depression, and then said, "Well, I think I'll go back to my room and rest up. Don't forget, bio test tomorrow."
Marth and Roy nodded, and Young Link smiled, knowing that he had a few years before having to deal with loads of tests and homework.
Meanwhile...
Zelda had just finished dancing at "Club Smash" with Samus and Peach and got home early. She decided to take a shower and play some Evanescence as loud as she could. She then took a broom, and pretending it was a microphone, danced around the kitchen screaming, "Wake me up INSIDE (Wake up!)...something something....SAVE MEH! Save me from the NOTHING I've become..!"
(A/N: Lol that didn't happen but my bro typed that while I wasn't looking. XD)
Anyways, Zelda turned on the music in the bathroom and hummed along with "Bring me to life" while showering.
A couple minutes later, Link came in the dorm, but couldn't hear anything.
(By the way, the walls on the bathroom are soundproof, so if one roommate wants to take a shower and the other wants to sleep, the shower noise doesn't keep the other person up)
"I guess Zelda's still out with her friends," Link said to himself.
Meanwhile, Zelda had finished showering and stepped out of the shower...
And Link started to open the unlocked door... (BTW Zelda forgot to lock it)
And what happened after that could only be described as chaos.
Before Link could see anything, Zelda threw a scale and a pail right at Link's head... and... let's just say Link couldn't wake up for the next two weeks.
Poor Link. It wasn't even his fault.
END FLASHBACK
"Idiots! Don't you see! WE'RE ALL PAPER!" Link yelled at the top of his lungs.
The four others looked dumbfounded and took a good look at themselves.
"Well, "said Roy, "I did notice that I lost weight..." – ha, ha, ha.
(Erm... Another funny input by my bro. XD.)
"HOLY-"Y.Link said.
"GUACAMOLE!" finished Roy.
"Hey, have you tried guacamole?" asked a very confused Marth to Roy.
"Yeah, it tastes good."
"Cool! I want guacamole!"
Annnnyyyways, our heroes went down a path until they found...
(Input EVIL music here)
BOWSER!
"I am BOWSER, Evil Koopa King!"
"Is that same Bowser who has had is (censored) whooped by Mario at least more than 15 times by now?" asked Y.Link, almost laughing.
"Hey, shut up, you puny boy!" and with that, Bowser blasted a ton of fire onto the poor fairy boy, burning him to death.
audience gasps
Just kidding. Actually, Link jumped in front of him, just in time, and blocked the massive fire blaze with...
Guess what?
The Mirror Shield.
Bowser was charred, deep-fried, done rare and cooked rotisserie style. Basically, he was burnt to a crisp.
(A/N: Oooohhh, I'm hungry now. But not for Bowser meat. Yuck!)
Suddenly, a purple gem flew out of the carcass, into Link's hands.
And then, a blue light appeared, and started to beam them up.
"BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE!" cried Zelda, and then they were gone.