A/N: I put four chapters up in one night and all I get is two reviews?
Bant says: YES NEW CHAPTER! 3 OF THEM! I WAS BABYSITTING OR I WOULD HAVE REVIWED EVERY ONE OF THEM!! Sorry, but these rocked! I love it I love it I love it! I absolutely cannot wait cuz its anozer weekend tummorah!YES!
Thanks Bant! You're wonderful even if you haven't updated in awhile.
Bamfed says: Wow, I didn't think a story could suck so bad. The character is nowhere near believable. A serious sue alert. There was not one thing I found believable about your character's encounter with Kurt. I don't see much of a plot going, either. Well at least you tried. I guess it's my own fault for reading something so horrible.
…Ouch. You're right though, I don't think I captured Kurt's personality as well as I did Toad's in my last fic. Plot? Psh! Who needs it. And yes, I did try and as far as I can tell you haven't. My advice to you would be "go suck an egg."
When will people learn that romance fics are never believable?
Moving on…
"What should I wear," Charlie askedher cat as she dug through her dresser drawers.
Captain's yellow eyes followed her as she ran around the room frantically. "This is very out of character for you. I don't remember you ever worrying about what you look like," he said pensively.
"You're so helpful," Charlie said sarcastically as she pulled out some clothes and held them up. "How about this?"
"I remember you once worea straw hat along with overalls just to prove a point to your roommate."
Thinking back, Charlie had to laugh. Shewent the whole dayin the "county bumpkin get-up" just to prove that people in New York didn't care.
"Yeah," she said with a smile. "Jenny still didn't get it."
With a defeated sigh Charlie shoved her clothes back into her dresser. She needed a shower more than she needed a good outfit.
A half an hour later and the felinoid was back to her usual self again. Charlie carelessly grabbed some pajamas and pulled them on. It was a large t-shirt and a pair of green pants with purple dancing monkeys.
"Okay I know you don't care what people think," said Captain as he eyed the pants. "But those pants are ridiculous. You're not actually wearing them are you?"
Looking down at the purple monkeys Charlie smiled. "Are you planning on joining Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?"
Ignoring the comment, Captain changed the subject by asking, "What time will you be back?"
Charlie brushed out her wet hair while she thought about it. "I'm not sure," she said after a minute. "Probably not until really late."
"If at all," added Captain as Charlie walked out the door.
Once again most of the people in the mansion were asleepwhen Charlie slipped down the stairs. As she walked down the hall to the rec room a noise from the kitchen caught her attention. Out of curiosity she peeked her head in the door.
Logan sat at the table with Bobby. They both looked up when Charlie walked in.
"Hi Tiger," they almost chorused.
Hey guys," she said. "What are you doing up?"
Logan looked down at his Coke and grunted, "Couldn't sleep."
"Yeah," said Bobby as he nodded with agreement. "Care to join us for some ice-cream and soda?"
Charlie shifted her feet in discomfort and looked down. "Uh… no I'm uh…movies…" she trailed off.
"Meeting the elf for another late night movie, eh," asked Logan as he and Bobby smirked. Charlie nodded, still looking at her feet and turning red. "Well then you better go."
With a sigh, Charlie padded out of the kitchen and to the rec room. The TV was off and the couch was vactmt, Kurt nowhere in sight. She sat down on the comfy cushions and clicked the television on.
As she sat there, the channels flying by on the screen, Charlie heard something behind her. Her black ears turned slightly to the room behind her. Charlie's green eyes not moving from the TV.
Something was behind her, moving closer. Charlie gave a slight sniff to catch the scent and she knew immediately who it was.
"Hello, Kurt," she said with a smile.
There was a slight pause before he said, "Hallo." Kurt walked around the couch. "How did you know it vas me?"
For an answer, Charlie tapped her nose. "Where were you," she asked as he stood next to the coffee table.
"I sought ve might need some snacks," he said as he dropped an arm load of food on the table. "Zere is popcorn und soda und I even found some licorice."
Charlie's green eyes widened. "Licorice? Kurt Wagner you are my hero," she said as she practically dived for the bag of candy. "Licorice is right up there with peanuts on my list of favorites."
Kurt put on a movie and sat down next to Charlie who was still holding the pack of licorice. Tonight there was only a few inches between the two of them.
"What are watching," asked Charlie, licorice hanging from her mouth.
Laughing Kurt said, "Cut Zroat Island, it has pirates."
Charlie groaned. "You actually like that movie?"
Kurt turned to the young woman, eyes wide. "You don't like it? I sink it is a guter film."
"Whatever floats your boat," said Charlie with a shrug and taking more of the licorice.
Five minutes into the movie, the candy was gone and Charlie had to resort to the popcorn. She held the bowl between herself and Kurt and the two munched away while Geena Davis delivered the punch line to a bad joke.
Before long Kurt had his arm around Charlie who was snuggled up to him. The popcorn was almost out and they were going to need more to get through the rest of the movie.
"Kurt did I ever tell you that you're amazing, wonderful, marvelous, stupendous, spectacular, astounding, and incredible," said Charlie slyly. Kurt looked at herwith a sheepish but proudsmile and Charlie continued. "And did I ever mention that we're out of popcorn?"
For a moment he was stunned but he quickly recovered and smiled. "Vell I could go get some more but I'm afraid of ze dark," it was his turn to be sneaky.
"Well with Logan on the prowl I'd be afraid too."
Kurt had had to suppress a smile at Charlie's comment. "Vill you come vith me and protect me from ze big, bad, Volverine?"
"Alright," Charlie said as she paused the move. "We can go on a safari."
The two mutants crept down the hall, listening for any signs of life. As they neared the kitchen Charlie turned to whisper to Kurt.
"Right," she said in a bad Australian accent. "We're approachin' the natural environment of the dreaded Wolverine."
They were right outside of the kitchen now and Wolverine and Bobby could be heard talking inside.
"Our mission is to sneak into his burrow and steal his food without getting caught," she said trying to sound like the Crocodile Hunter. "If we're spotted by the beast we probably won't live very long."
Together Kurt and Charlie tip-toed into the kitchen in possibly the most obvious fashion. They looked like two crooks in an cartoon. Bobby and Logan both looked at them as if they had three heads each.
Ignoring the strange looks from the two guys, Charlie rummaged through the cupboards while Kurt took to making more popcorn. Soon they had more candy and another bag of popcorn and they began to "sneak" out of the kitchen again.
"What are you doing," Bobby finally asked, unable to bare the curiosity for another minute.
Charlie's eyes widened in mock horror as she and Kurt froze. With her free hand she grabbed his arm. "We've been spotted, mate," she said in the accent.
"Vhat ever shall ve do," asked Kurt, feigning alarm and placing a three fingered hand to his forehead.
"Just back away slowly so we don'tstartlethem. No sudden movements." They both began to back out of the kitchen while Bobby and Logan stared at them, eyebrows raised.
"Right," said Charlie as they reached the door. "Run!"
The two mutants turned tail, literally, and ran down the hall back to the rec room.
"What just happened," asked Bobby as he stared at the place where Kurt and Charlie had just been.
Logan shook his head and said, "I have no idea."
Once they were back in the rec room they both crashed on the couch and Charlie hit the play button. The movie went back into action while Kurt and Charlie began to devour the sugar filled food that surrounded them.
The movie reached the final battle between the pirates and Charlie turned to Kurt with an evil grin.
She grabbed a handful of popcorn and jumped away from him while yelling, "Ahoy there Captain Kurt!"
The moment he looked up, Kurt was pelted with popcorn. He took his own handful and threw it Charlie as she ducked down behind the side of the couch.
"I've got all ze popcorn," he gloated as he nabbed the bowl. "You are unarmed."
"That's what you think," Charlie said as she jumped up, brandishing her licorice. "On guard!"
Kurt grabbed a pixie stick off the table and the two began to sword fight. It was a slightly one-sided fight considering Charlie's Twizler was half the size of Kurt's pixie stick. Finally she grabbed a Pixie stick of her own and began to beat Kurt with the two candies alternatively.
Using his tail, Kurt picked up the popcorn bowl and dumped it over Charlie's head. Her green eyes glared at him as he laughed over his victory.
"Very well Captain Kurt," she said defeated. "You've won the war. Claim your prize of Sugar High Island."
"I sink I vill take…" Kurt eyed the candy as he thought. "Ze licorice."
Reluctantly, Charlie handed the red candy over to him and got up to put in a new movie. The screen came to life again as she sat down next to Kurt.
"Vhat movie is zis," asked the German as the Lord of the Rings began to play.
"A good one," stated Charlie as she rested her head on his shoulder.
By the time the Fellowship was leaving Moria, Charlie felt the effects of thesugar wearing off. Her eyes grew heavier and she began to nod off.
Okay I have to stop here. I'm getting distracted too easily to continue. Hope you enjoyed it.
"Captain Kurt" har har har! I'm sooo funny.(Sarcasm)