A/N: I'm back! OK, so I didn't know if I'd do another one, but I got some cool responses, so here I am! This one is a bit weird, but bear with it. . .
A/N 2: About the "OK Lumberjacks" line in the previous chapter…unless I am utterly mistaken, that is the correct lyric.
Disclaimer: I don't own Monty Python. Although I did see one of them in Die Another Day. I also don't own "Silent Night."
"Silent Spam"
Silent spam
Holy spam
Not like steak
Not like jam
Round like circles
In math class
Smells like rotten fish
'Specially bass
Seems to go well with be-eans
Seems to go well with beans.
Silent spam
Holy spam
Knights search for
Grails and lamb
Glossy food
Screams "lots of grease"
It's as tasty as
Orange-roasted geese
Vikings sit and enjoy-oy
Vikings sit and enjoy.