A/N: Heeeeeeere's Morphie! All Stephen King and no Michael Chrichton makes Morphie go crazy. Sorry this took so long to post! I've been very busy with the holidays, as have we all! I wish you all a VERY Happy New Year!
Disclaimer: I do not own Monty Python or Deck the Halls. Who would blame me if I did? lots of lawyers show up Oh. . .that's who!
Cut the trees
Cut the trees with real sharp axes
(He's a lumberjack and he's okay)
Wear a skirt and send some faxes
(He's a lumberjack and he's okay)
Don some pretty gay apparal
(He's a lumberjack and he's okay)
Skip and jump and pay those taxes
(He's a lumberjack and he's okay!)
Chop off someone's bloody arma
(Arthur Ki-ing of the Bri-itons)
Tis a flesh wound, it's no harma
(Arthur Ki-ing of the Bri-itons)
Arthur tried to kill the Black Knight
(Arthur Ki-i-ing of the Britons)
Running away may bring bad karma
(Arthur Ki-ing of the Bri-itons!)
Let's learn to defend my grandma
(Wi-ith fresh fruit, fresh fruit, fresh fruit)
Those darn pommegrates may hurt sheep-BA!
(Wi-ith fresh fruit, fresh fruit, fresh fruit)
Why don't we shoot those guys from Alma?
(Wi-ith fresh fruit, fresh fruit, fresh fruit fruit)
Oh no, hide, I see a coppa. . .
(Wi-ith fresh fruit, fresh fruit, fresh fruit!)
A/N: That was pretty cool. . .oh, and coppacopperpolice, if you were confused.