A/N: I hope you guys like the updated chapter. I don't own apple computers,
or PhantomKnight's screen name. I will be writing the other contest winners
into future chapters. R&R...
A booming knock at the door startled us all. The Commodore suddenly leaped up and shot across the room and tackled me...hard.
"Cannon Fire!" The Commodore screamed.
"Oafff!" I groaned under his weight.
"Everybody down! Get down!" He yelled in my ear. Jack raised an eyebrow and leaned over to Elizabeth.
"Be glad you never married him, Love."
"I'm glad I never married anybody." She sniffed, looking over at Will. He wasn't paying any attention to them. He was concentrating on looking over a frozen waffle from my freezer. "Ehem," She cleared her throat. "I'm glad I never married anyone!" She said a little louder. Will still hadn't got the hint. He had now picked up the waffle and was trying to bite into it. Elizabeth got up and stormed over to him. "I'M GLAD I NEVER MARRIED ANYONE!" She screamed in his ear. Will looked up at her with his big brown eyes brimming with tears. "What do you have to say to that?" She asked bitterly.
"Waffles have riddddges!" He held up the waffle and proclaimed with a big smile. Elizabeth smacked a hand to her forehead.
"Men!" She proclaimed.
"Commodore," I groaned. "If you will please get OFF of me than I will be able to answer the door."
"Oh excuse me, my fair lady," He replied haughtily. "I just saved your life AND I get no thanks?"
"That's right," I said pushing him off of me. I ran over to the window and pushed back the curtain to see who was at the door. "OH MY GOSH!" I whimpered. "It's my friend! You guys have to hide! Hurry!" The whole group gazed over at me with weird expressions on their faces. "Surely you know what the word "hide" means don't you?" I asked rather exasperated with them.
"Yes, but I'm sure the Commodore knows the word better than I," Elizabeth said smirking over in the Commodore's direction.
"What do you mean by that statement??" The Commodore asked indignantly.
"Well you may not be afraid of cursed pirates, but you're sure afraid of your mother when she comes to visit you from England," Elizabeth smiled sweetly.
"Well I never!!" Norrington reached out trying to strangle her. Jack quickly sized up the situation and latched on to the Commodore's legs before he could do any bodily harm to Elizabeth. "GET OFF! GET OFF ME YOU DIRTY PIRATE!" Norrington yelled back at the grinning man who had a hold of his legs.
I watched in growing fascination. Barbossa came over to me and looked up at me with his big misty eyes.
"Uh, I hate to be a bother," He said rather softly. "But your friend is at the door and she wants to see you right now." I hurriedly started towards the small foyer, but then stopped and turned around.
"Ummm, Barbossa...Did you happen open the door?"
"Yes." He replied calmly.
"Ah," I replied calmly. "Guys!" I said clapping my hands together loudly. They all looked up at me quite startled. Jack had Norrington in a head lock. He froze and blinked like a deer in the headlights. "Ok here's the plan...everybody in the closet...now."
"But..." Norrington held up a hand in protest.
"NOW!" I cried. Everyone scurried into the nearest closet, which happened to be our large pantry.
"It smells in here," Elizabeth proclaimed flashing pearly white teeth at me.
"To bad," I said closing the door, but before I shut I stuck my head back in the closet and eyed them all. "Whatever you don't touch the forth shelf from the top. My mom screwed it into the wall wrong, and it's not stable!" I warned them. Right when I shut the door I heard the shelf fall with a loud crash.
"JACK!" All three cried. I smacked a hand to my forehead and groaned.
"Sorry." I heard him say through the thin wooden door. I heard a muffled smack, obviously Elizabeth had remedied the situation by slapping Jack.
"Oww," I heard him moan.
"SHH!" Elizabeth muttered.
I sighed and quickly headed into the foyer. I placed a smiled on my lips and entered the room.
"Hello!" I grinned at the girl sitting on the couch. She merely smiled and lifted her hand in a friendly wave.
"Who was in the kitchen Kat?"
"Ummm no one. The...the TV was on...yeah," I looked at her uncertainly.
"Sounds like a violent soap opera." She said dryly.
"What's your name again?
"PhantomKnight, My ID # is 534553 on Fan Fiction. You can call me PK for short,"
"Oh ok,"
"I hope that wasn't your boyfriend who answered the door," PK admonished.
"No!"
"He really is far too old for you, and your parents would never allow it,"
"Hey! Leave my parents out of this. And besides my private life is none of your business!"
"That guy looked strangely familiar." PK pondered.
"Ummmm...he's my uncle." I interrupted so she wouldn't keep thinking about who "my uncle" looked like. "So why are you here?"
"I came just to visit you I guess. Really I don't know why I'm here. I had this strange urge to come to 12345 Anywhere Road in Nowhere, New Mexico," She said looking rather dazed.
"Um, my address is 12333 Hello Kitty Ln. in Salsa, Colorado," I said hesitantly.
"Same thing," She said distantly.
"Uhuh," My eyes got wide. "So do you want to come in and have a coke or something?"
"Sure." She said following me into the kitchen.
"Grab a coke, they are in a pack in the pantry," I said heading towards the computer to check my mail.
"Ok," She said heading to the pantry. I realized my mistake too late.
"Wait! Don't open the do..." I was interrupted by a scream. PK had opened the pantry door and was now screaming bloody murder when she saw what tumbled out.
"OH MY GOSH!" She screamed. "AHHHH!!!"
"You're hurting my ears," Will complained. He brushed a heavy can of tomato soup off his shoulder.
"OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!" PK kept screaming. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! IT'S ORLANDO BLOOM!"
"Who?" Will asked her.
"WHO?" She asked rather surprised. "Come here." She said pulling Will up by his shirt collar.
"Ow!" Will cried out. "Now you're hurting my rather delicate body!"
"Move over," PK said shoving me off the computer. I slid off the chair onto the carpet. I rubbed my now bruised back-end.
"Ow," I mimicked Will's pained expression, except my pain was real.
"Look Orlando," PK said typing rapidly on the keyboard. Will gazed in awe at the bright screen of my apple computer.
"Don't break my keyboard," I said, irritation edging my tone.
"I won't...now shut up." She muttered. "Look Orlando!" She squealed.
"Who is this Orlando?" Jack spoke up.
"What are you talking about??" PK squealed again.
"Ummm PK? May I offer a suggestion?"
"Fine, whatever!" She smiled at me brightly.
"I think...Ummm....never mind, it would take to long to explain." I said shrugging. I believed that since the characters came from the movie they weren't the real stars, they were just the characters. It would take to long to retell the long story to PK how the Pirates of the Caribbean characters got into my living room.
"Ok," She shrugged and smiled.
"Who's Orlando?" Jack asked.
"This guy," PK said pointing at the screen at a very cute picture of Orlando Bloom.
"OOOOH!" Will said open mouthed. "Who's that again?"
"OR-LA-ND-O," PK said slowly. Another knock resounded at the door. It could be my parents home early...or oh no....another fan fiction writer!
"Uh Oh," I moaned.
A booming knock at the door startled us all. The Commodore suddenly leaped up and shot across the room and tackled me...hard.
"Cannon Fire!" The Commodore screamed.
"Oafff!" I groaned under his weight.
"Everybody down! Get down!" He yelled in my ear. Jack raised an eyebrow and leaned over to Elizabeth.
"Be glad you never married him, Love."
"I'm glad I never married anybody." She sniffed, looking over at Will. He wasn't paying any attention to them. He was concentrating on looking over a frozen waffle from my freezer. "Ehem," She cleared her throat. "I'm glad I never married anyone!" She said a little louder. Will still hadn't got the hint. He had now picked up the waffle and was trying to bite into it. Elizabeth got up and stormed over to him. "I'M GLAD I NEVER MARRIED ANYONE!" She screamed in his ear. Will looked up at her with his big brown eyes brimming with tears. "What do you have to say to that?" She asked bitterly.
"Waffles have riddddges!" He held up the waffle and proclaimed with a big smile. Elizabeth smacked a hand to her forehead.
"Men!" She proclaimed.
"Commodore," I groaned. "If you will please get OFF of me than I will be able to answer the door."
"Oh excuse me, my fair lady," He replied haughtily. "I just saved your life AND I get no thanks?"
"That's right," I said pushing him off of me. I ran over to the window and pushed back the curtain to see who was at the door. "OH MY GOSH!" I whimpered. "It's my friend! You guys have to hide! Hurry!" The whole group gazed over at me with weird expressions on their faces. "Surely you know what the word "hide" means don't you?" I asked rather exasperated with them.
"Yes, but I'm sure the Commodore knows the word better than I," Elizabeth said smirking over in the Commodore's direction.
"What do you mean by that statement??" The Commodore asked indignantly.
"Well you may not be afraid of cursed pirates, but you're sure afraid of your mother when she comes to visit you from England," Elizabeth smiled sweetly.
"Well I never!!" Norrington reached out trying to strangle her. Jack quickly sized up the situation and latched on to the Commodore's legs before he could do any bodily harm to Elizabeth. "GET OFF! GET OFF ME YOU DIRTY PIRATE!" Norrington yelled back at the grinning man who had a hold of his legs.
I watched in growing fascination. Barbossa came over to me and looked up at me with his big misty eyes.
"Uh, I hate to be a bother," He said rather softly. "But your friend is at the door and she wants to see you right now." I hurriedly started towards the small foyer, but then stopped and turned around.
"Ummm, Barbossa...Did you happen open the door?"
"Yes." He replied calmly.
"Ah," I replied calmly. "Guys!" I said clapping my hands together loudly. They all looked up at me quite startled. Jack had Norrington in a head lock. He froze and blinked like a deer in the headlights. "Ok here's the plan...everybody in the closet...now."
"But..." Norrington held up a hand in protest.
"NOW!" I cried. Everyone scurried into the nearest closet, which happened to be our large pantry.
"It smells in here," Elizabeth proclaimed flashing pearly white teeth at me.
"To bad," I said closing the door, but before I shut I stuck my head back in the closet and eyed them all. "Whatever you don't touch the forth shelf from the top. My mom screwed it into the wall wrong, and it's not stable!" I warned them. Right when I shut the door I heard the shelf fall with a loud crash.
"JACK!" All three cried. I smacked a hand to my forehead and groaned.
"Sorry." I heard him say through the thin wooden door. I heard a muffled smack, obviously Elizabeth had remedied the situation by slapping Jack.
"Oww," I heard him moan.
"SHH!" Elizabeth muttered.
I sighed and quickly headed into the foyer. I placed a smiled on my lips and entered the room.
"Hello!" I grinned at the girl sitting on the couch. She merely smiled and lifted her hand in a friendly wave.
"Who was in the kitchen Kat?"
"Ummm no one. The...the TV was on...yeah," I looked at her uncertainly.
"Sounds like a violent soap opera." She said dryly.
"What's your name again?
"PhantomKnight, My ID # is 534553 on Fan Fiction. You can call me PK for short,"
"Oh ok,"
"I hope that wasn't your boyfriend who answered the door," PK admonished.
"No!"
"He really is far too old for you, and your parents would never allow it,"
"Hey! Leave my parents out of this. And besides my private life is none of your business!"
"That guy looked strangely familiar." PK pondered.
"Ummmm...he's my uncle." I interrupted so she wouldn't keep thinking about who "my uncle" looked like. "So why are you here?"
"I came just to visit you I guess. Really I don't know why I'm here. I had this strange urge to come to 12345 Anywhere Road in Nowhere, New Mexico," She said looking rather dazed.
"Um, my address is 12333 Hello Kitty Ln. in Salsa, Colorado," I said hesitantly.
"Same thing," She said distantly.
"Uhuh," My eyes got wide. "So do you want to come in and have a coke or something?"
"Sure." She said following me into the kitchen.
"Grab a coke, they are in a pack in the pantry," I said heading towards the computer to check my mail.
"Ok," She said heading to the pantry. I realized my mistake too late.
"Wait! Don't open the do..." I was interrupted by a scream. PK had opened the pantry door and was now screaming bloody murder when she saw what tumbled out.
"OH MY GOSH!" She screamed. "AHHHH!!!"
"You're hurting my ears," Will complained. He brushed a heavy can of tomato soup off his shoulder.
"OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!" PK kept screaming. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! IT'S ORLANDO BLOOM!"
"Who?" Will asked her.
"WHO?" She asked rather surprised. "Come here." She said pulling Will up by his shirt collar.
"Ow!" Will cried out. "Now you're hurting my rather delicate body!"
"Move over," PK said shoving me off the computer. I slid off the chair onto the carpet. I rubbed my now bruised back-end.
"Ow," I mimicked Will's pained expression, except my pain was real.
"Look Orlando," PK said typing rapidly on the keyboard. Will gazed in awe at the bright screen of my apple computer.
"Don't break my keyboard," I said, irritation edging my tone.
"I won't...now shut up." She muttered. "Look Orlando!" She squealed.
"Who is this Orlando?" Jack spoke up.
"What are you talking about??" PK squealed again.
"Ummm PK? May I offer a suggestion?"
"Fine, whatever!" She smiled at me brightly.
"I think...Ummm....never mind, it would take to long to explain." I said shrugging. I believed that since the characters came from the movie they weren't the real stars, they were just the characters. It would take to long to retell the long story to PK how the Pirates of the Caribbean characters got into my living room.
"Ok," She shrugged and smiled.
"Who's Orlando?" Jack asked.
"This guy," PK said pointing at the screen at a very cute picture of Orlando Bloom.
"OOOOH!" Will said open mouthed. "Who's that again?"
"OR-LA-ND-O," PK said slowly. Another knock resounded at the door. It could be my parents home early...or oh no....another fan fiction writer!
"Uh Oh," I moaned.