A/N: I don't own Sonic America's Drive Thru, diet coke, or Sprite...even though I like all three!R&R...
"Hey, I'm Rebecca Hawkins," The girl smiled back at me from the sidewalk.
"Yeah what else is new?" I complained throwing the door wide open. She hurried in.
"I hope I'm not too late but I..."
"Came as soon as you could, because the e-mail said 9:30?" I guessed. She looked at me wide-eyed, and ran a hand through her very long brown hair.
"Why yes, that's it." She smiled. "Where is dear William?"
"Who? Oh Will, ummm he's in the living room with everyone else." I said following her.
"Oh wait," She said turning around so quickly that I almost ran into her. "My friends are outside!"
"Your friends?? As in plural? Friends with an "s" on the end???" This couldn't get any worse...well it could, but I didn't like to think about that fact.
"Why yes, that's it." She smiled. I turned back around, almost ready to weep. I was dead meat if my parents came home early. I flung open the door.
"State your names and fan fiction ID" I said without looking up.
"Nomi Clawskull, 569464," A girl replied to my blunt question.
"Devonny Strauss, 640913," The other girl said.
"Ok this is going to be a long order, so bear with me. I need two large Coney deals with extra mustard on the side... you got that? On the side. Then I need a number five with bacon and a Sprite. Got that? Ok then I'll need five cheese fries and four diet cokes...."
"Ummm ma'am?" I said looking up to see a large woman with five kids in soccer uniforms clustered around her. "This isn't Sonic,"
"Oh..." The woman said looking very disappointed. "Ok, fine then. Be that way! Our last waitress was prettier than you anyway! Come on boys we'll go to the Sonic down the street! Come on Chester, Colin, Calvin, Camden, and Zach!!" She yelled. I watched as they retreated down the sidewalk.
Devonny upped an eyebrow. "Strange..."
"No stranger than my evening," I muttered. "Come on in."
"Thanks!" Nomi said brightly. She was wearing a very cute red t-shirt with black stripes that said "Zebra's Have Feelings Too."
"So where is everyone?" Devonny asked. The group was small, but then I hadn't arranged the party, if I had, no one would have been invited!
"Who needs anyone else!" Jack smiled at Nomi. "Only two people are needed for a party!"
"JACK!" Elizabeth said hurrying over to him. She raised her hand and slapped him.
"Ow! I don't think I deserved that." Jack muttered.
"Oh, but I think you did!" She countered. "Will! Tell him that he deserved to be slapped!" She said angrily.
"No man deserves to be slapped, only hugged like a fluffy bunny." Will said, his eyes were wide with excitement. "Will you be my fluffy bunny?" He asked Jack.
"Erm....no." Jack backed away.
"But you're so...sooo...so fluffy!" Will protested. "Fluffy bunnies like to be hugged.
"Not this fluffy bunny!" Jack said bumping into the back of the couch, her quickly flipped over it and landed on the other side of it. A crash in the kitchen turned all eyes to the culprit. Barbossa walked out of the closet with flour all over him. The white powder was stuck in his nasty hair, face, and clothes.
"Oh!" Rebecca said suddenly. "Look what you did, sweetie!" She ran over to him. "Did you hurt yourself?"
"More like hurt his brain." Norrington laughed. Rebecca shot a pained glance over at him.
"Don't listen to him. Your brain is fine, if not a little fried." I smiled.
Rebecca hugged on Barbossa who looked up at me with his big misty eyes and with a little voice that you would never expect to come out of such a big man he said;
"She's scaring me!" He squeaked.
"She's scaring me too!" I agreed.
"Oh I'm just showing friendly affection," She backed off. White flour was stuck to her hair and clothes. Big dramatic tears welled up in her eyes. "If you didn't want for me to hug you could just say so nicely." She hid her face in a pillow and erupted into big baby sobs. Barbossa looked over at me for help. I shrugged. He timidly patted her back.
"There, there." He said sweetly, which is hard for a big, craggy, mean old pirate to do. The thing was that even though his brain was zapped, he still retained a little of his formal self, but not much. Norrington and Jack both laughed silently, while Elizabeth, PK, and Essy were standing back watching in silent horror. Devonny elbowed me.
"This is just plain sick." She whispered. I agreed. Rebecca looked up at Barbossa, tears still in her eyes. Barbossa looked down at Rebecca, his eyes wide.
"Do you believe in love at first sight?" He asked her.
"No, but let me look at you again." She whispered. Jack almost fainted with laughter. Elizabeth shot him a death glare.
"My darling..." Barbossa whispered.
"My dearest!" Rebecca smiled. They embraced. That was it. That was the last straw. Jack burst out in uncontrollable laughter. Barbossa glared at him. Ok it might have been just me...but um did Barbossa seem to be regaining some of his former self? His glare sent chills down my back.
"I suggest we play a game." Devonny said. We all looked at her. This could be interesting.
"What game?" Will asked jumping up and down. "I LOVE PARTY GAMES!" He squealed.
"I noticed." Jack muttered.
"How about spin the tail on the donkey!" Will suggested.
"I think what he means is pin the tail on the donkey." I said helpfully.
"That's my Will." Elizabeth sighed shaking her head.
"I've got it! Let's play truth or dare!" Rebecca smiled evilly looking at Norrington.
"Why in the world were you looking at me when you said that?" He asked.
"Because I'm sure you have a few diirrrrtyyy secrets that we'd all love to know about."
"I know I would." I piped up. He glared at me. We all sat down in a semi-circle, except for Jack who was examining an expensive vase my mother had gotten in China.
"You go first Jack, truth or dare!" Devonny asked. He looked at her strangely.
"You don't think I'm playing this petty game do you?"
"If you do...I'll...I'll give you a treasure!' Devonny promised.
"Ok I'm in." Jack replied greedily, setting down the vase and joining us.
"Oh of course you'd sell out for treasure." Norrington said sharply.
"Pirate." Jack quipped brightly.
"Ok...truth or dare, Jack?" Devonny asked again.
"Truth...I'm not hiding anything...unlike some people in this room." He said smiling quite giddily at Barbossa.
"How many girls have you dated at once?" Nomi asked him. "You have to be honest!"
"Erm..." Jack squirmed. "Uhhh...I haven't dated more than one at one time..."
I almost choaked. "Not true! Remember Giselle?"
"Well that was just one time!" He complained. His face was becoming bright red.
"New rule!" Nomi spoke up. "If a person lies than they have to do another truth or dare, and that one will be painful!" We all looked grimly around at each other. This was becoming...interesting at last.
"Jack we'll let you off, but next time!" I warned. "Ask a truth or dare to another person,"
"Ok...hmm. Will, truth or dare?"
"Truth...no wait. I mean dare...no I want a truth...wait..."
"PICK ONE!" We all shouted at the same time.
"Truth..." Will said biting his lip anxiously.
Jack spoke up quickly so his befuddled friend wouldn't have time to change his mind. "Will have you ever sucked your thumb past the age of ten?"
"Uhhh...yes." He squeaked. We all gasped.
"But Will, you said you threw away your blankie and Mr. Huggs the teddy bear when you were six!"
"Uhhh yesh...I guess I lied about that to you, my dear. I mean people would laugh if a blacksmith said he still sucked his thumb and slept with a blankie and a teddy bear named Mr. Huggs that people would chuckle about that."
"More like die from laughter!" Jack slapped his knee.
"Wait...you mean you still suck your thumb and sleep with the teddy bear??" Elizabeth asked outraged. Will blushed.
"William Turner... I take back what I said about you being like your father! Your father would never sleep with a teddy bear...more like a white stuffed rabbit, but that's a different story." Jack laughed.
"I am never kissing you again! Eww! Think how dirty your thumb is Will!!" Elizabeth scrunched up her face to show her disgust.
"Ok Will, ask someone else a truth or dare." Nomi encouraged. PK who had sat so silently in the back of the group brightened up when Will chose her.
"Truth or dare, PK?" Will asked.
"Dare." She said bravely.
"Oh this ought to be good." Jack murmured. "He'll probably have her jump up and down and chew gum at the same time...no one can do that." He said sarcastically.
"Stick your head in the oven and turn it up to 350 degrees." He said swiftly. He thought this was very witty of him. Everyone looked at him in shock.
"On second thought I choose a truth." PK countered quickly. Will's face dropped, but nonetheless he quickly thought up a "truth." Well quick for him was about ten minutes. So after great deliberation Will thought up his question.
"Do you like older men?" He winked at her.
"Yes, but not too much older...just like a year or two older than me." PK smiled.
"Do you like Barbossa?" Jack asked her.
"NO!" She practically shouted.
"Do you like Sparrow?" Will asked.
"One question only!!" Nomi interrupted to the relief of PK.
"Yeah!!" Essy said. With that the door bell rang.
"Oh good it's the pizza!" Jack brightened. He had gotten slightly queasy over the fact that a younger, but pretty girl had a crush on him.
"You ordered pizza?" I asked incredulously.
"I helped him! You can order it on the internet!" PK spoke up.
"Oh gosh! What are going to use to pay for it??"
"Would this work?" He asked digging around in his mouth. He popped a golden cap off a tooth. I stared at the slobbery piece of gold.
"Ummm no. Jack this is a different century you can't do that here!" I slapped a hand to my forehead. "It's ok I'll pay for it..." I said after a moment. I hurried to the door and opened it and with a surprised shriek I shut it in the visitors faces. Oh No!!
A/N: Does this feel familiar...lol!
"Hey, I'm Rebecca Hawkins," The girl smiled back at me from the sidewalk.
"Yeah what else is new?" I complained throwing the door wide open. She hurried in.
"I hope I'm not too late but I..."
"Came as soon as you could, because the e-mail said 9:30?" I guessed. She looked at me wide-eyed, and ran a hand through her very long brown hair.
"Why yes, that's it." She smiled. "Where is dear William?"
"Who? Oh Will, ummm he's in the living room with everyone else." I said following her.
"Oh wait," She said turning around so quickly that I almost ran into her. "My friends are outside!"
"Your friends?? As in plural? Friends with an "s" on the end???" This couldn't get any worse...well it could, but I didn't like to think about that fact.
"Why yes, that's it." She smiled. I turned back around, almost ready to weep. I was dead meat if my parents came home early. I flung open the door.
"State your names and fan fiction ID" I said without looking up.
"Nomi Clawskull, 569464," A girl replied to my blunt question.
"Devonny Strauss, 640913," The other girl said.
"Ok this is going to be a long order, so bear with me. I need two large Coney deals with extra mustard on the side... you got that? On the side. Then I need a number five with bacon and a Sprite. Got that? Ok then I'll need five cheese fries and four diet cokes...."
"Ummm ma'am?" I said looking up to see a large woman with five kids in soccer uniforms clustered around her. "This isn't Sonic,"
"Oh..." The woman said looking very disappointed. "Ok, fine then. Be that way! Our last waitress was prettier than you anyway! Come on boys we'll go to the Sonic down the street! Come on Chester, Colin, Calvin, Camden, and Zach!!" She yelled. I watched as they retreated down the sidewalk.
Devonny upped an eyebrow. "Strange..."
"No stranger than my evening," I muttered. "Come on in."
"Thanks!" Nomi said brightly. She was wearing a very cute red t-shirt with black stripes that said "Zebra's Have Feelings Too."
"So where is everyone?" Devonny asked. The group was small, but then I hadn't arranged the party, if I had, no one would have been invited!
"Who needs anyone else!" Jack smiled at Nomi. "Only two people are needed for a party!"
"JACK!" Elizabeth said hurrying over to him. She raised her hand and slapped him.
"Ow! I don't think I deserved that." Jack muttered.
"Oh, but I think you did!" She countered. "Will! Tell him that he deserved to be slapped!" She said angrily.
"No man deserves to be slapped, only hugged like a fluffy bunny." Will said, his eyes were wide with excitement. "Will you be my fluffy bunny?" He asked Jack.
"Erm....no." Jack backed away.
"But you're so...sooo...so fluffy!" Will protested. "Fluffy bunnies like to be hugged.
"Not this fluffy bunny!" Jack said bumping into the back of the couch, her quickly flipped over it and landed on the other side of it. A crash in the kitchen turned all eyes to the culprit. Barbossa walked out of the closet with flour all over him. The white powder was stuck in his nasty hair, face, and clothes.
"Oh!" Rebecca said suddenly. "Look what you did, sweetie!" She ran over to him. "Did you hurt yourself?"
"More like hurt his brain." Norrington laughed. Rebecca shot a pained glance over at him.
"Don't listen to him. Your brain is fine, if not a little fried." I smiled.
Rebecca hugged on Barbossa who looked up at me with his big misty eyes and with a little voice that you would never expect to come out of such a big man he said;
"She's scaring me!" He squeaked.
"She's scaring me too!" I agreed.
"Oh I'm just showing friendly affection," She backed off. White flour was stuck to her hair and clothes. Big dramatic tears welled up in her eyes. "If you didn't want for me to hug you could just say so nicely." She hid her face in a pillow and erupted into big baby sobs. Barbossa looked over at me for help. I shrugged. He timidly patted her back.
"There, there." He said sweetly, which is hard for a big, craggy, mean old pirate to do. The thing was that even though his brain was zapped, he still retained a little of his formal self, but not much. Norrington and Jack both laughed silently, while Elizabeth, PK, and Essy were standing back watching in silent horror. Devonny elbowed me.
"This is just plain sick." She whispered. I agreed. Rebecca looked up at Barbossa, tears still in her eyes. Barbossa looked down at Rebecca, his eyes wide.
"Do you believe in love at first sight?" He asked her.
"No, but let me look at you again." She whispered. Jack almost fainted with laughter. Elizabeth shot him a death glare.
"My darling..." Barbossa whispered.
"My dearest!" Rebecca smiled. They embraced. That was it. That was the last straw. Jack burst out in uncontrollable laughter. Barbossa glared at him. Ok it might have been just me...but um did Barbossa seem to be regaining some of his former self? His glare sent chills down my back.
"I suggest we play a game." Devonny said. We all looked at her. This could be interesting.
"What game?" Will asked jumping up and down. "I LOVE PARTY GAMES!" He squealed.
"I noticed." Jack muttered.
"How about spin the tail on the donkey!" Will suggested.
"I think what he means is pin the tail on the donkey." I said helpfully.
"That's my Will." Elizabeth sighed shaking her head.
"I've got it! Let's play truth or dare!" Rebecca smiled evilly looking at Norrington.
"Why in the world were you looking at me when you said that?" He asked.
"Because I'm sure you have a few diirrrrtyyy secrets that we'd all love to know about."
"I know I would." I piped up. He glared at me. We all sat down in a semi-circle, except for Jack who was examining an expensive vase my mother had gotten in China.
"You go first Jack, truth or dare!" Devonny asked. He looked at her strangely.
"You don't think I'm playing this petty game do you?"
"If you do...I'll...I'll give you a treasure!' Devonny promised.
"Ok I'm in." Jack replied greedily, setting down the vase and joining us.
"Oh of course you'd sell out for treasure." Norrington said sharply.
"Pirate." Jack quipped brightly.
"Ok...truth or dare, Jack?" Devonny asked again.
"Truth...I'm not hiding anything...unlike some people in this room." He said smiling quite giddily at Barbossa.
"How many girls have you dated at once?" Nomi asked him. "You have to be honest!"
"Erm..." Jack squirmed. "Uhhh...I haven't dated more than one at one time..."
I almost choaked. "Not true! Remember Giselle?"
"Well that was just one time!" He complained. His face was becoming bright red.
"New rule!" Nomi spoke up. "If a person lies than they have to do another truth or dare, and that one will be painful!" We all looked grimly around at each other. This was becoming...interesting at last.
"Jack we'll let you off, but next time!" I warned. "Ask a truth or dare to another person,"
"Ok...hmm. Will, truth or dare?"
"Truth...no wait. I mean dare...no I want a truth...wait..."
"PICK ONE!" We all shouted at the same time.
"Truth..." Will said biting his lip anxiously.
Jack spoke up quickly so his befuddled friend wouldn't have time to change his mind. "Will have you ever sucked your thumb past the age of ten?"
"Uhhh...yes." He squeaked. We all gasped.
"But Will, you said you threw away your blankie and Mr. Huggs the teddy bear when you were six!"
"Uhhh yesh...I guess I lied about that to you, my dear. I mean people would laugh if a blacksmith said he still sucked his thumb and slept with a blankie and a teddy bear named Mr. Huggs that people would chuckle about that."
"More like die from laughter!" Jack slapped his knee.
"Wait...you mean you still suck your thumb and sleep with the teddy bear??" Elizabeth asked outraged. Will blushed.
"William Turner... I take back what I said about you being like your father! Your father would never sleep with a teddy bear...more like a white stuffed rabbit, but that's a different story." Jack laughed.
"I am never kissing you again! Eww! Think how dirty your thumb is Will!!" Elizabeth scrunched up her face to show her disgust.
"Ok Will, ask someone else a truth or dare." Nomi encouraged. PK who had sat so silently in the back of the group brightened up when Will chose her.
"Truth or dare, PK?" Will asked.
"Dare." She said bravely.
"Oh this ought to be good." Jack murmured. "He'll probably have her jump up and down and chew gum at the same time...no one can do that." He said sarcastically.
"Stick your head in the oven and turn it up to 350 degrees." He said swiftly. He thought this was very witty of him. Everyone looked at him in shock.
"On second thought I choose a truth." PK countered quickly. Will's face dropped, but nonetheless he quickly thought up a "truth." Well quick for him was about ten minutes. So after great deliberation Will thought up his question.
"Do you like older men?" He winked at her.
"Yes, but not too much older...just like a year or two older than me." PK smiled.
"Do you like Barbossa?" Jack asked her.
"NO!" She practically shouted.
"Do you like Sparrow?" Will asked.
"One question only!!" Nomi interrupted to the relief of PK.
"Yeah!!" Essy said. With that the door bell rang.
"Oh good it's the pizza!" Jack brightened. He had gotten slightly queasy over the fact that a younger, but pretty girl had a crush on him.
"You ordered pizza?" I asked incredulously.
"I helped him! You can order it on the internet!" PK spoke up.
"Oh gosh! What are going to use to pay for it??"
"Would this work?" He asked digging around in his mouth. He popped a golden cap off a tooth. I stared at the slobbery piece of gold.
"Ummm no. Jack this is a different century you can't do that here!" I slapped a hand to my forehead. "It's ok I'll pay for it..." I said after a moment. I hurried to the door and opened it and with a surprised shriek I shut it in the visitors faces. Oh No!!
A/N: Does this feel familiar...lol!