A/N: I'm back!!! Ok on to the good stuff! I do not own the name Eowyn, that would be Lord of the Rings, but it is my friend's nickname so of course I had to use it! I also don't own Ebay!

"Helloooo!" Three voices chirped at the same time after I opened the door once more.

"What are you guys doing here?" I asked incredulously. Lexi, Eowyn Z., and Bella all stood before me holding five large cheese pizzas (still in their warm boxes of course.)

"We came to have a par-tay!" Eowyn said holding up a pizza box giddily. I raised a brow at her.

"Are your parents home?" Lexi asked looking beyond me. I stepped in front of her, trying to block her view of what was behind me.

"Um no! But I'm SLIGHTLY busy right now!" I said in an irritated manner.

"Well excuse me!" Bella said sarcastically. She smiled a big wide grin as she brushed her beautiful long curly hair out of her face. I tried not to smile! I really did, but they looked so funny all crowded up in my door way!

"Come in." I said reluctantly. Immediately Sparrow came up by my elbow and grabbed the pizza boxes.

"Finally!" He said with a swagger in his step.

"Oh my gosh!" The girls said at the same time. They looked beyond Capt'n Jack to see Will, Elizabeth, Commodore Norrington, and Barbossa all sprawled out on my couch waiting for the pizza. My mouth also gapped open when I realized that Elizabeth was braiding Barbossa's hair into little buns on the side of his head. "OH MY GOSH!!!!" They cried.

"What? Oh you noticed them?" I said calmly. I shut the door after they all stumbled in. "Jack leave some for us ok?" I shouted over at the pirate who was digging in heartily. He looked up from the pizza his mouth was covered in sauce and cheese and whatever he had ordered to go on top of the pizza.

"Where did you get them?? Off Ebay?" Lexi asked reaching out to touch Will's blonde hair. He slapped her hand away with a grimace.

"Girls are sooo annoying! Especially fans!" He replied. Lexi gave him an evil look.

"Mate…some people…well guys especially see it as a blessing in disguise. I mean when all these beautiful girls come up to you all the time asking for your autograph, maybe to kiss their baby, and maybe even to kiss them!" Jack said through a mouthful of pizza.

"You are disgusting." Elizabeth said with a growl.

"Pirate!" Jack grinned as pizza sauce dribbled down his scruffy chin.

"I think that phrase has been overused!" Rebecca Hawkins said with a grimace. "As much as I like it, it was yesterday's phrase."

"I resent that!" Jack said incredulously.

"No you represent it." PK pointed out.

"Who are all these weird people?" Bella asked pointing to the fanfiction chicks. It was true! I had a ton of people in my living room. All of them had found my address! Oh now that I think about it…that is scary!

"Nomi Clawskull." Nomi raised her hand and waved. "I'm not weird either!"

"Rrrrriiiiggght!" Jack said sarcastically.

"I'm Devonny Strauss." Devonny grinned at them. "Nice to meet you!"

"Are those your real names?" Eowyn asked hopelessly. I shook my head. Blonde as she was, we all still loved her!

"No they are not!" Rebecca Hawkins said hugging Barbossa tightly. His eyes bulged out.

"help me!" He said as she force the air from his lungs with her tight hug.

"You almost killed my love!!!" Elizabeth said with a shriek. "Oh wait I already said that."

"Uhuh you did," Jack said looking unimpressed. "So shut up already!"

"Hmph!" The stuck up girl replied.

"Uh, guys?" I said getting everyone's attention. "These are my friends, Bella, Eowyn, and Lexi."

"And don't forget the name either." Lexi replied forcefully. Jack raised a brow.

"Bite me!" He said looking at her to see her reaction.

"Maybe later." She said sarcastically. His eyes welled up with misty tears.

"FINALLY!" He shouted. We all looked at him.

"WHAT??" We all asked at once.

"I found my equal!!!" He ran over and grabbed her hand, pizza sauce dripping on the carpet.

"You're paying to have that cleaned!" I said calmly. The house was already a mess. I had been dead as soon as the crew from Pirates of the Caribbean showed up in my living room!

"You my sarcastic little lassie/wench are the perfect woman for me!" Jack said.

"Isn't that a little out of character for you?" I asked him.

"Sure, but hey this is your story!"

"What about other women?" Lexi asked.

"I'm giving those up for good!" He threw me a look. "How much are you paying the writer?"

"Not much." I said with a shrug.

"Oh…well it shows." He said and then turned back to Lexi who was smiling.

"Who cares if he's out of character!" PK said happily. "Jack have you ever thought of a more mature woman?"

"I hope I never get that tense!" He replied with a Conrad Birdie sort of flair. "Come my love let us travel down a moonlighted path among the roses and lilies that could never match your beauty…Wow this is stupid. Come on! When are you going to think up new fresh material?"

"When you have a writer who has been working on a passionate romance for the past 6 or 7 months this is what you get!"

"What? Trash?" Eowyn said with a laugh.

"I'll get you later!" I promised her.

"I'll be waiting, fool!" She said with a gangsta accent.

"Can we get on with things??" Elizabeth asked. "I'm starving! I want some pizza?"

"You eat?" Rebecca asked her. Elizabeth responded by giving Rebecca a glare.

"Of course she eats! Doesn't it show?" Will asked stupidly. "What ever happened to us playing a game all together?"

"Ah yes! The game!" I said with a grin. "Now we have more people it will be more fun! I've got a great game idea!"

"Yes?" They all asked with a frown.

"Well you don't have to look so excited!" I said sarcastically. "Its called question and answer with the cast!" The girls looked evilly over at the Pirates of the Caribbean crew.

"Uh oh." Will gulped.

"Is this going to be like Jerry Springer?" Eowyn asked.

"No." I said dryly.

"Good," Bella said grimly. "I don't like the Muppets."

"You're thinking of a different show dearest," I replied patting her on the back. "This show doesn't have kid friendly puppets."

"Oooh!" She nodded.

"Ok time for the game." I said setting out chairs for the crew. "Sit." I said to them. The girls and I sat on the couch eagerly.

"I'll ask the first question!" Eowyn said. "Jack…what's the most embarrassing tattoo that you have?"

"Uh…"

"He doesn't know." Elizabeth laughed. "He was drunk when he got that one tattoo of a rubber ducky on his back!"

"WHAT???" We all shouted at her.

"It's true!" She said giggling.

"And how do you know about it?" I asked. She blushed.

"That's for me to know and you to never ever find out!" She growled.

"Ooooh scary!" Lexi said sarcastically.

"Thats my girl!" Jack clapped for Lexi.

"You do realize that i'm a Teen who is in love Pirates of the Caribbean fan and I have a lot of passion and love for your character right?"

"So?"

"I'm a 16 year old love crazed fan!!" She screamed.

"Gotcha." He gulped.

"My turn!" Devonny said not wanting to be forgotten. "Ok, Elizabeth! How many boyfriends have you had?"

"Uh…" She stuttered. "I…I…don't know?"

"Liar!" Will shouted. "She's had 57!"

"You counted?"

"Well you yourself said that I loved you. Wouldn't your love keep track of how many boyfriends you've had in your short life?"

"Oh Will! I didn't know you cared!" Elizabeth said passionately.

"I'm surprised he hasn't cheated on you, you've cheated on him so many times!" Eowyn said cockily.

"Uh…well…."

"There was that one girl at the pub in Tortuga that he asked out just a few weeks ago." Jack piped up.

"Shut up Jack!" Will shushed him.

"Oh!!!" Elizabeth shrieked. We all covered our ears. "Well I never!!!"

"Well you did!" I pointed out. "You cheated on him 57 times! You didn't follow your heart and be with him instead of 57 worthless men!"

"The Commodore is one of them, too!" Will said angrily. He poked Norrington in the side. Norrington jerked awake. He had been sleeping!

"Wha? Wha? What did I miss?"

"A pirate hanging." Jack said dryly.

"What??? How could you not wake me up for…oh." He said angrily when he noticed who had given him that piece of information.

"This is feeling like Jerry Springer more and more." I said shaking my head.

"I agree." Nomi said sighing. "Ok my turn!! Will, do you still love Lizzie over here?"

"That's Elizabeth to you!" She replied huffily.

"Oh my gosh. Whatever!" Nomi growled. "Will do you still love Lizzie Borden over here?"

"Uh…yes." Will said nodding.

"My turn!" Bella said catching on to the scheme. "Elizabeth do you still love Will?"

"Ummm…yes." She nodded.

"Are you willing to give up 57 boyfriends for Will?" Bella asked.

"ONE QUESTION EACH!" Elizabeth screeched.

"Fine then I'll ask you! Are you willing to give up 57 boyfriends for Will?" Essy asked.

"Um…………………………………………………………………………………..yes." She said slowly.

"YAY!! WE HAVE LOVE AGAIN!!!" Lexi and Bella screamed. Eowyn didn't look so sure.

"Are you willing to give your life for her?" Eowyn asked.

"Um sure," Will shrugged. "Will I get candy if I do?"

"Uhhh…sure! Lots of candy!" Eowyn grinned at us. We laughed.

A/N: MORE TO COME VERY SOON!! I hope you liked it. Tell me what you think!