Excel: YEAH, IT"S TIME FOR PART TWO!!!

Lee3: You have ever right to be excited Excel, but this chapter is pretty short (Excel falls anime style).

Excel: But why?

Lee3: Because most of the anime Excel-Saga cast members were already taken out. Plus since the Great Will of the Macrocosm is also out of the picture, it means NO MORE RESETS!!!!

Hyatt: I guess that's good.

Lee3: It is good...besides it sets up Anime Hell: Part 3.

Elgala: I, Elgala wish to do the disclaimer.

Lee3: Why do you always do that?

Elgala: Do what?

Lee3: That thing you always do.

Elgala: I don't know what you're talking about.

Excel: (Drags Elgala by the ear) I'll explain it to you.

Lee3: I don't own Excel-Saga or it's characters, just the self-insert. Anyway, I better get started with this IT!!!

Anime Hell: Part 2

Excel & Elgala: HAIL ILPALAZZO!!!

Hyatt: zzo.

Lee: (yawns) When do we start?

Ilpalazzo: Before you all start on your mission I want to tell you four, good job so far.

Excel: OH THANK YOU LORD ILPALAZZO!!! TAKE ME (Excel is dropped into the pit)!!!

Ilpalazzo: We'll have none of that (lets go of the rope).

Lee: (stoic) I agree.

Elgala: Oh thank you Lord Ilpalazzo for praising us. Oh I want to...(Ilpalazzo pulls the rope and Elgala suffers the same fate as Excel)

Ilpalazzo & Lee: No thinking about it either!

Hyatt: Whom do we have to send back today?

Lee: The anime: Excel, Hyatt, Nabeshin and Rikdo.

Excel & Elgala: (climb out of the hole) Sounds easy.

Ilpalazzo: Easy for you two and Hyatt since you three will target your doubles.

Elgala: Cool.

Lee: Elgala? There wasn't an Elgala in the anime just like there wasn't a Nabeshin in this version.

Elgala: Then it's three on one.

Hyatt: (sings) I sense an advantage.

Excel: (sings) I sense you dying in two seconds...(Hyatt dies) I love being accurate.

Lee: Hyatt dying is the only thing you're accurate on.

Excel: When do we start?

Ilpalazzo: Right now (pulls the rope and Excel, Hyatt and Elgala falls, while Lee stands behind the hole for two seconds and then jumps in).

(On the streets of Fukuoka)

Excel: Where do we start looking?

Lee: Go to the old apartment, they should be on their way there.

Elgala: I, Elgala wonder how you know that?

Lee: Because that apartment didn't burn down in the anime.

Excel: Good point let's go Ha-chan.

Hyatt: (revives) Yes Senior.

(The three girls depart)

Lee: (his gun starts beeping) Hmm, it's coming from the park...I better get down there (takes off at super speed).

(At the ruins of the old apartment)

Anime Excel: Wow, the apartment is burned down...there is nothing left. Ha-chan, do you think Menchi died in there?

Anime Hyatt: I doubt it Senior. Remember, Menchi had a tendency to take off before anything bad happens.

A. Excel: True.

Excel: (from behind) Your dog might be called Menchi in your world, but in this world, our dog is named Mince (points the gun at Anime Excel, while Hyatt and Elgala followed suit)!

A. Excel: HOLY T-CAKES WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?!

Hyatt: We are the manga version of you guys.

Elgala: And there can be only one.

Excel: For our Lord Ilpalazzo, we will send you two back to your world.

A. Excel: (charges at Excel) Not without a fight you won't (kicks the gun out of Excel's hand and catches it while the Anime Hyatt got shot by Elgala and Hyatt.)!

Excel: It's over.

Elgala & Hyatt: You have lost.

A. Excel: You three may have sent back Ha-chan (point the gun at Excel) but I won't go down so easily (shoots Excel, but the laser bounced off Excel and hit Anime Excel.)! NOOOOOO (starts disappearing) WHY DIDN'T IT WORK ON YOU!!!

Excel: Because a friend of ours made it where it will only work on anime characters.

A. Excel: OH FUCK NO (disappears)!!!

Excel, Hyatt & Elgala: OH YES!!!

Hyatt: Let's contact...(vomits enough blood to where the streets are flowing with it and she dies as usual)

Elgala: Senior Excel, should we worry about all that blood she lost?

Excel: No. If it is a problem we could always take her to the hospital (for a few seconds everyone saw the Doctor and Nurse Fukuoka freaked out). Then again I don't think they like us there. Well anyway we should contact Lee.

(At the Park)

Lee: According to the radar, that afro-bastard and the original author should be here (the gun shows a holographic Excel). Yo Excel, are you, Hyatt and Elgala done already?

Excel: They weren't even a challenge.

Elgala: Have you found your targets yet?

Lee: No, I guess...(gets shot at) Shit he's behind me (starts running) Nabeshin is...(signal is gone).

(Outside the old apartment)

Excel: Lee, LEE, dammit!

Elgala: I, Elgala propose that we help him.

Excel: Proposal denied.

Elgala: What, but why?!

Excel: He can take care of himself. Now help me get Hyatt back to headquarters.

(At the streets of Fukuoka)

Lee: (running with Nabeshin behind him shooting golden bullets with an otherworldly acid in them) What? Who could be supplying the afro-ass munch with those kind of bullets (sees and tall guy with glasses dressed in black)?!

????: I never thought I would see Lee running from someone like a coward!

Lee: (stops and gets a good look at the guy, while getting pissed off) Genius, YOU'RE THE SUPPLIER!!!

Genius: That's right ass-hole, this is revenge for killing by big brother and sister in that "Love Hina" fic!

Lee: I will so kill you in the continuation!

Genius: Better run dude (disappears)!

Lee: (turns to face Nabeshin) All right you crazy-ass director, I'm gonna send you back where you came from (pulls out his laser gun)!

Nabeshin: EAT THIS (shoots at Lee, but he dodged the bullets like in "The Matrix".)!!!

Lee: Damn (dodges a bullet from behind and it almost hit Nabeshin)!

Nabeshin: Hey!

Rikdo: Oh I'm sorry Nabeshin, did I hit you!

Nabeshin: You aimed that shot at me on purpose!

Rikdo: No I didn't.

Nabeshin: Yes you did (both of them drops their guns and start fighting each other)!

Lee: (Watches the fight in disgust) I can't believe this shit (shoots them both and destroys the guns). I'm outta here (teleports).

(Headquarters)

Excel: And that is our report thus far.

Ilpalazzo: It appears that Lee hasn't returned yet.

Lee: (appears) Mission complete.

Ilpalazzo: (sarcastic) I was beginning to think that you had died.

Lee: Whatever Ilpaldildo.

Hyatt: (revives) What's that in your pocket?

Lee: Oh, it's a DVD. I it got damaged during the run in with Nabeshin, but it's 100 okay.

Excel: Will this help us on our next mission?

Lee: Yep, we get a two-hour break to watch this and then start the next mission, if that's okay with Ilpalazzo.

Ilpalazzo: I see no objections.

Lee: Cool, let's watch.

To Be Continued

Antics: Profiling Your Enemy

Ilpalazzo: This DVD is visually appealing.

Excel: What does this two-episode anime have anything to do with our next mission?

Hyatt: Maybe they also spilled into this world.

Lee: Exactly, the Puni Puni Poemy cast came right after the your anime doubles did.

Elgala: I, Elgala would like to know why.

Lee: Probably because this show takes place ten years after the Excel-Saga anime.

Excel: So far we know that Poemi Watanabe is Puni Puni Poemy and her best friend, Futaba Aasu is a lesbian that is in love with her.

Ilpalazzo: So what is the premise of this?

Lee: Poemi's parents get wasted and she lives with her best friend, who has six other sisters.

Excel: The Seven Crazy Aasu Sisters!

Lee: (snickers) Get it? Aasu.

Hyatt: The one with the big boobs looks like me accept she wears glasses.

Lee: That is Shii remember? She has the power of healing, which might work against you Hyatt.

Hyatt: Why?

Lee: Because you're a humanoid.

Elgala: But it didn't on that robot.

Ilpalazzo: That's because it was a robot!

Excel: Why did the author name this short "Profiling Your Enemy"? We are not profiling anyone.

Lee: He probably just gave it that title for the hell of it. All that profiling will be done next chapter.

Ilpalazzo: Only three chapters left.

Lee: I don't want to think about that now. Let's just watch this, laugh and learn about our enemy.

Hyatt: Fine with...(dies)

Excel & Elgala: Fine with us.

Lee3: Yeah I know this chapter was short, but the reason was obvious. Well I gotta study for my Geology test on Monday, I can't fail another test. Anyway, review if you want. Hanku I appreciate you wanting to help, but I already know what I want to do with the final chapters and Antics shorts, but hold those ideas for my Soul Caliber 2 fic. I already have four chapters written and I know what I want to do for the fifth, but after that your ideas might become necessary because playing the game over and over again for inspiration can only get you so far. See ya next time!