Lee3: (holds a sign that says, "Almost There") I'm almost done with this fic, just two chapters to go. However, this is the last chapter in the "Anime Hell" portion of this fic.

Excel: IS THAT FOR REAL?!

Lee3: (annoyed) Yes, yes it is for real. Why are you so loud?

Elgala: She's just excited, just like I am.

Hyatt: So, who are we pitted against this time?

Lee3: I'll save that for when this chapter starts.

Hanku: (shows up out of nowhere) Hey, when are you going to post Anime Hell: Part 3?!

Lee3: I posted that a week ago. So go check it out if you like (sees a trail of fire)...whoa that's fast.

Hyatt: Don't you need to start the fic?

Lee3: Almost forgot. If you haven't figured out which characters I own or don't own by now...YOU'RE DUMBER THAN OUR PRESIDENT!!! I don't own Hanku understand? He's not in this story, but he will be in one of my other fics because I got his permission for that.

Okay, it's time to start this IT!!!

Anime Hell: Part 4

Excel & Elgala: HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL ILPALAZZO!!!

Hyatt: zzo.

Ilpalazzo: Everyone, great job on your last mission (looks around to find that Lee is nowhere to be found)...I don't see any sign of Lee.

Lee: (descends from the ceiling by his tail and stops in front of Ilpalazzo) Hey dude, I had to finish my Laser Cannon and test it.

Ilpalazzo: You know that is classified right?

Lee: The other three figured it out because of Kasumi's a.k.a. Elgala's big mouth a few chapters ago, remember?

Ilpalazzo: True.

Excel: What is our mission today, Lord Ilpalazzo.

Ilpalazzo: To get rid of two impersonators.

Excel: (going off on a tangent) Are the anime Excel and Hyatt back? If so I will send them packing because I will do anything for (Ilpalazzo pulls the rope and Excel plummets) YOU MY LOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRD!!!

Ilpalazzo: Lee, since this is your plan would you brief them on this mission?

Lee: Gladly, but first of all I need my guns back.

Elgala: Okay. Even though I have no idea why. You know, I want to ride Ilpalazzo's bone oooohhh I'm so kinky! (Lee pulls the rope and grabs his gun from Elgala before she fell.) WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOO?!

Lee & Ilpalazzo: Figure it out!

Hyatt: Here you go (turns in the gun).

Lee: Thank you (Excel and Elgala climb out of their respected pits). Glad you're out of those holes...now listen up. You all remember when I mentioned the Excel Girls right?

Excel: Yeah (turns in the gun).

Lee: Excel Kobayashi and Mikako Hyatt have caused problems for your anime counterparts. So instead of sending them back alive, we're going to send them back...DEAD!!!

Excel & Elgala: WHAT?!

Lee: (smiles) You heard me.

Hyatt: What do you have against the Excel Girls?

Lee: I despise them.

Ilpalazzo: Elaborate.

Lee: They show up out of nowhere, bring their goddamn TV crews for some stupid show they're trying to air, and insult people. If they show up during my master plan for city conquest, then we are perfectly exposed. Not to mention they abused the anime Ilpalazzo...of course he beat the shit out them.

Excel & Elgala: THEY DID WHAT?!

Ilpalazzo: (puts his hand over his face in irritation) Here we go.

Elgala: I, Elgala will do everything in my power to prevent those bitches from abusing my Lord Ilpalazzo!

Excel: (stares at Elgala with malice) YOUR LORD?!

Elgala: Yes.

Excel: NO!

Elgala: YES!

Excel: NO!

Elgala: I, Elgala love Lord Ilpalazzo more! Much more than my bitchy Senior Excel!

Excel: Blasphemy! I love Lord Ilpalazzo more and I heard that thought you just made!

Elgala: (shocked) How did you...

Excel: YOU SAID IT OUT LOUD LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!!!

Lee: (pissed) SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU (Excel and Elgala freezes)!!! Thank you.

Hyatt: How will (vomits blood and dies)...

Ilpalazzo: I think she was asking, "How will you locate the Excel Girls?"

Lee: I can't locate them...they're the type of characters that will...

Excel K.: (shows up out of nowhere) Like, hello everyone, I'm Excel Kobayashi...

Mikako: (appears besides Excel K.) ...And I'm Mikako Hyatt.

Excel Girls: We are (does a bunch of cheesy synchronized poses) the Excel Girls!

Excel: What a bunch of poseurs.

Excel K.: At least I'm not old.

Excel: (pissed) What did you say?!

Excel K.: You heard me!

Excel: You bitch (punches Excel K. and then she Power Bombed her and started stomping on her.)!

(A/N: Excel K. is what I'm referring to Excel Kobayashi of the Excel Girls if you haven't figured that out yet.)

Mikako: Like, what's with that ugly spiral you call a hairdo?

Elgala: What's with that Valley Girl Accent?

Mikako: Hey, I like how I (gets puked on by Hyatt who just recently revived)...like, eeeeeeewwwwwww, I'm covered in blood!

Excel K.: (taunts Excel) What are you gonna do about it, Old Maid?

Excel: (pissed) I'll...I'll stab you (brings out a Scimitar) with this sword!

Excel K.: (sarcastic) Yeah right, you don't have the (gets stabbed repeatedly at Excel's hands)...

Excel: (gone psycho) DIE CHARLITIAN DIE (keeps stabbing the faker until she dies)!!!

Mikako: (shocked) EXCEL KOBAYASHI, NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lee: (snickers)Glad she's gone.

Mikako: (points at Lee) You and Ilpalazzo can both rot in hell!

Lee & Ilpalazzo: (looks at each other and then looks back at Mikako) You'llget there way before we do (Ilpalazzo pulls the rope).

Mikako: YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDS!!!

Lee: (stands over the pit, eyes glowing red) Die Mikako (fires an energy shot from his Trigger Finger and the shot goes through Mikako's heart. Three seconds later she landed on a bed of spikes and died.).

(2 minutes later)

Excel: Did they get the message?

Lee: Yeah they got it.

(In the anime universe)

A. Excel: Ha-chan, look at this!

A. Hyatt: (sees the dismembered bodies of the Excel Girls) Senior there's a note.

A. Excel: (reads the note, which says, "Your imposters are dead for good.") ALRIGHT!!!

A. Hyatt: NO MORE...(coughs up blood and dies)

(Back at the Manga universe)

Hyatt: It's finally (dies again)...

Elgala: ...over.

Excel: Yeah, we did it. We won! They never stood a chance! They got spanked, whooped, shut out, annihilated, violated (Lee pulls the rope and Excel falls), AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lee: You forgot that they got stabbed, gored and dismembered, Mortal Kombat style...well except for the stabbing.

Ilpalazzo: Nice job everyone, the meeting is adjourned I'll see you all tomorrow.

Excel (climbs out of the hole, beat up) See you tomorrow my Lord!

Lee: Well I'm outta here. I need to set up that cannon.

To Be Concluded...

Antics: Spoiled Girls with Cars

Elgala: I, Elgala would like to know why we are at the parking lot outside of your University?

Lee: First of all, this University is not mine...I just go here.

Elgala: But why are we here?

Excel: Yeah, and what's the deal with the knife and the steel bat?

Lee: THAT is the reason (points to a car with the license frame that says, "My car, Daddy's Payments")!

Hyatt: Do you have something against that person?

Lee: No, I just hate it when someone puts something like that on the frame of the License Plate. It says, "Look at me I'm spoiled. My daddy can give me anything I want because I'm his princess."

Excel: What are you gonna do?

Lee: This (slashed the tires)!

Hyatt: How about this one (points to a car that says, "Daddy bought it, but I got it")?

Lee: (pissed) That's the one (slashes the tires and starts bashing the car like in the movie, "Barbershop"). Hey hold on (Sees a picture of a girl he knew from when he was 12. She was the same girl that picked on him and called him "weak" and she teased him because he was skinny. Lee looks at the picture and became even more furious.). AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU BITCH, IF I EVER FIND YOU I WILL KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUU (destroys the mirror, bashes the windshield, etc.)!!!

Excel: What's wrong?

Lee: (still angry) That girl...if her daddy can afford a Lexus then he can afford to pay for it (kicks the car a few times)! Let's go (they got in Lee's truck and left the messed up cars behind). That was personal!

(Three hours later the owner of the bashed up Lexus, freaked out at the damage and fainted. The owner of the car with the slashed tires tried to drive home, but she swerved out of control and hit a Big Rig...don't worry she was unharmed.)

Lee3: That's it for "Anime Hell" and stay tuned for the most clichéd plan ever in the next and final chapter.

Elgala: It involves a (Lee3 knocks her out with the sign)...

Lee3: No more blurting out plots! Anyway review, flame...whatever. I'm gonna go watch "The Naked Gun". See ya one more time!