(Ok i've decided to continue. I hope' you likee'!)
Chapter One
Ranma decided to walk down the mountain. It would be odd if she flew. She figured that people were still unable to fly on their own. It was very improbable. Sure she could also use her magic to teleport, but walking was more fun. Ryoga, had become her sparring partner over the years and, believe it or not, had beaten her on very few occasions, The last time he had was 200 years ago when she was off because of... female problems. Ryoga had learned some, very interesting techniques and magic. His favorite techniqe, oddly enough, was called pig blaster, and was powered by the emotion of hunger. (Ironic, no?)
"So Ranma, what do you want to do when we get to the city? I'm sure Tokyo's still around; you think maybe the Tendo dojo is too?" Ryoga asked his companion.
Ryoga was floating by Ranma's side at about her eyeline making him look like a ghost pig... which he was almost. It was easy enough to make himself transparent.
"Yeah lets head to Nerima, if it's still around. Best place to begin looking," Ranma said.
"Yeah," Ryoga agreed.
"Teleport,"
And they were gone.
They appeared on the outskirts of Nerima. They walked into the city. While it didn't look much different than it had 1300 years ago it was. The roads were no longer concrete. The entire road was a moving ramp. Cars were inexistant as Ranma knew they would be when she had come across the book on energy in 2500. Apparently even Neuclear energy was a thing of the past. Now they could actually make energy from dirt! Amazing.
Ranma walked along the side walk which apparently were very unfavored, Not many used side walks now that all one had to do was walk onto the road and begin moving at 35 an hour.
Ranma saw that every house had electric doors that opened by sliding into the wall of their own accord. The people seemed to do nothing nowadays on there own. Houses self repaired themselves, cleaned themselves. What a laid back lifestyle!
Ryoga had decided to perch upon Ranma's shoulder. She recieved some odd remarks but nothing too bad. Soon they reached the dojo. It was exactly as they remembered it... on the outside anyway. Though here there were no electric doors. It was somewhat mundane. She saw a sign that read, SOATOME DOJO ANYTHING GOES MARTIAL ARTS
"So, what are we gonna say? Your not gonna just knock on the door and ask if the reincarnation of a 1300 year old girl is here are you?" Ryoga joked.
"No, I was thinking more along the lines of a formal challange, seeing as the dojo is still intact and apparantly used," Ranma said listening to the sounds of sparring emitting from the dojo... or backyard, one couldn't tell.
She went to the door and knocked. A girl around 17 answered the door. "Hmm, what can I do for you?" She asked.
"I wish to challenge this dojo," Ranma simply replied.
"Hmm, ok... head to the dojo, they're in there," She answered.
Ranma noticed the girls mercenary like look... So Nabikiish. Possibly another reincarnation? Who knew?
Ranma walked around to the dojo and through the door to find a sight that scared her to death. Not even 1300 years of life could have possibly prepared her for what she saw in the dojo. A man in a white gi with a black belt around his waist about 17 with his hair tied in a pigtail was sparring with an elderly man in a white gi with a white bandanna on his head.
Suddenly the Nabiki impersonate appeared behind Ranma, "Hey, Ryuso, Mr. Saotome! You have a challenger for the dojo!"
"Really? Well who is it?" The Genma impersonate asked, "Ryuso and Luna must defend the dojo!"
Ranma was pointed at.
"Oh no! Hey your not gonna try and be my fiancee are ya!?" Ryuso asked with anticipation and almost fear.
Ranma looked at him for a few moments and glanced at the pig on his shoulder. Ryoga nodded and squeaked, "YOUR OWN REINCARNATION!"
They chuckled and slowly it grew into full blown laughter. The first laugh for Ranma in such a long time. They fell to the floor laughing with histerics.
"Um, did I say something funny?" Ryuso asked.
Through fits of laughter Ranma slowly replied... y..ye..yes!! Bwahahahahah!!!!!
"You think they're insane pop?" Ryuso asked the Genma lookalike, apparently his father. This only made the girl and the pig laugh even more.
Slowly they finally regained their composure and got up.
"I... heh heh, challenge this, hic, dojo," she managed.
"Sorry, I don't fight girls," Ryuso said.
And suddenly he was hit by a large mallet. More fits of laughter ensue. Ranma realizes that this is the reincarnation of Akane but, alas, female. At least knew she had come at the right time. At this rate half the wrecking crew could have been reincarnated!
"Hmph! I really hate him for his arrogence. I'm Luna, I'll fight you to defend the dojo," Luna told Ranma.
"Oh come on you stupid tomboy! You know you could defend the dojo against a flea! What makes you think you could now!" Ryuso said before meeting his ever-present friend... the floor.
"Even if I'm not as good as you, I'm still a martial artist! I can take care of myself!" Luna replied.
Ranma had almost lost her composure yet again. This was too rich.
"Ok lets get this started!" Akane said as she stood in the middle of the dojo.
"Actually, I'm not going to be fighting, you will be fighting my pet pig. Should you beat him i'll take his place," Ranma said.
Ryoga bit her ear.
"OW! What'daya mean ya don't wanna do it!! I spent a lot of time on this! Huh? What do you mean shes a girl!? Your a pig for kami sake! Ugh!" She through him out onto the floor.
"Your fightin' and that's final!" Ranma shouted.
Ryoga grumbled.
"Hey, what exactly do you take me for huh? You act like a can't beat a pig! AND you have the nerve to act like you can understand what it's saying!"
"Well, I can. If your afraid to fight it i'll just take the sign and be on my way..." Ranma smirked.
"No way!! I'll fight your stupid pig!" Luna shouted.
"She's just like Akane, in looks, actions, and every other aspect! Loving yet such a tomboy at the same time... Maybe that's why I fell in love with her so long ago," Ranma thought.
"BEGIN!" Sonoya (Nabiki impersonate) shouted.
Luna lashed out at the pig with a left kick, followed closely by a right punch toward the small black piglet which, of course, missed. The pig jumped over every attack.
"DAMN LITTLE PIG! STAY STILL!" Luna yelled.
Ryoga decided to end this quick. He jumped to her forhead and touched a paralization spot.
"Huh? Hey... why? WHY CAN'T I MOVE!!!!" Luna screamed.
"Because of Shiatsu child," said an elderly lady who had just pogoed in on a walking stick.
"Elder Conditioner!" Luna cried.
This of course earned another round of laughter from Ranma. "Amazing how much I had been missing out on!" Ranma thought.
"You have lost! Either relenquish your sign or lower your pride and fight a pig!" Ranma said pointing to Ryuso.
"Ah, stand back boy I'd think you'd best leave this one to me." Conditioner said.
"Yes, greatgrandmother beat up little pig that Luna couldn't beat!" said a girl who had appeared with Conditioner, "I is To well of Chineese Amazon's Great granddaughter of Great grandmother conditioner! Ryuso is Airen! You touch you die!" The Amazon said to Ranma.
"I think there all here Ryoga. Just a matter of time before Ryuso's other two fiancees show up!" Ranma said to Ryoga in a foreign language only they knew.
"Well, what for old ghoul? It's just a pig," Ryuso said.
"It's is a rather powerful pig that I don't think your up to, Ryuso,"
"WHAT!" Luna cried, "Well, now I don't feel so bad!" A smug look crossed her face as she looked at her fiancee.
"Ah, it ain't so tough. I could take it out!" Ryuso said confidently, "I beat you after all!"
"Hmph, just because you caught me off gaurd. Had I known you'd finally mastered the cat fist I would have been more precautious.
"Yeah Yeah..." Ryuso replied.
Truly Ryuso wasn't scared by the pig. It was the girl that scared him. Something about her seemed... simillar to himself... yet so different. It was as if she seemed to be abnormally happy after a long period of saddness. Or like she was under a veil of false happiness. And power. He could feel it. It rivaled his and, though he couldn't see that her's surpassed his own, he was afraid it may.
"Begin!"
A burst of fiery aura erupted from the piglet. It enveloped his entire being. Ryoga began pounding Conditioner relentlessly for all the tricks she had pulled on himself and Ranma to trick Ranma into marrying Shampoo among other things. It was pent up anger and Ryoga released it on the thing which looked most like Cologne. He moved at speeds that overwhelmed the old woman instantly. His aura made everyone in the room back up, afraid. Conditioner took the beating doing her best to defend herself. She hadn't know her three hundred years of learning to be defeated so easily. And especially by a childs PET no less! If the pig was this powerful, who knows how strong the girl could be?
Conditioner was starting to lose what little ground she had left. She had no advantages in the first placed. The pig was smaller, swifter, more cunning, and stronger.
Suddenly the pig stopped. It was floating in middair. Ranma was chanting for a moment an anceint spell of levitation. She stopped and the pig fell to the floor glaring at her for making him look like a fool.
"RYOGA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HER!? SHE'S JUST AN OLD GH- LADY AFTER ALL!!!" Ranma shouted.
The pig squeaked a little.
"JUST BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE HER DOESN"T MEAN SHE IS! SETTLE DOWN P-CHAN!" Ranma cried.
The pig jumped at her. The girl and her pet began to spar but it was quickly ended when Ranma used a spell and Ryoga was instantly caged. While it looked as if they were angry, they did this for fun. But it left all of them awe struck.
"N.. No way... a little pig could be so powerful as to overwhelm two hundred years of martial arts learning!" Conditioner shouted.
"My pig is very strong but he's a little bit stubborn and impudent. Ain't that right P-CHAN?" Ranma said.
"Well, you've won this dojo's sign. I'm sorry but I could not protect it for you Soatomes," Conditioner said.
"I could still beat the stupid pig!" Ryuso said.
"Say what's your name anyway?" Sonoya asked to Ranma.
"Ranma Saotome of the Anything goes school of Martial arts.... Sorry about this," Ranma said.
"..."
Chapter One
Ranma decided to walk down the mountain. It would be odd if she flew. She figured that people were still unable to fly on their own. It was very improbable. Sure she could also use her magic to teleport, but walking was more fun. Ryoga, had become her sparring partner over the years and, believe it or not, had beaten her on very few occasions, The last time he had was 200 years ago when she was off because of... female problems. Ryoga had learned some, very interesting techniques and magic. His favorite techniqe, oddly enough, was called pig blaster, and was powered by the emotion of hunger. (Ironic, no?)
"So Ranma, what do you want to do when we get to the city? I'm sure Tokyo's still around; you think maybe the Tendo dojo is too?" Ryoga asked his companion.
Ryoga was floating by Ranma's side at about her eyeline making him look like a ghost pig... which he was almost. It was easy enough to make himself transparent.
"Yeah lets head to Nerima, if it's still around. Best place to begin looking," Ranma said.
"Yeah," Ryoga agreed.
"Teleport,"
And they were gone.
They appeared on the outskirts of Nerima. They walked into the city. While it didn't look much different than it had 1300 years ago it was. The roads were no longer concrete. The entire road was a moving ramp. Cars were inexistant as Ranma knew they would be when she had come across the book on energy in 2500. Apparently even Neuclear energy was a thing of the past. Now they could actually make energy from dirt! Amazing.
Ranma walked along the side walk which apparently were very unfavored, Not many used side walks now that all one had to do was walk onto the road and begin moving at 35 an hour.
Ranma saw that every house had electric doors that opened by sliding into the wall of their own accord. The people seemed to do nothing nowadays on there own. Houses self repaired themselves, cleaned themselves. What a laid back lifestyle!
Ryoga had decided to perch upon Ranma's shoulder. She recieved some odd remarks but nothing too bad. Soon they reached the dojo. It was exactly as they remembered it... on the outside anyway. Though here there were no electric doors. It was somewhat mundane. She saw a sign that read, SOATOME DOJO ANYTHING GOES MARTIAL ARTS
"So, what are we gonna say? Your not gonna just knock on the door and ask if the reincarnation of a 1300 year old girl is here are you?" Ryoga joked.
"No, I was thinking more along the lines of a formal challange, seeing as the dojo is still intact and apparantly used," Ranma said listening to the sounds of sparring emitting from the dojo... or backyard, one couldn't tell.
She went to the door and knocked. A girl around 17 answered the door. "Hmm, what can I do for you?" She asked.
"I wish to challenge this dojo," Ranma simply replied.
"Hmm, ok... head to the dojo, they're in there," She answered.
Ranma noticed the girls mercenary like look... So Nabikiish. Possibly another reincarnation? Who knew?
Ranma walked around to the dojo and through the door to find a sight that scared her to death. Not even 1300 years of life could have possibly prepared her for what she saw in the dojo. A man in a white gi with a black belt around his waist about 17 with his hair tied in a pigtail was sparring with an elderly man in a white gi with a white bandanna on his head.
Suddenly the Nabiki impersonate appeared behind Ranma, "Hey, Ryuso, Mr. Saotome! You have a challenger for the dojo!"
"Really? Well who is it?" The Genma impersonate asked, "Ryuso and Luna must defend the dojo!"
Ranma was pointed at.
"Oh no! Hey your not gonna try and be my fiancee are ya!?" Ryuso asked with anticipation and almost fear.
Ranma looked at him for a few moments and glanced at the pig on his shoulder. Ryoga nodded and squeaked, "YOUR OWN REINCARNATION!"
They chuckled and slowly it grew into full blown laughter. The first laugh for Ranma in such a long time. They fell to the floor laughing with histerics.
"Um, did I say something funny?" Ryuso asked.
Through fits of laughter Ranma slowly replied... y..ye..yes!! Bwahahahahah!!!!!
"You think they're insane pop?" Ryuso asked the Genma lookalike, apparently his father. This only made the girl and the pig laugh even more.
Slowly they finally regained their composure and got up.
"I... heh heh, challenge this, hic, dojo," she managed.
"Sorry, I don't fight girls," Ryuso said.
And suddenly he was hit by a large mallet. More fits of laughter ensue. Ranma realizes that this is the reincarnation of Akane but, alas, female. At least knew she had come at the right time. At this rate half the wrecking crew could have been reincarnated!
"Hmph! I really hate him for his arrogence. I'm Luna, I'll fight you to defend the dojo," Luna told Ranma.
"Oh come on you stupid tomboy! You know you could defend the dojo against a flea! What makes you think you could now!" Ryuso said before meeting his ever-present friend... the floor.
"Even if I'm not as good as you, I'm still a martial artist! I can take care of myself!" Luna replied.
Ranma had almost lost her composure yet again. This was too rich.
"Ok lets get this started!" Akane said as she stood in the middle of the dojo.
"Actually, I'm not going to be fighting, you will be fighting my pet pig. Should you beat him i'll take his place," Ranma said.
Ryoga bit her ear.
"OW! What'daya mean ya don't wanna do it!! I spent a lot of time on this! Huh? What do you mean shes a girl!? Your a pig for kami sake! Ugh!" She through him out onto the floor.
"Your fightin' and that's final!" Ranma shouted.
Ryoga grumbled.
"Hey, what exactly do you take me for huh? You act like a can't beat a pig! AND you have the nerve to act like you can understand what it's saying!"
"Well, I can. If your afraid to fight it i'll just take the sign and be on my way..." Ranma smirked.
"No way!! I'll fight your stupid pig!" Luna shouted.
"She's just like Akane, in looks, actions, and every other aspect! Loving yet such a tomboy at the same time... Maybe that's why I fell in love with her so long ago," Ranma thought.
"BEGIN!" Sonoya (Nabiki impersonate) shouted.
Luna lashed out at the pig with a left kick, followed closely by a right punch toward the small black piglet which, of course, missed. The pig jumped over every attack.
"DAMN LITTLE PIG! STAY STILL!" Luna yelled.
Ryoga decided to end this quick. He jumped to her forhead and touched a paralization spot.
"Huh? Hey... why? WHY CAN'T I MOVE!!!!" Luna screamed.
"Because of Shiatsu child," said an elderly lady who had just pogoed in on a walking stick.
"Elder Conditioner!" Luna cried.
This of course earned another round of laughter from Ranma. "Amazing how much I had been missing out on!" Ranma thought.
"You have lost! Either relenquish your sign or lower your pride and fight a pig!" Ranma said pointing to Ryuso.
"Ah, stand back boy I'd think you'd best leave this one to me." Conditioner said.
"Yes, greatgrandmother beat up little pig that Luna couldn't beat!" said a girl who had appeared with Conditioner, "I is To well of Chineese Amazon's Great granddaughter of Great grandmother conditioner! Ryuso is Airen! You touch you die!" The Amazon said to Ranma.
"I think there all here Ryoga. Just a matter of time before Ryuso's other two fiancees show up!" Ranma said to Ryoga in a foreign language only they knew.
"Well, what for old ghoul? It's just a pig," Ryuso said.
"It's is a rather powerful pig that I don't think your up to, Ryuso,"
"WHAT!" Luna cried, "Well, now I don't feel so bad!" A smug look crossed her face as she looked at her fiancee.
"Ah, it ain't so tough. I could take it out!" Ryuso said confidently, "I beat you after all!"
"Hmph, just because you caught me off gaurd. Had I known you'd finally mastered the cat fist I would have been more precautious.
"Yeah Yeah..." Ryuso replied.
Truly Ryuso wasn't scared by the pig. It was the girl that scared him. Something about her seemed... simillar to himself... yet so different. It was as if she seemed to be abnormally happy after a long period of saddness. Or like she was under a veil of false happiness. And power. He could feel it. It rivaled his and, though he couldn't see that her's surpassed his own, he was afraid it may.
"Begin!"
A burst of fiery aura erupted from the piglet. It enveloped his entire being. Ryoga began pounding Conditioner relentlessly for all the tricks she had pulled on himself and Ranma to trick Ranma into marrying Shampoo among other things. It was pent up anger and Ryoga released it on the thing which looked most like Cologne. He moved at speeds that overwhelmed the old woman instantly. His aura made everyone in the room back up, afraid. Conditioner took the beating doing her best to defend herself. She hadn't know her three hundred years of learning to be defeated so easily. And especially by a childs PET no less! If the pig was this powerful, who knows how strong the girl could be?
Conditioner was starting to lose what little ground she had left. She had no advantages in the first placed. The pig was smaller, swifter, more cunning, and stronger.
Suddenly the pig stopped. It was floating in middair. Ranma was chanting for a moment an anceint spell of levitation. She stopped and the pig fell to the floor glaring at her for making him look like a fool.
"RYOGA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HER!? SHE'S JUST AN OLD GH- LADY AFTER ALL!!!" Ranma shouted.
The pig squeaked a little.
"JUST BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE HER DOESN"T MEAN SHE IS! SETTLE DOWN P-CHAN!" Ranma cried.
The pig jumped at her. The girl and her pet began to spar but it was quickly ended when Ranma used a spell and Ryoga was instantly caged. While it looked as if they were angry, they did this for fun. But it left all of them awe struck.
"N.. No way... a little pig could be so powerful as to overwhelm two hundred years of martial arts learning!" Conditioner shouted.
"My pig is very strong but he's a little bit stubborn and impudent. Ain't that right P-CHAN?" Ranma said.
"Well, you've won this dojo's sign. I'm sorry but I could not protect it for you Soatomes," Conditioner said.
"I could still beat the stupid pig!" Ryuso said.
"Say what's your name anyway?" Sonoya asked to Ranma.
"Ranma Saotome of the Anything goes school of Martial arts.... Sorry about this," Ranma said.
"..."