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Well, I've decided. I'm going to write this as a DBZ cross. I'm sorry to all those who hate dbz (I'm almost one of them. If it weren't for all the screaming and yelling and 2 second fights and then talking again i'd like it more but it still doesn't have to bad of a story to it.) However, if anyone wants to write on this and do it as they think it should be done, feel free too. After all it was just an idea I came up with after reading a different fic. If someone wants it just e-mail me (or ask in a review! "Nudge nudge") I'm very impressed with the amount of reviews this fic's gotten. I just never expected it to be so... liked. I got like three people that absolutly hate it. And the rest seem to want to shoot me if i don't put up more... hmm, the life of a writer... (I'm so loved) (Sarcastically)
Ah yes another joke. Kindof perverted. Don't read unless your male or simply don't care.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
I can't imagine someone not getting this... I find it very funny. Don't tell me no jokes on FF.net in a review. I'll just laugh at it.
One thing I need to mention. The earth is now a thousand years older. The continents of the world have now been pushed very closly into one continent except Austrailia which is still it's own continent. Japan is now attached to China. West City and all of those cities in DBZ are located in Chapan (Mixture of Japan and China)
On with the show.
P.S. There will be one thing though. This fic... it's going to turn make fun of DBZ a lot... an example will be the abnormally long time it takes to use a Kamehame ha wave. I've always wondered why they never attack the person who's using it when there just sitting there saying words. Ok now really, on with the show.
Chapter Three
"Well first off I'm not 17. I'm actually somewhere in the range of 1,250 to 1,350. I'm not really sure. It was never worth it to keep track. I could figure it out since I remember my birthday but it's just not worth it." Ranma stated.
"You... Your 1300 years old!!!" Conditioner shouted.
"Yeah... bein' immortal has it's ups and downs. I get to keep this amazing looking body... but on the inside i feel like no more than rotting bone." Ranma said sadly... "At least I had felt that way... Until I met Yumana... And now Luna." Ranma said.
"Hey! What do you want with her? She's just a dumb tomboy!" Ryuso replied angrily.
Ranma chuckled. Ryoga snickered.
"Whatever you say kid... See the thing about you Ryuso is... your my reincarnation, and it seems you done just about everything I did when I was your age. You seem to act the same way I did and still do. This also explains why my chaos aura dwarfs yours." Ranma told him.
"So... So what're you saying about Luna then? What's she too you?" Ryuso asked.
"Hmm, she isn't to me. She's yours. You'll end up figuring it out soon enough," Ranma smirked.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean? How could I be a reincarnation of you when your still alive? And why do you mean by Luna's mine? If you mean in she likes me... fat chance!" Ryuso yelled.
"Heh, lets just say when your 1,300 years old you find it fun to speak in riddles." Ranma said.
"Hmph, for being 1,300 years old you don't seem all TOO powerful. Not beatable but I could take you in a few months from what I sense if I were to train nonstop. You didn't stop martial arts did you!?" Ryuso asked.
Ranma smirked.
"The more powerful one is the less one flaunts it."
Conditioner nodded while Ryuso remained clueless.
"What?" Ryuso replied.
"Now there is one thing though. Ryuso, have you ever heard of a place called Jusenkyo?"
Ryuso froze.
"Ho..How do you know about that. You know about my curse?" Ryuso asked.
"You've been there and have a curse? What is it..." Ranma asked suddenly looking horribly sad along with the Ryoga.
Ryuso went to get a bucket of water that was in the corner of the dojo and poored it over her head. Ranma watched as Ryuso changed from the blacked headed pigtailed boy, into a blue haired girl who was about the same hight as his male side, which was still about a foot taller than Ranma, to Ranma's personal envy.
When Ryuso noticed the sad look on Ranma's face he asked her, "What's the problem... I hate my stupid curse but... it comes in handy at times... sure being a stupid ditzy girl sucks but I get free Ice cream! What's wrong? I'll cure myself of the Jusenkyo curse soon anyway!"
Ranma and Ryoga took a glance at one another and looked down. This poor kid was gonna go through almost the exact same thing Ranma had... and end up the same way... Alone...
"Kid... when your around a hundred... look me up," Ranma told him.
"What does that mean?" He asked.
"You see this body here? Ranma replied pointing to herself. "This is my Jusenkyo curse... this is my immortality... that body there..." She said pointing to Ryuso, "that is yours."
"I'm immortal?" Ryuso asked.
Ranma said nothing.
She turned around to go back toward where all the people were gathered around Nabiki staring at the bullion of dimonds she had in her hands... Ranma definantly wouldn't have any pictures of herself on display.... heh heh... the Tendo family was now by about a thousand times more rich than the Kunos. Senoya would never need money again.
The dimonds had been placed on the ground. The Tendo's were gathered around them all with goofy grins on their faces. Even Luna which was out of character for her. Collage funding wouldn't be a problem anymore.
Sanoya on the other hand was very confused... she was now completely set for LIFE! Her entire life had just changed around completely by about a hundred little rocks that lay on the floor of her dojo... She had planned on going into buisiness... but was it even worth it now? She was filthy rich... COMPLETELY SET FOR LIFE! She had never even thought something like this possible. Not for her. She wanted too much... but this girl suddenly walkes in to her house and gives her... GIVES HER her dream. No strings attatched except that she doesn't find pictures of herself at school... DIAMOND FOR A LACK OF PICTURES! "How rich must Ranma be? To just give up this much money like that."
"Ranma, may I ask you a question?" Sanoya asked.
"You just did," Ranma replied.
"Well... I was wondering, why you would give up so much money. Do you have more of these?" She asked Ranma almost timidly.
"I have a palace carved out of those," Ranma told her, "Those are just the tip of the ice berg of the money I have... I actually use my dimonds as more of a house instead of a sorce of money... heh heh!"
Ranma put up her happiness again. She felt increadibly sorry for what Ryuso would almost undoubtedly face throughout his life time, but decided to let him live while Luna was around. Ryoga's thoughs were much the same.
Sanoya's eyes were filled with dollar signs. Like seven of them fit in each eye. Rich Rich Rich Rich Money Money...
"Ranma... could... do you think I could see this palace of yours?" Sanoya asked.
"No," Ranma replied, "You wouldn't be able to tell what it looked like. You'd be too busy trying to repress your most unhappy thoughts."
"What does that mean?" Sanoya asked.
"I'm getting that alot today," Ranma replied.
"Ranma, where did you learn your magic?" Conditioner asked.
Ranma was somewhat hesitant about telling but decided it would be allright to tell Conditioner, as long as she told no one.
"I got it from the diary of a girl named, Luna Inverse. She was said to once be the most powerful sorceress in the world." Ranma said in mandarin.
"YOU HAVE THAT DIARY!" Conditioner shouted.
Ranma smirked and then nodded.
Suddenly Ranma felt an enourmous surge of power. She knew what it was... sort of. Lately, as in within the last 10 years, she had been sensing a group of people who's strengths were raising by leaps and bounds. Ranma had originally expected devine or devilish intervention in these raises but further inspection on her part had led her to believe they were of a different race of beings. These things had been protecting the earth. Had a situation gotten to hard for them she would have intervene. She had never needed too... Not untill now.
"RANMA! DO YOU FEEL THAT!" Happosai's voice echoed through to the dojo from the house. Something was happening a few hundred miles away. Intense powers were being used in a battle between two people. And the one Ranma had hoped to be winning, wasn't.
"Turn on the TV, Maybe the news knows what's going on... It could just be a martial arts tournament or something." Sanoya said.
"It's not, but that's a good idea." Ranma replied.
The went into the houses living room and turned on the television to witness a display of power by a green person in the middle of a ring. He was fighting against a man with gold hair and an almost equal power. However the gold haired man was losing, badly.
"Ranma, perhaps you should intervene?" Happosai asked.
"Old man? You not helpin?" Ranma asked.
"Nah, If I need to I will. There both weak compared to you. You should be able to handle it. I'm the master and I only fight when my student loses." Happosai said calmly.
"Bah, Gigi your just chicken," Ranma said.
"We gotta go everyone or this entire planet could be destroyed by those two." Ranma told the Tendo's Conitioner and To Well.
"But your leaving! Just like that!?" Luna asked.
"I'll be back soon!" Ranma shouted and then suddenly jumped into the air... and simply dissapeared.
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The Battle field of the Cell Games.
"I Give Up!" Goku shouted.
"WHAT!" The rest of the Z fighter exclaimed.
"What in the world is Goku thinking! Who else is there that could beat Cell other than him?" Piccolo thought.
"Well then who is going to fight me Goku? Vegeta? Trunks? Maybe Piccolo? They don't stand a chance!" Cell taunted.
"No... None of those. Theres another one. I choose-...!" Goku was interupted.
"I will fight him." Ranma said plainly as she appeared in between Goku and Cell.
"...Who who are you?" Goku asked.
"HEY WHO IS THAT!?" Krillen shouted pointing down at the ground. "Whoever she is, she's gonna get herself killed!"
Ranma stood confidently. Looking up at Cell.
"I have no times for pathetic wimps like you.. little girl. Who are you? Another one of him?" Cell asked pointing to Hercule.
"HEY!" He shouted from the sidelines.
"Well... some people have called me the Avatar of Chaos. Unfortunatly I was kinda joking when I said I'd fight you," Ranma said plainly.
"Good, Now Goku, who do you-...!"
"I want my pig here to fight you," Ranma said with a smirk on her face.
"ARE YOU MOCKING ME?" Cell asked.
"Yes, and no." Ranma answered.
"You are annoying me." Cell said.
"That's what I live for." Ranma replied.
Goku was watching them Argue. He didn't understand it. Why was this human provoking cell? She would die in an instant! She didn't possibly stand a chance. Perhaps she had a dear friend or loved one die and now just wants to die herself?" Goku thought. "But where did she come from?"
The pig standing nearby the girl suddenly started squeeking.
"What? What do you mean you don't wanna fight? My turn? Argh! Come on! Huh?... ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!... FINE YOUR ON!" Ranma shouted to the pig.
The girl and the pig proceeded to actually play a game of rock paper scissors to see who would fight Cell. Ranma lost.
"Fine I'll do it...!" Ranma said to the pig. The pig just squealed happily.
"Well, since my pig is having some technical difficulties I'll fight you then." Ranma said turning to Cell.
"I've had enough of you. You bore me now," Cell said. He then fired a chi blast at her. Her being a human she expected it to singe her into a little bit of ashes.
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Goku shouted as he jumped in the way of the incoming blast, expecting to take it head on for the girls life.
"Hey!" Ranma said to Goku. "This is my fight!" She then wacked him out of the way into a nearby mountain and dodged the blast.
"You are a pest. Pathetic humans. The strongest of your kind are within and inch of my power!" Cell taunted.
"Your power must be a centimeter then!... but if you want to get into the metric system..." Ranma joked.
"ENOUGH!" Cell shouted as he dashed toward the pathetic insect. This pathetic human was making him extreamly angry with her taunts and jokes. He had no idea that this was her strategy.
To any normal person watching Cell suddenly appeared beside Ranma.
"Weak humans." He muttered before punching her in the gut.
She keeled over. "Holy shit!" She cried.
"What did you think you were going to do girl?" Cell taunted.
"Gotcha!" Ranm said and then looked up at Cell.
Her power suddenly skyrocketed.
She slammed his face in with a direct uppercut sending him up into the sky.
"TELEPORT!" She shouted.
She suddenly appeared above him. As he came flying up toward her she said one simple word, "Pathetic," And then elbowed him straight down into the ground.
"Heh heh. This girl know's how to fight. What a sucker punch." Vegeta thought. "And he fell right for it."
Ranma fell toward the ground.
"RAYWING!" She shouted and then began to hover untill she was a few feet away from the ground.
"Your amazingly strong and fast, Mr. Evil Green man trying to take over the world. But your really shouldn't get so damn pissed off. If you hadn't been so angry and would've attacked with more control, you may have hit me!" Ranma scolded as if she were Cell's teacher.
"I've had enough of you, you pathetic pest!" Cell shouted. Apparently he hadn't payed much attention to Ranma's lecture.
"He began to charge one of his most powerful attacks... actually, one of Goku's most powerful attacks.
"Ka... Me.. Ha... Me.. UGH!" Cell cried out as he was struck in the stomach during the process of his attack.
"Pathetic. How is that a good attack if it takes so damn long to charge?" Ranma asked.
Cell coughed up blood as he tried to return the wind to himself after it having been knocked out. This girl was increadible. She was coming very close to succeeding where even Goku had failed. Amazing.
"You are very powerful, indeed. Perhaps your not just some pest," Cell said plainly.
"I try," Ranma replied.
The Z fighters were confused. They had yet to notice even a bit of the use of ki. Somehow this so called Avatar of Chaos had succeeded in hurting Cell without getting hurt in return all without the use of ki! Amazing.
"What is your name, Girl?" Cell asked.
"Ranma." she replied.
"Well, then. Ranma, I challenge you to a formal battle." Cell said.
Ranma became uneasy. Cell was now acting abnormally calm. Should he keep this calm the battle between the two of them could turn out to be much longer then she had anticipated.
"Hmm. You were holding back on me now wern't you Mr. Green man who is trying to take over the world?" Ranma said in a play baby voice. Goku began laughing.
"As are you," Cell said.
"So what's your name?" Ranma asked.
"Cell," he replied.
"Nice name. Did your mommy give it too you? Or did you just come up with it cuz it sounded cool and evil?" Ranma asked.
"It was given to me when I was born," Cell replied.
"Hmm. Well... lets start out with a big bang shall we?" Ranma proposed. "You cast your Kamahame whatever and I'll use a great attack of my own and well see who's is better? Ranma proposed. "First you say your words and get your ki gathered and then let me start casting my attack?"
"Why not? I've always liked games," Cell said. He was enjoying his new opponent.
"Ka... me... ha... me.... Ha!!!" Cell shouted. He held the ki in his body and waited for her to start whatever she was going to throw at him.
She began chanting.
Darkness beyond twilight, Crimson beyond blood that flows, Buried in the stream of time is where your power flows, I pledge myself to conquer... all the foes who stand... before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand! Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess... DRAGON SLAVE!
(Ok... I hope you still like this. I dunno if anyone will. I don't think I'm gonna put it in the dbz section though. Lata!)
Well, I've decided. I'm going to write this as a DBZ cross. I'm sorry to all those who hate dbz (I'm almost one of them. If it weren't for all the screaming and yelling and 2 second fights and then talking again i'd like it more but it still doesn't have to bad of a story to it.) However, if anyone wants to write on this and do it as they think it should be done, feel free too. After all it was just an idea I came up with after reading a different fic. If someone wants it just e-mail me (or ask in a review! "Nudge nudge") I'm very impressed with the amount of reviews this fic's gotten. I just never expected it to be so... liked. I got like three people that absolutly hate it. And the rest seem to want to shoot me if i don't put up more... hmm, the life of a writer... (I'm so loved) (Sarcastically)
Ah yes another joke. Kindof perverted. Don't read unless your male or simply don't care.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
I can't imagine someone not getting this... I find it very funny. Don't tell me no jokes on FF.net in a review. I'll just laugh at it.
One thing I need to mention. The earth is now a thousand years older. The continents of the world have now been pushed very closly into one continent except Austrailia which is still it's own continent. Japan is now attached to China. West City and all of those cities in DBZ are located in Chapan (Mixture of Japan and China)
On with the show.
P.S. There will be one thing though. This fic... it's going to turn make fun of DBZ a lot... an example will be the abnormally long time it takes to use a Kamehame ha wave. I've always wondered why they never attack the person who's using it when there just sitting there saying words. Ok now really, on with the show.
Chapter Three
"Well first off I'm not 17. I'm actually somewhere in the range of 1,250 to 1,350. I'm not really sure. It was never worth it to keep track. I could figure it out since I remember my birthday but it's just not worth it." Ranma stated.
"You... Your 1300 years old!!!" Conditioner shouted.
"Yeah... bein' immortal has it's ups and downs. I get to keep this amazing looking body... but on the inside i feel like no more than rotting bone." Ranma said sadly... "At least I had felt that way... Until I met Yumana... And now Luna." Ranma said.
"Hey! What do you want with her? She's just a dumb tomboy!" Ryuso replied angrily.
Ranma chuckled. Ryoga snickered.
"Whatever you say kid... See the thing about you Ryuso is... your my reincarnation, and it seems you done just about everything I did when I was your age. You seem to act the same way I did and still do. This also explains why my chaos aura dwarfs yours." Ranma told him.
"So... So what're you saying about Luna then? What's she too you?" Ryuso asked.
"Hmm, she isn't to me. She's yours. You'll end up figuring it out soon enough," Ranma smirked.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean? How could I be a reincarnation of you when your still alive? And why do you mean by Luna's mine? If you mean in she likes me... fat chance!" Ryuso yelled.
"Heh, lets just say when your 1,300 years old you find it fun to speak in riddles." Ranma said.
"Hmph, for being 1,300 years old you don't seem all TOO powerful. Not beatable but I could take you in a few months from what I sense if I were to train nonstop. You didn't stop martial arts did you!?" Ryuso asked.
Ranma smirked.
"The more powerful one is the less one flaunts it."
Conditioner nodded while Ryuso remained clueless.
"What?" Ryuso replied.
"Now there is one thing though. Ryuso, have you ever heard of a place called Jusenkyo?"
Ryuso froze.
"Ho..How do you know about that. You know about my curse?" Ryuso asked.
"You've been there and have a curse? What is it..." Ranma asked suddenly looking horribly sad along with the Ryoga.
Ryuso went to get a bucket of water that was in the corner of the dojo and poored it over her head. Ranma watched as Ryuso changed from the blacked headed pigtailed boy, into a blue haired girl who was about the same hight as his male side, which was still about a foot taller than Ranma, to Ranma's personal envy.
When Ryuso noticed the sad look on Ranma's face he asked her, "What's the problem... I hate my stupid curse but... it comes in handy at times... sure being a stupid ditzy girl sucks but I get free Ice cream! What's wrong? I'll cure myself of the Jusenkyo curse soon anyway!"
Ranma and Ryoga took a glance at one another and looked down. This poor kid was gonna go through almost the exact same thing Ranma had... and end up the same way... Alone...
"Kid... when your around a hundred... look me up," Ranma told him.
"What does that mean?" He asked.
"You see this body here? Ranma replied pointing to herself. "This is my Jusenkyo curse... this is my immortality... that body there..." She said pointing to Ryuso, "that is yours."
"I'm immortal?" Ryuso asked.
Ranma said nothing.
She turned around to go back toward where all the people were gathered around Nabiki staring at the bullion of dimonds she had in her hands... Ranma definantly wouldn't have any pictures of herself on display.... heh heh... the Tendo family was now by about a thousand times more rich than the Kunos. Senoya would never need money again.
The dimonds had been placed on the ground. The Tendo's were gathered around them all with goofy grins on their faces. Even Luna which was out of character for her. Collage funding wouldn't be a problem anymore.
Sanoya on the other hand was very confused... she was now completely set for LIFE! Her entire life had just changed around completely by about a hundred little rocks that lay on the floor of her dojo... She had planned on going into buisiness... but was it even worth it now? She was filthy rich... COMPLETELY SET FOR LIFE! She had never even thought something like this possible. Not for her. She wanted too much... but this girl suddenly walkes in to her house and gives her... GIVES HER her dream. No strings attatched except that she doesn't find pictures of herself at school... DIAMOND FOR A LACK OF PICTURES! "How rich must Ranma be? To just give up this much money like that."
"Ranma, may I ask you a question?" Sanoya asked.
"You just did," Ranma replied.
"Well... I was wondering, why you would give up so much money. Do you have more of these?" She asked Ranma almost timidly.
"I have a palace carved out of those," Ranma told her, "Those are just the tip of the ice berg of the money I have... I actually use my dimonds as more of a house instead of a sorce of money... heh heh!"
Ranma put up her happiness again. She felt increadibly sorry for what Ryuso would almost undoubtedly face throughout his life time, but decided to let him live while Luna was around. Ryoga's thoughs were much the same.
Sanoya's eyes were filled with dollar signs. Like seven of them fit in each eye. Rich Rich Rich Rich Money Money...
"Ranma... could... do you think I could see this palace of yours?" Sanoya asked.
"No," Ranma replied, "You wouldn't be able to tell what it looked like. You'd be too busy trying to repress your most unhappy thoughts."
"What does that mean?" Sanoya asked.
"I'm getting that alot today," Ranma replied.
"Ranma, where did you learn your magic?" Conditioner asked.
Ranma was somewhat hesitant about telling but decided it would be allright to tell Conditioner, as long as she told no one.
"I got it from the diary of a girl named, Luna Inverse. She was said to once be the most powerful sorceress in the world." Ranma said in mandarin.
"YOU HAVE THAT DIARY!" Conditioner shouted.
Ranma smirked and then nodded.
Suddenly Ranma felt an enourmous surge of power. She knew what it was... sort of. Lately, as in within the last 10 years, she had been sensing a group of people who's strengths were raising by leaps and bounds. Ranma had originally expected devine or devilish intervention in these raises but further inspection on her part had led her to believe they were of a different race of beings. These things had been protecting the earth. Had a situation gotten to hard for them she would have intervene. She had never needed too... Not untill now.
"RANMA! DO YOU FEEL THAT!" Happosai's voice echoed through to the dojo from the house. Something was happening a few hundred miles away. Intense powers were being used in a battle between two people. And the one Ranma had hoped to be winning, wasn't.
"Turn on the TV, Maybe the news knows what's going on... It could just be a martial arts tournament or something." Sanoya said.
"It's not, but that's a good idea." Ranma replied.
The went into the houses living room and turned on the television to witness a display of power by a green person in the middle of a ring. He was fighting against a man with gold hair and an almost equal power. However the gold haired man was losing, badly.
"Ranma, perhaps you should intervene?" Happosai asked.
"Old man? You not helpin?" Ranma asked.
"Nah, If I need to I will. There both weak compared to you. You should be able to handle it. I'm the master and I only fight when my student loses." Happosai said calmly.
"Bah, Gigi your just chicken," Ranma said.
"We gotta go everyone or this entire planet could be destroyed by those two." Ranma told the Tendo's Conitioner and To Well.
"But your leaving! Just like that!?" Luna asked.
"I'll be back soon!" Ranma shouted and then suddenly jumped into the air... and simply dissapeared.
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The Battle field of the Cell Games.
"I Give Up!" Goku shouted.
"WHAT!" The rest of the Z fighter exclaimed.
"What in the world is Goku thinking! Who else is there that could beat Cell other than him?" Piccolo thought.
"Well then who is going to fight me Goku? Vegeta? Trunks? Maybe Piccolo? They don't stand a chance!" Cell taunted.
"No... None of those. Theres another one. I choose-...!" Goku was interupted.
"I will fight him." Ranma said plainly as she appeared in between Goku and Cell.
"...Who who are you?" Goku asked.
"HEY WHO IS THAT!?" Krillen shouted pointing down at the ground. "Whoever she is, she's gonna get herself killed!"
Ranma stood confidently. Looking up at Cell.
"I have no times for pathetic wimps like you.. little girl. Who are you? Another one of him?" Cell asked pointing to Hercule.
"HEY!" He shouted from the sidelines.
"Well... some people have called me the Avatar of Chaos. Unfortunatly I was kinda joking when I said I'd fight you," Ranma said plainly.
"Good, Now Goku, who do you-...!"
"I want my pig here to fight you," Ranma said with a smirk on her face.
"ARE YOU MOCKING ME?" Cell asked.
"Yes, and no." Ranma answered.
"You are annoying me." Cell said.
"That's what I live for." Ranma replied.
Goku was watching them Argue. He didn't understand it. Why was this human provoking cell? She would die in an instant! She didn't possibly stand a chance. Perhaps she had a dear friend or loved one die and now just wants to die herself?" Goku thought. "But where did she come from?"
The pig standing nearby the girl suddenly started squeeking.
"What? What do you mean you don't wanna fight? My turn? Argh! Come on! Huh?... ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!... FINE YOUR ON!" Ranma shouted to the pig.
The girl and the pig proceeded to actually play a game of rock paper scissors to see who would fight Cell. Ranma lost.
"Fine I'll do it...!" Ranma said to the pig. The pig just squealed happily.
"Well, since my pig is having some technical difficulties I'll fight you then." Ranma said turning to Cell.
"I've had enough of you. You bore me now," Cell said. He then fired a chi blast at her. Her being a human she expected it to singe her into a little bit of ashes.
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Goku shouted as he jumped in the way of the incoming blast, expecting to take it head on for the girls life.
"Hey!" Ranma said to Goku. "This is my fight!" She then wacked him out of the way into a nearby mountain and dodged the blast.
"You are a pest. Pathetic humans. The strongest of your kind are within and inch of my power!" Cell taunted.
"Your power must be a centimeter then!... but if you want to get into the metric system..." Ranma joked.
"ENOUGH!" Cell shouted as he dashed toward the pathetic insect. This pathetic human was making him extreamly angry with her taunts and jokes. He had no idea that this was her strategy.
To any normal person watching Cell suddenly appeared beside Ranma.
"Weak humans." He muttered before punching her in the gut.
She keeled over. "Holy shit!" She cried.
"What did you think you were going to do girl?" Cell taunted.
"Gotcha!" Ranm said and then looked up at Cell.
Her power suddenly skyrocketed.
She slammed his face in with a direct uppercut sending him up into the sky.
"TELEPORT!" She shouted.
She suddenly appeared above him. As he came flying up toward her she said one simple word, "Pathetic," And then elbowed him straight down into the ground.
"Heh heh. This girl know's how to fight. What a sucker punch." Vegeta thought. "And he fell right for it."
Ranma fell toward the ground.
"RAYWING!" She shouted and then began to hover untill she was a few feet away from the ground.
"Your amazingly strong and fast, Mr. Evil Green man trying to take over the world. But your really shouldn't get so damn pissed off. If you hadn't been so angry and would've attacked with more control, you may have hit me!" Ranma scolded as if she were Cell's teacher.
"I've had enough of you, you pathetic pest!" Cell shouted. Apparently he hadn't payed much attention to Ranma's lecture.
"He began to charge one of his most powerful attacks... actually, one of Goku's most powerful attacks.
"Ka... Me.. Ha... Me.. UGH!" Cell cried out as he was struck in the stomach during the process of his attack.
"Pathetic. How is that a good attack if it takes so damn long to charge?" Ranma asked.
Cell coughed up blood as he tried to return the wind to himself after it having been knocked out. This girl was increadible. She was coming very close to succeeding where even Goku had failed. Amazing.
"You are very powerful, indeed. Perhaps your not just some pest," Cell said plainly.
"I try," Ranma replied.
The Z fighters were confused. They had yet to notice even a bit of the use of ki. Somehow this so called Avatar of Chaos had succeeded in hurting Cell without getting hurt in return all without the use of ki! Amazing.
"What is your name, Girl?" Cell asked.
"Ranma." she replied.
"Well, then. Ranma, I challenge you to a formal battle." Cell said.
Ranma became uneasy. Cell was now acting abnormally calm. Should he keep this calm the battle between the two of them could turn out to be much longer then she had anticipated.
"Hmm. You were holding back on me now wern't you Mr. Green man who is trying to take over the world?" Ranma said in a play baby voice. Goku began laughing.
"As are you," Cell said.
"So what's your name?" Ranma asked.
"Cell," he replied.
"Nice name. Did your mommy give it too you? Or did you just come up with it cuz it sounded cool and evil?" Ranma asked.
"It was given to me when I was born," Cell replied.
"Hmm. Well... lets start out with a big bang shall we?" Ranma proposed. "You cast your Kamahame whatever and I'll use a great attack of my own and well see who's is better? Ranma proposed. "First you say your words and get your ki gathered and then let me start casting my attack?"
"Why not? I've always liked games," Cell said. He was enjoying his new opponent.
"Ka... me... ha... me.... Ha!!!" Cell shouted. He held the ki in his body and waited for her to start whatever she was going to throw at him.
She began chanting.
Darkness beyond twilight, Crimson beyond blood that flows, Buried in the stream of time is where your power flows, I pledge myself to conquer... all the foes who stand... before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand! Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess... DRAGON SLAVE!
(Ok... I hope you still like this. I dunno if anyone will. I don't think I'm gonna put it in the dbz section though. Lata!)