(Hello and we continue with A Millenium. On with the show.)
The only real criticism and point out i got was from Sagara Kanami.
Sagara, believe it or not, I had allready thought of this and will explain it at the begining of this fic.
Chapter four.
The z - fighters watched in incomprehension as the blasts built up.
DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!!!
KAMEHAME-HA!!!!!!!!
The blasts came towards each other. The on looking fighters shielded themselve from the force the impact would have as the black beam headed towards the blue one.
3...2...1... They closed there eyes... and they then heard an "UGH!" followed by the shattering of a nearby mountain.
"What happened?" Krillen asked.
When the dust cleared it became obvious that Ranma was standing while Cell had fallen on his back. He stood.
"THAT WAS A DIRTY TRICK!" Cell screamed.
"OH! MY I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT!" Ranma returned once again in a baby voice.
"You damn girl!" Cell yelled at her.
"Hey, you fell for it, not me! It's not like it even hurt you anyway! I find it funny, magic and ki are not physically able to touch each other so they pass through! I dodge you blast and you basically get smacked in the face and laughed at.... Ha Ha!" Ranma said.
Cell charged at her. He began to punch furiously.
"LEARN CONTROL IDIOT!" She yelled and then banged him over the head with an oak staff that had materialized from no where. (Cologne's staff)
Cells eyes bugged out as the staff hit him making him look extreamly funny.
"Amazing! What is she? Defeating Cell so easily! I didn't think it possible!" Trunks said.
Most of the Z-Fighters were laughing.
Cell got up from his humiliating position on the ground.
FINE HUMAN! TASTE TRUE POWER!
Cell's power began to excalate until he reached his maximum.
"Afraid now girl!?" He asked after around ten minutes. Ranma laughed at the fact that during the ten minutes she could have punched over 10,000 times in the gut. He was using his maximum ki and she had yet to begin using her major forte. Truly, cheating as magic is, it was much more fun.
"...Well... Nice light show I'll admit... but after all! Fireworks don't hurt you unless they explode!" Ranma yelled.
She put ki into her fist instead of magic and hit him in the stomach. The powerful looking light that had been surrounding him dissappeared instantly.
Cell stared wide eyed... this was too much... He couldn't possibly stand a chance against someone like this girl. Her weak look... She was pathetic! A human! What could a human possibly do to him!!!
Suddenly Ranma let down her cheerfulness and as Cell curled over Ranma whispered to him.
"All races have a boundary to cross. Goku over there, has crossed his race's boundary twice fold making him what he calls, I think a super Saiyajin 2. It is much harder for humans to cross their bondary than it is for Saiyijins. That bald man over there is very close to crossing his first. I've crossed mine 6 times... You are nothing. Surrender or I will end this fight with you purple blood all over my hand." Ranma told him, with a very sudden mood swing, which was extreamly frightening to everyone whow could hear it except for Ryoga, who oddly enough had crossed his own race's boundary 5 times.
"I'm what you would call a Super Sapian 6. If you don't surrendur you will die." Ranma with a voice as cold as ice.
Cell scooted away from the girl maddly and landed on his back.
"Your a monster!!!!" Cell cried.
"I'm nothing more than rotting bone." Ranma said so only Cell could hear. Piccolo however, had heard everything the girl had said and suddenly became extreamly sweaty.
"What's wrong with you Namek? We've won! What are you so afraid of!" Vegeta yelled as the Z-fighters attentions shifted to Piccolo and the noticed his was steping away from the battle ground as if he was ready to run away.
"That girl... If we can't trust her.. if she is our enemy... we'll all die!" Piccolo said.
"What?" Goku laughed. "Really, Piccolo! She is strong but she's doesn't sound like the type of person to want to hurt us!"
"Yo..You didn't hear her.. Her words were ice... so, evil..." Piccolo said as if he was completely terrified.
And just as suddenly as she had come, the evil Ranma left.
"Hey! How could a beautiful girl like me possibly be a monster!" Ranma said once again in her bubbly voice.
"CELL NO BAKA!" Ranma cried as she summoned a mallet and began to pummel him with it until it made a cell-angel in the ground.
Cell stood, slowly... if his body were made of bones... every one would be broken. Fortunantly he had a much more difficult to puncture, exoskeleton, that had been punctured.
"If I go down I'm taking you and every being on this planet with me!!!!!" Cell shouted. His power surged to imensity again and he began to self-destruct himself.
Ranma rushed to him and punched him trying to break his concentration of energy. However as cell turned into nothing but a blob of powder from the punches reigning on him, he concetrated and pushed the pain to the back of his decapitated mind.
"DAMN" Ranma thought. She stopped punching him. She began to chant.
The halter of perfect destruction. The wall of master defence. The gates of heaven and my own body hold, give me the power to stand against the Red Horseman of Destruction! Absolute Terror!
Ranma cried her own spell chant. She had never cast it before. There were risks in casting a spell that melded her immence ki and magical power together.
A giant bubble clear and almost plastic looking surrounded Ranma and Cell and lifted them up.
It was possible for her to meld her ki into Cells and force him to implode blowing himself up and destroying only maybe a few 100,000 acres of land but she would die along with him, no matter how strong she was. So she opted for this.
Ryoga came running in a panic and jumped into the bubble that had surrounded Cell and Ranma and found that he slipped straight through.
Suddenly a great exposion occured inside the bubble. The bubble glowed red and fire was seen on the inside. Like an acme "Atomic Bomb in a Bottle" It exploded and then... it was gone.
"That ended the best it possibly could have." Piccolo said. "I'd rather have fought ten Cells than that girl."
The remaining fighters morned regrets for the girl they had never gotten to actually meet, cheered the defeat of Cell and then left.
Once they got to the lookout they met with Dende.
"Dende! It was amazing! You shoulda seen her! It's too bad she died..." Gohan said. They proceeded to retell the story of the girl who had died fighting the menace Cell. Piccolo kept to himself.
The first was to turn the Androids into humans (Which worked this time around) And the second was to revive everyone who was killed by Cell, (Which now included the androids) Unfortunantly, since android 16 wasn't destroyed by Cell and it was actually himself that killed himself, he wasn't revived. However 17, and 18 were.
Goku asked Dende to ask King Kai about the girl.
"Hey King Kai! Did you see what happened to Cell? Do you know who that girl was?" Goku asked throught Dende's telepathy.
"Goku... that girl was my last resort. She is quite possibly the single most powerful being in your end of the Universe... she's not dead, unfortunantly. She seems exempt from death. I'd know if she was. But I would rather not talk about that girl. She's been around since my Grandpa's rule of the North quadrant 1100 years ago.
"She's that old!!!" Goku cried.
"No.. she's a little older actually. She has apparently been here before because all of our records on her are kapuyee. She in actuallity, shouldn't be able to live... Honestly I've got no clue how a human has managed to live so long! The only other Human was and still is her master in her school of Martial Arts. But... I'm not sure which of them is actually stronger." King Kai said.
I WANNA SPAR AGAINST HER!!!!
"Goku..." King Kai said coldly.
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!" Goku said.
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"Ranma's... Ranma's dead? But we just met her!" Luna shouted.
"I don't know child. But I do know that that girl was likely one of the most powerful people in this universe... I seriously doubt she would have died. I'm not exactly sure if she can die." Conditioner said.
Life went on as normal for the Saotomes and Tendo. Ryuso however, took to contemplating the fact that his curse... made him immortal. And then he did something different than Ranma...
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HEY!!! HEY SOMEBODY'S HE-- uh... nevermind...
"Damn... she's beautiful. What happened?... There are burn marks all over her..." The man thought.
"Uhnnn... damn!... Dyin' hurts like hell!" said the beautiful redhead sleepily.
The man ignored the comment.
"Hey! Hey wake up!" He said.
"Unngh, don't wanna, 10 more minutes Ryoga!" The girl said.
After about five minutes he almost gave up.
"She wouldn't even wake up If I threw a bucket of water on her!" He thought aloud.
She shot up.
"AHANAH No water... nooo nonononono no water. Huh? Hey where am I?" She said suddenly fully awake.
"HEY RYOGA! WERE ALIVE! I wasn't sure we'd make it!" Ranma said picking up a small black object on the ground beneath her.
"Hey! Are you allright, miss?" The man asked.
"Uh yeah I'm... WAIT! What happened to Cell?" Ranma asked in a slightly curious voice to no one in particular.
"Cell? As in the green terrorist that kill thousands of people seven years ago and was defeated by Hercule?" He asked.
"Seven years? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEVEN YEARS!" Ranma cried.
"Uh... well, it's been seven years since Cell was defeated, miss, by Hercule Satan." He said.
Ranma looked around. It was around 7:30 Ranma guessed, in the middle of nowhere. There was a great statue not to far away, Ranma noticed, of a man with an afro punching another statue of Cell. Ranma didn't care about fame anymore so it was fine with her if Hercule took the credit.
"Your at the site of the Cell games, only this area is for authorized personel only. I would ask how you had gotten in, but if you promise not to tell anyone I'll let you out cuz your so damn cute!" He said in a way that actually did make Ranma blush... it was faked but hey, he tried.
"Jee, thanks!" Ranma said.
They walked toward a nearby facility and the man let Ranma exit the area.
"Eeeh" Ranma thought. Much as she had loved Yumana, she still found it odd to like other men. Yumana was the only exception. Or any other reincarnation of Akane.
When Ranma got out of site of anyone she began walking... "Seven years huh? I can live with that. I wonder what happened to Shampoo and Mousse.
Ranma was at the moment, extreamly low on magical power. So she decided to just walk to the nearest city, which the man who found her had kindly pointed out that it was six hundred miles south south east. (Meaning a little more south than south east.)
She thanked him and began to walk, leaving the man stunned at the fact that she acted like she could walk six hundred miles. When he turned around, the girl was gone.
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After Ranma had walked for about 100 miles at a speed of around 100 miles an hour, she stopped. She sensed the spiky haired man's aura. Goku, she thought his name was. And that other person with spiky hair... she didn't know his name but he was sparring with Goku.
Ranma walked out off the path. Around five miles later she walked into a clearing and saw Goku and the other man with spiky hair sparring fiercely.
Another person walked outside of a little cottage nearby, who was taller than both of the men who were fighting.
"HEY DAD! MOM SAY'S DINNERS READ..Red Redhead... Whoa!..." He asked looking at the girl.
She squinted at the tall boy.
"Hey! It's the squirt only older!" Ranma thought!
"Hey! The little kid! He got a lot taller! NO FAIR! WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TA BE TALLER THAN ME!?" Ranma shouted.
Ryoga snickered and said something to Ranma.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU STUPID PIG!" Ranma said and suddenly began to chase the rapidly retreating pig.
"MY BREASTS ARE NOT STUNTING MY GROWTH! DAMN GOD-FORSAKEN PIG!!!!!" Ranma cried.
The shout brought the attention of everyone in the house.
Goku and Vegeta stop sparring when they felt a sudden small spike in power nearby that they didn't recognize. When they came down from midair they were greeted with the most interesting sight of a young girl and a pig throwing ki blasts at each other.
However that was what interested them. It was the fact that the usually calm and stable Gohan, was on the ground laughing his ass off clutching his gut.
"Gohan? Uh... Who's your friend?" Goku asked.
"I'... heh hehe don't have a... clue... she just, hah hea c.. came out of the forest and said... ha hah...." His histerics kept him from saying much more.
Ranma turned to face them leaving a pig print on the ground with some writing on the pigs head that said "Idiot."
Gohan laughed harder.
"Excuse me.. miss? Who are you?" Goku asked, not recognizing her.
"Huh? You don't remember me? I'm the one who knocked you into a wall when you tried to defend me? Beat cell? Ring a bell?" Ranma asked.
"WHAT!!! HEY IT IS! YOUR THE GIRL THAT BEAT CELL!" Goku cried. "Hey there! I've really been looking for a challenge and I kinda wanted to see you some day to fight you! Uh I mean spar with you, are you really as old as King Kai says you are? Huh?" Goku asked acting like an extatic child who had just gotten a treat.
"Kakarot, shut up! If she's as powerful as the Kai says then you might not want to annoy her!" Vegeta yelled whispering into Goku's ear where Ranma couldn't hear. Especially with Gohan, who had just stopped laughing and now lay panting on the ground.
"Ok..." Goku said acting like a beaten child.
"Well, uh I guess we were never formally introduced. I'm Ranma Saotome of the Anything Goes school of Martial arts." Ranma said and then bowed.
"I'm Goku of... um I gues the Turtle Hermit Martial arts." Goku said plainly. "King Kai told me you were from the Anything Goes school. I went and saw that place but everyone there was... no offence or anything but they were all really weak."
"King Kai? That big blue bloat is still ruling the northern end of the universe!? Hmph!" Ranma snorted.
-Blink Blink- "You know King Kai?" Goku asked.
"Well, I dunno if it's the same King Kai. It could be his son ruling now." Ranma said.
"THE KAI'S HAVE KIDS?!" Goku cried.
"I dunno." Ranma said.
"Hey... well. I'm kinda low on my magic right now and I got no real place to go... so If you guys wanna let me stay here I'll train you a little? Wadaya say?" Ranma asked and then realized that she had made a rather large mistake. Chichi, Goku's wife, had just walked out to see what had happened to the KIYA!s and DIE!s.
"OF COURSE YOU CAN STAY!" She cried. "But there's a little problem, you'll have to stay in Gohan's room because all the other's are full... Really sorry! Come on let me show you around!"
"MOM!" Gohan said standing up. "You know there is plenty of room in the guest room!"
"Eheh heh... Gohan got hit on the head today!" Chichi said. She then walked over to Gohan and whispered something in his ear.
"SORRY, Uh the uh! Guestroom... is uh... full! Packed full of stuff, Mmhmm!!! Hehe heh gulp." Gohan said as if scared of the consiquences if he didn't. Ranma didn't really care. She could go to her home at the lonely mountain anytime she wanted. Her spells wouldn't fade for another hundred years. Seven was nothing.
"Ok... I'll stay with the tall guy who used to be shorter than me..." Ranma glowered. Gohan sweatdropped.
"It's not my fault.." He mouthed.
It was apparent to anyone that it offended Ranma that some kid could live for seven years and get taller than her but she had lived 1300 and was shorter than him. She sure was glad she hadn't turned out like Cologne though.
Ranma pictured herself pogo-ing around on a walking stick at a grand total hight of two feet with white hair. She shuddered.
"Um, how long will you be staying?" Chichi suddenly asked.
"As long as you want me too." Ranma replied.
Ranma had decided that she was getting a little on the older side of age and perhaps it was her time to start training someone. Looking at the three men she noticed it was the youngest who had the most potential.
She smiled at him and he blushed a little, but not as much as most people he had done that too. He began to twiddle his fingers.
"Amazing! I can't believe such a beautiful young woman just drops in on us asking to stay! I'll have grandchildren yet!" Chichi dreamed.
"Well if your gonna be staying that long your going to have to go to school with Gohan." Chichi said. "A young woman like you should know her studies!"
"What is it with family's and sending their kids to school?" Ranma thought. "Oh well, I was gonna with the Saotome School anyway but this may be fun.
"Ok." Ranma said.
And they walked into the house where Ranma saw a meal... A feast... a gigantically large meal sitting on the table... A home cooked meal that was her size! She really hoped they would invite her to eat. Ranma also saw a blue haired woman and two little boys that had tackled the Squirt, called Gohan and began dragging him to his chair.
"MOM SAYS WE CAN'T EAT TILL EVERYONE IS HERE! HURRY UP HURRY UP!!!" The cried in unison.
They all sat down.
"Who are you?" The blue haired woman asked.
"My name is Ranma Saotome. And you?" Ranma asked.
"Bulma Breif's. Pleased ta' meet'cha!" Bulma said. She had allready been informed why Ranma was staying. "This is my son Trunks, and that brat with him is Chichi's other kid, Goten." Bulma said.
They began to eat.
During the dinner Bulma explained that she, Vegeta, and Trunks were here to visit the Son's.
Ranma noticed that all males present ate at lightning speeds.
Ranma decided she had best not steal their food. It was, after all, their house.
"So Ranma, uh how old are you? Really?" Gohan asked her suddenly.
"Uh... heh... I'm 16." Ranma twiddled her fingers. A pig who suddenly sat on Ranma's shoulder bit her ear.
"Ok... I deserved that." Ranma said. "But that comment was still really rude."
Most the people there didn't notice the girl talking to her pig, as they were too busy eating.
Had the others been paying attention, they would have pointed out the fact that this girl had to be older than that. Gohan didn't really care.
After dinner it was getting late and everyone decided to turn in except for Trunks and Goten who stayed up all night playing a video game on Goten's Playstation 64.
Actually the guest room actually was full. Vegeta and Bulma were occupying it.
Gohan went up to bed and got into it.
A little while later he became scared to death as Ranma came upstairs stripped down into a set of underclothing, grudgingly put on a night dress Chichi had given her, got INTO the bed WITH Gohan. And fell asleep instantly.
Gohan slept horribly.
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Ranma awoke laying on someone.
She got up and found her pig rolling around on the floor laughing, watching her as she got off of Gohan.
"Damn! I'm sorry! Poor kid probably had a heart attack!" Ranma said aloud. Ryoga laughed harder. "Hmm... I"m just that good-looking." Ranma said smugly as she cleaned the blood from Gohan's nose. She pressed a pressure point on the side of his head and he relaxed into a much more dreamful state of sleep.
In about two hours everyone was awake, including Gohan, and excluding Goten and Trunks, who opted for sleeping untill noon.
"So Ranma," Chichi asked from her position at the stove cooking bacon and eggs, "I was wondering... who are you really? What's your story?"
Ranma decided she had might as well tell her. She told her that she had been cursed with immortallity. She had been around for about 1,300 years and had gotten sick of her home. So she had ventured out. As soon as she had gotten to the place she wanted to be, however, she had been forced to make an appearance at the Cell games. And somehow her magical wall that had enclosed Cell's explosion, had transported her seven years into the future. Why seven years, she had no idea.
"Well... getting you into school will be a little hard then." Chichi said.
Chichi asked Ranma if she had any medical records of her birth... or knew who her parents were. Ranma answered that she was too old for anything to be believable. So it was decided that the Sons would keep her for a while as surogate parents make some paperwork on her and tell the officials that a friend in a far off country had died and sent Ranma to them.
Ranma wondered why they were so accepting of her story. Hell, she wondered why they were accepting of her. Surely it wasn't because of beating Cell. But there must be some reason Chichi wanted to act as her parent and adopt her... even though Ranma had almost choked when the idea was proposed because Ranma was so much older than Chichi. Then two things clicked in her mind. Chichi had wanted Ranma to be around Gohan alot. And Goku had wanted to spar with her. That was it! Goku wanted a challenge and Chichi wanted grandchildren.
Well Chichi would be dissappointed but Goku would have the time of his life.
After they had breakfast the Briefs went home.
Chichi took Ranma in to a medical place where her records were set. They gave her a birth certificate and social security card. She was a completly registered adopted child of the Son family now. She was officially born in the year 3284 on March 21, in the STILL uninhabited Quing Hai province of China. Then she and Gohan went to the cities high school to take the entrance exams.
Both were straight A's. They would be going to school three days after the test which was a Tuesday.
"Well then... Big brother, I guess we're goin' to High school!" Ranma said to Gohan as they flew home in an airship capsule.
"Don't call me that... your 1,300 years old!" Gohan then got a mischievios grin, "Old Hag."
Suddenly there was a hole in the bottom of the ship and Gohan found himself hurtling toward the ground.
"That hurt." He said just before he slammed into a rock and exploded it.
Ranma fixed the hole with a repairing spell that she didn't need to chant for.
Gohan followed them to their home in the 439 Mountain area.
"Well, my life just took an extreamly interesting turn!" Gohan thought as he flew home.
(Hope you like! Big twist though I tell you what. Lata!)
The only real criticism and point out i got was from Sagara Kanami.
Sagara, believe it or not, I had allready thought of this and will explain it at the begining of this fic.
Chapter four.
The z - fighters watched in incomprehension as the blasts built up.
DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!!!
KAMEHAME-HA!!!!!!!!
The blasts came towards each other. The on looking fighters shielded themselve from the force the impact would have as the black beam headed towards the blue one.
3...2...1... They closed there eyes... and they then heard an "UGH!" followed by the shattering of a nearby mountain.
"What happened?" Krillen asked.
When the dust cleared it became obvious that Ranma was standing while Cell had fallen on his back. He stood.
"THAT WAS A DIRTY TRICK!" Cell screamed.
"OH! MY I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT!" Ranma returned once again in a baby voice.
"You damn girl!" Cell yelled at her.
"Hey, you fell for it, not me! It's not like it even hurt you anyway! I find it funny, magic and ki are not physically able to touch each other so they pass through! I dodge you blast and you basically get smacked in the face and laughed at.... Ha Ha!" Ranma said.
Cell charged at her. He began to punch furiously.
"LEARN CONTROL IDIOT!" She yelled and then banged him over the head with an oak staff that had materialized from no where. (Cologne's staff)
Cells eyes bugged out as the staff hit him making him look extreamly funny.
"Amazing! What is she? Defeating Cell so easily! I didn't think it possible!" Trunks said.
Most of the Z-Fighters were laughing.
Cell got up from his humiliating position on the ground.
FINE HUMAN! TASTE TRUE POWER!
Cell's power began to excalate until he reached his maximum.
"Afraid now girl!?" He asked after around ten minutes. Ranma laughed at the fact that during the ten minutes she could have punched over 10,000 times in the gut. He was using his maximum ki and she had yet to begin using her major forte. Truly, cheating as magic is, it was much more fun.
"...Well... Nice light show I'll admit... but after all! Fireworks don't hurt you unless they explode!" Ranma yelled.
She put ki into her fist instead of magic and hit him in the stomach. The powerful looking light that had been surrounding him dissappeared instantly.
Cell stared wide eyed... this was too much... He couldn't possibly stand a chance against someone like this girl. Her weak look... She was pathetic! A human! What could a human possibly do to him!!!
Suddenly Ranma let down her cheerfulness and as Cell curled over Ranma whispered to him.
"All races have a boundary to cross. Goku over there, has crossed his race's boundary twice fold making him what he calls, I think a super Saiyajin 2. It is much harder for humans to cross their bondary than it is for Saiyijins. That bald man over there is very close to crossing his first. I've crossed mine 6 times... You are nothing. Surrender or I will end this fight with you purple blood all over my hand." Ranma told him, with a very sudden mood swing, which was extreamly frightening to everyone whow could hear it except for Ryoga, who oddly enough had crossed his own race's boundary 5 times.
"I'm what you would call a Super Sapian 6. If you don't surrendur you will die." Ranma with a voice as cold as ice.
Cell scooted away from the girl maddly and landed on his back.
"Your a monster!!!!" Cell cried.
"I'm nothing more than rotting bone." Ranma said so only Cell could hear. Piccolo however, had heard everything the girl had said and suddenly became extreamly sweaty.
"What's wrong with you Namek? We've won! What are you so afraid of!" Vegeta yelled as the Z-fighters attentions shifted to Piccolo and the noticed his was steping away from the battle ground as if he was ready to run away.
"That girl... If we can't trust her.. if she is our enemy... we'll all die!" Piccolo said.
"What?" Goku laughed. "Really, Piccolo! She is strong but she's doesn't sound like the type of person to want to hurt us!"
"Yo..You didn't hear her.. Her words were ice... so, evil..." Piccolo said as if he was completely terrified.
And just as suddenly as she had come, the evil Ranma left.
"Hey! How could a beautiful girl like me possibly be a monster!" Ranma said once again in her bubbly voice.
"CELL NO BAKA!" Ranma cried as she summoned a mallet and began to pummel him with it until it made a cell-angel in the ground.
Cell stood, slowly... if his body were made of bones... every one would be broken. Fortunantly he had a much more difficult to puncture, exoskeleton, that had been punctured.
"If I go down I'm taking you and every being on this planet with me!!!!!" Cell shouted. His power surged to imensity again and he began to self-destruct himself.
Ranma rushed to him and punched him trying to break his concentration of energy. However as cell turned into nothing but a blob of powder from the punches reigning on him, he concetrated and pushed the pain to the back of his decapitated mind.
"DAMN" Ranma thought. She stopped punching him. She began to chant.
The halter of perfect destruction. The wall of master defence. The gates of heaven and my own body hold, give me the power to stand against the Red Horseman of Destruction! Absolute Terror!
Ranma cried her own spell chant. She had never cast it before. There were risks in casting a spell that melded her immence ki and magical power together.
A giant bubble clear and almost plastic looking surrounded Ranma and Cell and lifted them up.
It was possible for her to meld her ki into Cells and force him to implode blowing himself up and destroying only maybe a few 100,000 acres of land but she would die along with him, no matter how strong she was. So she opted for this.
Ryoga came running in a panic and jumped into the bubble that had surrounded Cell and Ranma and found that he slipped straight through.
Suddenly a great exposion occured inside the bubble. The bubble glowed red and fire was seen on the inside. Like an acme "Atomic Bomb in a Bottle" It exploded and then... it was gone.
"That ended the best it possibly could have." Piccolo said. "I'd rather have fought ten Cells than that girl."
The remaining fighters morned regrets for the girl they had never gotten to actually meet, cheered the defeat of Cell and then left.
Once they got to the lookout they met with Dende.
"Dende! It was amazing! You shoulda seen her! It's too bad she died..." Gohan said. They proceeded to retell the story of the girl who had died fighting the menace Cell. Piccolo kept to himself.
The first was to turn the Androids into humans (Which worked this time around) And the second was to revive everyone who was killed by Cell, (Which now included the androids) Unfortunantly, since android 16 wasn't destroyed by Cell and it was actually himself that killed himself, he wasn't revived. However 17, and 18 were.
Goku asked Dende to ask King Kai about the girl.
"Hey King Kai! Did you see what happened to Cell? Do you know who that girl was?" Goku asked throught Dende's telepathy.
"Goku... that girl was my last resort. She is quite possibly the single most powerful being in your end of the Universe... she's not dead, unfortunantly. She seems exempt from death. I'd know if she was. But I would rather not talk about that girl. She's been around since my Grandpa's rule of the North quadrant 1100 years ago.
"She's that old!!!" Goku cried.
"No.. she's a little older actually. She has apparently been here before because all of our records on her are kapuyee. She in actuallity, shouldn't be able to live... Honestly I've got no clue how a human has managed to live so long! The only other Human was and still is her master in her school of Martial Arts. But... I'm not sure which of them is actually stronger." King Kai said.
I WANNA SPAR AGAINST HER!!!!
"Goku..." King Kai said coldly.
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!" Goku said.
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"Ranma's... Ranma's dead? But we just met her!" Luna shouted.
"I don't know child. But I do know that that girl was likely one of the most powerful people in this universe... I seriously doubt she would have died. I'm not exactly sure if she can die." Conditioner said.
Life went on as normal for the Saotomes and Tendo. Ryuso however, took to contemplating the fact that his curse... made him immortal. And then he did something different than Ranma...
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HEY!!! HEY SOMEBODY'S HE-- uh... nevermind...
"Damn... she's beautiful. What happened?... There are burn marks all over her..." The man thought.
"Uhnnn... damn!... Dyin' hurts like hell!" said the beautiful redhead sleepily.
The man ignored the comment.
"Hey! Hey wake up!" He said.
"Unngh, don't wanna, 10 more minutes Ryoga!" The girl said.
After about five minutes he almost gave up.
"She wouldn't even wake up If I threw a bucket of water on her!" He thought aloud.
She shot up.
"AHANAH No water... nooo nonononono no water. Huh? Hey where am I?" She said suddenly fully awake.
"HEY RYOGA! WERE ALIVE! I wasn't sure we'd make it!" Ranma said picking up a small black object on the ground beneath her.
"Hey! Are you allright, miss?" The man asked.
"Uh yeah I'm... WAIT! What happened to Cell?" Ranma asked in a slightly curious voice to no one in particular.
"Cell? As in the green terrorist that kill thousands of people seven years ago and was defeated by Hercule?" He asked.
"Seven years? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEVEN YEARS!" Ranma cried.
"Uh... well, it's been seven years since Cell was defeated, miss, by Hercule Satan." He said.
Ranma looked around. It was around 7:30 Ranma guessed, in the middle of nowhere. There was a great statue not to far away, Ranma noticed, of a man with an afro punching another statue of Cell. Ranma didn't care about fame anymore so it was fine with her if Hercule took the credit.
"Your at the site of the Cell games, only this area is for authorized personel only. I would ask how you had gotten in, but if you promise not to tell anyone I'll let you out cuz your so damn cute!" He said in a way that actually did make Ranma blush... it was faked but hey, he tried.
"Jee, thanks!" Ranma said.
They walked toward a nearby facility and the man let Ranma exit the area.
"Eeeh" Ranma thought. Much as she had loved Yumana, she still found it odd to like other men. Yumana was the only exception. Or any other reincarnation of Akane.
When Ranma got out of site of anyone she began walking... "Seven years huh? I can live with that. I wonder what happened to Shampoo and Mousse.
Ranma was at the moment, extreamly low on magical power. So she decided to just walk to the nearest city, which the man who found her had kindly pointed out that it was six hundred miles south south east. (Meaning a little more south than south east.)
She thanked him and began to walk, leaving the man stunned at the fact that she acted like she could walk six hundred miles. When he turned around, the girl was gone.
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After Ranma had walked for about 100 miles at a speed of around 100 miles an hour, she stopped. She sensed the spiky haired man's aura. Goku, she thought his name was. And that other person with spiky hair... she didn't know his name but he was sparring with Goku.
Ranma walked out off the path. Around five miles later she walked into a clearing and saw Goku and the other man with spiky hair sparring fiercely.
Another person walked outside of a little cottage nearby, who was taller than both of the men who were fighting.
"HEY DAD! MOM SAY'S DINNERS READ..Red Redhead... Whoa!..." He asked looking at the girl.
She squinted at the tall boy.
"Hey! It's the squirt only older!" Ranma thought!
"Hey! The little kid! He got a lot taller! NO FAIR! WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TA BE TALLER THAN ME!?" Ranma shouted.
Ryoga snickered and said something to Ranma.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU STUPID PIG!" Ranma said and suddenly began to chase the rapidly retreating pig.
"MY BREASTS ARE NOT STUNTING MY GROWTH! DAMN GOD-FORSAKEN PIG!!!!!" Ranma cried.
The shout brought the attention of everyone in the house.
Goku and Vegeta stop sparring when they felt a sudden small spike in power nearby that they didn't recognize. When they came down from midair they were greeted with the most interesting sight of a young girl and a pig throwing ki blasts at each other.
However that was what interested them. It was the fact that the usually calm and stable Gohan, was on the ground laughing his ass off clutching his gut.
"Gohan? Uh... Who's your friend?" Goku asked.
"I'... heh hehe don't have a... clue... she just, hah hea c.. came out of the forest and said... ha hah...." His histerics kept him from saying much more.
Ranma turned to face them leaving a pig print on the ground with some writing on the pigs head that said "Idiot."
Gohan laughed harder.
"Excuse me.. miss? Who are you?" Goku asked, not recognizing her.
"Huh? You don't remember me? I'm the one who knocked you into a wall when you tried to defend me? Beat cell? Ring a bell?" Ranma asked.
"WHAT!!! HEY IT IS! YOUR THE GIRL THAT BEAT CELL!" Goku cried. "Hey there! I've really been looking for a challenge and I kinda wanted to see you some day to fight you! Uh I mean spar with you, are you really as old as King Kai says you are? Huh?" Goku asked acting like an extatic child who had just gotten a treat.
"Kakarot, shut up! If she's as powerful as the Kai says then you might not want to annoy her!" Vegeta yelled whispering into Goku's ear where Ranma couldn't hear. Especially with Gohan, who had just stopped laughing and now lay panting on the ground.
"Ok..." Goku said acting like a beaten child.
"Well, uh I guess we were never formally introduced. I'm Ranma Saotome of the Anything Goes school of Martial arts." Ranma said and then bowed.
"I'm Goku of... um I gues the Turtle Hermit Martial arts." Goku said plainly. "King Kai told me you were from the Anything Goes school. I went and saw that place but everyone there was... no offence or anything but they were all really weak."
"King Kai? That big blue bloat is still ruling the northern end of the universe!? Hmph!" Ranma snorted.
-Blink Blink- "You know King Kai?" Goku asked.
"Well, I dunno if it's the same King Kai. It could be his son ruling now." Ranma said.
"THE KAI'S HAVE KIDS?!" Goku cried.
"I dunno." Ranma said.
"Hey... well. I'm kinda low on my magic right now and I got no real place to go... so If you guys wanna let me stay here I'll train you a little? Wadaya say?" Ranma asked and then realized that she had made a rather large mistake. Chichi, Goku's wife, had just walked out to see what had happened to the KIYA!s and DIE!s.
"OF COURSE YOU CAN STAY!" She cried. "But there's a little problem, you'll have to stay in Gohan's room because all the other's are full... Really sorry! Come on let me show you around!"
"MOM!" Gohan said standing up. "You know there is plenty of room in the guest room!"
"Eheh heh... Gohan got hit on the head today!" Chichi said. She then walked over to Gohan and whispered something in his ear.
"SORRY, Uh the uh! Guestroom... is uh... full! Packed full of stuff, Mmhmm!!! Hehe heh gulp." Gohan said as if scared of the consiquences if he didn't. Ranma didn't really care. She could go to her home at the lonely mountain anytime she wanted. Her spells wouldn't fade for another hundred years. Seven was nothing.
"Ok... I'll stay with the tall guy who used to be shorter than me..." Ranma glowered. Gohan sweatdropped.
"It's not my fault.." He mouthed.
It was apparent to anyone that it offended Ranma that some kid could live for seven years and get taller than her but she had lived 1300 and was shorter than him. She sure was glad she hadn't turned out like Cologne though.
Ranma pictured herself pogo-ing around on a walking stick at a grand total hight of two feet with white hair. She shuddered.
"Um, how long will you be staying?" Chichi suddenly asked.
"As long as you want me too." Ranma replied.
Ranma had decided that she was getting a little on the older side of age and perhaps it was her time to start training someone. Looking at the three men she noticed it was the youngest who had the most potential.
She smiled at him and he blushed a little, but not as much as most people he had done that too. He began to twiddle his fingers.
"Amazing! I can't believe such a beautiful young woman just drops in on us asking to stay! I'll have grandchildren yet!" Chichi dreamed.
"Well if your gonna be staying that long your going to have to go to school with Gohan." Chichi said. "A young woman like you should know her studies!"
"What is it with family's and sending their kids to school?" Ranma thought. "Oh well, I was gonna with the Saotome School anyway but this may be fun.
"Ok." Ranma said.
And they walked into the house where Ranma saw a meal... A feast... a gigantically large meal sitting on the table... A home cooked meal that was her size! She really hoped they would invite her to eat. Ranma also saw a blue haired woman and two little boys that had tackled the Squirt, called Gohan and began dragging him to his chair.
"MOM SAYS WE CAN'T EAT TILL EVERYONE IS HERE! HURRY UP HURRY UP!!!" The cried in unison.
They all sat down.
"Who are you?" The blue haired woman asked.
"My name is Ranma Saotome. And you?" Ranma asked.
"Bulma Breif's. Pleased ta' meet'cha!" Bulma said. She had allready been informed why Ranma was staying. "This is my son Trunks, and that brat with him is Chichi's other kid, Goten." Bulma said.
They began to eat.
During the dinner Bulma explained that she, Vegeta, and Trunks were here to visit the Son's.
Ranma noticed that all males present ate at lightning speeds.
Ranma decided she had best not steal their food. It was, after all, their house.
"So Ranma, uh how old are you? Really?" Gohan asked her suddenly.
"Uh... heh... I'm 16." Ranma twiddled her fingers. A pig who suddenly sat on Ranma's shoulder bit her ear.
"Ok... I deserved that." Ranma said. "But that comment was still really rude."
Most the people there didn't notice the girl talking to her pig, as they were too busy eating.
Had the others been paying attention, they would have pointed out the fact that this girl had to be older than that. Gohan didn't really care.
After dinner it was getting late and everyone decided to turn in except for Trunks and Goten who stayed up all night playing a video game on Goten's Playstation 64.
Actually the guest room actually was full. Vegeta and Bulma were occupying it.
Gohan went up to bed and got into it.
A little while later he became scared to death as Ranma came upstairs stripped down into a set of underclothing, grudgingly put on a night dress Chichi had given her, got INTO the bed WITH Gohan. And fell asleep instantly.
Gohan slept horribly.
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Ranma awoke laying on someone.
She got up and found her pig rolling around on the floor laughing, watching her as she got off of Gohan.
"Damn! I'm sorry! Poor kid probably had a heart attack!" Ranma said aloud. Ryoga laughed harder. "Hmm... I"m just that good-looking." Ranma said smugly as she cleaned the blood from Gohan's nose. She pressed a pressure point on the side of his head and he relaxed into a much more dreamful state of sleep.
In about two hours everyone was awake, including Gohan, and excluding Goten and Trunks, who opted for sleeping untill noon.
"So Ranma," Chichi asked from her position at the stove cooking bacon and eggs, "I was wondering... who are you really? What's your story?"
Ranma decided she had might as well tell her. She told her that she had been cursed with immortallity. She had been around for about 1,300 years and had gotten sick of her home. So she had ventured out. As soon as she had gotten to the place she wanted to be, however, she had been forced to make an appearance at the Cell games. And somehow her magical wall that had enclosed Cell's explosion, had transported her seven years into the future. Why seven years, she had no idea.
"Well... getting you into school will be a little hard then." Chichi said.
Chichi asked Ranma if she had any medical records of her birth... or knew who her parents were. Ranma answered that she was too old for anything to be believable. So it was decided that the Sons would keep her for a while as surogate parents make some paperwork on her and tell the officials that a friend in a far off country had died and sent Ranma to them.
Ranma wondered why they were so accepting of her story. Hell, she wondered why they were accepting of her. Surely it wasn't because of beating Cell. But there must be some reason Chichi wanted to act as her parent and adopt her... even though Ranma had almost choked when the idea was proposed because Ranma was so much older than Chichi. Then two things clicked in her mind. Chichi had wanted Ranma to be around Gohan alot. And Goku had wanted to spar with her. That was it! Goku wanted a challenge and Chichi wanted grandchildren.
Well Chichi would be dissappointed but Goku would have the time of his life.
After they had breakfast the Briefs went home.
Chichi took Ranma in to a medical place where her records were set. They gave her a birth certificate and social security card. She was a completly registered adopted child of the Son family now. She was officially born in the year 3284 on March 21, in the STILL uninhabited Quing Hai province of China. Then she and Gohan went to the cities high school to take the entrance exams.
Both were straight A's. They would be going to school three days after the test which was a Tuesday.
"Well then... Big brother, I guess we're goin' to High school!" Ranma said to Gohan as they flew home in an airship capsule.
"Don't call me that... your 1,300 years old!" Gohan then got a mischievios grin, "Old Hag."
Suddenly there was a hole in the bottom of the ship and Gohan found himself hurtling toward the ground.
"That hurt." He said just before he slammed into a rock and exploded it.
Ranma fixed the hole with a repairing spell that she didn't need to chant for.
Gohan followed them to their home in the 439 Mountain area.
"Well, my life just took an extreamly interesting turn!" Gohan thought as he flew home.
(Hope you like! Big twist though I tell you what. Lata!)