Hello everyone and welcome me back to the world of being grounded. Also welcome me into the world of hating McDonalds. I used to love McDonalds food. I've worked there two weeks and now I want to ban Double-Cheseburgers, Fillet o' Fish, McChickens, and ESPECIALLY McRibs! I HATE THEM! Matter of fact I started a petition to ban the McRib from the McDonalds menu. I spend five hours of my day feeding pesky customers who won't let me drink my FREE Dr. Pepper in peace. ... Not to mention Deductions from paychecks... UGH!
Anyway On with the show.
P.S. It's not that important but let it be known that in this fic the earth is 17,389,130,201 years old. Luna inverse was born 15,099,000,020 years ago. Durning what humans think was the big bang, actually was a war that occured with magic wiping out all traces of humanity until it evolved again.
(In real life this is my theory on what happened so long ago billions of years past)
Chapter Five
Wow.... That is a big ball of ki.
Goku was staring at Ranma's creation. It was an enourmous ki ball in space. After all, when the idiodic scientists accidentally put the sun out in the summer of 2492 A.D. Ranma had decided it would be best to make another one. After all her predicesor in magic had done it so with the second sun and it had lasted close to a couple billion years! Why couldn't she!? Oddly enough, no one recognized the difference between the sun and the yellow ball of ki that had been placed there that had been infused with magic to force the effect of nuclear fusion to create what was now called the sun.
The thing about it was, why hadn't Goku realized that the sun was a gigantic ki ball infused with otherworldly forces!? It was always there! It always radiated its power! It's not as if it was all that impressive itself! Goku knew that with his spirit bomb attack, if he uncompressed the energy the ball would be the size of over a hundred suns! The impressive thing was that the original one had lasted for more than a billion years!!!! And thats a long time! Of course Ranma didn't know the actual age of her teacher in magic but was quite sure that the sun was more than a billion years old.
Ranma had told him that the original sun had been crafted by Luna when the First sun had gone out. Luna, her sister, and a set of four extreamly powerful martial artists had created it.
"Well, enough about ancient history!" Ranma said, "I want to see how well you can fight!"
"Uh... Ok!" Goku said.
"Punch me, directly for my face with every strike. I want you to punch 500 times in three seconds. Can you do that?" Ranma asked
"No problem!" Goku answered still eager.
"Ok... 1, 2, 3, BEGIN!" Ranma shouted.
She dodged the punches as they came at her. To any onlooker, they wern't doing anything. Goku was just a man with no arms lunging at a pretty girl who's eyes seemed to be focused else where as if wishing she had a magazine or book.
Goku watched amazed. His punches went directly THROUGH her head. She was moving so increadibly fast that it looked as if her head wasn't moving! He wasn't sure what would happen if he left his hand out after a punch. Either she would anticipate it and move or she would bang her head into his arm but he wouldn't chance making her angry.
STOP! That' was 500! In about 2 and a half seconds. Not bad." Ranma said and nodded.
Ranma looked at her watch that was, oddly enough, ingrained into her arm bracer.
"Well, it's about time for dinner... All that talking left me no time to spar you and see how good you are... hmm, damn." Ranma said.
"Well, it's ok! Since your my 'daughter' i guess we have a lot of time! Right?!" Goku replied.
They both laughed. Ranma had to admire Goku. His ABSOLUTE CLUELESSNESS on the simplest of things left Ranma amazed on every turn. It reminded her of herself when she was still a he.
Dinner was delicious and fast, as always. Ranma found that Chichi's cooking was superb albeit a touch worse than Kasumi's which Ranma now knew, had been blessed by Kami.
They went to bed about an hour after diner which was spent by taking showers, brushing teeth, and whatever other essentials there were.
"Hey Gohan would you like me to put you to sleep? I know how much it scares you that we have to sleep in the same bed, cuz i'm so sexy after all!" Ranma joked. "Plus we have school in the morning and you need your rest anyway."
-Gulp- "Uh... mhmm! Please." Gohan said. Much as he did enjoy lying awake next to his 'sister' he really did need his sleep. Chichi had commented on how he seemed to have extreamly baggy eyes. That was right before a light bulb appeared over her head and she ran into the living room screaming "GOKU, I"M A GRANDMA!"
"Alright... hey maybe you should learn this yourself some time. It's annoying having to put my little brother to bed every night!" Ranma said.
She walked over to the bed and bent over to touch the spots on Gohan's chest that would put him to sleep when suddenly a small black object tripped her and she fell onto Gohan. He caught her of course.
"OH! GOHAN! I WAS WONDERING IF!--" Suddenly the door burst open and the form of Chichi appeared in the doorway.
"..."
"..."
"...WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOHAN!?! YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL YOUR OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL!" She cried.
"But... Mom!" Gohan returned. "That's not--"
"NO BUT'S ABOUT IT MISTER! Nothing like till your eighteen at least and that's final!!!!"
"But!" Gohan stuttered.
"DIDN'T I JUST SAY NO BUTS ABOUT IT?! Honestly, I may want grandchildren but you have to be the legal age first!!!!" Chichi screached.
Gohan said. "She tripped and landed on me! We didn't do anything! I swear!"
The pig on the floor began rolling all over the floor.
"..."
"...Oh! well... eh heh heh... uh... I.... I'm just gonna go finish cleaning up dinner! Goodnight Gohan, Ranma! Eheh heheh...!" Chichi said and scrambled away from her son's room.
Gohan burst out laughing.
Steam came out of Ranma's head.
"Bwee!" Ryoga cried.
Suddenly a cage formed around Ryoga. And Gohan stopped laughing.
Ranma lay down by her sleeping brother and went to sleep herself.
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"Hell Class. Oh! Eh emm Excuse me, Hello! Class, today we have to new student's. Gohan Son and Ranma Son will be joining us today. Both of them made straight A's on there entrance exams. You could learn a lot from them! (You godforsaken little teenage brats) Now, would you tell us about yourselves?" The teacher asked turing to the brother and sister.
Gohan wore a set of weird orange pants, a black vest and a white undershirt that hid his arms well. His mother had stressed how important hiding his strength would be so he decided to go along with her odd clothing.
Ranma however scared him. Her clothing looked weired. Up until today she had worn a set of jeans and an odd sort of T-shirt that he thought was only a few years out of style. But now! She wore blacksilk pants and a red button down chineese shirt. The artwork of a dragon on it was amazing. It was a handcrafted patch on the right sleave. She had told Gohan that her wife had made it. She had cast so many spells on it to keep it from fading, tearing, getting dirty, or unweaving that Gohan was surprized it didn't glow.
"Uh... well both of us like martial arts. That's about it." Ranma replied to the teacher..
"That's very intresting. Well, you two may sit wherever you like." The teacher said.
Suddenly a cry came from the fourth row back. "Hey cutey! You can sit here!"
There were two seats open. The first was by the bubbly blonde girl who called herself Erasa. The second was by between a black haired girl and a nerdy looking boy a seat away.
"Hi! I'm Erasa, and this is my friend Videl Satan!!" Said the blonde as she introduced the black haired girl.
"Hi, oh and lemme guess, you want my dad's autograph?" Videl mumbled.
"Uh... hi, oh and no, I don't. Who's your dad anyway?" Said Ranma as she sat down beside her.
-Blink- -Blink- "You don't! But everyone does! Every new-kid i've ever met wants my dads autograph!" VIdel cried.
Ranma chuckled and then broke down into laughter yet again. It was faked a little as was most of her emotion now-a-days but not much.
"What's so funny?" Videl asked.
"Gohan!' Did you just hear what called me?!" Ranma asked her brother.
"No, what?" He replied.
"She called me a new kid!" Ranma said.
Gohan chuckled.
Videl was of course confused. But she decided to let it go.
"Well, it's not often we get someone who comes here who doesn't know Videl's dad! What rock did you crawl out from under?! Videl is the daughter of Hercule Satan! Defeater of cell! And she's MY best freind!" Erasa cried happily, completely oblivious to the irony of the fact that Ranma had crawlen out from under too many rocks to name.
"OH! I knew that name was familiar!" Ranma said.
"Ugh, so you want the autograph now?" Videl asked expecting the question again.
"Who would want that fake's autograph!?" Ranma said plainly.
"Hey my father's not a-!"
Ranma yawned.
"Well, nap time! Wake me up when class is over ok, tomboy??" She said surprising Videl.
She leaned down on her desk and fell into what looked like a very comfortable sleep.
"..."
"...Maybe he is a fake." Videl thought.
"..."
"HEY I AM NOT A TOMBOY!" Videl cried.
"Videl Satan!? Do you have something to say?" The teacher yelled up the the girl.
"Uh... heh heh heh... play practice?" Videl said lamely.
"Hmph." The teacher went back to his lecture. He didn't realize that no one in the class was paying attention to him.
"Wait, um.. Ranma right? Don't go to sleep yet! I need to ask you where you got your!... shirt." Erasa said. She slowed her speach down when she heard Ranma snore.
"Oh well. Hey Videl! Did you hear about the gold fighter!?" Erasa asked turning her attention away from the girl sleeping three seats down.
"Yeah I heard about him. Kinda funny. When he was described to me, I was told that he was wearing a white under shirt, a black vest, and red pants! Sound familiar, Gohan?" Videl asked as her tone turned bitter against the boy.
"Uhmm, my pants are orange!?" Gohan replied. A sweatdrop formed on the back of Videl and Erasa's heads.
"..."
"Ehaha...! Uh... Tomboy... My Kane' Someday... AH don't hit me so hard! WHadaya do... thet fur." Ranma mumbled interupting the silence.
Inside Ranma's bag a small shuffling occured. Ranma was dreaming again and Ryoga knew it. He unzipped the bag and creeped out of it. Ranma kept mumbling. Ryoga flashed and then disappeared. During his increased speed moment he pressed all thirty-seven pressure points required to stop dreams and was back in the zipped bag before anyone even noticed. Ranma slept soundly agian.
"Well... that was interesting. Gohan? Would you have any idea about who would have hit her?" Videl asked. She gave him a suspicious look.
"Hey, she was recently adopted and not all that keen to talk about her past. All I really know about her is "she's older than she looks and her pig is more than it seems." Gohan said deciding that he may have just said to much. Then again Ranma hadn't said anything about wanting to keep her power a secret.
-Blink- -Blink- "Huh?" Videl asked.
"Ah yam... ahhh yawwn! Someones... ah, talking bout' me. I was sneazing in my dream so I woke up. Oh hello.!? How... aahahhah, is it goin?" Ranma asked as she woke up.
"Ranma, how old are you?" Videl asked. "Gohan here says that your older than you look.
"I'm about one thousand three hundred years old, Videl." Ranma said as if it were something to wave off.
"Heh ha ha! Your pretty funny!" Videl stated.
"... Eh, I try," Ranma said.
A few moments of silence passed. Suddenly Ranma began counting down.
25, 24, 23, 22, 21,20, 19.
"What's gonna happen when you reach zero?" Erasa asked.
Ranma held up a finger that said "just wait."
13,12,11,10,9,8.
"Oh I was wondering where you got your shirt!?!" Erasa asked.
Ranma held up her finger again.
4,3,2,1,
DIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!
The bell signaling the end of the first class occured.
"Hey, it's your first day here! How did you do that!?" Erasa asked.
"Pure dumb luck." Ranma answered. Erasa sweatdropped.
"Well, Gym is next. It looks like all of you guy's classes are with us so well see you in a few minutes?" Videl asked.
"Sure," Gohan replied.
"Ok! See you in Gym!" Erasa cried as she dragged Videl away.
Ranma and Gohan walked to their lockers that happened to be right next to each other.
"You like her!? Don't you!?" Ranma cried suddenly.
"HUH!? What gave you that idea?!" Gohan returned.
"...Nothing! I just thought it would be funny to shout that in the middle of the hall at you." Ranma said plainly.
Gohan found that somehow he had fallen off of his feet and his face was on the concrete floor.
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"What are you waiting for Ranma?! Get changed! We got to get out of here soon!" Videl said. She was trying to teach the new kid how things worked here. And being late for Gym was one of the worst. Well, at least if that evil bastard was the coach. Which today, he was. The normal Gym teacher had called in sick and the evil one had to take over. Videl didn't know his name for sure, but she was almost certian she had heard that he was called, "Dam Ol Bastard."
"Heh, Woulda hated to grow up with a name like that!" Videl thought.
"You guys go on ahead... I don't like changing with other people around." Ranma said nerviously.
All the girls noticed that the new girl was obviously shy. After all, she tended to avoid looking at any of them. She just looked at her feet as if they would hit her if she looked at them.
"I'm sorry but I can't let you be late. The punishment will be too severe. You'll die! I can't let Dam Bastard kill you the first day you get here!" Videl said. "So you need to change right now and that's final." She finished.
"I think I can handle him." Ranma said confidently.
"COME ON! HURRY!" Erasa screamed.
All the other girls were out of the locker room by now.
"You two leave and I'll change." Ranma said.
"Huh... it was nice knowing you Ranma." Videl said with a tear in her eye.
Ranma smiled, "Heh ha ha! Your pretty funny!" she said mimicing Videl words from the previous class. However they didn't notice this.
Videl and Erase headed out the the Gym floor and just barely made it on time. Gohan was sitting on the gym floor. A few people he had met in the locker room had been about as persistant to get him onto the gym floor as Videl and Erasa had.
"I'm sorry, Gohan." Erasa said. "But we couldn't convince your sister to come out of the locker room."
"What's the big deal anyways!?" Gohan asked.
Suddenly an enourmous man rounded the corner. He had a grumpy look on his face and hatred toward everything that questioned him. He was tall large and extreamly muscular. He was tall and dark skinned with black hair. He had a beard and wore a red martial arts gi. He was carrying a desk gigantic desk in one hand, and a very comfortable looking chair in the other.
"GET IN YOUR SPOTS!" He cried.
The people rushed to do so. When Gohan didn't sit, a boy with long blonde hair pulled him down beside him. Giving him a spot. "Hey, as much as your a nerd, you don't deserve this guy's punish ment. Videl's Dad trained him and then gave him a spot in the school. Said it would make the students toughter. This guy beat Videl! Matter o' fact, when she defied him, he wiped the floor with her in martial arts."
"Oh. Wow." Gohan said. He was failing to act impressed.
The whole Gym was quiet.
"ALRIGHT! THIS IS WHAT WERE GO--" But then he heard foot steps.
A redheaded girl came out of the girls locker room.
"YOU! YOUR LATE! GET IN YOUR DAMN SPOT! NOW MISSY!" The man shouted.
"Um where is my spot sir?" The girl replied.
"WHEREVER YOU DAMN WELL WANT! JUST SIT THE HELL DOWN!" He cried.
"Ok!" Ranma said. She walked over to the desk the man had set up and sat in his chair.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?" He screamed.
"Sitting, as you said, "WHEREVER I DAMN WELL WANT!" She screamed back.
He grinned.
"THIS GIRL WILL BE FIRST TODAY!" He said. The grin on his face spread and became malicious.
"Today we will be learning martial arts. As usual." He said much calmer.
"I will be first for what may I ask?" Ranma asked.
"FIRST TO FIGHT ME OF COURSE!" The man cried.
"NO! I'll fight you! You can't do that to some innocent girl! She didn't even do anything wrong!" Said Videl suddenly very angry.
"I can fight my own fights, Videl. That doesn't seem like a very fair fight, anyway." Ranma said.
"No of course it's not fair, missy. Then you wouldn't learn anything! That's not the point. The point is to, A: teach you some respect for your elders and B: teach you how to defend yourself if some street punk ever trys to rape you." The man said plainly.
"No, I mean you would never even stand a chance against me. After all, like you said, you should learn respect for your elders." Ranma said.
"Hmm! I like you girl! You got guts! What's your name?" He asked.
"Ranma. Nice ta meetcha! What's your name!?" Ranma said cheerfully.
"I am Dam! First Heir to the Satan martial arts! And successor to Hercule Satan himself! I'm am the best there is!" Dam replied.
"Hmph. No matter how good you are there is always someone better." Ranma said coldly.
"Ha, well we'll see then won't we?" Dam asked.
Dam walked to a storage closet and got out some mats.
"Ha! Afraid to fight me on the bare gym floor?" Ranma taunted.
"You think your in the big leagues girl? Allright fine we'll do it your way!" Dam screamed. He through the mats back in the room and walked out to meet the girl who now stood in the center of the gym.
"CIRCLE!" He shouted.
The students stood and formed a circle making a human ring.
"Gohan. That's your little sister? If I were you I'd do everything I could to get her outta there!" the man who called himself Sharpner said.
"Trust me, i'm not even related to that Dam guy but he's the one I feel sorry for." Gohan replied confidently.
"Whatever man," Sharpner said.
"Well!" Ranma said, "What say we make a little bet? If I win, you give me your job as teacher for the day. But if you win I denounce my claim that you are not the best and declare you the greatest martial artist of all time."
"Hmm... Interesting bet. Eh? Why not? I like gambling! Not that this is much of a gamble!" He replied.
The shook on it.
Videl was called to begin the match. She turned to Ranma, "Ranma. I've only known you for a day but... It's been nice knowin' you! ... BEGIN!"
He charged.
Ranma stood.
He got closer.
Ranma stayed put.
He began his punch.
Ranma didn't move.
He followed through directly for her gut.
BANG!
Silence.
"... ooooOOOOOOOOOWWWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW!" Dam said suddenly jumping up and grabbing his hand and blowing on it. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" He cried as small tears dripped down his cheeks.
"OH MY GOODNESS! I FORGOT TO REMOVE THE DIMONDS FROM MY POCKET! OH MY I'M SO SORRY! HERE LEMME HELP YO -!"
"YOU LITTLE CHEATER!" He cried.
"Hey, who says a punk who tryed to rape me wouldn't try to punch me and hit the dimonds I keep in my lower shirt pocket?" Ranma asked. "YOUR WEAK!"
Suddenly Ranma dissappeared.
And then Dam began randomly moving up and down in midair as if punches from below him were sending him upward. somethign hit his leg and his legs shot into the air. It hit his arms and they shot up. His chest. And then his chest shot up. It looked as if he floated on fists of air.
He fell face first to the ground and barely caught himself. But before he hit the ground he heard the girl say. "There is always someone better. Never forget that."
Everyone else in the room watched as Ranma reappeared.
"Wow,"
"Well everyone. As your teacher for the day, as permission for the bet, I grant you all free time to do as you please!" Ranma cried.
A roar of applause occured.
"Oh my god, that's my sister! What have we done!" Gohan thought.
(I just got a funny Idea. You know when DBZ people charge their energy they look like they're takign a shit? Well, i just pictured Vegita on the toilet going super sayijin for the soul purpose of using the bathroom. I find that a little funny. Well. Lata!)
Anyway On with the show.
P.S. It's not that important but let it be known that in this fic the earth is 17,389,130,201 years old. Luna inverse was born 15,099,000,020 years ago. Durning what humans think was the big bang, actually was a war that occured with magic wiping out all traces of humanity until it evolved again.
(In real life this is my theory on what happened so long ago billions of years past)
Chapter Five
Wow.... That is a big ball of ki.
Goku was staring at Ranma's creation. It was an enourmous ki ball in space. After all, when the idiodic scientists accidentally put the sun out in the summer of 2492 A.D. Ranma had decided it would be best to make another one. After all her predicesor in magic had done it so with the second sun and it had lasted close to a couple billion years! Why couldn't she!? Oddly enough, no one recognized the difference between the sun and the yellow ball of ki that had been placed there that had been infused with magic to force the effect of nuclear fusion to create what was now called the sun.
The thing about it was, why hadn't Goku realized that the sun was a gigantic ki ball infused with otherworldly forces!? It was always there! It always radiated its power! It's not as if it was all that impressive itself! Goku knew that with his spirit bomb attack, if he uncompressed the energy the ball would be the size of over a hundred suns! The impressive thing was that the original one had lasted for more than a billion years!!!! And thats a long time! Of course Ranma didn't know the actual age of her teacher in magic but was quite sure that the sun was more than a billion years old.
Ranma had told him that the original sun had been crafted by Luna when the First sun had gone out. Luna, her sister, and a set of four extreamly powerful martial artists had created it.
"Well, enough about ancient history!" Ranma said, "I want to see how well you can fight!"
"Uh... Ok!" Goku said.
"Punch me, directly for my face with every strike. I want you to punch 500 times in three seconds. Can you do that?" Ranma asked
"No problem!" Goku answered still eager.
"Ok... 1, 2, 3, BEGIN!" Ranma shouted.
She dodged the punches as they came at her. To any onlooker, they wern't doing anything. Goku was just a man with no arms lunging at a pretty girl who's eyes seemed to be focused else where as if wishing she had a magazine or book.
Goku watched amazed. His punches went directly THROUGH her head. She was moving so increadibly fast that it looked as if her head wasn't moving! He wasn't sure what would happen if he left his hand out after a punch. Either she would anticipate it and move or she would bang her head into his arm but he wouldn't chance making her angry.
STOP! That' was 500! In about 2 and a half seconds. Not bad." Ranma said and nodded.
Ranma looked at her watch that was, oddly enough, ingrained into her arm bracer.
"Well, it's about time for dinner... All that talking left me no time to spar you and see how good you are... hmm, damn." Ranma said.
"Well, it's ok! Since your my 'daughter' i guess we have a lot of time! Right?!" Goku replied.
They both laughed. Ranma had to admire Goku. His ABSOLUTE CLUELESSNESS on the simplest of things left Ranma amazed on every turn. It reminded her of herself when she was still a he.
Dinner was delicious and fast, as always. Ranma found that Chichi's cooking was superb albeit a touch worse than Kasumi's which Ranma now knew, had been blessed by Kami.
They went to bed about an hour after diner which was spent by taking showers, brushing teeth, and whatever other essentials there were.
"Hey Gohan would you like me to put you to sleep? I know how much it scares you that we have to sleep in the same bed, cuz i'm so sexy after all!" Ranma joked. "Plus we have school in the morning and you need your rest anyway."
-Gulp- "Uh... mhmm! Please." Gohan said. Much as he did enjoy lying awake next to his 'sister' he really did need his sleep. Chichi had commented on how he seemed to have extreamly baggy eyes. That was right before a light bulb appeared over her head and she ran into the living room screaming "GOKU, I"M A GRANDMA!"
"Alright... hey maybe you should learn this yourself some time. It's annoying having to put my little brother to bed every night!" Ranma said.
She walked over to the bed and bent over to touch the spots on Gohan's chest that would put him to sleep when suddenly a small black object tripped her and she fell onto Gohan. He caught her of course.
"OH! GOHAN! I WAS WONDERING IF!--" Suddenly the door burst open and the form of Chichi appeared in the doorway.
"..."
"..."
"...WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOHAN!?! YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL YOUR OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL!" She cried.
"But... Mom!" Gohan returned. "That's not--"
"NO BUT'S ABOUT IT MISTER! Nothing like till your eighteen at least and that's final!!!!"
"But!" Gohan stuttered.
"DIDN'T I JUST SAY NO BUTS ABOUT IT?! Honestly, I may want grandchildren but you have to be the legal age first!!!!" Chichi screached.
Gohan said. "She tripped and landed on me! We didn't do anything! I swear!"
The pig on the floor began rolling all over the floor.
"..."
"...Oh! well... eh heh heh... uh... I.... I'm just gonna go finish cleaning up dinner! Goodnight Gohan, Ranma! Eheh heheh...!" Chichi said and scrambled away from her son's room.
Gohan burst out laughing.
Steam came out of Ranma's head.
"Bwee!" Ryoga cried.
Suddenly a cage formed around Ryoga. And Gohan stopped laughing.
Ranma lay down by her sleeping brother and went to sleep herself.
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"Hell Class. Oh! Eh emm Excuse me, Hello! Class, today we have to new student's. Gohan Son and Ranma Son will be joining us today. Both of them made straight A's on there entrance exams. You could learn a lot from them! (You godforsaken little teenage brats) Now, would you tell us about yourselves?" The teacher asked turing to the brother and sister.
Gohan wore a set of weird orange pants, a black vest and a white undershirt that hid his arms well. His mother had stressed how important hiding his strength would be so he decided to go along with her odd clothing.
Ranma however scared him. Her clothing looked weired. Up until today she had worn a set of jeans and an odd sort of T-shirt that he thought was only a few years out of style. But now! She wore blacksilk pants and a red button down chineese shirt. The artwork of a dragon on it was amazing. It was a handcrafted patch on the right sleave. She had told Gohan that her wife had made it. She had cast so many spells on it to keep it from fading, tearing, getting dirty, or unweaving that Gohan was surprized it didn't glow.
"Uh... well both of us like martial arts. That's about it." Ranma replied to the teacher..
"That's very intresting. Well, you two may sit wherever you like." The teacher said.
Suddenly a cry came from the fourth row back. "Hey cutey! You can sit here!"
There were two seats open. The first was by the bubbly blonde girl who called herself Erasa. The second was by between a black haired girl and a nerdy looking boy a seat away.
"Hi! I'm Erasa, and this is my friend Videl Satan!!" Said the blonde as she introduced the black haired girl.
"Hi, oh and lemme guess, you want my dad's autograph?" Videl mumbled.
"Uh... hi, oh and no, I don't. Who's your dad anyway?" Said Ranma as she sat down beside her.
-Blink- -Blink- "You don't! But everyone does! Every new-kid i've ever met wants my dads autograph!" VIdel cried.
Ranma chuckled and then broke down into laughter yet again. It was faked a little as was most of her emotion now-a-days but not much.
"What's so funny?" Videl asked.
"Gohan!' Did you just hear what called me?!" Ranma asked her brother.
"No, what?" He replied.
"She called me a new kid!" Ranma said.
Gohan chuckled.
Videl was of course confused. But she decided to let it go.
"Well, it's not often we get someone who comes here who doesn't know Videl's dad! What rock did you crawl out from under?! Videl is the daughter of Hercule Satan! Defeater of cell! And she's MY best freind!" Erasa cried happily, completely oblivious to the irony of the fact that Ranma had crawlen out from under too many rocks to name.
"OH! I knew that name was familiar!" Ranma said.
"Ugh, so you want the autograph now?" Videl asked expecting the question again.
"Who would want that fake's autograph!?" Ranma said plainly.
"Hey my father's not a-!"
Ranma yawned.
"Well, nap time! Wake me up when class is over ok, tomboy??" She said surprising Videl.
She leaned down on her desk and fell into what looked like a very comfortable sleep.
"..."
"...Maybe he is a fake." Videl thought.
"..."
"HEY I AM NOT A TOMBOY!" Videl cried.
"Videl Satan!? Do you have something to say?" The teacher yelled up the the girl.
"Uh... heh heh heh... play practice?" Videl said lamely.
"Hmph." The teacher went back to his lecture. He didn't realize that no one in the class was paying attention to him.
"Wait, um.. Ranma right? Don't go to sleep yet! I need to ask you where you got your!... shirt." Erasa said. She slowed her speach down when she heard Ranma snore.
"Oh well. Hey Videl! Did you hear about the gold fighter!?" Erasa asked turning her attention away from the girl sleeping three seats down.
"Yeah I heard about him. Kinda funny. When he was described to me, I was told that he was wearing a white under shirt, a black vest, and red pants! Sound familiar, Gohan?" Videl asked as her tone turned bitter against the boy.
"Uhmm, my pants are orange!?" Gohan replied. A sweatdrop formed on the back of Videl and Erasa's heads.
"..."
"Ehaha...! Uh... Tomboy... My Kane' Someday... AH don't hit me so hard! WHadaya do... thet fur." Ranma mumbled interupting the silence.
Inside Ranma's bag a small shuffling occured. Ranma was dreaming again and Ryoga knew it. He unzipped the bag and creeped out of it. Ranma kept mumbling. Ryoga flashed and then disappeared. During his increased speed moment he pressed all thirty-seven pressure points required to stop dreams and was back in the zipped bag before anyone even noticed. Ranma slept soundly agian.
"Well... that was interesting. Gohan? Would you have any idea about who would have hit her?" Videl asked. She gave him a suspicious look.
"Hey, she was recently adopted and not all that keen to talk about her past. All I really know about her is "she's older than she looks and her pig is more than it seems." Gohan said deciding that he may have just said to much. Then again Ranma hadn't said anything about wanting to keep her power a secret.
-Blink- -Blink- "Huh?" Videl asked.
"Ah yam... ahhh yawwn! Someones... ah, talking bout' me. I was sneazing in my dream so I woke up. Oh hello.!? How... aahahhah, is it goin?" Ranma asked as she woke up.
"Ranma, how old are you?" Videl asked. "Gohan here says that your older than you look.
"I'm about one thousand three hundred years old, Videl." Ranma said as if it were something to wave off.
"Heh ha ha! Your pretty funny!" Videl stated.
"... Eh, I try," Ranma said.
A few moments of silence passed. Suddenly Ranma began counting down.
25, 24, 23, 22, 21,20, 19.
"What's gonna happen when you reach zero?" Erasa asked.
Ranma held up a finger that said "just wait."
13,12,11,10,9,8.
"Oh I was wondering where you got your shirt!?!" Erasa asked.
Ranma held up her finger again.
4,3,2,1,
DIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!
The bell signaling the end of the first class occured.
"Hey, it's your first day here! How did you do that!?" Erasa asked.
"Pure dumb luck." Ranma answered. Erasa sweatdropped.
"Well, Gym is next. It looks like all of you guy's classes are with us so well see you in a few minutes?" Videl asked.
"Sure," Gohan replied.
"Ok! See you in Gym!" Erasa cried as she dragged Videl away.
Ranma and Gohan walked to their lockers that happened to be right next to each other.
"You like her!? Don't you!?" Ranma cried suddenly.
"HUH!? What gave you that idea?!" Gohan returned.
"...Nothing! I just thought it would be funny to shout that in the middle of the hall at you." Ranma said plainly.
Gohan found that somehow he had fallen off of his feet and his face was on the concrete floor.
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"What are you waiting for Ranma?! Get changed! We got to get out of here soon!" Videl said. She was trying to teach the new kid how things worked here. And being late for Gym was one of the worst. Well, at least if that evil bastard was the coach. Which today, he was. The normal Gym teacher had called in sick and the evil one had to take over. Videl didn't know his name for sure, but she was almost certian she had heard that he was called, "Dam Ol Bastard."
"Heh, Woulda hated to grow up with a name like that!" Videl thought.
"You guys go on ahead... I don't like changing with other people around." Ranma said nerviously.
All the girls noticed that the new girl was obviously shy. After all, she tended to avoid looking at any of them. She just looked at her feet as if they would hit her if she looked at them.
"I'm sorry but I can't let you be late. The punishment will be too severe. You'll die! I can't let Dam Bastard kill you the first day you get here!" Videl said. "So you need to change right now and that's final." She finished.
"I think I can handle him." Ranma said confidently.
"COME ON! HURRY!" Erasa screamed.
All the other girls were out of the locker room by now.
"You two leave and I'll change." Ranma said.
"Huh... it was nice knowing you Ranma." Videl said with a tear in her eye.
Ranma smiled, "Heh ha ha! Your pretty funny!" she said mimicing Videl words from the previous class. However they didn't notice this.
Videl and Erase headed out the the Gym floor and just barely made it on time. Gohan was sitting on the gym floor. A few people he had met in the locker room had been about as persistant to get him onto the gym floor as Videl and Erasa had.
"I'm sorry, Gohan." Erasa said. "But we couldn't convince your sister to come out of the locker room."
"What's the big deal anyways!?" Gohan asked.
Suddenly an enourmous man rounded the corner. He had a grumpy look on his face and hatred toward everything that questioned him. He was tall large and extreamly muscular. He was tall and dark skinned with black hair. He had a beard and wore a red martial arts gi. He was carrying a desk gigantic desk in one hand, and a very comfortable looking chair in the other.
"GET IN YOUR SPOTS!" He cried.
The people rushed to do so. When Gohan didn't sit, a boy with long blonde hair pulled him down beside him. Giving him a spot. "Hey, as much as your a nerd, you don't deserve this guy's punish ment. Videl's Dad trained him and then gave him a spot in the school. Said it would make the students toughter. This guy beat Videl! Matter o' fact, when she defied him, he wiped the floor with her in martial arts."
"Oh. Wow." Gohan said. He was failing to act impressed.
The whole Gym was quiet.
"ALRIGHT! THIS IS WHAT WERE GO--" But then he heard foot steps.
A redheaded girl came out of the girls locker room.
"YOU! YOUR LATE! GET IN YOUR DAMN SPOT! NOW MISSY!" The man shouted.
"Um where is my spot sir?" The girl replied.
"WHEREVER YOU DAMN WELL WANT! JUST SIT THE HELL DOWN!" He cried.
"Ok!" Ranma said. She walked over to the desk the man had set up and sat in his chair.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?" He screamed.
"Sitting, as you said, "WHEREVER I DAMN WELL WANT!" She screamed back.
He grinned.
"THIS GIRL WILL BE FIRST TODAY!" He said. The grin on his face spread and became malicious.
"Today we will be learning martial arts. As usual." He said much calmer.
"I will be first for what may I ask?" Ranma asked.
"FIRST TO FIGHT ME OF COURSE!" The man cried.
"NO! I'll fight you! You can't do that to some innocent girl! She didn't even do anything wrong!" Said Videl suddenly very angry.
"I can fight my own fights, Videl. That doesn't seem like a very fair fight, anyway." Ranma said.
"No of course it's not fair, missy. Then you wouldn't learn anything! That's not the point. The point is to, A: teach you some respect for your elders and B: teach you how to defend yourself if some street punk ever trys to rape you." The man said plainly.
"No, I mean you would never even stand a chance against me. After all, like you said, you should learn respect for your elders." Ranma said.
"Hmm! I like you girl! You got guts! What's your name?" He asked.
"Ranma. Nice ta meetcha! What's your name!?" Ranma said cheerfully.
"I am Dam! First Heir to the Satan martial arts! And successor to Hercule Satan himself! I'm am the best there is!" Dam replied.
"Hmph. No matter how good you are there is always someone better." Ranma said coldly.
"Ha, well we'll see then won't we?" Dam asked.
Dam walked to a storage closet and got out some mats.
"Ha! Afraid to fight me on the bare gym floor?" Ranma taunted.
"You think your in the big leagues girl? Allright fine we'll do it your way!" Dam screamed. He through the mats back in the room and walked out to meet the girl who now stood in the center of the gym.
"CIRCLE!" He shouted.
The students stood and formed a circle making a human ring.
"Gohan. That's your little sister? If I were you I'd do everything I could to get her outta there!" the man who called himself Sharpner said.
"Trust me, i'm not even related to that Dam guy but he's the one I feel sorry for." Gohan replied confidently.
"Whatever man," Sharpner said.
"Well!" Ranma said, "What say we make a little bet? If I win, you give me your job as teacher for the day. But if you win I denounce my claim that you are not the best and declare you the greatest martial artist of all time."
"Hmm... Interesting bet. Eh? Why not? I like gambling! Not that this is much of a gamble!" He replied.
The shook on it.
Videl was called to begin the match. She turned to Ranma, "Ranma. I've only known you for a day but... It's been nice knowin' you! ... BEGIN!"
He charged.
Ranma stood.
He got closer.
Ranma stayed put.
He began his punch.
Ranma didn't move.
He followed through directly for her gut.
BANG!
Silence.
"... ooooOOOOOOOOOWWWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW!" Dam said suddenly jumping up and grabbing his hand and blowing on it. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" He cried as small tears dripped down his cheeks.
"OH MY GOODNESS! I FORGOT TO REMOVE THE DIMONDS FROM MY POCKET! OH MY I'M SO SORRY! HERE LEMME HELP YO -!"
"YOU LITTLE CHEATER!" He cried.
"Hey, who says a punk who tryed to rape me wouldn't try to punch me and hit the dimonds I keep in my lower shirt pocket?" Ranma asked. "YOUR WEAK!"
Suddenly Ranma dissappeared.
And then Dam began randomly moving up and down in midair as if punches from below him were sending him upward. somethign hit his leg and his legs shot into the air. It hit his arms and they shot up. His chest. And then his chest shot up. It looked as if he floated on fists of air.
He fell face first to the ground and barely caught himself. But before he hit the ground he heard the girl say. "There is always someone better. Never forget that."
Everyone else in the room watched as Ranma reappeared.
"Wow,"
"Well everyone. As your teacher for the day, as permission for the bet, I grant you all free time to do as you please!" Ranma cried.
A roar of applause occured.
"Oh my god, that's my sister! What have we done!" Gohan thought.
(I just got a funny Idea. You know when DBZ people charge their energy they look like they're takign a shit? Well, i just pictured Vegita on the toilet going super sayijin for the soul purpose of using the bathroom. I find that a little funny. Well. Lata!)