Mario Loses It
"Mail Call!" came from the front yard of the Mario brothers' house. Luigi only 19 seconds later went out to get the letter.
"Déjà vu," muttered Luigi while he was going back inside. "Hey Mario!" he called.
Mario soon came in and was given (surprise, surprise) a letter from (yet again) Princess Peach. "Let me guess", thought Mario.
Dear Mario, I am having a party/kart race/something else which will probably be interrupted by Bowser. I baked cakes and pies. So please come over before Bowser comes and have to go get me in a course of events as in those of a video game. But, anyway, since obviously Bowser will come, when you get the seven star-somethings just hurry up, buy a few overpriced life-shrooms, and safe me to start this whole cycle all over again. Love, Princess Toadstool, Peach.
"That woman seems to know what will happen to her" said Luigi to a silent Mario.
Mario, at that point, completely lost it.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Mario.
"Every single f#cking time we get a letter, it's almost always from Peach! And all that happens is that I go all the way over there, and for what? To find the damn castle empty and, as always, f#cking Bowser is behind it! And if a beat him, he always comes back! I'm getting rid of him once and for all!!!" screeched Mario. (A/N screeched?)
A few hours later at the castle……
Mario was lead in the castle strapped in that board thing in The Silence of the Lambs.
After being let go, Mario went immediately to where the Princess was and stayed there until Bowser came.
As soon as Bowser crashed through the glass, Mario took a shotgun out of his pocket and said," Screw the stars and mushrooms, Bowser you're going down!"
Bowser soon had his brains blown out.
The End of It All!