Authors Note: Thank you to the reviewers! I will try to make the chapters
longer, and add more jokes. Thanks again! Also, I'm sorry if the layout of
all my chapters is a little weird, they look perfectly fine until I upload
them, and then the layout totally changes. So sorry!!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own The Princess Diaries or any of the characters (I would LOVE to own Michael!), they belong to the brilliant Meg Cabot. So please don't sue me!
Monday, January 4, G & T
Okay so going to the movies wasn't so bad, it was really great actually. Except for the fact that KENNY was there. But I'll back up to when I picked Michael up.
I was nervous-sweating in fact. Luckily I put lots of deodorant on before I left the Loft. So here comes Michael, looking so incredibly hot, like usual. He steps into the limo and does he kiss me? Well no.but he hugged me, which counts for something I guess. He started talking to me and I couldn't really concentrate on what he was saying.
So we pull up in front of the movie theater and get out. A bunch of people rushed over and were looking through our windows and I guess they thought we were movie stars or something, because when we got out some girl was saying "she wasn't in the movie! You made me get out of line for this!" and started cussing at her boyfriend. I can understand why she was mad though, the line was REALLY long at the concession stand. Michael was so nice though, he even bought me popcorn and said I could share his coke (I guess he figures since he exchanged saliva with me a couple weeks ago it doesn't really matter if I drink out of the same straw as him) because I didn't want a whole one, its so awful having to climb over people and listen to people in the row behind you complaining about how you should've gone to the bathroom before the movie started.
But then we got to the theater and met up with all the Computer Club guys (and girls). And guess who was there? Okay one.who am I saying guess who was there to? Two, I already said he was there earlier in this entry. Three, there is no point in explaining this as I pointed out in my number one reason.
But yes, Kenny was there. Kenny, the guy who broke up with me at the Winter Carnival because he believed I was having an affair with Boris Pelkowski, who wears his shirt tucked inside his pants, who is a mouth breather, and on top of all that, he is my best friends boyfriend! And for some reason I never bothered to explain all this to Kenny, well I know the reason, its because I was in Genovia. But Kenny, he must still be really mad at me for supposedly cheating on him, so he comes up to me and says "Hello Mia, Where's your boyfriend?" I must have turned really red, first of all, because I knew he was talking about Boris, and then because Michael was right behind me and probably wondering what he was talking about. Me: What are you talking about?
Kenny: Mia, stop lying to everyone. I've accepted it, I think everyone else can too.
Me: Kenny, I don't know what you are talking about. I thought he would just leave it at that, and sit down and enjoy his popcorn or something.
Kenny: Mia, everyone knows you are in love with Boris Pelkowski. He said it SO loud too. Loud enough for everyone in the theater to hear him. And I'm not exaggerating either because a one of the computer club guys was standing on the other side of the theater and started laughing and said "Boris Pelkowski?!"
Me: Kenny, I don't love Boris.
Kenny: Yes you do Mia you told me at the carnival. Then what happened next shocked me. I mean, really, really, really shocked me.
Michael: Kenny, why can't you just leave Mia alone? You're just upset that she doesn't like you anymore.
Kenny: Michael, why can't you leave us alone, I'm trying to get Mia to admit her feelings toward Boris.
Michael: You can't get her to admit she has feelings toward Boris because she doesn't!
Me: ...
Kenny: Well why are you sticking up for her, she's your little sister's best friend!
Michael: Because she's my girlfriend! And he grabbed my arm and dragged me out of the theater.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own The Princess Diaries or any of the characters (I would LOVE to own Michael!), they belong to the brilliant Meg Cabot. So please don't sue me!
Monday, January 4, G & T
Okay so going to the movies wasn't so bad, it was really great actually. Except for the fact that KENNY was there. But I'll back up to when I picked Michael up.
I was nervous-sweating in fact. Luckily I put lots of deodorant on before I left the Loft. So here comes Michael, looking so incredibly hot, like usual. He steps into the limo and does he kiss me? Well no.but he hugged me, which counts for something I guess. He started talking to me and I couldn't really concentrate on what he was saying.
So we pull up in front of the movie theater and get out. A bunch of people rushed over and were looking through our windows and I guess they thought we were movie stars or something, because when we got out some girl was saying "she wasn't in the movie! You made me get out of line for this!" and started cussing at her boyfriend. I can understand why she was mad though, the line was REALLY long at the concession stand. Michael was so nice though, he even bought me popcorn and said I could share his coke (I guess he figures since he exchanged saliva with me a couple weeks ago it doesn't really matter if I drink out of the same straw as him) because I didn't want a whole one, its so awful having to climb over people and listen to people in the row behind you complaining about how you should've gone to the bathroom before the movie started.
But then we got to the theater and met up with all the Computer Club guys (and girls). And guess who was there? Okay one.who am I saying guess who was there to? Two, I already said he was there earlier in this entry. Three, there is no point in explaining this as I pointed out in my number one reason.
But yes, Kenny was there. Kenny, the guy who broke up with me at the Winter Carnival because he believed I was having an affair with Boris Pelkowski, who wears his shirt tucked inside his pants, who is a mouth breather, and on top of all that, he is my best friends boyfriend! And for some reason I never bothered to explain all this to Kenny, well I know the reason, its because I was in Genovia. But Kenny, he must still be really mad at me for supposedly cheating on him, so he comes up to me and says "Hello Mia, Where's your boyfriend?" I must have turned really red, first of all, because I knew he was talking about Boris, and then because Michael was right behind me and probably wondering what he was talking about. Me: What are you talking about?
Kenny: Mia, stop lying to everyone. I've accepted it, I think everyone else can too.
Me: Kenny, I don't know what you are talking about. I thought he would just leave it at that, and sit down and enjoy his popcorn or something.
Kenny: Mia, everyone knows you are in love with Boris Pelkowski. He said it SO loud too. Loud enough for everyone in the theater to hear him. And I'm not exaggerating either because a one of the computer club guys was standing on the other side of the theater and started laughing and said "Boris Pelkowski?!"
Me: Kenny, I don't love Boris.
Kenny: Yes you do Mia you told me at the carnival. Then what happened next shocked me. I mean, really, really, really shocked me.
Michael: Kenny, why can't you just leave Mia alone? You're just upset that she doesn't like you anymore.
Kenny: Michael, why can't you leave us alone, I'm trying to get Mia to admit her feelings toward Boris.
Michael: You can't get her to admit she has feelings toward Boris because she doesn't!
Me: ...
Kenny: Well why are you sticking up for her, she's your little sister's best friend!
Michael: Because she's my girlfriend! And he grabbed my arm and dragged me out of the theater.