AN: This is a story me and my friend Samantha wrote together last year in History class (god, that class was so GAY!). Its definitly lighter than what I usually write. It's also a 'reality TV' fic.
"Is it on?" Cosmo glanced around everywhere but the camera in front of him.
"It's on," Wanda said in a semi whisper.
"What?"
"IT'S ON!" She screamed.
"You want me gone?" Cosmo did the lower lip face. "Then I guess I better leave, since I'm so unwanted." He poofed up a backpack and started to leave.
Wanda rolled her eyes and poofed up to Cosmo and whispered in his ear.
Cosmo turned a bright red in embarrassment. "Um, oops. My bad." He looks straight into the camera and said in a serious, reality TV host voice, "Welcome to the GODKID BACHELOR, brought to you by FMTV, Fairy Music Television which not only shows the best music videos, but excelent reality shows like THE WIERD WORLD. Actually, I just watch the channel because it shows the music video for Linkin Parks' BREAKING THE HABBIT which is the best song ever and . . ."
"Get to the point, Cosmo." Wanda said, exasperated.
"Point?" He thought, or tryed to think, for a moment. "Oh right. Our Bachelor Kid is ten year old Timmy Turner! He's looking for a girl who, well actually he wrote me a paper of what he was looking for in the lovely , yet not as lovely as my wife, bachelorettes." He pulls out a rather large scroll and began to read.
"1) No one who spits when they talk
2) No one with an IQ lower than Room Temperature
3)No one who eats food to express emotions, like the author does (Lil Cosmo: I heard that!)
4) Someone who looks exactly like Trixie Tang
5)No SHEMALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6)Okay, how about just Trixie Tang?" Cosmo threw away the rest of the list. "alright then. Timmy is to pick from our ten lovely batchelorettes. The chosen one will go to the Dimmsdale Homecoming Dance with him and also inherit the vast Turner family fortune! Let's meet the batchelorettes."
Scene changes to a line up of nine females and one, er, questional gender.
Batchelorette one: Trixie Tang (who has no idea who the batchelor is or that this is being broadcasted magically)
Batchelorette two: Toodie
Batchelorette three: Missy Van Strangle (Jorgan Van Strangle's and the Tooth Fairy's daughter)
Batchelorette four: Numbuh 3 from the Kids Next Door (under the impression that the 'Turner Fortune' is a backet of Rainbow Monkeys)
Bachelorette five: Sleeping Beauty (will her sleeping disorder be a drawback?)
Bachelorette six: Fifi (anorexic wannabee model fairy)
AN: I have to stop this fic because I have FOUR openings for bachelorettes. First three to request can be in it. If you beg enough and you weren't one of the first three, well I can probably squeeze you in. Also, if you want to be in this fic, but you aren't a girl, let me know. You can be a host or something.