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Chapter 1: The Experiment

Danny's house

Five days later, 1:00 pm

"Ok, you two are probably the only two people in the UNIVERSE who dance to COMMERCIALS!!!"

Danny, Sam, and Tucker were sitting in Danny's room, listening to the radio. It was the best station Danny could find, with the BEST music, but it also had quite a bit of static. This was annoying, but even more annoying was that Danny and Tuck danced to the commercials.

"Geez, Sam, get a grip!" Danny said. "Summer vacation started yesterday! We've already wasted 20 hours of summer! We've got to get as much goofiness in as we can!"

"You have until September," Sam said. "That's a lot of time."

"Sam, HELLO?!" Tucker said as he danced to the McDonalds jingle. "That's a split second in vacation-time! We gotta- okay, music's back."

The three sat down to enjoy the music. "Say, Danny," Tuck said. "Did ya find out anything about the Betrayers?"

"No," Danny said. "All the ghosts I asked wouldn't tell me. Sam, did you ask your parents?"

"They wouldn't bring it up either," Sam said. "Melanie- it feels so weird calling her Mom- just said that she didn't want me worried with matters that had nothing to do with me. Hey- this is my favorite song! Everyone- BE QUIET!!!"

It was "Building a Mystery" by Sarah McLaghlan. Danny and Tuck stared. "What?" Sam said.

When the AGONIZING song was over, Danny turned off the music. "Okkk... I'm bored." Tucker said.

"Tuck, no!" Danny said. No sooner were the words out of Tuck's mouth that Danny's dad crashed through the door. "Did somebody say 'bored?'"

"Oh great."

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"So, as you can see, children, when I add all these ingredients together, their oddities will merge and create- AN ARTIFICIAL GHOST!!! That way, I don't have to hunt one down by myself!"

Danny, Sam and Tucker were sitting in the lab, listening to Jack Fenton rant. There were lots of smelly chemicals on the table- and a carton of milk.

"So watch, as I, Jack Thomas Fenton, make history!" Mr. Fenton said. "Now... one wart from the neighbor's dog...two sticks of butter... hair from a random person... LOTS of toothpaste...Essence of Ectoplasm...all this other smelly stuff... and, most importantly- milk from a cow- THAT LIVES IN CALCUTTA!!!"

Mr. Fenton added the milk, and then a strange chemical reaction took place. Stuff shot into the air, and... the thing exploded. Green stuff went everywhere, and the lab was a mess. "So that's what a ghost looks like!" Sam said sarcastically.

"I don't understand," Danny's dad said. "Everything was perfect, and HEY!!" He picked up the carton. "This milk is from the store! I can't use this!" he said. Mr. Fenton tore the place apart looking for the Calcuttan milk, and made the other three search with him. When they turned up empty handed, Jack didn't give up.

"Well, it isn't here," he said. "You know what that means, right?"

"Uhh...no?"

"Kids... WE'RE GOING TO CALCUTTA!!!"

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Meanwhile, two floors up, a hand reached out the window, carrying a carton. The hand dumped the carton's contents (milk) onto the ground. The carton was labeled 'Calcutta Milk.' "That should stop him," a voice said...

COMING UP NEXT ON Universal Roadtrip:

Jazz: Mom, Dad, I forgot something!

Mr. Fenton: Jazz, you can live without one thing for two weeks, can't you?

Jazz: But Dad, you don't understand! I forgot my UNDERWEAR!

Mr. Fenton: So?

Ok...that's enough!

This and more...on UNIVERSAL ROADTRIP!