Sorry I haven't updated in so long but my computer broke and I had to get a new one! Thanks to all those people who reviewed chapter 2.

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Chapter Three: Supreme Ruler of Remus' Head.

The following weeks were bitter-sweet for Remus. He tried not to spend to much time with Sirius for the simple reason that he didn't know whether he trusted himself not to start ripping Sirius' clothes of in front of the whole school, but after Krysta had nearly told him who Sirius was in love with Sirius chose to stick close to Remus.

One afternoon, after he had finally managed to ditch Sirius, Remus was sitting in the library as usual when he heard an urgent whisper coming form behind a book shelf.

"Remus! Psst! Remus!" Krysta's head appeared between two books.

"Krysta? What are y-"

"No time for that! Come here quick!" Krysta interrupted him. Remus rose quickly and joined her.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"Not here. Sirius might come looking for you." She headed out of the library leading a very confused Remus.

This girl is as insane as you are. Observed the voice as Remus watched Krysta using her mirror to check round corners. After a few minutes Remus found himself being pushed through the door of what appeared to be a girls bathroom.

She's lost it.

"Krysta I-" Krysta had followed him into the bathroom and had pushed him roughly against the wall. She had now pressed her lips firmly but gently against Remus' only pulling away when she needed to come up for air.

"Oh my god!" gasped Remus, "I'm sorry Krysta but I don't like you that way."

"I knew it!" she exclaimed, " And why not?" she didn't sound angry, more triumphant and a little curios. Remus couldn't think of a good enough excuse so he decided to tell her the truth. Well some of it anyway.

"BecauseI'minlovewithsomeoneelse." he rushed. Krysta laughed slightly.

"And just who is the lucky person?" Krysta pushed. Remus didn't know what to say. Should he tell her? Should he make it up? Should he just jinx her and run away as fast as possible? Well the last one didn't sound like a very good idea so he leaned against the wall and sighed. It was definitely the sigh of someone resigned to their fate and Krysta grinned.

"It's Sirius ok. I'm in love with Sirius Black." Remus grinned sheepishly, it actually felt good to say it out loud.

"I knew it! I just needed you to say it!" Krysta laughed.

"Couldn't you have got me to tell you without kissing me?" Remus asked cautiously, he was a little afraid of upsetting such an obviously crazy person. Krysta shrugged.

"You're kinda cute. Just wanted to see how it felt. Anyway that's not the point, the point is that Sirius loves you to!" Krysta exclaimed.

"Y... You're lying," Remus blurted, "You're making fun of me! I... I don't believe you." the smile faded from Krysta's face as Remus pushed past her and ran into the corridor. She didn't try to chase him.

Nice, very nice. She wasn't lying you know.

"Shut up!" snarled Remus. He was faintly aware of someone shouting his name but he just kept running. He ran out into the grounds and collapsed under a tree.

Did the running help? Remus pounded his head. No I didn't think so.

Remus just sat there on the cold, hard ground with his arms round his knees and rocking slightly. He knew he must look crazier then ever but he didn't care. He was busy having an intense internal battle. He was divided into three parts.

The first part of him believed Krysta, after all why would she lie?

The second part of him thought she must be lying because Sirius would never love him.

And the third part agreed with the first and wondered why the second part was being such a jumped up little prat. Why was it so hard to believe that Sirius loved him. But maybe that was wishful thinking.

It's Sirius for god's sake! A complete ladies man! If he knew how you felt about him he'd run away screaming. Fairy!

" Shut up!" Remus screamed pounding his head with the palm of his hand.

"Err... Remus? You ok mate?" James asked warily sinking down beside him.

" I'm fine," grumbled Remus, " just go away. And take the little voice with you."

"No offence Moony but I think you need help. Serious mental help. Anyway what's wrong?"

"Just something Krysta said. I needed to be alone." Remus shot a meaningful glance at James but he didn't take the hint.

" What did she say? Come on Moony I'm your friend, you can tell me." James coaxed. Remus was beyond caring anymore. In fact he was thinking about just shutting down and crowning the little voice Supreme Ruler of the inside of his head.

"She said Sirius was in love with me." said Remus in a dull continuous tone as he stared blankly into the middle distance. He was busy mentally walking round the inside of his skull and was starting to turn things off.

"Err... any idea why she told you that?" asked a thoroughly confused James. It was a while before Remus answered and James had to wave his hand in front of his face for a good five minutes.

"Because I told her I love Sirius and I dunno maybe she thought it would make me happy or something." Remus replied in the same dull tone.

"Oh... well... ok then." mumbled James awkwardly.

"You hate me now." it wasn't a question it was a statement.

"No... I...I don't hate you. I'm just surprised. I mean your gay." James said stupidly.

"I'm not gay I just like Sirius." Remus knew this was illogical but he had started to go into a trance like state so he didn't really care. The little voice whistled grandly.

Lot a space in here. Good for my artwork.

"Remus can I talk to you?" Sirius stepped out from behind the tree just as Remus was about to turn of the will to live. His brain switched back on with an alarming jolt and the little voice swore loudly.

Damn Sirius!

Hope you all liked this chapter! Once again sorry for the delay! Please R and R!