Lex: Before I start I'd like to get one thing straight , I do not own any character of Inuyasha , well maybe a couple , but they're in the story . ;) .

Lex: Welcome to The Torture Room ! (thunder cracks in background)

Muhahahahahahahahaha !!!!! Everybody welcome my odd friend The Mystical Kid !!

Audience: HURRAY !!!!!

T.M.K. : Yo Yo what up peeps ?

Lex: Today we're going to tormenting people with questions .

T.M.K.:Yea , so everybody betta enjoy themselves ya hear ?

Lex: T.M.K. you really need to stop actin black .

T.M.K.: Naw dawg ! I'll act the hell I want to , ya dig ?

Lex: Yea I hear you , I hesr your jaw flabbin still !

Audience: Hahahahahaha !!!!!!

T.M.K.: Lets just get thes ugly hos out here already , I'm bored .

Lex: (rolls eyes) Lets bring out Inuyasha !!

(Inuyasha walks to chair that T.M.K. has pointed to)

Lex: So Inuyasha how does it feel to be in a love triangle ?

T.M.K.: Ya , how it feel ?

Lex: Shut Up !!!!!!

T.M.K: Shuttin ......

Inuyasha: I have no clue what you're talkin about .

Lex: You know Kagome and Kikyo ......

Inuyash: (gulp)

Lex: Simple question , do you feel good about loving to people at once?

Inuyasha: No , I don't love anybody except myself !!!

Audience: Booooooooo!!!!

T.M.K.: Man you a tru playa !

(Lex gives T.M.K. death glare)

T.M.K.: Neva mind .

Lex: Inuyahsa.....buddy (puts hand on Inuyasha's shoulder) you know you're going to have to pick one , right ?

Inuyasha: I don't want neither ! They waste my time anyways !

Lex: Ok bed that way !! Now you get either ! I'm going to file a restraining order on you . You may contact either women or have anything to do with them . Now have a good day .

T.M.K.: Dammmmn ain't she mean ?

(guards escort Inuyasha out of studio)

Lex: Man that felt good !!!

T.M.K.: Ok are next peep to come up in here is my main man , Miroku !!

(Girls start throwing underwear on stage , ewwwwww a granny just did it )

Miroku: Calm down ladies , theres enough Miroku for everybody . ;)

Lex: Riiiight .....

T.M.K.: Ok , whats with touchin everyone , don' t you have feelins fo a lucky lady ?

Miroku: I do have feelings for her , but sence my hand is cursed I'm trying to enjoy my life before I die . Besides I'm a ladies man .

(Girls in audience cheer)

T.M.K.: Playa , playa . Whos the lucky lady then ?

Miroku: No comment .

Lex: Tell us or I'll ...

Miroku: Noooo! Not my gumdrop buttons , wait wrong show , or you'll do what ?

Lex: I'll find her and kill her .

Miroku: Nooo not my darling Sango !!!

Lex&T.M.K.: We Knew It !!!!!!

Miroku: Please don't tell her !

T.M.K.: Most likely she already know . Now get outta here ! I'm done talkin to your playa face !!!!

(Miroku runs out of studio burstin out in tears )

Lex: Well thats it for to day .

T.M.K.: Check in next time for Kouga and Sesshomaru ! Piece ! We outy!

Lex: Oi shut up !!!

T.M.K.: Shuttin .....