Lex: Hello everybody and welcome for another episode of The Torture Room ! (thunder booms in background and lightning strikes)
TMK:You know you should really stop with that ....geez .
Lex: Hey you're not talking black anymore ! What happened ?
TMK: Nothing happened ...
Lex: Ok . Well lets bring Kouga !!!!!
(Kouga walks out , ooo he so sexy)
(Lex and TMK start drooling)
Kouga: What ?
Lex&TMK: Nothing !
Lex: (wipes drool away) ok please take a seat .
(Kouga sits)
Lex: Ok my question why do you where a skirt ?
Kouga: Because it's breezy and it's easier to take a piss .
TMK: (twitch)
Lex: Oh my .....
Kouga: Next question !
TMK: Uh , do you where anything under your skirt ?
Kouga: Nope .
TMK&Lex: Thank You Gentle Jesus !!!!!!
Kouga: Anymore questions ?
Lex: No , actually can I have your phone number ?
TMK: Run Kouga , Run For Your Life ! She'll Jump On You And Hang On For Dear Life !!!!!
(Kouga speeds out of studio)
TMK: My work here is done .
Lex: So is your life !!!
TMK: Can't this wait till after the show ?
Lex: Fine . Bring out Sesshomaru !
Audience: Hurray !!!!!
(Sesshomaru walks on ot stage and sits on chair)
TMK: Ooooo , pretty ! Must touch big fluffy thing !
Lex: Ewwwww !
TMK: You have a sick mind you know that ?
Lex: (giggle)
TMK: First question , Do you hate it when people call you ' Fluffy ' ?
Sesshomaru: Hell yea !! It makes me seem so un-manly ! They make me feel like I'm gay !!
Lex: Calm down ! Next question , what is Rin to you ?
( Sesshomaru thinks for awhile )
TMK: Be warned if you say like a lover I swear I'll call the police !
Sesshomaru: She's like a daughter to me .
Lex: Awwwwww .
TMK: Cool .
Sesshomaru: But I always wondered what she tasted like ....
Lex: As in food ? or what ?
Sesshomaru: Food .
Lex&TMK: CANNIBAL !!!!!!
(tranqulizer shoots out and hits Sesshomaru in neck)
Sesshoamru: What the (bleep) ?
(Sesshomaru falls to ground)
Lex: Sorry Sesshomaru ! (drags Sesshomaru and stuffs him in a closet).
TMK: Well thats it for today , I need to go , cause Lex said she was going to kill me after the show .
Lex: Oh yea thanks for reminding me ! Thats all folks !!!
TMK:You know you should really stop with that ....geez .
Lex: Hey you're not talking black anymore ! What happened ?
TMK: Nothing happened ...
Lex: Ok . Well lets bring Kouga !!!!!
(Kouga walks out , ooo he so sexy)
(Lex and TMK start drooling)
Kouga: What ?
Lex&TMK: Nothing !
Lex: (wipes drool away) ok please take a seat .
(Kouga sits)
Lex: Ok my question why do you where a skirt ?
Kouga: Because it's breezy and it's easier to take a piss .
TMK: (twitch)
Lex: Oh my .....
Kouga: Next question !
TMK: Uh , do you where anything under your skirt ?
Kouga: Nope .
TMK&Lex: Thank You Gentle Jesus !!!!!!
Kouga: Anymore questions ?
Lex: No , actually can I have your phone number ?
TMK: Run Kouga , Run For Your Life ! She'll Jump On You And Hang On For Dear Life !!!!!
(Kouga speeds out of studio)
TMK: My work here is done .
Lex: So is your life !!!
TMK: Can't this wait till after the show ?
Lex: Fine . Bring out Sesshomaru !
Audience: Hurray !!!!!
(Sesshomaru walks on ot stage and sits on chair)
TMK: Ooooo , pretty ! Must touch big fluffy thing !
Lex: Ewwwww !
TMK: You have a sick mind you know that ?
Lex: (giggle)
TMK: First question , Do you hate it when people call you ' Fluffy ' ?
Sesshomaru: Hell yea !! It makes me seem so un-manly ! They make me feel like I'm gay !!
Lex: Calm down ! Next question , what is Rin to you ?
( Sesshomaru thinks for awhile )
TMK: Be warned if you say like a lover I swear I'll call the police !
Sesshomaru: She's like a daughter to me .
Lex: Awwwwww .
TMK: Cool .
Sesshomaru: But I always wondered what she tasted like ....
Lex: As in food ? or what ?
Sesshomaru: Food .
Lex&TMK: CANNIBAL !!!!!!
(tranqulizer shoots out and hits Sesshomaru in neck)
Sesshoamru: What the (bleep) ?
(Sesshomaru falls to ground)
Lex: Sorry Sesshomaru ! (drags Sesshomaru and stuffs him in a closet).
TMK: Well thats it for today , I need to go , cause Lex said she was going to kill me after the show .
Lex: Oh yea thanks for reminding me ! Thats all folks !!!