(Lex walks on stage , TMK rolls onto ramp of stage in wheel chair)
Lex: Welcome to episode #3 of The Torture Room !!!
Audience: Hurray !!!!
Lex: As you people can plainly see , I beat the crap out of TMK last time .
TMK: The Pain !!!!!!!!!
Lex: Shut up or you'll end up back in the hospital ! Our guests today are Naraku and Ayame . So lets bring out Naraku !
Hurray: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh !!! (audience panics)
Lex: Everybody remain calm !!
(audience sits back down in their chairs and shuts up)
(Naraku comes out)
TMK: Sit .
(Naraku sits down , hey wait is he wearing M.C. Hammer pants ?)
TMK: Naraku are you gay ?
Lex: Hey ! I'm suppose to ask those kinds of questions !
TMK: Well I'm askin !!
Naraku: Uhhhh, yep .
TMK: Cool . So who do you like on the Inuyasha show ?
Naraku: I love Sesshomaru !!!!
(big thud comes closet , Sesshomaru flys out)
Naraku: Fluffy !!!!!!
Sesshomaru: Shut up bitch , where my money at ?
Naraku: Huh ?
Sesshomaru: You owe me money , where it at ?
Naraku: I forgot .
(Sesshomaru murders Naraku and gets arrested , police try to arrest him but he ends up killing them too , now Sesshomaru is on the Most Wanted list , there will be more up dates)
TMK: Ooooo blood !
Lex: You're not a vampire are you ?
TMK: Trust me , if I was you wouldn't be here right now .
Lex: Oh .
TMK: Lets bring out Ayame !!!!
Lex: Who let that bitch in here ?! I'll kill them , she tryin to take Kouga away from the fans and me !
(Ayame walks out like a hoochie)
Audience: Booooooooo!!!!!!
Ayame: Oh no you didn't (snaps fingers like you see some black or porta ricons' do)
TMK: Haha , there will be no snaping in this studio or I'll kill you .
Ayame: Bitch .
Lex: Do you love Kouga ?
Ayame: Of course I do , I'm havin his baby .
Lex: You're not even pregnant .
Ayame: I'll get pregnant then .
( Lex pulls out a machine gun)
Lex: Say hello to my little friend !!!!
Ayame: Hello .
(Lex fires gun at Ayame and her head gets blown up and blood goes everywear)
Audience: Hurray !
(Scruffy the janitor comes out and cleans up floor and drags body of stage)
Lex: That was for all the Kouga fans out there !!
TMK: OMG !!!
Lex: You've been silent for a long time .
TMK: Have you seen whats been going around today ? Naraku said hes gay , Sesshomaru killed him , and you just murdered Ayame !
Lex: Yea this was a fun day .
TMK: (takes in deep breath) Join us next time on The Torture Room ! Our guests will be Bankotsu and Sango !
Lex: Welcome to episode #3 of The Torture Room !!!
Audience: Hurray !!!!
Lex: As you people can plainly see , I beat the crap out of TMK last time .
TMK: The Pain !!!!!!!!!
Lex: Shut up or you'll end up back in the hospital ! Our guests today are Naraku and Ayame . So lets bring out Naraku !
Hurray: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh !!! (audience panics)
Lex: Everybody remain calm !!
(audience sits back down in their chairs and shuts up)
(Naraku comes out)
TMK: Sit .
(Naraku sits down , hey wait is he wearing M.C. Hammer pants ?)
TMK: Naraku are you gay ?
Lex: Hey ! I'm suppose to ask those kinds of questions !
TMK: Well I'm askin !!
Naraku: Uhhhh, yep .
TMK: Cool . So who do you like on the Inuyasha show ?
Naraku: I love Sesshomaru !!!!
(big thud comes closet , Sesshomaru flys out)
Naraku: Fluffy !!!!!!
Sesshomaru: Shut up bitch , where my money at ?
Naraku: Huh ?
Sesshomaru: You owe me money , where it at ?
Naraku: I forgot .
(Sesshomaru murders Naraku and gets arrested , police try to arrest him but he ends up killing them too , now Sesshomaru is on the Most Wanted list , there will be more up dates)
TMK: Ooooo blood !
Lex: You're not a vampire are you ?
TMK: Trust me , if I was you wouldn't be here right now .
Lex: Oh .
TMK: Lets bring out Ayame !!!!
Lex: Who let that bitch in here ?! I'll kill them , she tryin to take Kouga away from the fans and me !
(Ayame walks out like a hoochie)
Audience: Booooooooo!!!!!!
Ayame: Oh no you didn't (snaps fingers like you see some black or porta ricons' do)
TMK: Haha , there will be no snaping in this studio or I'll kill you .
Ayame: Bitch .
Lex: Do you love Kouga ?
Ayame: Of course I do , I'm havin his baby .
Lex: You're not even pregnant .
Ayame: I'll get pregnant then .
( Lex pulls out a machine gun)
Lex: Say hello to my little friend !!!!
Ayame: Hello .
(Lex fires gun at Ayame and her head gets blown up and blood goes everywear)
Audience: Hurray !
(Scruffy the janitor comes out and cleans up floor and drags body of stage)
Lex: That was for all the Kouga fans out there !!
TMK: OMG !!!
Lex: You've been silent for a long time .
TMK: Have you seen whats been going around today ? Naraku said hes gay , Sesshomaru killed him , and you just murdered Ayame !
Lex: Yea this was a fun day .
TMK: (takes in deep breath) Join us next time on The Torture Room ! Our guests will be Bankotsu and Sango !