Lex & TMK : Welcome to Episode 4 of the Torture Room !
Lex: Lets bring out our first guest ! Bankotsu !
Audience : Hurray ! Woohoo ! We love you Bankotsu !!!!!!
(Bankotsu walks out all manly and stuff, drool)
Bankotsu: Hello ladies !
(Some chick runs up on stage)
Chick: Bankotsu will you sign my ass ?
Bankotsu: There will be no ass signing today!
Lex & TMK: OO........
TMK: Okkkk....take a seat.....drool
Lex: First question. Are you single ?
Bankotsu: Yes.
Lex: Will you go out with me ?!!!!!!
Bankotsu: I'll think about it.
Lex: Please !!!!!!(Gets down on hands and knees)I beg of you !
Bankotsu: Ok, fiiiine.
TMK: drool Do you like ramen ?
Bankotsu: What kind of dumbass question is that ?!
TMK: Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh !
Bankotsu: '......
Lex: Please forgive TMK, shes kind of confused....
Bankotsu: No, really ? I thought she was smart.....god you people are stupid.
TMK: Why are you so mean ?!
Bankotsu: I don't know.
Lex: Have a candy bar .
Bankotsu: CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lex: oO....
TMK: Oo.......
(Bankotsu crams the cand bar in his mouth)
TMK: You got chocolate all over your face.....
Lex: Let me get that for you ( starts to lick Bankotsu's face, yummmm)
TMK: OO...no way ! Give me some ! ( Jumps on Bankotsu and starts lickin his face as well)
(Once Bankotsu's face is nice and clean, TMK and Lex sit back in their chairs)
TMK: Lets bring out Sango !
(Sango walks out)
Old Guy: Hey baby can I have cough your cough phone....hack
(Old man collapses from a heart attack)
Sango: Oh my.....
Lex: Have a seat please.
(Sango sits)
TMK: Do you like Miroku in any way ?
Sango: Hell No !!!!!!!
Lex: Ya sure ?
Sango: 100
TMK: Hes got feelins for you.
Sango: He does ? No Way ?!
Lex: Yes way.
(Sango runs of stage screamin for Miroku)
TMK: Why do people always run off stage like that Lex ?
Lex: Who knows ...
Bankotsu: Idea ! I'll take you both out on a date !
Lex & TMK: Really ?!
Bankotsu: No. ( Some biker chick drives into the studio on a Harley, and Bankotsu jumps on the back)
Lex: OO.......
Bankotsu: See ya later suckers !!!!
Audience: Noooooo! Don't leave us !!!!!( Audience chases after Bankotsu and the biker chick)
TMK: Well...thats the end. Tune in next time....for ......Jankotsu and Kagura.....you wanna go get a soda ?
Lex: Sure.
(TMK and Lex walk off stage)