Disclaimers: I still don't own Inu-Yasha
Authors Note: I'm content with the amount of reviews I received for my first chapter. I seem to be enjoying writing this story more than my other stories. To clear up some confusions from chapter one for future references I made a small " To Know" list. Just glance and look it over.
~To Know List~
Inu-Yasha is NOT gay!!!! It's a rumor people, a rumor!!!
The reason Inu has to follow through with the bet even though he rules over Kouga is "if you are gay, I could sell this to the media and I would get enough cash to keep me happy for my entire life without lifting a finger." In other words only people close to Inu know about how long he hasn't dated for and Kouga is willing to sell information to the media saying Inu is gay.
This is set in modern day Tokyo, although it may seem like the United States.
Inu will have _____ hair and ____.
I think that's all for now.
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"Doomed"
"I'm doomed" Inu said once he and Miroku were back in the solitary confinements of his room and had locked the door so as to confine all interruptions.
He got no reaction from Miroku, who was playing with a game boy.
He tried again.
" I've already lost the bet"
Once again he got no reaction from Miroku, only the music coming from the game boy.
He decided to give it one more chance.
" My life is over" he said hoping to catch Mirkou's attention but the man was too consumed in the game to give him any.
Out of sheer desperation Inu-Yasha said the three words that would probably give him nightmare's for the rest of his life.
"I am gay" he said nice and loud for every in the office to hear.
Miroku's game boy dropped to floor and the game over music started playing but went unnoticed by the two.
Miroku slowly got off the couch and started to move toward the door.
Hey, if Inu-Yasha had as good of a taste in guys as he did with the women, then he shouldn't be in here all alone with him. After all he was a guy that made every other guy envy him.
Inu-Yasha seeing him move toward the door intercepted his path.
'Yo, monk where are you going?" he asked him.
" Uh. um.. Well u see Inu-Yasha if you are gay then I don't want to be in this room all alone with you" Miroku said, trying to point out the logic to his friend.
Inu sighed exasperated.
" Only said that to get your attention," He said.
" Inu-Yasha im sorry, but you cant get my attention that way, for you see i don't go that way," he reasoned.
"No!!!" Inu said shocked that Miroku thought that he was gay.
" Im not gay, Miroku" he said
" yes you are"
" no im not"
" yes you are"
"no im not"
"yes you are"
"no im not"
" but I heard you say it" Miroku reasoned
" I didn't mean it" Inu said.
"but I have proof" Miroku said happily.
" what proof?" Inu asked. " on the tape recorder that you installed in you office walls, incase someone tried anything funny" Miroku said grinning wickedly.
Inu-Yasha's face paled faster than you could say "uh-oh".
" crap" he murmured before swiftly moving toward his desk in hope's off finding the remote for the tape recorder there.
After looking for the remote on his cluttered desk he finally found it and pressed the eject button.
He hopped towards the side of the wall waiting to get the tape but stopped midway.
Next to the hidden floorboard stood Miroku holding the tape in one hand the other hand blowing his nails, as if he was some movie star.
"Miroku, give me the tape" he said in a tight restrained voice.
"nope" Miroku said calmly.
" Give me the tape" Inu said quietly
Miroku still didn't budge " nope"
" give it to me before you force me to something we both will regret"
"nope"
Inu-Yasha lost all his patience then and dived and tackled his friend in a professional football tackle.
The two rolled around on the ground each trying to gain the upper and.
Each having only one thing in sight.
The tape.
After much rolling around, Miroku grew tired and Inu-Yasha gained the upper hand.
He grinned down at him evilly and said " give it to me monk".
A cough in the room indicated that someone else was in the room.
Inu-Yasha looked up to see Kouga's secretary, Kagome inside the room with her eyes squeezed shut.
For a second he looked confused trying to figure out why she had her eyes closed.
Ant then it hit him.
He was positioned above Miroku
Miroku right before him, scared out of his mind
And those words he had just said.
One word came to his mind right then.
"f*ck" and he voiced it out loud.
Kagome gasped out loud thinking he was giving Miroku a command.
At this Inu groaned inwardly.
He had not planned to win the girl over this way.
He slowly got off Miroku fully aware of the fact that the girls eyes were on him.
Helping Miroku up he went and sat down on his desk.
" well, how may I help you, Miss Higurashi?" he asked politely.
" Mr. Otami would like to talk to you, once again" she said.
"why didn't you just connect me to him?" he asked, annoyed at the way the girl had caught him.
" I tried, sir, but no one seemed to be answering the call" she said politely, her eyes holding amusement.
"err .. Well u see... um.. I was busy" he finished lamely, a faint blush on his face.
He could definitely see the laughter in her eyes right now.
" um well, you can go back and connect me, now" he offered, the blush still evident on his face.
" yes, sir" Kagome said and made her way toward the door, she paused turned around looked at the two and said with a straight voice " Have a good time, you two" .
with that said Kagome walked out of the room and shut the door behind her firmly.
Miroku's eyes bulged at Kagome's comment while Inu-Yasha's blush was now clearer than ever.
"err. well... right" he said drumming his pen on the table waiting for the call.
Miroku grinned , It seemed he had forgotten about the tape. He quietly slipped it into his pockets and strolled back to the couch.
Picking his game boy from the ground he resumed playing the game.
"ring ring" the phone on Inu-Yasha's phone rang.
He picked it up.
" Inu it's me" Kouga's voice greeted him from the other side.
"Kagome told me a bit about your position" he said mockingly.
"Shut up" Inu-Yasha hissed.
"Well anyway, I just wanted to let u know that there will be a time limit on the whole deal" he said.
"oh?" Inu asked forgetting they hadn't discussed that.
" yeah, I think two months is a fair enough time, don't you?" he asked.
" what???? H*ll no!!! I cant make her fall for me in two months especially after what she saw" he exclaimed.
Kouga laughed aloud " yeah, she thinks you are gay" he sang out.
Inu-Yasha growled.
"what ever"
" listen I've got to go, good luck to you, you have two months" with that said he hung up without giving Inu-Yasha the chance to contradict what he had said.
" Im doomed" he said once again.
And once again he got no reaction from Miroku.
He groaned wondering what the h*ll he had done to deserve this.
Yup, he was doomed, his mind confirmed for him as Miroku shot him an evil smile confirming that thought as well as something else that he could not remember.
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Reviews = faster updates ^.^
Authors Note: I'm content with the amount of reviews I received for my first chapter. I seem to be enjoying writing this story more than my other stories. To clear up some confusions from chapter one for future references I made a small " To Know" list. Just glance and look it over.
~To Know List~
Inu-Yasha is NOT gay!!!! It's a rumor people, a rumor!!!
The reason Inu has to follow through with the bet even though he rules over Kouga is "if you are gay, I could sell this to the media and I would get enough cash to keep me happy for my entire life without lifting a finger." In other words only people close to Inu know about how long he hasn't dated for and Kouga is willing to sell information to the media saying Inu is gay.
This is set in modern day Tokyo, although it may seem like the United States.
Inu will have _____ hair and ____.
I think that's all for now.
*
"Doomed"
"I'm doomed" Inu said once he and Miroku were back in the solitary confinements of his room and had locked the door so as to confine all interruptions.
He got no reaction from Miroku, who was playing with a game boy.
He tried again.
" I've already lost the bet"
Once again he got no reaction from Miroku, only the music coming from the game boy.
He decided to give it one more chance.
" My life is over" he said hoping to catch Mirkou's attention but the man was too consumed in the game to give him any.
Out of sheer desperation Inu-Yasha said the three words that would probably give him nightmare's for the rest of his life.
"I am gay" he said nice and loud for every in the office to hear.
Miroku's game boy dropped to floor and the game over music started playing but went unnoticed by the two.
Miroku slowly got off the couch and started to move toward the door.
Hey, if Inu-Yasha had as good of a taste in guys as he did with the women, then he shouldn't be in here all alone with him. After all he was a guy that made every other guy envy him.
Inu-Yasha seeing him move toward the door intercepted his path.
'Yo, monk where are you going?" he asked him.
" Uh. um.. Well u see Inu-Yasha if you are gay then I don't want to be in this room all alone with you" Miroku said, trying to point out the logic to his friend.
Inu sighed exasperated.
" Only said that to get your attention," He said.
" Inu-Yasha im sorry, but you cant get my attention that way, for you see i don't go that way," he reasoned.
"No!!!" Inu said shocked that Miroku thought that he was gay.
" Im not gay, Miroku" he said
" yes you are"
" no im not"
" yes you are"
"no im not"
"yes you are"
"no im not"
" but I heard you say it" Miroku reasoned
" I didn't mean it" Inu said.
"but I have proof" Miroku said happily.
" what proof?" Inu asked. " on the tape recorder that you installed in you office walls, incase someone tried anything funny" Miroku said grinning wickedly.
Inu-Yasha's face paled faster than you could say "uh-oh".
" crap" he murmured before swiftly moving toward his desk in hope's off finding the remote for the tape recorder there.
After looking for the remote on his cluttered desk he finally found it and pressed the eject button.
He hopped towards the side of the wall waiting to get the tape but stopped midway.
Next to the hidden floorboard stood Miroku holding the tape in one hand the other hand blowing his nails, as if he was some movie star.
"Miroku, give me the tape" he said in a tight restrained voice.
"nope" Miroku said calmly.
" Give me the tape" Inu said quietly
Miroku still didn't budge " nope"
" give it to me before you force me to something we both will regret"
"nope"
Inu-Yasha lost all his patience then and dived and tackled his friend in a professional football tackle.
The two rolled around on the ground each trying to gain the upper and.
Each having only one thing in sight.
The tape.
After much rolling around, Miroku grew tired and Inu-Yasha gained the upper hand.
He grinned down at him evilly and said " give it to me monk".
A cough in the room indicated that someone else was in the room.
Inu-Yasha looked up to see Kouga's secretary, Kagome inside the room with her eyes squeezed shut.
For a second he looked confused trying to figure out why she had her eyes closed.
Ant then it hit him.
He was positioned above Miroku
Miroku right before him, scared out of his mind
And those words he had just said.
One word came to his mind right then.
"f*ck" and he voiced it out loud.
Kagome gasped out loud thinking he was giving Miroku a command.
At this Inu groaned inwardly.
He had not planned to win the girl over this way.
He slowly got off Miroku fully aware of the fact that the girls eyes were on him.
Helping Miroku up he went and sat down on his desk.
" well, how may I help you, Miss Higurashi?" he asked politely.
" Mr. Otami would like to talk to you, once again" she said.
"why didn't you just connect me to him?" he asked, annoyed at the way the girl had caught him.
" I tried, sir, but no one seemed to be answering the call" she said politely, her eyes holding amusement.
"err .. Well u see... um.. I was busy" he finished lamely, a faint blush on his face.
He could definitely see the laughter in her eyes right now.
" um well, you can go back and connect me, now" he offered, the blush still evident on his face.
" yes, sir" Kagome said and made her way toward the door, she paused turned around looked at the two and said with a straight voice " Have a good time, you two" .
with that said Kagome walked out of the room and shut the door behind her firmly.
Miroku's eyes bulged at Kagome's comment while Inu-Yasha's blush was now clearer than ever.
"err. well... right" he said drumming his pen on the table waiting for the call.
Miroku grinned , It seemed he had forgotten about the tape. He quietly slipped it into his pockets and strolled back to the couch.
Picking his game boy from the ground he resumed playing the game.
"ring ring" the phone on Inu-Yasha's phone rang.
He picked it up.
" Inu it's me" Kouga's voice greeted him from the other side.
"Kagome told me a bit about your position" he said mockingly.
"Shut up" Inu-Yasha hissed.
"Well anyway, I just wanted to let u know that there will be a time limit on the whole deal" he said.
"oh?" Inu asked forgetting they hadn't discussed that.
" yeah, I think two months is a fair enough time, don't you?" he asked.
" what???? H*ll no!!! I cant make her fall for me in two months especially after what she saw" he exclaimed.
Kouga laughed aloud " yeah, she thinks you are gay" he sang out.
Inu-Yasha growled.
"what ever"
" listen I've got to go, good luck to you, you have two months" with that said he hung up without giving Inu-Yasha the chance to contradict what he had said.
" Im doomed" he said once again.
And once again he got no reaction from Miroku.
He groaned wondering what the h*ll he had done to deserve this.
Yup, he was doomed, his mind confirmed for him as Miroku shot him an evil smile confirming that thought as well as something else that he could not remember.
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