Part 5- Lost
Elrond: The group becomes lost again, due to a torn piece off the map...
Elizabeth: Are you sure we're going the right way? I told you we should of made a right at the last tunnel...we're just going in circles!
Jack: Of course we're going the right way, just follow your nose...
Elizabeth: oh don't remind me of the smell of Mayonnaise, yuck, hate the stuff, but that's not gonna help us, the smell is all ova' the place...
Jack: I just know were headed in the right direction.
Elizabeth: Oh, really? You do know that we're supposed to be heading towards Mount doom in Mordor?
Jack: Ah...yes, isn't that it over there? (Points to Smog's Mt.)(Gandalf looks disappointed)
Merry: Ah no, aaa, I think that's actually the mountain where Smaug the dragon used to live. I heard about it from Bilbo, (whisper) you know, Frodo's uncle. If it were truly Mt. Doom it would be on fire.
(Everyone glare back at Jack for leading them the wrong way.)
Jack: Oh...Well, am I supposed to know everything?
Elizabeth: Here! Why don't you do some reading!?! (Hand him a stack of books titled "The Lord of the Rings")
Will: Well, maybe it's cause he's got a compass that doesn't point north.
(Everyone ignores Will)
Barbossa:Arrr... I bet he's got us lost from that ol' compass he has, the one that doesn't point north.
Elizabeth: Where does that compass point anyway?
Barbossa: I think Hobbington or the Shire? I don't know exactly...
Jack: Sooo, you've been doing some reading now have ye? Well I'll tell you all that I know my way around 'cause of this map here, so you can take this back love! (Gives her back the books) Sides it's my compass...
Merry: (Start's to search tunic for map) Hey! So that's where the missin' piece had gotten to...
Barbossa: Well, so where does it point to?
Jack: Galadriel's Forest.
Elizabeth: You're telling me that you've been leading us to an elven settlement! How thick are you? And you had it planned all along...
(They begin to argue with each other. Later while things begin to quiet down, Elizabeth slips away quietly. Then, a few minutes after, everyone realizes she is missing.)