Part 7- The Search
(Everybody is spreadout searching)
Everyone: Elizabeth!!!!
Jack: Elizabeth, love. Come back! (Exits into forest on his own.)
Aragorn: Legolas! Where are you?!?
Legolas: Aragorn! Where have you been? Have you seen Elizabeth, she's a young woman about yay big, she has blonde hair, and is wearing a funny, poofy gown...
Aragorn: Is this her?...
Legolas: Elizabeth!
Aragorn: She was jumped by elven scouts, and has been through quite a lot on our journey here...
Elrond: Yes I'm back again...So, Elizabeth and Aragorn continue tell of their trip to where the others were when suddenly Gollum came out of nowhere and leaped onto Legolas once again, snarling and biting, and attempting to claw out poor Legolas' eyes. The whole company was taken by surprise when it occurred, and Aragorn jumped into action right when it began. Aragorn takes out his sword, swings it around and waits for the right moment to strike...
(Elizabeth faints, and Will runs to help her to her feet)
Barbossa: Here we go... Same conflict, new person...
Faramir: For Gonder!!! (Stab at Gollum) For Gonder!!!
Everyone: Shut up!!! Enough already!
Faramir: Fine... For the White City! (Stab)
Everyone: We give up...
Legolas: Get him off me!
Aragorn: Stop moving!
(Aragorn rushes in and takes the butt end of the sword and knocks Gollum out with it)
Legolas: (sigh) Too close...he almost bit my lucky ear...
Wll: Has anyboby been listening to me?
Everybody: What?!?
Will: Elizabeth has fainted again, what should we do, she's out cold...
Aragorn: Here...(Takes a knife and slices at the corset)
Aragorn: Well, being so high up in altitude can really take the wind out of you, and wearing such a tight dress would make the winded feeling even worse...
Will: I never would have thought of that...
Aragorn: Clearly you have never met Arwen, or ever been to Singapore.
Will: How would you know about Singapore?
Aragorn: Err...I've read some of Gandalf's books about the future... (Gandalf nods)
Legolas: Who wears those?
Aragorn: Obviously Elizabeth...
(Elizabeth is talking in her sleep- camera moves into dream...)
Elizabeth: You ruined my corset. Commodore, can we go shopping for my wedding clothes or will I go down the aisle bare-breasted and ankles all the way?!?
Commodore: Ankles all the way!!
(Dream fades, Elizabeth starts to awaken)
(Everyone is laughing)
Elizabeth: Where?... Ah? You really ruined it didn't you?
(Everyone laughs)
Aragorn: I'm sorry Elizabeth, but that really isn't the best thing to wear out here in the wilderness...Well, I believe my job is done here, I feel I must go back and attend to matters of my own accord.
Legolas: No, Aragorn please don't leave us, we need you... We still have to find Pippin...
Aragorn: I'm afraid I can't... Pippin will turn up eventually, I know he will, he always does... I'm leaving you in charge now Legolas, you have much to do know since you are the ring bearer as well, but I trust that you are in good hands...(Turns and leaves...)
Legolas: Nai tiro vantelar varyurantel i Valar tielyannanu vilya. Namaarie Aragorn.
Aragorn: A Legolas, le nebain.
(Jack enters just as Aragorn leaves...)
Jack: Elizabeth...there...you...fight...scream....
Will: I protected her from harm. (Looking at mirror again)
Jack: Her or your face?
Will: Heh!
Legolas: We need to move on, it seems like Gollum had slipped away while were busy chatting...
Elrond: Legolas now took lead of the New Fellowship. And the group walked on for a couple more days, but soon the group had become tired.
Elizabeth: I'm tired of walking (sits) Where's my carriage?
Jack: There's no carriage, luv.