Part 8- Rohan, at last...
Barbossa: Now where are we going Jack?
Jack: Don't ask me, I'm not the leader anymore remember...
Legolas: Your still navigator Jack... I haven't taken that from you...
Jack: Alright, now we are going to pass the king statues as we head into Rohan.
Barbossa: Really...
Jack: Really, really...
Elizabeth: Can we go now?
Jack: Yes...we can go.
Elrond: They then traveled down the river, on boats that had appeared out of nowhere, and waving goodbye to the forest elves that were never really there... They soon passed the King statues and landed ashore to set up camp.
Will: Finally, land! (Bends down and kisses the ground spits out sand.)
Merry: That one is even odder than you Jack...
Jack: Let's just leave it at that...(Goes to help set up...)
Legolas: How long do we plan to stay here? And...are you sure we can get to Rohan from here?
Barbossa: Yeah are you sure?
Jack: Positive, really positive. Did I ever give you a reason not to trust me? Anyway, I think we should stay here for tonight and then move on...
Merry: Who made you leader?!?
Jack: No one, he is. (points to Legolas) He just gave me a question, so I just gave him an answer...
Elrond: The night was cold and frosty, so they built a large fire, huddled together and slept under the stars. The next morning after the morning that took place yesterday, which was to be the today I was supposed to talk about tomorrow, Am I confusing you yet? The group had passed through Rohan and had their fill and are quickly moving on... So, like I was about to say, today our casts has started off once more and are headed towards Gondor, but along the way something unexpected happens...
Merry: What's with the sky Legolas? It was all sunny and now all the skies are grey, and I can hear thunder...
Legolas: Something evil is afoot... and the skies are angry....
Will: I hope my hair won't get ruined if it rains.
Barbossa: Just shut up you whelp!
Will: I'll let that slide, this once...
(Lightining starts to strike at the ground and trees around them)
(Everyone screams and in panic start to run in all directions)
Elrond: Then a bolt of lightining shot out from the sky and surronded them, blinding them and transporting them to...
Elizabeth: An island?!? What happened?
Legolas: The lighting, it must be the work of an evil wizard...
Merry: Now what?
Jack: I found the rum!!! It's still here! Drinks all around!
Barbossa: Ah! Brings back memories...I remember deserting Jack on this island....
Jack: R-U-M!! Rum for all!
Barbossa: Did he jus' say them words I thought he did?
(Merry nods his head)
Barbossa: I'm a man who knows what he wants, now hand some over here Jack!
Jack: Sorry old chum! Your the one who stucked me on this God forsaken spit of land and... you have the curse remember? Don't want ye to waste any...
Barbossa: I hate you. You know that right?
Jack: Of course, that's why you put me here and took my ship in the first place savvy?
Barbossa: No, not quite, I got rid of ya 'cause you kept sneaking' bottles of rum from the cellar when I wasn't lookin'... But I hate you any way.
Jack: Whatever...What ever happened to my ship?
Barbossa: What ship?
Jack: The Black Pearl!!! There's no other keeper for me, savvy?
Barbossa: Oh, that ship. It sank into the ocean...
Jack: What?!?
Barbossa: I told you, that old ship was going to a dive into Davey Jones' Locker eventually, and it so happened one fine day... had a lot of loot on it too! It wasn't my fault though.
Jack: Really, then whose was it then? You were in charge, why didn't you do something?!
Barbossa: I tried, really...
Jack: Who sunk MY SHIP?!!!!!
Barbossa: That would be Commodore Norrington. That bloody bastard sank my ship.
Jack: Your ship?!? It was mine until you stole it from me. Mine, mine, mine!
Barbossa: What were we talking about again? Really I think it slipped my mind.
Jack: You have to be kidding me... You forgot already.
Legolas: Would you two mind!?
Elizabeth: We have to find a way to get them back to Middle Earth, and keep us in our own time period...
Jack: We are in our own time period!
Elrond: Soon everyone was in deep thought...Well except for Will, who was fixing his hair at the time. But, none could think of anything. The morning was coming and all were asleep, except for Miss Elizabeth Swann.
Next morning
Jack: What's that smoke? Where's the rum? THE RUM IS GONE!!!
Barbossa: What? What's gone? The rum? No, who did it!?!
Jack: I'll give you one guess.
Barbosa: The hobbit did it!
Merry: I did what?!? What is rum anyway?
Jack: Not him! Elizabeth Swann!!!
Barbossa: That was my second guess.
Jack: Why did you burn all the RUM?!? Why is all the RUM GONE?
Elizabeth: I already told you that remember?
Jack: thinking Oh yeah... I remember now.
Legolas: Who cares what happened to the rum. Let's get off this island now!
Jack: Ok! Does anyone have any ideas? Any at all?
Silence
Jack: Anyone? (No one says anything) This is going to be a long day.
Elrond: All seemed lost until...