Part 9 Back to Middle Earth
Elrond: Large white sails appeared out of the horizon. It turned out to be a large Navy ship and took them back to Port Royal.
Commodore: Welcome aboard the Dauntless.
Jack: Oh, it's you! Not you again...
Commodore: Oh you, the pirate. (Very dry)
Barbossa: He has a name you know....
Elizabeth: It's good to see you Mr. Norrington...
Commodore: Oh, Elizabeth! I'm glad you're safe! Come aboard my bride to be, your father awaits...
(Everybody boards the ship. Will is lookin at himself in the mirror, Elizabeth, Legolas and Commodore talk about plans, Merry is swabbing the deck, Jack and Barbossa are nowhere to be seen)
(Jack appears out of nowhere on the deck...)
Jack: Everybody stay calm, we're taking over the ship...this time we're getting it right!
Barbossa: Aye avast!
Jack: You've ruined it!
Barbossa: Oh, sorry I forgot!
Jack: You always forget...It must be that short-term memory loss problem you had in 1732...
Elrond: Jack and Barbossa kick the crew off the ship, they kidnap the Commodore, and lock him in the brig....
Jack: Well, we now have a ship, where do we sail?
Elizabeth: Back to Middle Earth!
Jack: Where's that?!
Elizabeth: Where's that, what kind of question was that?!?
(The clouds darken again and thunder and lighting streak the sky)
Elrond: The ship starts to rock back and forth, the waves are crashing against the ship.... and as soon as the storm settles, they find themselves on the shores of Mordor...
Jack: We're back to Middle Earth. Hey, whad' do ya know we're in Mordor...we didn't have to travel that far!
Merry: What happened to the eye?
Barbossa: What eye?
Jack: The one that watches the entire area of Mordor you idiot!
Barbossa: Oh that one, I knew that! Hey I'm not an idiot!
Jack: You started the argument, I'm gonna end it!
Barbossa: I started the argument?!? I just asked a question...and what do you mean your going to end it?
Jack: Simple! I'm going to end it! Right now!! Do we have an accord?...
Barbossa: Agreed, we fight to the death....
Elrond: Everyone, fed up with the fighting, leave the scene...and travel up the side of Mordor to destroy the one ring of power, power, power, power...Ok you get the point...So as that is going on, Jack and Barbossa is attempting to fight to the death...
Jack: Let's begin...(Draws sword)
Barbossa: Aye! (Draws out sword)
(They begin to the fight...The suddenly a giant chest falls from the sky and lands between them...)
Babossa: What's that?
Jack: It's the Aztec gold! You still have the gold medallion don't ye?
Barbossa: What gold medallion?
Jack: Oh boy, here we go again...
Barbossa: No really what gold medallion?
Jack: The one that gave you the curse you idiot!
Barbossa: Once again I must tell you I'm not an idiot!
Jack: Just fight already...
(Fight...)
(Will appears out of nowhere still admiring himself in his mirror...)
Jack: Will, wad you be doin' here lad? Don't just stand there, lift the curse!
Will: (Still starring at himself in the mirror...) I was looking for Elizabeth...
Jack: She left already...she went to destroy the ring.
Will: Oh, ok then.. Good-bye!!
Jack: No you idiot come back here, I need you to help me destroy Barbossa!
Will: Oh, you need this? (Holds up the medallion)
Jack: Yes, yes, now hurry lad, and throw it in the chest!
(Will cuts his hand and attempts to throw the coin into the chest but it bounces off the rim...)
Jack: You buffoon!!!! Pick it up Will, pick it up!
(Will still starring at himself blindly searches for the medallion...)
Jack: Ohh, here let me help you... (Throws a dagger at the mirror in Will's hand)
(Mirror shatters)
Will: NOOO!!!!! It was a gift! From Elizabeth!
Jack: Oh no wonder he was always using it, but that doesn't matter now...Will, throw it in already!!!
(Will is still looking for it....)
Will: I found it!
Jack: Throw it in!!!!!!
Will: K! (Drops it in the chest)
(Barbossa takes a slice at Jack)
(Jack tries to shoot Barbossa)
Barbossa: You've carried that pistol for ten years, and now you've waste you're shot...
Will: He didn't waste it...
Barbossa: He, he.. I have a bulletproof vest... (Flashback of Gandalf giving him a vest)
Jack: Let me guess who gave it to you...Gandlaf The buffoon of a White...
Barbossa: Yep! Want to try your luck again? Too bad you don't have another bullet, to make your mark!
Jack: So that's how it is... Let's try this again (Takes a spare pistol out, and aims at Barbossa's head.)
Barbossa: That's not fair, who gave you that?
Jack: Gandalf...(Fires the pistol)(Gandalf giving him the pistol)
(Barbossa falls to the ground)
Barbossa: Curse you Jack Sparrow...
Jack: It's Captain Jack Sparrow!!! (Shoots again) Well look at that he even gave me an extra shot... That's the only thing I like about him...
Elrond: Will and Jack traveled back up to Mt. Doom to join the others to destroy the ring. Will runs on board again to mourn the loss of his mirror.