Sup sup, this is blondie41! This is my first fic and it should be pretty darn funny! A real knee slapper…yeah…ok, before I scare the little children.. *riku walks in* what little children?
Blondie 41: *shakes head* never mind…now let's get started with the story now, shall we?
Riku: shall we what?
Blondie41: *smacks forehead* just go!I
Riku walks in with Sora at his side.
"Sora?"
"Yes, Riku?"
"Since when did you get an all white room…"
"with nothing in it?" Sora completed his sentence.
"Yeah…."
"With freaky music!" Kairi jumped in.
Riku and Sora quickly turned around. "What are you doing here?!"
"I thought that I would join y'all and have some fun!"
Riku grumbled something about not having fun.
"Yeah.." Sora sighed.
Re re re the music played on.
"Ouch!" Sora yelled as he tripped over Riku's shoes. (a\n: I'm telling ya, they have the biggest shoes in the world!)
"Oh! I'll save you, Sora!" Kairi cheered as she fell dramatically on the floor…right on top of Sora, who would have guessed?
"Kairi get off of me!" Sora squirmed underneath kairi.
"No, I am saving you! Can't you see?"
Riku ripped Kairi off of Sora and threw her off somewhere and helped his old buddy Sora off the ground.
"She is one dumb freak, isn't she?" Riku whispered to Sora. Sora nodded with wide eyes.
"Yi yi yi!" Riku and Sora heard a war cry.
Kairi was standing in the middle of the room screaming her lungs out while beating her chest.
Sora thought: wouldn't that hurt?
Kairi had war paint on her face, bones in her hair, and a mini-dress made out of…deer skin?
Riku asked, "Did you use lipstick for that war paint?"
"Maybe"
"How did you change so fast?"
"Uh…"
"Where did you get those bones?" Sora inquired.
"I dunno."
"Murderer!" Riku cried aloud!
"No!"
Sora gasped and covered his mouth with both hands.
"What about that deer skin? Huh?!" Riku yelled at Kairi.
"I got it from…"
"A BUNNY!!!!" Sora yelled.
"Yes!" Kairi said.
*pause*
"Hey wait a minute…no!" Kairi said.
"No what?" Riku asked.
"No bunny."
"What bunny?"
"The one I took."
"You took a bunny?"
"Yes." *silence* "No."
Riku screamed.
Sora said with hands on his hips (a\n odd picture, huh?) "What now?"
"We are on Uranus!"
"We are?" kairi said with her jaw dropped low.
"Eww, I hope it's not Kairi's you-know-what."
Riku and Sora started laughing.
"Hey, you all are sickos!"
They kept on laughing.
"Anyways, aren't we on Earth?" Kairi said like she knew everything.
"Like you should know!" Riku laughed.
"Are not!" Sora said.
"Are two!" Kairi fought back.
"Are not!"
"Are two!"
"Are three!"
"Are three what?"
"I don't know, I thought you knew!"
"Oh darnit!"
"SILENCE!" a random voice yelled.
Everyone looked to the left.
"Hmm, not there." Sora said.
Everyone looked to the right.
"Uh, nope." Kairi giggled.
Everyone looked forward and backwards…nothing.
"Oh c'mon! He has to be here somewhere!" Riku yelled frustrated.
"I'm up here!" The random voice yelled.
"Where?"
"Do, I have to spell it for you?"
"That would be nice!" Sora said grinning.
"No use, I wouldn't understand." Riku scrunched his eyebrows while scratching his head.
"Here's a big clue!" The random dude jumped from the ceiling onto the floor right in front of them.
"Ouch," the dude rubbed his back, "hard fall, you know."
"M-m-m-" Riku stumbled over his words.
Hehe, I hope you like my first really short chappie! Please review and tell me what you think about it! THANKS!!!