Hey, it's me again! I hope you liked my first chapter! Enough chit chat I think that we should go back to where we left off……with Riku stuttering….

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"M-m-m- MICHAEL JACKSON!" Riku yelled.

"I'm blind!" Sora screamed while covering his eyes.

"Hold me, Sora!" Kairi buried her face into his chest.

"Back off, Kairi! I'd rather have him hold me!" Sora pointed to MJ (aka: Michael Jackson, sorry for the abv. But who would want to write that awful name more than once?!)

"Are you sure, Sora?" Riku shuddered.

Sora looked at MJ. "No, not really."

"Ho, ho, ho!" MJ cheered.

"Yes, yes you are." Riku sniggered.

"How many pounds of plastic did you use for your face?" Sora asked.

"Not sure." MJ stroked his gruesome face…or what we thought was his face….

"Can you leave? You're freaking me out." kairi said while holding Sora.

"No."

"Why not? That's evil!"

"I am evil!"

"You think YOUR evil? You obviously have never worked for Maleficent!" Riku bragged, I think. (a\n: I really don't know how to spell her name…so don't mind that….)

"Who?" MJ asked.

"Oh, never mind!"

"Well, I have come here to take your magic keyblade." MJ announced.

"My what?" Sora yawned.

"Your Keyblade."

"Oh, yeah, that ole thing." Sora said.

"Can I see it?"

"No! Perve…."

Kairi blushed and giggled. What a freak….

"Aright, then I will just have to take the key blade from you."

"No, mine!" Sora hissed while holding his precious….hehehe.

"Then I must kill you!"

"No!" Kairi screamed.

"Yes, now move aside." MJ pushed Kairi away.

"Eww! He touched me! Groooossss!" Kairi ran to the bathroom to wash off her contamination. I really don't know why she was so grossed out when she is disgusting herself.

"Wonder what his problem is." MJ asked himself.

Riku and Sora stared at him (that must have hurt) shrugging their shoulders while grinning.

Riku had been thinking of a way to get rid of MJ, so he thought of a great way!

"Never fear, Sora! I will kill MJ!" He threw a bucket of water onto him.

And they waited………..

And they waited……

And they waited…..

"Hey, you were supposed to melt!" Riku said grumpily.

"Now, I am drenched you little kid!"

"Yeah, yeah, it's all about you, isn't it?"

"Of course, I am famous!"

"Yeah, famous for being the first man made of plastic!" Sora chuckled.

"It always worked in the movies!" Riku complained.

Kairi couldn't stop her insane giggling. Sora thought she would die of laughter. Wait, maybe that's a good thing.

Riku skipped (yes, skipped) off humming something about a yellow, brick yellow road.

Sora who was almost blind from looking at him too much, needed to get away.

"Kairi!" He yelled, "Can you distract MJ, while I find a way to get out of here?"

"Ok, anything for you, Sora!" Kairi said dreamily.

"Yo, MJ! Get over here!" kairi called.

MJ walked over.

"This is called the hula."

As Kairi sang "Aloha Oi" very horribly, Sora sneaked away looking for a door or something.

"Make her stop! Make her stop!" MJ yelled while holding his ears.

Sora found a door and ran through it and he didn't forget to lock the door behind him.

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Nope, that's not the end!

"Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!" the host sang.

"Huh? Where am I?" Sora asked.

And then Pluto comes…..just kidding.

"Riku!"

"Yeah Sora?" Riku was juggling oranges and threw one to Sora.

"Where are we?" Sora asked.

"We're in Traverse Town!"

"AGAIN?"

"No, we're actually in Lapooska."

"Oh…"

They both herd giggling.

"How'd you get here?" Riku and Sora asked together.

Kairi just giggled.

"There's something wrong with the girl, and I just can't place my finger on it."

"Sora, get your finger off my boob!" Kairi blushed,

"Agh!" Sora ran around in circle's holding his finger.

Riku chuckled…no he laughed…now he was laughing like a maniac…ok, now he's just scaring me!

"I have an idea! Let's go feed the squirrels!" Kairi suggested.

"Ugh, fine whatever." Riku said.

The three of them skipped off to the forest, ok Sora didn't skip…yeah, kairi didn't either….ok, it was just gosh-dang Riku ,okay? Cheese……some people….

*grin* hi! Ahem……

"Ok here you go." Kairi gave Sora and Riku some nuts and seeds.

"That's alright K, I already have nuts." Riku winked.

Kairi, disgusted, skipped over to her right calling the squirrels.

Riku, nuts and all, walked a couple feet and called: "Squirrel! Squirrley, Squirrley, Squirrel!"

A Squirrel jumped from a tree and landed right in from of Riku.

"Hi, little guy!" Riku stepped forward.

The squirrel, now named Junior glared at him.

"Want a nut? They taste good!"

Junior looked at him with gleaming red eyes.

"Uhm, Polly…wanna…crack…er?"

There were rustling of leaves, screaming claws, fists, need I go on……don't answer that!

Kairi and Sora were walking together through the woods. Yes, I know….scary.

"Did you hear something?" kairi asked Sora.

"Hey guys." Riku walked up, covered in sores, bruises, and the color red.

"What happened?" Sora was worried.

"Lemme just say…Squirrels will die!"

TO BE CONTINUED….

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Poor, poor Riku, don't worry, he shall be better next chapter….I hope.

Review!!!

Ps- If you guys have any ideas for what to do in this story, please please please tell me!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!

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Thank Reviewers! Don't forget to tell your friends about this story!

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