Hey its me again! I am sorry I haven't updated for like years now, I have just been really busy!! Also my computer was broken or something and then had to be fixed…that took a while. As you can imagine!
Riku: yeah, I have been waiting for MY story to come over for ages now!
Blondie: Shut up! Anyways, this is my story, not yours! So back off!
Riku: Oh dangit…
Blondie: *smile* I can't stay mad at you!
Riku: *grin*
Blondie: Alrighty, time for this story to kick in!
Riku: Kick what?
Blondie: ……….
Riku: What???
Riku, Sora, and Kairi were all sitting by the fireplace in Sora's house.
"Squirrels….evil….die…." Riku was muttering.
"What the heck are you complaining about now, Riku?" Kairi asked.
Riku: *glare…hiss*
Kairi backed off and almost fell into the fire…to bad she didn't.
"Well, I am tired and I need to sleep. Good-night." Sora said and walked to bed and fell asleep almost immediately.
"Talk about strange." Riku said.
"Strange… let's see, what can I say about strange." Kairi pondered.
"You truly are an idiot, aren't you?" Riku said blandly.
"Yeah. Strange."
Riku's thoughts: why the heck did Sora have to leave me with her? I mean, she is so annoying, she is strange…golly, here I go saying strange just like the freak Kairi is saying right now. Dang, she keeps on saying it, will she ever stop?
"Strange. Stranger. Strangest. Strange. Stranger."
Yeah, so I thought.
"OK, if you don't stop saying that word, I'll tell Sora your deep dark secret!"
Kairi gasped. "What word?"
"Well, you know, the word?"
"No, I don't know, what word are you talking about?"
"It rymes with range and starts with an 'S'."
"Srange?"
"Almost, now add a 't'."
"Sranget?"
"No…oh never mind!"
"Okay!"
"I'm going to go to sleep." Riku yawned.
"Alright, night-night!"
Riku got up and went to the bathroom and started brushing his teeth. Good boy! While he was brushing his teeth he heard a big boom and a scream. Riku stopped what he was doing and ran into the living room…
"What the-?"
Santa Claus was standing in the living room with Kairi sitting at his feet. Sora walked into the room in his nightgown…Oo;;;
"Hey, You're Santa Claus!"
"No really, kid?"
"Yeah, really!"
Santa Claus snorted. "Hmph, so where are my presents?"
"Santa, your supposed to give US presents!" Kairi informed him. There she goes again; thinking she knows everything!
"Oh, yeah…how much you wanna bet?"
Kairi's eyes started to form tears. "I was just telling you what I read in my Christmas story books."
"HEY, Do you always believe what you read?"
Kairi hesitated, " I-I-I don't know sir."
"Hey, why don't you back off!" Sora yelled.
"Oh my word (a\n, hahaha, I am sorry, I just thought that it is funny when someone says Oh my word) You are standing up for Kairi?" Riku laughed.
"Oh my goodness, you're right! What was I thinking?" Sora slapped himself. "Wow, glad that's over with!"
"I want my presents!" Riku complained and stuck out his lower lip. Oh, how cute!!!!
"Alright, alright, hold your horses!"
"You got me horses!!! Oh thank you, thank you!!!" Riku jumped for joy thinking about riding ponies. La la la la la!
"No, idiot! But here is your gift." Santa tossed Riku an object wrapped in shiny green wrapping paper.
"Oh yeah! I have always wanted green paper! Thanks, Santa!"
Santa sighed.
"Dude, you're supposed to unwrap it to see the gift!" Sora told Riku.
"Oh!" Riku unwrapped his precious green wrapper to find a bottle of really shiny and sparkly hair gel.
"Yay!" Riku ran around the living room spanking himself like he was riding a horse or something shouting "Yee-haa!"
"Alright, Riku, your scaring me!" Sora said, stopping Riku's insane dance.
"Thank you, Santa!" Riku ran up to Santa and hugged him, he smelt of beer…
Riku squeezed a whole glob onto his hand and mixed it into his hair…after a couple minutes, his hair turned into the shape of a Mohawk.
"Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about! Party on, Riku!" Sora gave Riku a high-five.
"Party on, Sora!"
"Santa, where's Sora's gift?"
"Oh yeah." Santa handed Sora a little cardboard box. Sora opened it and pulled out a piece of coal.
"Hey, I thought I was a good boy this year!"
"Well, clearly you weren't!"
"Uh, Sora, member when we uhh…" Kairi and Sora blushed.
"Oh yeah."
"NOOOOOOO!!!! HEAR NO EVIL!!" Riku cried out!
"What's your problem dude? You were with us when we did it!"
"Oh yeah, painting the school walls with shiny spray paint was fun!" Riku smiled evilly!
(a\n: had you there, didn't I?…right??)
Sora put the coal on the table.
"STRANGE!" Kairi cried out.
"What?" Riku, Sora, and Santa all asked.
"Strange!"
"What are you talking about, Kairi?" Riku asked.
"That's the word that rhymed with range and started with 'S'."
"You just go that now?"
"Yeah, ain't I smart?" Kairi grinned.
"No."
"Oh." Kairi's grin quickly turned into a frown. Sora started to crack up.
"Alright, well, here is my last gift!" Santa threw a big box at Kairi's face.
"Ow!" Kairi sat on the floor rubbing her nose.
"That hurt!" Kairi slowly opened the box and then…….BOOM!
A bomb burst out and Kairi laid on the floor covered in black.
"Is she dead?" Sora asked.
"I hope so."
Santa hit Riku across the head.
"Sorry, but I think this calls for a song." Riku smiled.
"Which song shall it be?" Sora asked.
Then Riku and Sora started square dancing while singing Ding dong the Witch is Dead!
CRASH!!!!! The wall to the left broke down and Brett Favre (a football player) ran in and threw Kairi around his shoulder while screaming, "Charge!"
"I hate the chargers!" Riku mumbled.
"I thought he played for the Packers…" Sora said.
"Kairi!" Santa yelled.
DUN DUN DUN
Too be continued……
So many questions to be answered like: Did Kairi really die? Does Santa have a crush on Kairi? And….will Riku's hair ever become normal??? All questions will be answered in next chapter!!
Hey, when you review please answer this poll!
WHAT SHAMPOO DOES RIKU USE FOR HIS SILKY HAIR?
Is it:
a) Herbal Essence---he's got the urge
b) Pantene Pro-V- 6 signs of healthy hair
c) Head and Shoulders- so that he can remember where his head is. (right above your shoulders, for those who didn't know!)
Please tell me what you think!
THANK YOUS!
KoBRe LaiR: Thank you so much for the review! Thanks a lot, I am really glad that you like my fic! I really needed that review!
DoomGirl: Hey, that's a cool idea, I might use that in further chappies! Thanks a lot for the idea!
Goku Man- Thanks! MJ is a dude who used to be a great singer, but now is a person who everyone hates now, because he does bad things and got plastic surgery like all over his face! It's quite odd!
GC-eva-fan- lol, has he gotten into jail, yet? I also have to review for that next chapter, sorry I have been really busy!
Crazy-For-Bakura: Chocolate does weird things to you! Lol, me two! Thanks for the review! Oh, and update for My Immortal soon, okay? (My Immortal is a really cool story that my really good friend wrote, you all should check it out!)
Hiei's Gurl 247: Thanks for the review! Alright, just make sure not to hurt me and my fellow blondes while taking over the world, okay? Lol!
Kenshins-gurl 3000: lol, I am glad you thought my story was hilarious! I hope you liked this chappie too!
Well, thanks everyone for reviewing my fic, I really appreciate it! I'll try to update sooner this time!! Hehehe, until next time…party on!!