Last Measure

Meanwhile, Miranda was at her class, fooling around on the teacher's computer in the classroom before class started. Through The Bypass, she was browsing the GameFAQs boards with her (now extremely rare) LUEable account, and had come across a LUEicide, containing a plethora of LUEshis, a ton of porn links, the obligatory links to the LUE Trinity, and one odd little link to TinyURL, promising the mother lode of ROM's.
When Miranda followed this link, pwnage and hilarity ensued.
The TinyURL link led to a simple page with an ASCII representation of Goatse with the words "LAST MEASURE" in the gaping hole. Then, after that page sent the contents of the clipboard to whomever had set up this copy of the Last Measure, another page came up with a Goatse background, then a picture of a woman covered in poo appeared below a button marked "CLICK ME". Soon windows popped up containing the LUE Trinity and several other offensive pictures, and the site had a soundtrack of a guy saying "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", recorded loudly to the point of distortion, and repeating itself. Miranda freaked and ran like hell out of the classroom.
The computer had been hooked up to the TV in the classroom, which was on and acting like the computer's monitor and speakers, except that the speakers on a 36-inch TV tended to be louder than most computer speakers. As a result, the "broken record" was clearly audible down the hall, and almost everyone took notice, including Ron the tech administrator, who planned to investigate, but then he got a call about the projector in the middle school cafetorium showing very hardcore porno.
While Ron went off to check that situation out, the students in Miranda's class, except for Miranda, stood around the TV to see the Last Measure and all those windows bouncing around. They got to see pretty much every major shock site picture, including the Trinity, Lemonparty, and a parrot perched on some guy's "appendage". The teacher eventually came in, glanced at the TV, and fainted.
Ron arrived at the middle school cafetorium to see Lizzie in the fetal position, crying and with a huge, wet bulge in the back of her pants. He looked up at the gigantic projection screen, which was showing an extremely nasty porno involving yogurt enemas and in-your-face "action", and immediately soiled himself. Then a middle school student came out of a closet with his pants down, hit a couple buttons on a podium to stop the porno and retract the screen, pulled up his pants, and ran to his class.
With one teacher down and the tech admin having crapped his pants, the school seemed to have seen the worst of what The Bypass was capable of. But with a middle school science class doing research in the library, and Dominic assisting, the very worst was yet to come.