Well, it's about time that I start writing this story again.
::ding dong:: Hold on, someone is at the door…
Riku walks into the room.
Blondie: oh hey, come sit down. ::pats chair:: ...the one NEXT to me…not my own
Riku sat down.
Blondie: I'm writing another chapter.
Riku: Yay! Am I in it?
Blondie: DUH!
::ding dong::
::looks out the window::
Blondie: OH NO! IT'S KAIRI!
Riku: RUN!!
Blondie hides under the computer desk while Riku tries to cram himself into the refrigerator.
Riku: Your refrigerator is full of food!
Blondie: uh…yah!
Riku: How am I supposed to hide in the refrigerator if it is full of food?
Blondie: uh, you DON'T hide in the- KAIRI!! It's been so long…
Blondie got up from her hiding spot and shook her hand. While wiping her hand off on her jeans, Kairi asked, "Where's Riku?"
Blondie: umm…um…at the grocery store?
Kairi: at the grocery store?
Blondie: um, yes….that's the, um, cool spot?
Kairi: Oh! Well, then let's go there! First let me get some carrots out of the refrigerator.
Blondie: nooo! It was too late, Kairi had already opened up the door.
Kairi: Riku? What are you doing in there?
Riku: Just eating some oranges.
Kairi: 0.o
Riku: Wait, last time I saw you, that one guy had you over his shoulder yelling, "Charge!"
Kairi: Oh yeah, didn't you know that someone found me on the street and cared for me until I was better?
Blondie and Riku: no…Who?
Kairi: Not telling! ::giggle::
Riku: I will find out. ::looks at imaginary camera:: Oh yes. I WILL find out.
Blondie: Anyways, I'm going to start the story.
::scene changes::
Riku, Sora, and Kairi are all on the couch watching a scary movie. Well, actually Kairi was on the floor watching Sora, Sora was on the chair in the corner looking at Riku's Mohawk, and Riku was on the couch watching the squirrels outside the window. So, really, nobody was watching the scary movie.
There was a knock on the door. And another knock. And another.
"IS SOMEBODY GOING TO ANSWER THE DOOR?" The man outside yelled.
Riku: Oh! Someone was knocking on the door? I thought it was Santa trying to come down the chimney again.
Kairi: Okay…me two!
Sora got up to answer the door. When he opened it he found…
A knife sticking straight up out of the doormat. It had a red substance on it.
Riku: ::jumps:: yay! ::picks up the knife and licks it:: SOY SAUCE!
Sora: What? It's red, Riku.
Riku: Oh, then it's…::licks again:: mustard!
Sora: It's red.
Riku: DUH, Sora! Golly…
Kairi: ::runs over:: Is somebody trying to kill Sora?
Sora: ::magically changes into spy gear:: I think we have a case to solve, gentlemen.
Kairi: But, I'm a girl.
Sora: and I repeat, I think we have a case to solve, gentlemen.
Kairi: ::scowl::
Riku: ::hops out of closet in a bunny costume:: Costume time! Yay!
Sora: No, Riku.
Kairi: Yay!
Riku: ::screams:: Kairi, you are in a SCARY costume!
Kairi: but I haven't changed yet…
Sora: ::chuckles::
Sora: Let's go and find out who is trying to kill me.
The three of them walk outside and find a note in the mailbox.
You want to know who I am.
Well, I'll tell you that I am not Sam.
Riku, you were wrong. The substance was strawberry jam.
Riku: DANGIT! I WAS SO CLOSE!
Sora: Shut up!
You'll have a great time trying to find me.
And uh, ho-ho-ho
Sora: Oh please don't let it be MJ again.
Kairi: I know that was scary.
Sora: You know what else is scary?
Kairi: What?
Sora: you! ::laughs::
Kairi: Whatever, Sora.
Riku: ::sitting in a corner::
Sora: What's wrong, Riku?
Riku: Can you believe what that guy called me?
Sora: No…what?
Riku: How could you miss it?
Sora: Miss what?
Kairi: DUH, SORA! Miss that his fly is down!
Riku: no! ::pause:: … ::blush:: whoopsiee! ::zips::
Sora: Oh, if that was all.
Riku: He said it three times!
Sora: Said what? Who? Huh?
Riku: The "mystery" guy, in the poem.
Sora: ::confused:: uh…it's okay?
Kairi: Okay! Now that that's settled, let's go inside and watch that scary movie!
The three turn around and start walking back to the door to see…
Riku: HOLY MACARONI!
Sora: what the heck…
Riku: AND CHEESE!
That's all for now! J I hope you liked this chapter, it was kinda spur of the moment thing. So it probably wasn't that good. But anywho, comment please!! So that I know people are reading this! And also sorry for any misspelled words, or wrong punctuation.
I may update soon…but u never know! I made you guys wait like a YEAR for this chapter, lol. Sorry!
Lots of Love to the Reviewers!
Fallenangel- haha, I may be able to fit u in…lol
DoomGirl- You're idea was funny! I'll have to put it into the story somehow..hmm. I'll probably 4get, lol
CFB(aka jennizzle)- lol! I'm glad u liked it….but my name is trish lol Rolling on the floor laughing is always fun. Hehe
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Daveysbloodyvalentine-whoa, you haven't talked about davey in a while! Which is good, cause he's scary, man! Hahaha!
Well, everyone voted for a different shampoo! So I guess he uses all of them! Heheh
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