I am going to wrap up this story in this final chapter. It's been fun writing this story, and I hope you all liked it! J
Disclaimer: I do not own the song "come on over" xtina does…
Riku: ::sobs::
Blondie: It's okay, Riku. Maybe we can write more stories in the future…maybe!
Riku: but, but!
FallenAngel walks in. "Where have you been my whole life?"
Riku: Huh?
Blondie: 0.0 well, um…ON WITH THE STORY
BAM! BAM! BAM!
Kairi: ::runs up to sora:: ::hugs him:: whatcha doin?
Sora: ::pushes her off:: hitting the trees for coconuts.
Kairi: Ooo! I can climb the tree! Want to see?
Sora: -- go ahead.
Kairi: ::jumps on tree, hugs it, and climbs up in that matter:: ::then falls off::
Sora: That looks like fun! ::does same:: weeeeeeeee!!! Again, again!
After about an hour or so, Riku shows up. "What are you doing?"
Sora and Kairi: Weeeeeeeeeee!
Shelbey, an Irish chick, jumps from the treehouse and onto the palm trees.
Shelbey: Sora! Let's go play! ::throws wooden sword over::
Sora and Shelbey start hitting trees for coconuts while Riku and Kairi are…..
Kairi: STARING CONTEST!
Riku and Kairi sit on the sand looking into each other's eyes.
I can't believe I'm in a staring contest with Kairi.
I can't believe I'm in a staring contest with Riku.
Okay, eyes starting to hurt.
My eyes aren't even burning yet.
Dang, when will she stop staring.
I dunno
Oh okay. WAIT A MINUTE!
Riku stands up, points his finger at Kairi, and then runs over to a bucket of water and sticks his head in it.
Riku: ah, relief. My eyes don't burn anymore. (an, why he didn't blink just to hydrate his eyes, we don't know.)
Kairi: Oo, that looks like fun! ::puts bucket of liquid on her head::
Sora walks over. "Why are you guys sticking your heads in the bedpans?"
Kairi: In the what?
Sora: You know, the buckets that are by people's beds that they use to pee in during the night.
Riku and Kairi: 0.0 ooooooh my gosh!!
They both ran to the bathroom to rinse off. In there, they found another note.
I'm getting tired of hiding so I'll tell you where I am.
I'm in the forbidden tree house, spraying stuff with Pam.
So come on over and find me, and bring Sora, too.
Kairi turned to Riku to see that he had a blonde wig on, some skintight pants, and a stuffed bra on.
"Hey, boy, don't you know I've got something going on (Yes, I do) All my friends are gonna come gonna party all night long I know, you know, I just want us to go The fun we'll have fun you'll never be alone So boy, won't you come? We will party till the dawn.Listen to me... All I want is you (Come over here baby) All I want is you (You make me go crazy) All I want is you (You better cross the line) I'm gonna love you right (All I want is you!)" Riku sang.
0.0 Kairi pulled Riku out of the bathroom, and the two ran to go find Sora. Actually, Kairi ran while Riku frolicked while throwing daisies. "Laaaa laa! La la la la la la!"
Kairi: Sora! Read this note! ::hands him the note::
Sora: Let's go.
They all dress up in secret agent outfits. Riku still with the bra on.
Riku: HEY! IT'S COMFORTABLE!
Blondie: alright then…anyway.
They reach the front of the treehouse. As they climb up, Kairi slips off and lands on the sand.
Kairi: Owie! Sora! Come save me!
The two boys, jumped down and sat next to Kairi.
Kairi: I think I slipped on…Pam?
Riku: ooo, let's make pancakes or scrambled eggs!
Sora: Are you okay?
Kairi: ::looks into his eyes:: yeaaaah.
Sora: ::disturbed:: Let's go try and climb up to the treehouse again.
They turn around and see Riku in a chef's hat cooking scrambled eggs on the Pam-sprayed tree. "Anyone hungry?"
Sora: ::grabs Riku's chef hat:: this is serious! Now let's go see who the mystery man is!
Riku: ::cries:: my hat! Can I keep the hat? Please!
Sora: ::glares:: FINE!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Kairi: OUCH! GET OFF OF ME!
Choco-gal: No! I MUST STAB YOUR BRAIN!
Kairi: What? Why!
Riku: Let's all watch!
Choco-gal: ::knocks on Kairi's head:: Does she even have a brain?
Riku and Sora shrug.
Kairi: I DO TOO HAVE A BRAIN!
RIKU: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!
Choco-gal and Kairi have a smack down. "oo, ow, ahhh, you pulled my hair! You pulled mine! Oww ahhh, grr, ouchie. I'm going to kill you!"
Audience: ooo….ahhh…
Kairi stands up and has bald spots all over her head. With Choco-gal holding up patches of her hair in her hands.
Choco-gal: Mwhahaha! You'll never catch me! ::runs off::
Riku: ::dr.evil voice:: I shall call it…baldie.
Kairi: WHY I OUGHTTA!!!!
"KAIRI!!!" A big man with a bottle of Pam in his hand shouted.
"SANTA?" Riku and Sora yelled.
"Dang right! And I've come to be with my gal!" Santa jumped down and grabbed Kairi by the waist and gave her a big kiss.
Kairi: Santa! I would have never known!
Santa and Kairi run off to …oh, who knows where they ran off to.
Riku: AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SETTLE WITH LITTLE MR.JUNIOR OVER THERE.
Riku pounces Junior and realizes something very strange. "JUNIOR IS A GIRL! AND SHE'S HAVING BABIES!"
Audience: aww!
Sora: really!
Riku: Naw! I'm just screwing with ya. Now for you, Junior. ::throws the evil squirrel over the ocean::
Junior: I WILL COME BACK TO TERRORIZE-hoooly ::splash::
Riku: ::brushes dirt of his shoulder::
::scene turns to Sora sitting alone on a tree branch::
All by myself!! Don't wanna be…..all by myself!!!
Riku climbs onto the tree branch with Sora. "Don't worry, Sora. You always got me!" Riku said as he put his arm around Sora's shoulder.
"ME and You! And You and ME! Together we will be for eternity!!" They sang together.
What a perfect way to end.
Riku and Sora both look into the sky. "WHAT THE-"
THE END
How'd you like it, guys?! This story was really fun to write and I'm kinda sad that it's over. I just want to thank all my reviewers so much and I am really glad that you liked the story! It took me about a year to write this story, hehe.
And I hope I got all your ideas that you gave me into this chapter, if I didn't, I'm sorry!
When you review also tell me which chapter you thought was the best, okay? Thanks!
Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays, and watch out for Squirrels, Santa, and/or Smackdowns!