The Defecation Hits the Rotary Oscillator

Crisco County recovered from the Trinity worm with the help of the ISD's three MCSE's. Their plan worked as it did, and the worm was now relegated to the trashbin of history. But hilarity was still to ensue, for the principal of Trinity High had ordered a bag search so that he could really nab Larry Tudgeman.
Once Larry came in, the principal came up to him and said, "I hope you enjoyed your little conversation, 'cause NOW--", and then, the principal started beating the crap out of Larry. The fathers of the other girls he had harassed joined in. Quickly, anarchy became the order of the day, and a full-fledged riot ensued. Chairs, books, and students flew through the air. Display cases and windows were smashed, and computers and projectors started to disappear. And all because Claryssa left the 8-megabyte thumb drive behind because she thought it was too small. Ecks Dee.
Miranda was in the bathroom when a crazy senior came in and picked her up off the toilet, creating a nasty mess wherever he went. Gordo, Lizzie, Dominic, Arnold, and Mitch holed themselves up in the classroom where the Last Measure went off, and were safe and secure, away from the intensifying chaos that the rest of the school was in.
Dominic got on the teacher's workstation, and discovered that someone was logged into GameFAQs. Thinking it was his lucky day, he attempted to enter LUE. To his amazement, he got in, greeted by topics about wangs and buttsekz, and whatever was on the minds of the few LUEsers that remained. So what did Dominic do? First of all, he called for the invasion of a number of sites, and soon joined the site that doesn't exist using that post.
About thirty LUEsers spammed the sites Dominic talked about. And then it happened. A few fine folks headed over to some furry LiveJournals using open proxies and fake accounts to spew their filth, including the Trinity and Pains. Of course, furries tend to whine. A lot. They whined to the LiveJournal admins, who suspected that LUE had something to do with the obscene posts.
CJayC received word of this, and then confronted LUE. This time, action was going to be taken. He had already raised the karma requirement, closed the board to new users, and privatized it; there was nothing else he could do. CJayC ultimately put LUE on double-secret probation. One more slip-up and board 402 would be nothing but a 404. To top off this excrement-frosted cake, just before the riot ended and the police came to rescue the group, Dominic posted LUEshi and got Miranda's account put in Purgatory for 60 days.
The upside of all this was that school would not be in session for the rest of the month, while the devastation of the riot was cleaned up. Once the cleanup was completed, things returned to normal in the Trinity Public Schools. The Bypass was added to the list of blocked sites, and Internet Explorer was replaced by Firefox, which by itself reduced the tech department's workload. Other Microsoft products were eventually replaced, but that's a story for another day.

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